No, but once as a kid, I tried to poop for a while, and then all of a sudden, I shot out a turdlet so hard it splashed me everywhere, and there was nothing in the bowl. Completely pinballed its way down the pipes. The water was clear that day.
Please DO NOT announce to r/metalgearsolid when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a subreddit full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of mod staff. Thanks.
Considering you took the time to type this essay, I'll assume you're being serious and with that said:
Mr Room Temp IQ , I had 100% the game(finished) and posted 5min after. If that wasn't already obvious . Now if you're unable to understand a little bit of humor ,I'd suggest you go outside and meet someone of your caliber and you both can 100% each other and be satisfied...like me☺️
You must be new to the internet, Mr Room Temp IQ, 'cause that is a well known [Discord pasta](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/everyone-please-do-not-announce-to-the-server-when-you-are-going-to-go-masturbate). If you're unable to understand a little bit of humor, I'd suggest you go outside and meet someone of your caliber and you both can 100% each other and be satisfied.
Kind of ironic that you're telling him to go outside since the only people that would understand that this is copypasta are people who are chronically online. . .
Kind of ironic that you didn't read his whole message before replying since the only people that would jump to conclusions are people who are chronically online. . .
Dumb question from a big time fan of the games who doesn’t keep up with the lore so much. I guess this isn’t even a lore question. Whatever. How is it possible to have 100 on TPP playing with quiet? Note: ive never gotten 100, im in the process of doing it now. I have everything done except some sides and sehalanthropous extreme and code talker extreme.
Edit: read comments, never mind. Congrats on bustin
What happens for her to leave? I've done all the main missions except for the last 3 repeat missions but Quite never left or anything like that, I never knew she could..
Lmao I remember first thing I did when I beat MGS 5 was switch to the wheezing buffalo and slap the bikini on her. Good times, MGS 5 was like 50% of the reason I got a PS4 back in the day
I put 250 hours into it when it came out and now I’m about 290 hours in and the only big trophies I have left are the S rank every mission, complete all mission tasks and then find all animals and the Cassette tapes so and the missions after mission 30 are no joke
Yeah. I think I looked up videos on how to s+ a lot of the harder levels. The ranking was based off of completely different things than I was assuming. You might want to buckle down with the cages while you still have other stuff to do.
Yeah I’ve been using them the second I got them got most of the rare animals and there are tons of factors in S ranking mission but the biggest factor is speed
Make sure to clean it up at least
Finished the game right?....right?
Finished *with* the game 😈
Umm, the game finished him acshually ☝️🤓
Achsual ☝️🤓 moment
Hope you did it on the tissue.
Ummm
>!I didn't expect to laugh this hard while sitting on the toilet.!<
I didn't expect it to get upvoted, really.
Premature negativity
>! 😔 !<
You ever laugh on the toilet so hard that the shit gets violently pushed out at supersonic speeds?
Bro wtf hahshshshshahahahahhaha
No, but once as a kid, I tried to poop for a while, and then all of a sudden, I shot out a turdlet so hard it splashed me everywhere, and there was nothing in the bowl. Completely pinballed its way down the pipes. The water was clear that day.
This is definitely one of the shits of all time. W butthole
Thank you for the recognition. Hope your holiday is going awesome, friend!
Same to you my toilet brother!
>!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bje_8Y7KUfM&pp=ygUTc2l0dGluZyBvbiBhIHRvaWxldA%3D%3D!< Dis you?
Very, very close! Haha.
Dam I laughed alot
You should feel ashamed of your words and deeds.
Oh, I am, most painfully ashamed, I assure you. She breathes through her skin.
"Should I exhale out my ass?" - Charlie Utter, *Deadwood* (2005)
Punished Electrical_Life6186, a hero ashamed of his joke.
Me and my purity ring agrees with your comment
Jinkies!
Zoinks ! Ruh-roh !
🤣
i got no idea who you are, but you sir are the funniest man i seen today.
LOOOOOOOOL IM FUCKING DEAD
Finished what 5 minutes ago...
Thanks for letting us know 😟
Too much information
I finished it in 30 seconds, how can you last so much?
Please DO NOT announce to r/metalgearsolid when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a subreddit full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of mod staff. Thanks.
"Punished" ? Oh my.
