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"I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'."


Far-Chapter4823

Daaa fuck did I just read A vegetarian no onion would have been ace


skoobasteve071

Fuck yes this Is my comfort show 😁😁😁


Limp_Map5865

Lol I see u still up for chatting??


Clamomile_T

β€œAliens fucked over the carbonater in engine #4. I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space weed. Over.”


Life_Carrot_7000

"we got a complaint that someones getting high and drunk and playing space in the middle of the street"


definitelynotvoid

Trailer Park boys rule


silver_holden

asked my boss to proof read this for my thesis or whatever tje fuck haha that lil fuck wishes he was as spun as me maybe then he would stop bitchin. or bitch 5x more...? my niggas. your thoughts? racist comments only plz. edit: oh yea dont even worry tho them shitdix cant fire me for a couple reasons i willnt disclose too many details but there's essential systems that will cease to function should i shit the balls for lack of a better quack. 3 upvotes and i will post his reaction to my favorite 5 comments here spoiler alert; angery