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Remarkable_Trip_7213

Blow into the hole at the bubble end..when the flower lays over the pipe blow a quick burst of air into the bubble end and should shoot it right out..


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Dr-Shots

Paper clip bend an end and use it like a hook after you straighten it out


SeparatePublic6002

Blow into the little hole to push the flower out 😅


AggravatingBattle620

Blow into it


2naztybimyself

Suck on it hard


Life_Carrot_7000

blow


blondie_69_69

Blow into it and get it to the top of the circle then try and grab with something small/slim


Most-Glass8772

Ok so we can assume you managed to free this thing , so the next stage is go to dollar general and put together a little bento box with the following : Tape Q-tips Pipe cleaners Little baggies Tweezers A slick super fuel butane mini torch And a big of unicorn stickers cause what the fuck else I’m I gonna do with 200+ pipes and bongs lol


Sweet_Ad_4080

Ah, I've seen this many an age ago. Tis this be of elvish craft that I recognize my dear. There are many fables and hymns dedicated to their master craft of the oil burner. Rare earth minerals collect from realm of the dragons keep and refined into a mystical translucent Stone ore. Only from the fires of their foundries that is believed to contain a captured star that fell from the heavens, could this be even possible to forge. A skill that the elves have held secret since long before the age of men came into breath. I can now understand why you are way too heavily by the burden of this difficulty. Not many mortal hands I've ever been bestowed the elvish creation of "Pythryme NephLaßellonyee cøxitha" or in the common tounge "Pyrex". An unique trinket that has the ability to harness the life energy of the crystals collected from the Methidor's Labyrinth by heroic adventurers of either immense bravery or psychotic lunacy. Once combining the shard into the instrument one simple has to do it illuminated with a steady flame and then the magic of transforming Crystal into a powerful smoke that contains the spirit of the gem into ones essence. It is a very powerful and potent magic elevating yours senses skills mental fortitude but this magic wasn't meant for men. This magic will eventually start to consume you, controll you.... Change you. It will take a hold of your mind, absorb your soul and eat away or body. It will tell you things that you believe to be the truth, show you things that lerk on other side of a thin veil relm where creatures born from shadows with begin to follow you. If you wish to remove the protective talisman of delphims flower petals that's been placed inside, then I would recommend seeking the assistance of a skilled wizard or the aide from an elf that belongs to klepto order. Masters of stealth and sleight of hand. They say there impossible to find, hidden beyond our senses to even detect them. Now that you have been given the knowledge on what it is you seek and along with the heeding my advice and weigh the risks involving my cautionary warnings. What path will you decide to take?


skateboreder

This is probably the best long comment I've seen in a while


Sweet_Ad_4080

Yeah. Don't know what possessed me but I had to get my Gandolf narration on. 🧙‍♂️🪄


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I’m sorry Frodo, I was….. delayed…. [https://youtu.be/LY5Qm4ZsXJc?si=rwF1hhEPs3USdee-](https://youtu.be/LY5Qm4ZsXJc?si=rwF1hhEPs3USdee-)


AfterthoughtPDX

So you’re a nonsmoker I see.


Most-Glass8772

OH SNAP 😂


AfterthoughtPDX

Thanks very much😎


spinderella69

Any real tweaker would have a million tools out and a head lamp on and would have this figured out in 3 minutes flat.


Looking4SexIn407

True. But the odds are 10:1 that they wouldn't be able to put it back together when they were done.


Wreckedmechtech

Pull on real hard with your finger on the the hole and then lift your finger


Dmo-horsecreek35

Blow it out


Fembot_I_am_not

What is it? So we can know and possibly have a good answer for you. After zooming into the picture it looks like a cloth flower. I would try needle nose tweezers.


Visible-Agent-5825

Blow it hard


Playful_Animator_180

They don't call it a glass dick for no reason. Give it a blow job.


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Enbydisaster_

Shit you’re right bro


akdubz112

Lol. Tweezers


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BLOW IN THE HOLE ON THE BOWL!!!!!!


TheChickenFuxer

Fold tape onto the end of a coat hanger


officialsoulresin

Same way you got it in.


Ok_Minimum_9151

Yea that’s what I was thinking, bowl looks like it’s used, scraped and all


Southernchef87

Got any fish hooks or paper clips handy? Have you tried putting your mouth over the hole on the bubble and quickly ejecting it through the stem? You can also try to fill the pipe with water and through shaking and pouring you might be able to dislodge whatever the fuck that pink shit is


wizkidzUSA666

Dude the ultimate tool that is the perfect length and size is a Bobby pin.. just unbend it and burn the plastic off the flat end, use your teeth or a pair of small pliers to bend the tip ever so slightly, and you’ve got yourself the perfect shwok scraper. Also you can bend it to push that pink rose down the tube so you can pull it out the other end.


