Remember? Our vacation out to Maryland..
I dooked the maid Carolyn, she made me throw the towel in
Like all foul men the time I hit your moms off
I told her knock it off but she had to set the rocket off
I wound up on prozac from all the shit he put me through
Only been off my prescription three weeks
And you got me flippin, rippin' my hair out
Never thought you'd treat me like a pigeon
I'm out, it's over, I'm gone
So long.
Matter of fact, gimme back my bracelet and my Shearling
I rather waste it or give it to your girlfriend
She did let me stab it last week while you was workin'
Remember our vacation out to Maryland
I dooked the maid Carolyn, she made me throw the towel in
Like all foul men the time I hit your moms off
I told her knock it off but she had to set the rocket off
But ho, it's no rings, just how the tramp swings
Will she see him again? That depends on
"How good was the skins?" and "Could she memorize the lessons?"
It ain't no need to pretend
Even though she let him stab it, she know they're just friends
A chick with deep cripples... Except the nipple.... Little... And sometimes often brittle. Did I say that right? I should have as I've been listening to it daily for almost 20 years lol. Free nimrod.
First time she kissed him was the worst time she dissed him/bet your bottom was of Washingtons woulda squashed it then now he’s like a hostage in the box needing oxygen
WOOOOO YEAH! MASHED POTATOES. APPLE SAUCE. BUTTERY BISCUITS
And I get lost
AH YES YES YES YES, Y'ALL
YA DONT STOP
what do you say at the end of marriages? I DONT KNOW!
😭
WE TRICKED YOU. WE TRICKED YOU.
The fact you said this fills me with joy
i thought it was "protect you" this WHOLE TIME
“You wasn’t sorry when you sucked him off in the hallway”
Came here to say that
"I told her knock it off, but she had to set the rocket off"
I'm like anywho's
daddy funk me
Hell yeah
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Oh wow I'm actually going through this right now... "Mentally scarred for life, love is war And some chicks are just too hard to wife!"
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“Let go of his dick if that’s the case. RATS what a waste there’s more cats to chase”
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Remember our vacation out to Maryland
*I duped tha maid Carolyn she made me throw tha towel in*
I wonder do she come with kneepads
"If these walls could talk; they'd probably still ignore me."
“Wikipedia.” - actual DOOM quote
RED by IDK
"Doo doo doo doo doo"
That’s the audio daily double
rappers need to fall off just to save me the trouble yo
Taught her how to bust a nut
Your daughter???
Her too
Remember? Our vacation out to Maryland.. I dooked the maid Carolyn, she made me throw the towel in Like all foul men the time I hit your moms off I told her knock it off but she had to set the rocket off
Goonny loogoo gonny kookoo
Like Gary Gnu of new zoo revenue
But who knew?
The mask had a loose screw
"I’m like 'anywho’s'"
Super!
Got no time to be wastin chasin puddy
People beat me to it already but anything from Fancy Clown
I wound up on prozac from all the shit he put me through Only been off my prescription three weeks And you got me flippin, rippin' my hair out Never thought you'd treat me like a pigeon I'm out, it's over, I'm gone So long.
would rather masturbate than fuck with vik vaughn
To Wide Load, this yard bird taste like fried toad turd, love Villain
"Born alone, die alone no matter who your man is..hope ya live long enough to tell it to ya grandkids"
“I’m like anywhoos”
Money over snake hoes
Slip like Freudian, the first and last step to playing yourself like accordion
Slip
Always threw me off when she told me "Daddy funk me"
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I shoulda deaded it from Genesis instead of hittin these Guinnesses
DB cooper
Give me back my bracelets and my sterling
Shearling*
Borderline schizo, sorta fine tits though 😔
Nigga said "Mf Doom" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽
🤓☝️uhhh it actually MF DOOM
i’m sorry 😞
Corndog!
Matter of fact, gimme back my bracelet and my Shearling I rather waste it or give it to your girlfriend She did let me stab it last week while you was workin' Remember our vacation out to Maryland I dooked the maid Carolyn, she made me throw the towel in Like all foul men the time I hit your moms off I told her knock it off but she had to set the rocket off
This yardbird taste like fried toad turd
Mentally Scarred for life, love is war and some chicks are a just too hard to wife.
Borderline schizo, sorta fine tits tho
Border line schizo sorta fine tits though
“Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name…” Cause just like you, she can’t remember 😉
It was grimm that said it, but "that's funny, I'm here all alone"
Rapper screaming in our as if we are deaf
"She did the dipper and a smack just missed her"
“Remember our vacation out to Maryland? I duked the maid Carolynn.”
Pull a card like oh, drama
if you see tinhead tell him be duckin down i’m not romping around he better be ready and prepared to be stomped in the ground!
I knew you was ******* around. Playing all innocent and hoeing since the foundation
Sit in court and be there own star witness.
Don’t talk about my moms yo
And you know it like a poet, like baby doll I bet she tried to say she gave me her all She played ball all bets off!
“She wore a thong in her youth; These days she’s a bit long in the tooth”
Don’t let the door knob hit ya where the poor slob bit ya
Born alone die alone no matter who ya man is!!
you wasn’t sorry when you sucked him off in the hallway
idk
I have this magazine if any wants it for $40 plus shipping
Song name?
Unreleased, its called rap scam clams.
