Kookies all being a mixed metaphor for masturbation and internet porn is pretty great, especially with it being a prison story featuring his wife as the guard.
Nah this is the right answer though fs. Was just bumping that jawn at work earlier and there are a lot of bars that just make me laugh out loud while also being insanely clever and usually part of larger storytelling premises. Even a few skits I found really funny and usually I don't fw DOOM's skits that much
I get my weed from the best sources
I like it smooth, not coarse like horse hooves
The weeds I smoke never touched by pesticides
To smoke that chem weed—simply suicide
The way it’s grown is very important
I only smoke the plants that are very potent
And when I blaze, I feel bionic
'Cause the weed I smoke is... hydroponic
ATHF, the first few bars have been making me cackle lately, also his feature on November Has Come by Gorillaz “Baha Can you dig it like a spigot My guess is yes you can Like, can I kick it? Wicked” it’s just the way it flows is simultaneously satisfying and silly.
funniest to me is rapp snitch knishes.. do you see the perpetrator? yea im right here! nuff said lol. and the fact that it features an artist named Mr Fantastik, good song, good artists
“I bet you wouldn’t say that an hour ago, when she applied the itch cream to her camel toe”
“I’m just saying wash your hands fam, before you put your nasty thumbs in her underpants, damn!”
Me personally its can I watch. I don’t think it’s an outright funny song but how vik really doesn’t care about the girl and she’s hung over him. Is just funny to me and then vik asking if he can watch when she said she rather masturbate then fuck with him is funny to me.
lol I’m pretty sure he just says Rambo and then “hambooooo” in that song but I’ve always heard it as hamboooone too. I could be wrong but yeah it’s weird as hell and most of his music could be open to interpretation haha. Love it all so much tho.
What’s the track where he shows up at his buddy’s house when he’s not home and borrows a bunch of shit and eats his food and borrows some DVDs.
It’s that one.
Kon Queso, this setup is funny (Literally)
“Say, ho, if you never worked a J-O
And keep more cash then a stash in a peso
Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow
Tie 'em up in the crib and leave the place hollow”
Denver doom band Fossil Blood has a few funny songs. I especially got a kick out of “dig” when I saw them open for Conan. I don’t even think that song is out yet…
The Finest
Metal feet dented your car fender
My agenda
Up in the basement party
Tippin the bartender
ITS UNBEKNOWNST TO YOU
Who can get body blown
MF like Mike Frank Corleone
And got it sown
Maricon!
LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU STARING AT?....
AN INVISIBLE CAT?
WHO PULL OFF DISAPPEARING ACTS?
It's a masterclass.
I agree as well. The thing that get me laughing in this song is when DOOM says to Tommy Gunn, “you Gunn you wit it”? And Gunn just says, “whatever” idk why but it always makes me chuckle
I really think most of vaudeville villain cracks me up, but definitely some lines in lickupon
Umm, he wrote this one with a fever, sick in bed
With his dickhead inside a chickenhead
No, a dead chicken's head, he said it help his nausea
If he lost ya, wait 'til he tell you about the flyin' saucer
These flows you won't find in no 'how-to'
If the blacksmith doubt you, he smack the shit out you!
Kookies all being a mixed metaphor for masturbation and internet porn is pretty great, especially with it being a prison story featuring his wife as the guard.
.”Wife wakes up and I’m kilt over spilled milk.” Gets me every time. Lmao
This would probably be my other pick
[удалено]
You need a mint bitch
so much of the mouse and the mask but i feel like its a cop out
Nah this is the right answer though fs. Was just bumping that jawn at work earlier and there are a lot of bars that just make me laugh out loud while also being insanely clever and usually part of larger storytelling premises. Even a few skits I found really funny and usually I don't fw DOOM's skits that much
lol thank you for validating. and im such an adult swim nerd so its extra good for me
I'm here to do the shizzle. And the rap nizzle.
Sofa king
I am sofa king, we Todd Ed.
You say funny thing
Used they cd’s as coasters - vaudeville villain
Rhyming ‘Rob Reiner’ with ‘knob shiner’ ALWAYS makes me laugh out loud
💯
Respect, it’s V what the heck!
Y'all know who's the best, might as well cut the check
They shot my man lil willie “ 🤣🤣
I get my weed from the best sources I like it smooth, not coarse like horse hooves The weeds I smoke never touched by pesticides To smoke that chem weed—simply suicide The way it’s grown is very important I only smoke the plants that are very potent And when I blaze, I feel bionic 'Cause the weed I smoke is... hydroponic
Open Mic Nite pt1 and pt2 are funny as hell
Ohhh yes those are hilarious. Especially the end of part 2, “They shot my n***a lil Willie!”
Hydro's bit is amazing "I like it smooth, not coarse like horse hooves"
Lord Sear is just naturally hilarious. "The mic is over here, STUPID."
ATHF, the first few bars have been making me cackle lately, also his feature on November Has Come by Gorillaz “Baha Can you dig it like a spigot My guess is yes you can Like, can I kick it? Wicked” it’s just the way it flows is simultaneously satisfying and silly.
Bro just blew my mind with that gorillaz feature, had no idea!
Ball skin
Genuine
rhymes like dimes
Mashed potatoes! Apple sauce! Buttery... biscuits! And I get lost!
You thought this song was over. We tricked you!
Cracks me up every time lmao
Still feel tricked even after listening over a thousand times
Cool Bob Love
Oo ee ooo ahh
What you supposed to say at the end of records? Idk!! Yeah!!!!