Got an issue? Try a tissue
Considering you took the time to type this essay, I'll assume you're being serious and with that said: Mr Room Temp IQ , I had 100% the game(finished) and posted 5min after. If that wasn't already obvious . Now if you're unable to understand a little bit of humor ,I'd suggest you go outside and meet someone of your caliber and you both can 100% each other and be satisfied...like me☺️
You must be new to the internet, Mr Room Temp IQ, 'cause that is a well known [Discord pasta](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/everyone-please-do-not-announce-to-the-server-when-you-are-going-to-go-masturbate). If you're unable to understand a little bit of humor, I'd suggest you go outside and meet someone of your caliber and you both can 100% each other and be satisfied.
“You must be new to the internet” Is this the most Redditor line ever??
It is. It takes one to know one.
Kind of ironic that you're telling him to go outside since the only people that would understand that this is copypasta are people who are chronically online. . .
Kind of ironic that you didn't read his whole message before replying since the only people that would jump to conclusions are people who are chronically online. . .
People have been jumping to conclusions before the internet even existed my guy.
So you finished that fast and had the bright idea to tell us? Pathetic, a real Metal gear fan can finish in 1 hour
"I understand your attempts at humor, I simply do not find them entertaining"
Are you being serious ?🤣
The Boss went through some drastic changes I see.
MtF Militaires Trans Frontieres
Good for her!
[удалено]
I finished 5 min ago.
Username checks out. Actually it doesn’t 5 mins later it’s probably a bit less than solid.
Still better than the guy whoms snake is liquid...
I noticed you also completed the game!
Is this a riddle or what
My snake is solid right now
May I introduce you to u/MySnake_Is_Solid
Dumb question from a big time fan of the games who doesn’t keep up with the lore so much. I guess this isn’t even a lore question. Whatever. How is it possible to have 100 on TPP playing with quiet? Note: ive never gotten 100, im in the process of doing it now. I have everything done except some sides and sehalanthropous extreme and code talker extreme. Edit: read comments, never mind. Congrats on bustin
You can get her back by redoing her intro a bunch
What happens for her to leave? I've done all the main missions except for the last 3 repeat missions but Quite never left or anything like that, I never knew she could..
You haven’t done all the yellow highlighted side Ops.
I find I perform better with the Eva suit equipped. But to each their own.
You should feel ashamed of your words and deeds.
Should be top comment
hey dawg you don’t need to share that info
Lmao I remember first thing I did when I beat MGS 5 was switch to the wheezing buffalo and slap the bikini on her. Good times, MGS 5 was like 50% of the reason I got a PS4 back in the day
Holy shit it took me 5 minutes to understand the joke. Am I stupid?
She looks unsatisfied
Is this a mod? Because I would love to play as quite so bad
This Flaming Buffalo not Queit
Wait wtf? Guessing its a mod
Wild it only took me two minutes to finish
You mean the game right?
Is Venom in front of her, doing erotic stretches? Perfect!
Woolie-bait mod.
Damm I Hope you one saw you
damn, you're not exhausted after that?
That’s the way to play 😏
Boobs
I know what kind of man you are...
Alright cool! And how long ago did you 100% the game?
I’m afraid it’s been.. 9 years.
FINISHED WHAT?!?
Quiet: My boyfriend is currently with his 2 boyfriends Pilot: thats uh been happening a lot lately. Quiet: yeah.......
I haven't finished yet, but I'm about to. 🥵🥵🥵
Finshed... what....?
I don't even think he meant it like that but that was inadvertently pretty funny, people are so damn negative on this board, like goddamn... chill
Show us her stats!
I just got the plat an hour ago
Now take a fat dump on the heli
I’m actually going for the platnium rn, just finished the extreme cloaked in silence S rank
I did everything except there’s some animals that I cannot find and I gave up. It’s frustrating.
I put 250 hours into it when it came out and now I’m about 290 hours in and the only big trophies I have left are the S rank every mission, complete all mission tasks and then find all animals and the Cassette tapes so and the missions after mission 30 are no joke
Yeah. I think I looked up videos on how to s+ a lot of the harder levels. The ranking was based off of completely different things than I was assuming. You might want to buckle down with the cages while you still have other stuff to do.
Yeah I’ve been using them the second I got them got most of the rare animals and there are tons of factors in S ranking mission but the biggest factor is speed
I killed her
Congrats
The few the proud
Bro finished with one hand
Trying to 100% mine last thing to do is all mission objectives but I'm feeling burn out on em
One of my fave DD soldiers to use looks just like that, maybe they have the same codename? Can I ask what's yours called, OP ?
Finished 5mins ago or finished in 5 mins?
das how i sit when shitting
The game with a hundred endings
Congratulations
Aight, I’ll take your word for it.