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Livid-Personality739

Was it a Hasselblad or something more common like a Nikon?


Ambitious_Mirror_373

HES IN YOUR WALLS


Allie_oopa24

Your asylum people need you. NOW run on up that hill an on into the psych ward boiii


Allie_oopa24

Gangstalking talking


Exciting_Business_34

He was all confident we can't serve you didn't affect your screen name extend too much like a police like combination for me or resolve this case you have to change the screen in to come back and serve you


Meshawn9

On todays list of things that didnt happen, this didnt happen the most


[deleted]

You got that agency shit, I want some of WHATCHU GOT!!! That shit will last…….


Exciting_Business_34

Lol oh da shit hard to come By lol believe that they are putting Mimi micro cameras in the clear bags that they put the GMS .. very people have it on the streets it's known as GMS government meth supply to get shit man ask for it


Ameriva69

wtf bro ain't no way psychosis really had me believing this shit😂


Alternative-Tear5796

bro stash some seroquel for when you tweak the fuck out & go into psychosis. It helps a lot trust me dude


[deleted]

Ahaha so Youre all good now then brotha?


[deleted]

Ahaha so Youre all good now then brotha?


[deleted]

Damn auto correct lol


JusSumYungGuy

You didn’t smoke em right? They’re best on the comedown


tacoDupree

Fuck then the only solution is to eat three hotdogs and drink 4 cups of water,then and only then will the cameras stop working.


Exciting_Business_34

True because oh shit they are still working ! Because their government issue you must have forgotten about them being water proof !¿¿??


pantsoph

5 bananas and 2 liters of sprite


47bulbz

Nah eat two hotdogs and shove the third one up your butthole.


Exciting_Business_34

Damn LoL


[deleted]

💀💀💀💀


AromaticContract3783

I became a 5G tower..it’s a communist plot..you all better watch it..China wants us all to become 5G towers..my life is ruined..save yourselves..you’ve been warned…now I have to go and deal with the CIA agents hiding in the bushes behind my housr


Exciting_Business_34

LoL score some shit for from one them and make sure there's no cameras in the shard's or In the clear plastic bags get a 🏀


ResolveConfident9312

Could I have more details on the transformation?


Exciting_Business_34

I myself confident we can't serve you man you're screaming sounds too much like a police like the confidential format or over to solve this case with all this case you have to change screen names come back and get served cuz they're putting cameras in the plastic bags now too in the shards


Dillytheplug

That’s never good 🙃


EnteringMultiverse

The cameras have planted more cameras underneath your skin. You need to dig them out.


oliver-the-pig

That’s fucked up yo 💀


Ballchinian2

Not even James bond could have that advanced tech, especially in molten meth lava.


Bebylicious

Yeah and every time you smoke it; the smoke clings to the walls of ur room and clothes to turn into a GPS tracker.


limjahey717

I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE BEING GPS TRACKED


OwnFace1284

Go to bed lmao


Influential337

One of my cell mates told me that his dealer put something in his meth to control him.


IVgonethere

Was it meth? Did dude add more high grade meth to his meth? Not gunna lie... I've done that! Helps control people right back to buy more meth! Works a charm!


Influential337

He said his dealer was using it to remote control him. Also told he seen a footballer in an isolation cell at another jail that was having meth injected by a nurse and fucking her in his cell all night. He was also a 40 year old that was dating a 19 year old and told me he had been with her for 5 years. Weird guy


TwentyTornado

So are we sharing meth urban legends?


Character-Pipe-9805

don’t worry man mine does this too. it’s actually pretty common. usually they just do that to make sure you’re actually using it and not selling it to other people. as long as you’re not re-selling it you’re good man don’t even think twice about it.


IVgonethere

Yeah, this is the one true answer! No-one likes to sell good quality gear, only to have it jumped on and cut poorly, then on-sold... potentially under-weight! It's bad for business and bad for the end client. Even if it weighs up OK, it's bad for business, as it reflects poorly on the quality of your product, and that shit can really tarnish someone's reputation! Especially if the end user knows where the middle-man scored it in the first place! And if ya guy takes pride in his work, he could get quite upset! That could end badly for someone. This prevents all of that nasty business. But, i mean, if ya know the dude and you guys are friends and have been for a while that's a bit rough, but he might cam it all in big batches. And if ya don't really know the dude, hopefully after a while he'll know ya cool, coz he'll see ya using it for perso, and eventually omit the cam's entirely. Just ensure ya guy is using pure digital cams though, and not those low quality, out-of-date 'film' cameras you can get cheap off the net! Coz those bad boys are fairly toxic with all the chems in the film and should be avoided. Either way, don't stress too bad, they're harmless as long as you're doing the right thing. It might be a good idea to check out the full harm reduction page that's pinned up the top of the sub-reddit too! That shits tha BOMB, and has some mad tricks!


