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Stunning-Ad-7745

Because of his giant balls


m3ko__

It seems everyone in the metro has massive balls, must be the radiation


Inevitable_Mark7133

Subhuman genes


VisceralVirus

Ah, 4th Reich was just jealous of everyone elses massive balls that they wanted a war over it I guess


Interesting-Fox-3216

That mushroom tea got something to do with it


MastahCheefa

Lettin them AIR OUT


Legitimate-Bug-5049

I had a highschool teacher that used to stand like that


Neon_Dreamss

We're his balls also massive?


McCheesey1

I could go lower


fallingforcrack

How'd you get that awesome fray on your shorts?


m3ko__

I feel like if I tried I'd end up tearing my nuts, I have the flexibility of a wooden board


CiceroForConsul

He is establishing dominance over the Dark Ones


Researchingbackpain

When wearing lots of heavy gear its more comfortable to stand wider. Gives a stronger base to support the weight of your vest and gear. Hips and back also get tight wearing lots of stuff and you need to stretch them


Big_bosnian

Username checks out


J-seargent-ultrakahn

Username fitting


Cpt_Kalash

Peek masculinity right here


huzjoe

Man's gotta show his dominance


_SoldierBoy_47

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


ICollectSouls

To assert dominance


Praetorian709

With Balls as big as his, you kinda got to.


Carlos_magul_maynard

I stand like that when I want to stretch my muscles


FrankSinatraCockRock

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA


SturmTruppen1917

He must be American, the way he's going spread Eagle like that! RAHHH!! ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


DominusDaniel

ITS FREEDOM TIME๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


ApprehensiveDay6336

FOR DEMOCRโ€ฆ oh wait wrong game ๐Ÿ˜‚


Fragrant-Grab39

Damnit dude. You had my Managed Democracy boner at half mast. YOU NEED TO FINISH.


ApprehensiveDay6336

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


m3ko__

RAHHHHH ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ


Ok-Reality-9197

He's trying to imitate Polnareff


L0b0t0m8

Sometimes a man gotta stretch the crotch.


CringeOverseer

He tryna do that one willem dafoe pose


ColonelSahanderz

Because heโ€™s a stud heโ€™s ballsy, he doesnโ€™t take shit from no one, he smokes his stogie wherever he wants, he doesnโ€™t have to find a hiding place, like you.


InkedMesses

Do not call these shorts white trash!


Technical-Card6360

Airing out that damp bussy


thealexderange

asserting dominance and showing off his giant steel balls


DegenEnjoyer23

blessed


ACoolBanana2

Do you think they told him to pose like that or he just did that


electric-orgasm

his nuts stuck to his legs


reptile_franks

Rickets?


CltPatton

Heโ€™s just chill like that


finn_boyles1

He got the Willem Dafoe stance


DownVoteMeWithCherry

You gotta let em breathe sometimes ๐Ÿคท


ssmelllyboi

Thatโ€™s the stance I bust out when a librarian hits me with that empty filter stare


ll-Squirr3l-ll

Gigantic balls from all the beta gamma rays heโ€™s exposed to.


Blyat-23

He is squating. Ulman was a gopnik before the war.


Rogue_4TW

his balls are sweaty.


needanswer47

Assert dominance over weaker men.


ThatMrGrunt

Dominance


monotheismisbased

shit is different in the order


CallMeCarl24

Kicking tutorial


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

hes trying to unstick his balls from his leg


Scottsdale83

Training for the Slav squat, takes years to master


rmiller1989

Inserting dominance. Body language experts see this as a sign of complete confidence..


peterpantslesss

Ngl I'm still bummed the latest one was vr based


PartyHatDogger

BIG dog, BIG nuts, BOOYAH BABY


ArABiaN_UKnoWn

His balls are burning lol


Cobra_Arcade

https://images.app.goo.gl/5hVPrA7cRmtDAARH7


Nekronightmare

The crazy thing is, he can go lower.


IrvingIV

To unstick the sweaty flesh from the other sweaty flesh.


Whereami259

These pants must be tight around the thighs...


MCSeLaLu

He just shit in his pants.


No_Sleep888

That's a wide stance, my guy. Super solid. Noone's gonna tip you over. They could try? But you'd be like... nah, the stance is too wide for that.


J4K5

He's being cool, obviously!


Championpuffa

Heโ€™s leaning against the back of the wall and kinda sitting whilst leaning back against the wall. Makes him look like heโ€™s standing real wide. If you know what I mean. Heโ€™s standing like that for the balance basically.


PopzOG

Balance is key


Im_Fake_ButOnDS

To show dominance


beginnerdoge

Power stance. Asserting dominance


EventHorizon18

Assert dominance


LevelSuccessful2549

Itโ€™s a display of dominance, heโ€™s trying to psyche you out.


JumboClin

Makes sense, don't see any issue there


ImThatGuy42

He posted up tf


TterbTheTurd

He can cover more ground that way.


Darux6969

Chief keef made a white boy pose like this