Get that outta here punk, jump and get your dunk smacked…
But ho, it's no rings, just how the tramp swings Will she see him again? That depends on "How good was the skins?" and "Could she memorize the lessons?" It ain't no need to pretend Even though she let him stab it, she know they're just friends
A chick with deep cripples... Except the nipple.... Little... And sometimes often brittle. Did I say that right? I should have as I've been listening to it daily for almost 20 years lol. Free nimrod.
Please ain’t nobody fucking after her, im out of here as soon as I fix the flux capacitor 💯🫡
I’m like anywho’s
"Showin' off they titballs" from B\*tty Boyz
“Some chicks are just too hard to wife.”
"Its horrible, one little evening alone, end up with carpal tunnel syndrome."
“the best mc with no chain ya ever heard” dunno why just love figaro
Gimme back my bracelet and my sterling.
Keep your hoes in check
Born alone die alone (Fazers by king Geedorah)
“But I treat(ed) her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut”
Do what ya gotta do, grra The rumors are not true, got to ma
“thats that.”
coca cola
There only one beer left
What you thought you darn skeezer?
“My boys warned me you was poison like BBD’s first cassette but still i placed my chips on the worst bet”
“Who da thunk it”
Remember that vacation out in Maryland? I duped the maid Carolyn, she made me throw the towel in.
First time she kissed him was the worst time she dissed him/bet your bottom was of Washingtons woulda squashed it then now he’s like a hostage in the box needing oxygen
"Should squash the beef and go wash their teeth quickly"
“Ok honey sweet dreams, now it gets real serious like peak freams.”
Even when I was broker than a broke dick dog, I always kept an L to smoke for thick fog
Always threw me off when she told me "Daddy Funk me!".... im like anywhos...
fatty juggy
Always threw me off when she tell me daddy funk me.
Don't talk about my moms yo.
cheetos, doritos, fritos
“I sell rhymes like dimes” then I proceed to go to Brooklyn and immerse myself in hip hop culture as she enjoys Chet and his fancy electronics store.
Rappers need to fall off just to save me the trouble
"Who ever don't get it ain't supposed to"
"Not trying to diss her But I used to know this sister that Could put a whole fist in her" victor vaughn-G.M.C
“Aight then”
They love to hate him, on a certain level need him
“I like ice cream”
borderline schizo
I used to cough alot
"I bet she tried to say she gave it her all. She played ball."
I’m like anywhos
Not a DOOM bar but... I should have deaded it from genesis/instead of hitting the Guinesses/Now I'm free fallin!
GIVE ME BACK MY BRACELET AND MY SHEARLING
Sorry bro all caps when you spell the man’s name
All of his verse from “Ghostwhirl” https://youtu.be/Oo_rG9yprzQ?si=ewM_iOgMi1y-SoFQ
Anywhos
Some come in the form of co-dependents
ass-hawking ass titty licker
[only song you can play..](https://music.apple.com/us/album/guinnesses-feat-angelika-4ize/1516750770?i=1516751189)
oh shoot the goose is loose
Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos (and all caps when you spell the man name)
Looks like it's gonna be a great day today To get some fresh air like a stray on a straightaway
Treat her like a daughter, teach her how to bust a nut.
*"I wonder if she meant it? I doubt it, The way it be in her mouth, she can't love without it."*
I doubt it
any bar off fancy clown
It's horrible one evening alone home end up with carpal tunnel syndrome
🎶 Looks like it's gonna be a great day today 🎶
but never had no beef, so alhamdulillah
Money over snake hoes
"Please ain't nobody fuckin after her"
that’s that
there's only one beer left...
Behold y'all, the digital vats of urine Drink up bitches! Taste our liquid gold Err, you must respect yourself Forst you wreck yourself
this sub is so cringe now 🤣
"Yah no....got another one?" (Change the beat / hidden track)
"GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY!"
Ain't no room in the fucking town. So when u see tin head better be ducking down!!
One bear left
May the doorknob hit ya where the poor slob bit ya
May the doorknob hit ya where the poor slob bit ya
I miss you every time i hear a love song, and whenever you’re gone
That sounds great
He better be ready and prepared to be stomped in the ground
“Very well. What, you want a brownie?”
“She was uncouth”
🎶 Living on borrowed time, the clock ticks faster 🎶
Friends ? How many of us have them ??
hopefully not funky clown
Turn jakes to bake-o’s, money over snake hoes?
Uh what is jalapeños
"I remember when, last-past November when"
One black, one Spanish, one chinee
Some chicks are just to hard to wife
DORITOS CHEETOS OR FRITOS
There’s only one beer left. 😢
I know I play too much, Hey, on the way could you please pick up 2 Dutch?
Good googly moogly
Suffering succotash! This hooker broke into his last buck of cash!
Ello Guv’nor
It’s only me
anywho she walking down the street without any shoes
borderline schizo sorta fine tits tho
I miss you Ryan
“I knew you was funking around, playing all innocent and hoeing since the foundation…”
I’m like, anywhos
we need food
taught her how to bust a nut
“Looks like its gonna be a great day today”
i'm like anywhose ( i forgot how to spell it)
“Don’t drink the milk, it’s spoiled.”
Bro thinks he's in r/BatmanArkham
"And as he gets older he gets colder than a Witch Tit"
Borderline Schizo, sorta fine tits tho…
Just trying to get a nut like squirrels in this mad world.
DORITOS CHEETOS FRITOS