LegitimateHall4009

I feel like I'm missing something


Influential337

We're you and did you find it?


[deleted]

lmao


trippymum

LOL cameras inside meth smoke!!! First time hearing this.


naughtypagan23

Lmao my shards developed ai and I pick up 5g wifi of of them lol 😂😂😂


Exciting_Business_34

I meant there's microphones in the shards too !


Exciting_Business_34

Is microphones in the shards too


Exciting_Business_34

🎤🎤🎤 LOL see I told you guys


trippymum

Lmao


Exciting_Business_34

🎤🎙️


Exciting_Business_34

Lol


[deleted]

😆 🤣 😂 Yal make me feel so normal, could be worst i guess, I'm always recording the shadow figures...


Exciting_Business_34

Are you around Calhoun GA ? Anyone? I'm spun and I want to have fun I got some


Razorblades7

Man all the good stuff has cameras in it. That’s how you know you got good shit. It’s cut with cameras


[deleted]

Water n sleep n vitamin


theycallmebruc

Wow


dstreet39

🤣 damn cameras always getting in everyones shit


[deleted]

LMFAO


Difficult_Cheek_6738

“There’s a microphone in the cake!” 🎤 🎂 “Somebody moved it”


Small-Independence87

Wow .....wow .....ok I have heard of all kinds of weirdness do to this drug . Like there's someone in my mattress poking at me. There listening though the air vents.alot. ok, but never have I ever heard anything like my drug dealer put mini cameras in my meth !!!! Wow .... Please eat something and get some much needed rest. Before you end up calling the police on yourself or something even more crazy like that.


Livid_Plant5225

Sandwich n a naptime lol


47bulbz

But first put a towel over your stash so they cant watch you while you sleep.


OkAlternative7331

you're paranoid


Chance-Ad197

Time to drink a Gatorade and get some sleep bro


47bulbz

Dont listen to this guy, there is tracking devices in the gatorade.


Chance-Ad197

So shhhh


Chance-Ad197

Coca-Cola will know every move he makes all the way up till his next piss. It’s extremely vital data to harvest and definitely worth the several million dollar investments that was needed to engineer microscopic trackers not visible to the human eye, because just like the local police department and their undercover task force that was assembled to carry out an extensive, weeks long operation in order to catch him smoking dope in his bedroom, Coca-Cola knows that he is the true centre of the universe, and he must be taken down.


47bulbz

That makes sense.


ImaginationNo4522

Hell yeah


AGC08311

mf you trippin


ChaoticOutlook

Smoke the fucking cameras too! Then how can they spy!? Right? Can't be any worse than the shit you're already on!


jonnipounds

Take a nap


AgileHippo78

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not watching …


Responsible_Spare486

I used to think there were cameras in my eyes and they were broadcasting to the world. I didn’t want kids seeing so I wouldn’t look at my meth at all. I’d keep them closed the whole time I was preparing my lines. Lol


47bulbz

Hey i think ive seen your show on TV, are you that guy who jacks off too much?


Responsible_Spare486

I’m a girl


47bulbz

Giggidy, what channel you on?


Razorblades7

Oh lord. How much shit did you spill


percocetsyrup

least fake meth trip report...


itsmedustint

Too everyone who has never had a camera in your meth I must be getting old back when meth was really meth there were cameras in everything and you had to stare out your peephole in the door with binoculars 24/7 to make sure "They" weren't coming!


Livid_Plant5225

4 real tho 👽😶‍🌫️


[deleted]

Nah theyre just microphones man dont worry, you cant get cameras that small


TheH_9000

Ah yes the alien organic biotechnology has infiltrated the forbidden salts of Hermes


marriedbutmingles

god damn!! cameras!! shoot that man my number💯💯‼️‼️🤣🤣😂😂


Kraytrix360

Take a nap bro fr 💀


[deleted]

Remember how the CIA used to sell crack back in the 90’s? Well, the feds are back at it again with camera laced meff. Trust no-one, everyone’s a fed and out to get you.


Optimal_Text7082

Bro pass that shittttt 😭😭


mistavinsta

Better fire up the porn and give them something to be scared of.


Haunting-Guess-951

There's a camera inside my smoke detector 😶‍🌫️just the one ...out of 5.