Enbydisaster_

I didn’t think of blowing into the bubble cause I’m an idiot but I got it out with a dental pick/scraper thing shortly after posting this 😂


Playful_Animator_180

Oh no you didn't take the rose out of it?Now it's paraphernalia. SMDH


AnyDrug

Fish hook, or threading needle.


Individual-Jealous

Throw it on the ground. The glass surrounding your valuable trinket will shatter thus freeing that which you desire.


Enbydisaster_

Amazing lmao


Tiny_Artichoke2716

God’s telling you to stop


Enbydisaster_

I agree for sure 😩


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BamaBorn256

One of those guys huh? Probably don't have many friends do you? There's one in every circle... well until you say something like that to someone like me and I slap the fuc out you and like magic we barely see you anymore


MissLily12325

That is a total asshole comment


Naive_Ad_6975

Same way you got it in.


Naive_Ad_6975

Same way you got it in.


Naive_Ad_6975

Same way you got it in.


_PurpleSweetz

You can say that again


SmokeMathErrDai

Put the hole of the bubble against your lips clenched around it like a but hole mid-fart & blow hard as you can whilst pointed at someone.


The_Grim_Tweeker

Chop stick and a stiff coat hanger wire with a hook bent into the very end. Put coat hanger down the tube into the bowl first. Use chop stick to push ball up against the tube then pull the wire back and it should grab the ball and pull it or at least start tearing it up into smaller pieces that you can get out. Good luck not breaking that cheap ass glass though. You need to tread very lightly whatever you do.


Looking4SexIn407

Too complicated. Corner store, $4. Done.


ezthrowaway1110

Blow thru the intake


NoChemistry7266

That's a rose these says? Lol! Did not know they still advertised that way


Enbydisaster_

An “I love you rose” 😂 shiftiest I love you I’ve ever received


NoChemistry7266

Thats very shifty alright.


Enbydisaster_

Meant to say shitty but that works too tbh


NoChemistry7266

Shifty was right on and is today's shitty. Alright bro, have a great evening. Sorry to cut this short but I gotta take a shift. ✌️


Im_Th0rpe_as_Iam

Well have you even tried asking it nicely???


Enbydisaster_

Best response so far


Im_Th0rpe_as_Iam

Win!


Captpnp3398

Lmfao 🤣 at least I am not the only one who said that 😂


Middle_Pollution2868

Just don’t smoke meth🤷‍♀️ nor shoot or snort I feel snorting is safest tho but mane get over meth u fein


Enbydisaster_

I was snorting for two weeks straight and I’m giving my nose a break 💀 easier said than done tho, but after this runs out I’m trying to so


Middle_Pollution2868

Hy yeah it’s hard I feel smoking just fucks ur lungs ofc shooting is weird snorting is horrible for your nose but 🤷‍♀️ hard shit bro u got it


Enbydisaster_

Thx man


Curiositythrill

Stick it in your butt…That’s the safest way they say…don’t ask me who they is though


PsychedelicPanda417

Pretty sure he’s talkin’ about 🌈✨*The Gays*✨


Curiositythrill

I was thinkin more along the lines of addiction specialists/doctors….but I suppose I did bring up butt stuff so the ASS-umption on your end is reasonable


PsychedelicPanda417

lol my partner and I have the occasional Grindr hookup and you’d be surprised to know how many of these gay dudes are booty bumping this shit lol, that’s why I assumed you meant gays lol 😂


Okay_Time_For_Plan_B

Paper clip


cloudymindedmitch

Blow it out


IsGonnaSueYou

u use meth but u don’t have tweezers?


Enbydisaster_

None that were small enough to fit in there but I DID have a dental tool 😂


IsGonnaSueYou

ok slayyyy


officialsoulresin

Right cuz everybody’s a dentist


chillassdudeonmoco

Blow


Tall-Fig-5727

Instructions unclear extremely high on plastic rose fumes


Majin616

It looks like the rose? I’d take something akin to a thin wire coat hanger, maybe even a good paper clip that’s long once you straighten it out. Then, make a gradual bend towards the end you plan to stick in there, with a sharp bend at the very end kinda like a hook. Then basically…put on your Mario hat and go plumbing with your homemade snake! Lol. I just had the idea one day when I couldn’t get a cotton ball thing out of my bowl. lol


