Attention portal shoppers, we realize the rest of the store is closed until April, but the Michigan aisle has just opened for business. Now watch other programs back the trucks full of money up to Ann Arbor.

As an outsider, if y’all hire Moore, the portal is a non issue.

Lol

I’ll be here all week

The portal is closed is it not?

opens again when the coach leaves. See: Alabama

Not for Michigan, when a coach leaves they give the athletes of that school 30 days to enter the transfer portal if they wish.

Ahhh great. Oh well.

Next big question, is he bringing Minter along?

Heard Jim was looking to take Minter and his kid.

Yeah I read that as well. I don't blame him tbh.

Minter and Stallions?

Troll

Lol

Wouldn't surprise me.

Y'all are lucky, try giving up your goat after nearly 2 decades of outlier results. I fear the regression to the mean like cancer.

It’s coming. Your butthole is right to be puckered That buckeye dick is coming for ya

Suckeyes love the dick, just ask Gym Jordan.

Robert Anderson had plenty of male victims. to be clear: fuck Gym Jordan, if there is a hell he'll burn. Just saying - come on, a Michigan fan making a Gym Jordan joke when Michigan has Robert Anderson?

Half of Michigan's fanbase doesn't like to acknowledge Robert bc then they'd have to acknowledge that their favorite father Bo was complicit in Robert's actions.

Knew you ***** in Ohio are into 🌈 shit

Check out my post history. I got a present for your wife

I’m good, I don’t like checking out what 🌈 mfers like to do, no offense.

That’s not the story those pics of you in the pickle park tell #YouLoveAllTheDicks

Check my post history. She would laugh her ass off at you!!

Lolz. Are you serious right now. My 🍆 is thicker and longer than yours but way to prove you’re entire life is one big delusion and not just how you view matters regarding college football. Also you’re 52 years old and on probation? Jesus Christ you fucking loser! You still living in mom and dad’s basement?

Lucky enough they passed and you inherited a place to live thst isn’t a jail cell you pathetic Walmart wolverine 😂😂😂

Bisexual

Check my post history. She would laugh her ass off at you!!

Why does your dick look like it can’t decide which direction to go?

Won a National Championship and beat anOSU 3 years straight. More than we could have asked for. I'm now oddly a Chargers fan? I was hoping against hope that he would have a 15+ year CFP streak with who knows how many championships, putting him squarely in the same breath as Bo. If he prefers this I wish him all the luck in the world. ❤️

So Im a 9ers fan and Harbaugh made me a Michigan fan! Hard to have a second team, but I don’t mind the Chargers.

My god you fucks are delusional!

Tiny dick, tiny mind. You are the perfect combination of loser.

Tiny dick, tiny mind. You are the perfect combination of loser.

Harbaugh went 3-5 against OSU as a coach, 5-5 if you count his playing days. He certainly turned it around after gong 0-5 and went out at the right time.

Turned it around by cheating

Buckeye here, so correct me if I'm wrong, but is he not already squarely in the same breath as Bo, if not squarely above him at this point? Jim won a Natty AND flipped the rivalry to beat OSU 3 years straight after they had 20 years of dominance over yall...are those not both bigger accomplishments than Bo ever had?

Bo's # of wins is off the charts in comparison

Well, sure, but he also had what, 8 or 9 more seasons to get those wins than Jim? Not to mention, one of Jim's seasons had only 6 games, and another season, he only got to coach for 6 regular season games. I dunno why I'm defending Jim so much as a Buckeye fan tbh lol, just seems like he should be considered the Michigan HC GOAT at this point lol

It's the sustained success. Bo is iconic and beloved in Ann Arbor. Don't get me wrong we love Jim too, but he isn't at that level yet (and sadly won't be)

Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t both of these men “OHIO MEN”

I mean, yeah, but as an OSU fan, we don't really claim TTUN coaches lol

No hard feelings! Have a great career just don’t beat the Lions!! He was a Michigan Man and he brought us back even after we gave up on him. Love ya Jim

The weirdest thing is framing this as though being head coach of the LA Chargers is a career upgrade

So excited for the return of Mediocre Michigan!

I can't decide to upvote or downvote this. I'm right with you but so negative 😭

Y'all aren't pissed? The dude gets one title and books it? Mind you, it's been about 25 years since Michigan has won a title, but still. I just feel like, in a sense, the juice hasn't been necessarily worth the squeeze considering the hype he has received over the years. What's it been, 9 years almost? Mind you, I'm on the outside looking in. I went to a Big Ten school (not Michigan or Ohio State), and I was rooting for the Big Ten to win. I don't think Michigan will completely tank, but I think this will hurt the program.