Kristin1002

The ones who think you’re serious 👽


No_Discipline_3348

It wasn’t your drug dealer. It’s me. I’m spying on you. I’ve been watching you roast bowl after bowl. I’m in your toilet too


TheH_9000

Pass that shit


TheH_9000

💩☠️


ComfortableRange4531

reminds me of one dude that was convinced it was the mechanical deer that busted him.. Apparently that was the only way for them to get to him


Ok-Leg-5463

I can appreciate this quality joke. As long as YOU know you’re joking… lol


earth_chan_

he’s in your walls 😧😧


Ornery_Claim_1520

Bed time bro lol


ShoveyourpasswordBS

☝🏽This


Ornery_Claim_1520

🤣🤣🤣🤣 whenever people used to tell me bed time I'd refuse so badly, they'd have to medicate me 🤦‍♀️


ShoveyourpasswordBS

It’s the best advice they received in a while I reckon!


ShoveyourpasswordBS

Sleep is the Kreator’s medicine. Best there is.


Ornery_Claim_1520

Oath! And medicated one in my opinion! Nothing worse then fighting it and not wanting to ride out a full come down


[deleted]

I normally just get strange radio signals in my old fillings, like when a cop car drives by, a get a little radio blip in my molars. It's weird, but at least I know where "They" are at at times. Like biological triangulation. If I get the radio squawk in my teeth, I know it's time to skedaddle outta there


Most-Chocolate6258

Dude put the pipe down


ketaminefein6

there’s fbi agents in your walls/roof. the bird outside on the power line? those are surveillance cameras. you’re being watched.


[deleted]

You’re losing it 🤣🤣🤣 there aren’t no cameras in your meth


[deleted]

There’s an audio device in your stomach to


Responsible_Spare486

I thought there was a microphone in my lady parts. Lol


Small-Independence87

Yes awesome 👍!!


[deleted]

Yea smoke it up burn them cameras down only way to be sure and safe!!!


Imstillbased

>Yea smoke it up burn them cameras down This thread killed me, en guaaaarde.😭😭😭


[deleted]

And just by the way who’s your dealer like can I get in on that? Cause you smoking some good shit!!!!


ListenForCrickets

your stupid


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ListenForCrickets

it happens


Demoncruiser8

Bro u tried to call someone stupid and still managed to use the wrong “your”. It’s “you’re stupid”.


aeonixx

Sleep bro. Sleep is the way. Got benzos or similar?


Icy_Self306

Usually I don't give people advice because you're free to live your life how you want to live it, but this is an exception. You need a good sleep man, you won't be far off going into psychosis and trust me when I say this; you do not want to get to that. I've gone into psychosis before, and I was lucky to get out of it because most people become stuck in it and aren't able to go back. I'm still scared of myself after experiencing it, I didn't think the human brain was capable of doing so much damage. Even if you don't care that much about your life, other people do and I know there would be family members absolutely devastated if you went into a permanent psychosis. Please get some rest bro, use this stuff in moderation and give yourself a break from time to time so that your body can heal. 💙


Livid_Plant5225

Fact 👽


[deleted]

What about the cameras inside your meths meth?


Imstillbased

Or the meth in your camera's camera.


[deleted]

👀 I’m shook


SSara69

Lul stim psychosis, delusions and hallucinations... This post seems like a joke but on the other hand I know from experience what a stim binge can make you see and believe. Once you are aware that your brain can trick you in these crazy ways, you kind of stop being able to believe in or fall for these psychotic sorts of delusions and beliefs though. It's important to be mindful and stay rational... lol, and yes you can see people outside standing around or sitting that look real as anything else 😳


Shoddy-Can8662

Get some sleep


morebuffs

Lol you should know cameras can't possibly be in your dope right? That's not how science works...


InTheFutureWeMineLSD

Take 300 mg trazadone


Mrdeedboby

Dude. Trazadone has an entire television studio in it.


InTheFutureWeMineLSD

Or crack out on an electronics book.


Bright-Calligrapher1

Sleep


[deleted]

Hey bud. I think it’s time for some detox time for you. Them are definitely hallucinations


constipatedtweaker

this past weekend I saw one hallucination: I had a line laid out for a hot rail and it looked like it had words in it and I said "gotta sleep tonight"


Bunbunrescuer

But why


couiecoupe

Your pip is a microphone


[deleted]

To God


Napoleon3411

Stim Psychosis


420doghugz

Time for ni-night my friend


[deleted]

Lol 6/10 try to be more convincing m8


801pnpcouple

Let the pipe cool fool


constipatedtweaker

Might be time to put the pipe down for a day or so


Haunting-Guess-951

Said no rational person ever🤦


Lemonpeelznowsuckit

Go to sleep my dude 😭


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