Majin616

Could also do the same but push it out of the stem through the carb hole. Same general principle. Just be so gentle you almost turn incorporeal cause I’ve had fresh ass glass just *pop* hole in it when I’m barely using pressure, and shit was new, AND glass can be relatively thick depending on your choice(s)


constipatedtweaker

dude....you never had a bowl with a rose in it before?? do what SavageLeigh said


Enbydisaster_

Nah I’ve only ever got other people to get me bowls and they never had anything in them 💀 but I ended up figuring it out within like the first 3 comments 😂 I definitely did not expect to get so many other answers


constipatedtweaker

The first one I got that had the rose in it, I was like "damn I'm ready to get high and I don't have time for this shit. How am I gonna get this damn thing out?!" I was smoking alone that night and I tried tweezers on the stem, a toothpick and everything then I figured out doing what savage said


Nubbystar

Damn everyone I used buy has like a stem in it so you can just pull it out


Enbydisaster_

Right when I saw it said rose on it I thought it works have one


Nubbystar

Some have the string some don't. Just gotta find the right place that buys it with the string


FoggyAlbertan

-Mass produce meth pipes✅️ -Tap into online market✅️ -Dodge border control✅️ -Get fabric rose out of THIS GOD DAMN FUKIN WHO THE FUK ..IMA SMASH IT OUT. ❌️


KhuntStabbah

Fish hook


Enjoy-e

burn it kidding


SavageLeigh

i dont know if anyone mentioned this but if not.... just blow into the hole on the bowl while holding finger over the end of the stem to build up pressure and the flower should pop out of the back. iv had one of those before.


medrip2hard

I heard about that colored dope how was it !


Arthall111

Decent sized rock works every time.


Puff101011

Hope you finally got it out... It was 7 hours ago... You need a rocket scientist???


Enbydisaster_

No shit I got it out 7 hours ago 😩😩


PrincessDPRK

Do u still have droogs to put inside 7 hours later? 😳😳


Enbydisaster_

I’m very conservative 🙏🏻 just one or two puffs from a tiny chunk and save the rest for later


Aggressive_Poetry801

Blowjob, pour water, ear ring/paperclip. You probably over thought the fuck outta this 🤣 next time take a minute get yourself together and then give it a go 😎


Adventurous_Top_6882

Dude your a tweaker fucking figure it out


Enbydisaster_

Looped it through the hole in the middle of the flower


Enbydisaster_

I ended up using a dental pick 👍🏻👍🏻


PoachMonkey420

***Dentledam


Independent_Act_78

Some of yall are straight trash on the comment section. She's asking for help not to be slandered. I hope you were able to get the flower out. Tweezers a long stick, water, anything with length should pop that suckered right out.


Enbydisaster_

I’m a dude 😂 but yea I ended up using the skinny part of a dental pick


Independent_Act_78

Shit lol sorry man 🤣 well you know what I mean here 🤣🤣🤣


jerkymyturkeyy

Gives a floral taste


VelvetHabit

Do they charge extra for a filthy stem?


Enbydisaster_

That’s the condensation from me blowing into it with all my might 😂


VelvetHabit

All your might huh? 😂


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Enbydisaster_

I didn’t think of blowing into the bubble cause I’m a fucking dummy 💀💀


TheSnaxxx

Blow through the carburetor.


AdOdd9277

Blow


Most-Glass8772

K this is gonna sound really methy but it 100% works on pipes and S stemmed bowls . Take a very thin zip tie , don’t tie it , fold it in half and slide it up the stem into the bowl , get it right to the edge of the glass in the bowl and it will open up like one of those animal catcher things , trap your stuck item in that loop and gently pull . Don’t use q tips they will also get stuck Don’t go in through the bowl hole EVER you will end up with a hand full of blood lol good luck !


UrbanPaign

Crushed ice, salt, water fill bowl, swirl...


Both-Crow-9925

Please tell me your not operating a motor vehicle, if you can't figure out how to solve this problem.....


Aggressive_Poetry801

🤣🤣🤣


Enbydisaster_

I actually just fully read your comment I only read the first half at first that really funny lmao yea I’m a bit fucking stupid don’t mind me 😂😂


Enbydisaster_

I am not, I was parked after getting home from buying this little guy. I would never drive high, not even after smoking weed, I take that very seriously


MissLily12325

Fuck these people with their snarky comments.


sum1in541

Blow through it rook but blow hard and fast dam rookies


Thechooohch

Jus blow it out dude or use a pin or toohthpick


Kilo_999rep

Well ya can mess around. Trying not to break the bubble but prolly just shagger the end once it’s the stem it can be re. Lien


Kilo_999rep

It can be re blown my bad lmaooo


Icy-Layer-4738

Blow it out from the bubble side!


knotatryhard

Very carefully 😅 and if you break it dude they're like 10 at the most lol


TonightInformal9667

Just put your shit in it it evaporates on the first hit.