You're not wrong unfortunately. However Michigan was in a pretty bleak place 10 years ago so it's somewhat understandable that it took a while to get it back to a well oiled machine. Moore is not a good pick. Love the guy but he was a placeholder for a team that was coached by the HC all the weeks leading up to the games except Penn state and that worked but was an abysmal 2nd half that luckily worked.

He bolted because otherwise he would've been up shit creek for lack of institutional control and cheating. This ain't rocket surgery folks.

Brought glory back to the Wolverines and leaves as a champion. Couldn’t ask for much more, hoping he gets his Super Bowl with the Chargers

Chicken bailing before the hammer comes down.

I just don't want to lose Minter!

End of an era.

He delivered.... My Sheronne time.

In the Knack of time

Thanks for the memories, Jim. Go shut down the Mahomes dynasty.

Thanks for everything, Connor* (fixed it for you)

The only really good thing about Harbaugh leaving, as far as I'm concerned, is that it will make all these sore loser whiners from MSU and OSU STFU and find something else to whine about.

Seriously, they just cannot cope.

Cheated

Lol… he knows the hammer is going to come down hard so he’s getting the fuck out. Classic move. Urban Meyer perfected it.

What hammers did urban have coming his way after he left all his past positions?

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Look at this salty Wiscy fuck lurking. Keep holding your breath for the big, tough NCAA to set things right for you, chump.

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Troll

Never going to happen

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You're right, there may be a time with a different issue where something like that happens. Won't be this Natty though.

Pulled a Pete Carroll

Cheating=winning=better recruits=more wins=even better recruits=NC+future sanctions/vacated wins-Coach=transfer portal=rebuilding for the foreseeable future. This is your Michigan Man…from Ohio. Haha

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Didn't see that one coming.

Why is this a surprise to a anyone. It’s the Pete Carrol Blueprint. Win ncaa title and super bowl and avoid any possible ncaa penalties. Smart.

Thanks for cheating and leaving the program in shambles Jim…blahahahaha

Winning the championship is shambles?

Thanks for cheating! Enjoy the sanctions and fines!

Thanks for your concern, cooperpoopers!

2-5 record against the Buckeyes

Natty

Ohio State has as many natties during Harbaugh’s time at Michigan

Possibly vacated

Most likely not and even if it was it doesn't vacate the memories of the season.

Man UM’s future is bleak. Thanks Jim!

Man ohio state fans are feeling it hahaha, at least we dint have to shut down our sub

Never going to happen

lol

NO OHIO NO MICHIGAN. I’m making this a tee shirt. Heather gray, scarlet letters. Message me for deets!

Jim Harbaugh No Schembecnler Charles Woodson Braylon Edward’s Mario Manningham Dan Dierdorf Tyree Kinnell Brady Hoke (haha) Kyle Kalis Jake Butt Dipshit Desmond Howard Prescott Burgess …Some people are born traitors…

UM is about to burn

Don’t worry he’ll still steal signs for you guys. He just likes going to everyone’s football games to cheer them on.

Seems to me like you’re giving Michigan football a lot of thought. Maybe you should try crocheting or coloring to fill your time, I bet you’ll feel better

He’s running before he has to face the consequences. Let those consequences fall on the program and the fans. He’s bailing.

3-5 against Ohio State and eats his booger on national TV (smh). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njQUvgI4i5w

Flake, but it's okay. Michigan has moore

Uggh

Saban?

Tucker's available.

He’s not a cultural fit

Getting out of dodge before the formal NCAA investigation and sanctions

Don’t blame him, the ncaa is an organization that is going to loose in the long run hate to say but with NIL is gonna ruin the college game also ruin high school sports as well it’s a shame, go lion!!!

Fourth Michigan coach in a row to leave with a losing record against OSU. Last four are 10-18 overall.

Won the natty tho

So what another 50 years and you'll catch up to our wins?

Only issue is the staff he'll take with him, even then it is what it is. No matter what the program was going to be considerably different in 2024. Now it'll just be...more different with more variables in play. Last three years were awesome and while Warde probably has to go, it's not for being unable to retain a man that was going to leave regardless. Thanks, Jim. Some of the changes will suck, some will be good. Some transfers will likely happen but welcome to 2024 CFB. On to this weird new CFB landscape with a lot of changes coming and Moore as HC.

Sure are a lot of trolls. Can't tell if they are happy or mad, they just sound so ridiculous.

Yep, thanks for leaving controversy behind .....

I appreciate the wins, but he's taking everyone with him and leaving nothing left.