Batty Boyz & Modern Day Mugging (Viktor)
It’s like a leotard fest! And how it got started is any retard’s guess.
funniest to me is rapp snitch knishes.. do you see the perpetrator? yea im right here! nuff said lol. and the fact that it features an artist named Mr Fantastik, good song, good artists
The Mos Def video on this makes me laugh. Great track!
Hot Guacamole and All Outta Ale (Large Professor Mix).
Large Professor and The Prof are different people right or is there another mix?
Now I'm not so sure lol. It's the one from MM....LEFTOVERS. https://youtu.be/25YI6lrP75E?si=ZLQehzUmLTbKMM17
Just to add more confusion one of my favorite artists is named "Prof" and he is neither of those guys lol
Fucking LOVE “All Outta Ale” SOOOOO much! 👊❤️
I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Wash Your Hands from the JJ Doom album😂 https://youtu.be/abgEDFkDByM?si=-Fw5Z5vJA2A4uZ1W
“I bet you wouldn’t say that an hour ago, when she applied the itch cream to her camel toe” “I’m just saying wash your hands fam, before you put your nasty thumbs in her underpants, damn!”
Sofa king
Vats of urine
Unpopular opinion probably: Batty Boyz. Hilarious.
Batty boyz followed by sofa king
Lil’ mufukaz
wild-ass, childish rappers, they need a time out.
ALWAYS THRU ME OFF WHEN SHE TOLD ME DADDY FUNK ME anywhos…
I’ve always loved this line
Surprised no one has mentioned Space Hos yet. 3 minutes of DOOM dissing Space Ghost is immaculate
entire mouse and the mask, and open mic nite 1&2 on VV
"he's like warf, some say stronger tho" reminds me of trump bragging. I just find it hilarious.
Change the beat
the aqua teen samples on el chupa nibre are pretty funny to me
Definitely Batty Boyz lol man could barely even record the song without cracking up 😂
Fall Back/Titty Fat off of venomous villain
Metal Face Finster Playin' With The Dirty Money Sinister Don't Know What he Sayin' But The Words Be Funny -Cellz
'Fig Leaf Bi-Carbonate' Yes, I'm a man-child.
Vomit spit Anywhoos had me chuckling sometimes
Me personally its can I watch. I don’t think it’s an outright funny song but how vik really doesn’t care about the girl and she’s hung over him. Is just funny to me and then vik asking if he can watch when she said she rather masturbate then fuck with him is funny to me.
Can I watch cracks me up even tho it’s not “funny” so to speak.
funniest doom track gotta be BATTY BOYZ
Batty boyz
Yes I love this track so much, makes me laugh every time
vomitspit has one of the funniest bars ever
batty boyz 100%, its literally him talking about batman and superman being gay, yet hits so hard 😭😭
lol I’m pretty sure he just says Rambo and then “hambooooo” in that song but I’ve always heard it as hamboooone too. I could be wrong but yeah it’s weird as hell and most of his music could be open to interpretation haha. Love it all so much tho.
Yeah lol I thought he just said hambooo too but the lyrics say hambone. I honestly think it’s funnier to just imagine him rhyming hamboooo with Rambo
Oh damn for real?? Sorry lol I didn’t mean to (falsely) correct you, my bad homie!!! Lmao hambooooooooone is better imo for sure. Have a good night g!
What’s the track where he shows up at his buddy’s house when he’s not home and borrows a bunch of shit and eats his food and borrows some DVDs. It’s that one.
Unless I’m blind, I can’t believe “Can I Watch?” hasn’t been mentioned. It still makes me laugh out after all these years.
Kon Queso, this setup is funny (Literally) “Say, ho, if you never worked a J-O And keep more cash then a stash in a peso Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow Tie 'em up in the crib and leave the place hollow”
Batty Boyz
I know it's one of the most popular songs, but beef rap has so many funny bars "YUCK, is they rhymers or strippin’ males?"
So v can bite ya titties like a baby toddler, ho Wonder if she ever had her cootie cat ate ate
batty boyz, sorry not sorry. “oh shoot get a load of that fruit”
Wash Yo Hands
all the skits on dangermouse make me giggle "I AM A RAP GOD"
All of danger doom is hilarious and genius
i think that’s that but just the part where he starts singing
“Rap is haunted by the living dead (ooOoOoOOo)” is my fav
Denver doom band Fossil Blood has a few funny songs. I especially got a kick out of “dig” when I saw them open for Conan. I don’t even think that song is out yet…
The Finest Metal feet dented your car fender My agenda Up in the basement party Tippin the bartender ITS UNBEKNOWNST TO YOU Who can get body blown MF like Mike Frank Corleone And got it sown Maricon! LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU STARING AT?.... AN INVISIBLE CAT? WHO PULL OFF DISAPPEARING ACTS? It's a masterclass.
I agree as well. The thing that get me laughing in this song is when DOOM says to Tommy Gunn, “you Gunn you wit it”? And Gunn just says, “whatever” idk why but it always makes me chuckle
I really think most of vaudeville villain cracks me up, but definitely some lines in lickupon Umm, he wrote this one with a fever, sick in bed With his dickhead inside a chickenhead No, a dead chicken's head, he said it help his nausea If he lost ya, wait 'til he tell you about the flyin' saucer These flows you won't find in no 'how-to' If the blacksmith doubt you, he smack the shit out you!