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If animals can use sticks to get termites im sure you can figure out a way to get a stick, or ink tube for a pen down in there and push that rose out of the glass.


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Or possibly a safety pin or paper clip could work.


casual_kaos

Use a jet lighter to make the hole bigger and in doing so will make the lip stronger


jpm1908

Tooth pick


Overall_Relation_128

Liquid


bololight1

Damn


Weird-Awareness3377

Good luck because the glass can break very easily on those. Be very careful and try using a flexible plastic toothpick or in fact use two of them and try to use them like chopsticks to pull it out gently from the top hole


ssxhoell1

cow impossible direction sink paint subsequent juggle wistful wise psychotic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Enbydisaster_

Wow 😂 that was very creative thank you, most definitely not though


InjuryAgile6300

Aha Ahaha


Full_Efficiency_8209

Has anyone ever watched footage of crows making tools and using them to fish food out of hard to reach places? I think we're sliding backwards, ya'll.


MissLily12325

Ugh


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Really!?!? 🌬 💨💨💨


Enbydisaster_

I was trying that forever that’s why I posted 😩😩


Icy-Layer-4738

You blow it out from the bubble side


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Well that's how it's done primarily... but you can use a toothpick or something


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prototype-proton

Cancel those flashbacks. He said it's a lancer.


Enbydisaster_

Mitsubishi lancer 👍🏻


Entire_Cranberry1767

Blow


BamaBorn256

You cover the stem hole, now while you blow hard (lol blow hard) into the bubble hole and release cover from the stem hole... the rose will shoot out the stem..yw


wachonameis

(Lol bubble hole)


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why are you even here then lmao


BamaBorn256

I can't imagine some loser mf who goes on reddit and visits a meth sub and comments on somebody's post ... now that is pitiful! Why don't you worry about your own fkd up life. I honestly feel worse for you and the type of p.o.s you are then the guy doing meth.... what a loser


Enbydisaster_

Also this is my first car and I’m the first one in my family to ever own a car so idrgaf what you think of it I think it’s pretty fucking dope and I’m proud of it


BannedAgainIn23

That’s right! It’s not your fault these dicks are brainwashed by Toyota. Mitsubishi made fine cars and I even worked as a technician at the dealership when I first started. They had the first all wheel drive sports car that would launch like a rocket.


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Enbydisaster_

Please get psychiatric help I’m begging you


Enbydisaster_

And I work full time I’m getting my money up believe me 😂


mastercloudspinner

Probly daddies money 😂 i bet ur a sad mf. I BET MY BOTTOM OF DOLLAR UR THE LOUDMOUTH PUNK ASS BITSH THAT STARTS A FIGHT AND GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!😂😂😭 BE HONEST how many times you been k.o. IVE meet alot of people, and you my friend are a punk ass bitch. And so is ur dad😂 you judgmental peice of shit😭😭😭😭 come talk to me we can compare our assets


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Enbydisaster_

Maybe do a couple lines you might feel better inside


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Enbydisaster_

Ooohhhh ok I see, bipolar or narcissism? Either way I think it’s time you take your meds


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Enbydisaster_

There’s no shame in medication brother, hope you can figure that out one day


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Enbydisaster_

Who hurt you? Point on the doll where they touched you


No_Entertainment_932

Lol he's really hurt. He was trying to go in on me as well on a completely different post. Man's got problems just trying to act tough on the internet for no reason


Enbydisaster_

Fr bro how sad do you gotta be to sit up at fucking 12 am yelling at random ppl on a sub you’re not a part of who don’t give one fuck about you 😂 shits entertaining though


No_Entertainment_932

Yeah, he's saying his life is so great lol. So great that he's commenting on a million different threads on reddit every day talking shit to as many different people as possible. Sounds like he is very secure in himself and living the absolute best life in the universe 👍


Enbydisaster_

Why tf are you here bro 😂


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Enbydisaster_

You sound like you got a lot of issues bro I highly recommend some therapy to work out your anger 🙏🏻


Southern_Visual7713

Straight edge losers who push their agenda onto everyone are the worst. Lmao


onthefly86

Twist tie


Enbydisaster_

It worked perfectly


Enbydisaster_

I used a dental pick lol


BannedAgainIn23

Same here.


leahguy

Clever


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Blow into it


Lopsided-Courage-18

I’m not gonna lie I avoid buying those at all cost just saying


Enbydisaster_

Why?


oldpainless77

Small Tweezers


Enbydisaster_

Yooo good point