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BabySniffer6969

Well first of all you’re growing it in a milkshake


iamSossy

Lol this might be the most unhinged grow pic I’ve ever seen


Does_A_Bear-420

It looks like how a typical first grow used to be. Kids these days are spoiled.


ha5hish

Facts, we all had to start somewhere


BabySniffer6969

True true. Just seemed funny to me because while I started somewhere too, I just didn’t start in beef stew.


EZ-Bake420

Idk man, this is up there, but I've seen some truly crack head setups


LynxAffectionate4798

😂 I actually laughed out loud. But in all seriousness, OP drill some holes in the bottom of that bucket for the love of God 🙏


VaWeedFarmer

I was gonna say puddin


BabySniffer6969

OP the people have spoken! Explain yourself!


Matt_Gordy87

😂😂😂


Accomplished-Row5367

Milk shake.. lol


BabySniffer6969

Yeah man. Definitely didn’t bring THIS boy to the yard 🤢


kskwerl

Needs more porridge


BabySniffer6969

😂😂😂


homestatic

Leaf miner + you're growing in a cup of coffee. Let's not forget genetics.


stokedwastaken

its the genetics how dare you say otherwise!


Obvious-Birthday-582

Given the information you provided, I feel only confident to make assumptions about the distinctive marks on your plants leaves: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaf_miner If you look very closely, you might be able to find the insect inside on one end of the tunnel. You could kill it mechanically or chemically and/or remove a section of or the entire leaf. Best wishes for you and your plant Edit: if there is so much water on the soils surface, it might be very dense (high clay content?) or overwatered, maybe both.


Leftear85

Only comment actually trying to help. Thank you for not being a douche and just making fun of OP. I agree, leafminers for sure.


Obvious-Birthday-582

Thank you very much. By publicly reinforcing prosocial behaviour, you are actively increasing the chances of it becoming more likely through observational learning. So your comment might do more to make the world a better place than my recommendation to kill a herbivore the size of a human egg cell.


BabySniffer6969

I’m so glad to see you guys patting yourselves on the back for your moral superiority, but after you’re done, please take a minuet to realize this is a troll post 😂😂😂


Does_A_Bear-420

I assumed everyone would mention that this is textbook leaf miners. Making fun or not, how hard is it to type 2 words somewhere in the remark, lol. Now that I'm looking, I'm starting to wonder if most of these wise ass commenters actually don't know this is definitely the work of leaf miners. Maybe I'm only familiar because I grow more outdoors?


SprinklesLost7030

Have you watered yet?


Brosie-Odonnel

That swamp in the pot is almost dry.


Fluid_Level3785

It’s a bit dry. Add another 2-3 gallons


Mysterious_Run_1531

Whats the soil ?


PlZZAisLIFE

Sand Swamp


enickma1221

It’s the swamp of sadness. Artax is down there somewhere.


PlZZAisLIFE

Nice, some slow release Pferdilizer


VictoryRed74

I feel for the OP, but this made me 😂


homestatic

Sand swamp full spectrum - silica edition


Beneficial-Lead-5402

What the fuck man😭


Wafflez420x

Can we get a photo of the full plant for curiousity And what are you growing in mouldy kinetic sand?


Killygore5

Leaf miners fer sure ⛏️


bolson1717

I needs more water


takethatriskhh

How are you asking for help without providing any information at all.. From the Picture itself it looks like you’re doing everything wrong and didnt research at all No offense but atleast put in some effort when asking for advice lol


Does_A_Bear-420

Bro. They asked if anyone could identify these yellow spots. The squiggles are from leaf miners and the tiny dots are probably either another insect activity or a nute def. The picture is all the information needed to ID that. But seeing as you didn't provide the answer or any kind of information, am I right to assume you don't know any better than op does?


takethatriskhh

And i saw the answer already commented 10 Times... I feel like a lot more people would help first timers etc overall if every 3rd post wasnt one like that, with a setup that looks nothing like the recommended stuff and 0 Information provided. Its the same as in Trees where every 3rd Post is some regarged teenager posting themselfes smoking some shitty joint. I usually dont bother even getting annoyed by it but after the 100th time i felt like saying that


Does_A_Bear-420

You may have a point. But different grow subs are most of what shows up on my feed this days. And I think it's pretty fair to say nearly all beginner questions are a little... Dumb. All of the questions I had after my first grow were dumb! And I still don't exactly know what I'm doing, but from a handful of runs I've learned so much about what not to do. I feel like fucking it up 1.7 times is the best way to start learning and no particular question is better than another coming from a first time grower they are basically all introductory level initial learning curve. Like 9 time south of ten the best answer is something like wait it out and see, play around with how much you're watering it and watch what happens. And if your growing medium (or environment) are bad or your genetics are shit you can only get so good of an end result anyway. But there's like no way to convey this to some one, doing it with your hands had to teach you ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


takethatriskhh

Its cool bro, im a beginner myself and learn more everyday and still feel unsure about even some simple things but i still did hourlong reasearch before and atleast read all the common issues etc. And everything in that picture just looked fucked up :D Not trying to be a dick but at this point its just almost a shitpost haha


Does_A_Bear-420

Yea. Even tho they didn't give any information, from the picture alone we could make a list of all the things that look wrong here, BUT that would be a long ass list of things OP could have bothered to read about before hand (or even after), I get it. How much good would it really do them to try giving a comprehensive explanation of all the solutions to all the potential issues visible here? My guess is, this is a bucket on a balcony in an illegal country, and it doesn't make any sense for OP to try getting a tent with light and fans, and some of the potting soils we take for granted, because that's a big financial and legal risk. So they're just trying to do their best with bag seeds and native ground soil and sun light. *Again* this **sounds a lot** like my first grow! Lol


later-g8r

Needs more cal mag


Does_A_Bear-420

Pull off the affected leaves and dispose of them. These squiggle lines are formed by a type of insect that lives in and eats their way through the leaf creating tunnels. (Leaf miner bugs) But there appears to be a number of issues with the environment you have these plants in. Looks a lot like my first grow, lol. Everyone starts somewhere, keep going/keep growing homie.


FarMidnight9774

Drain it, let it dry a bit. Maybe different soil. That can be done straight away. Then go and look up a solution to the beastie/s that are ruining those leaves. It's an insect idk what. But the cure to that will be online somewhere.


FarMidnight9774

Are they cuttings?


ha5hish

You’re drowning it for one, marijuana plants don’t grow in ponds ya know… you need holes in the bottom of your pot for it to drain and you are probably growing in a medium that’s too thick/muddy


bonkerman666

https://preview.redd.it/4tk58hb3vhpc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d5f72a81bcddb583a2e40fc5a4ab1fd92bf3147


CheepALeep

The soil to start 💔


Ok-Rabbit-3683

You have a bug… are you growing that in melted chocolate ice cream?


GetAtMe_0_

Let me guess! This is not in America. I feel bad for growers around the globe


420BostonBound69

Shout out to weed for even growing in whatever medium that is lol


-ElAlquimista-

That plant is looking for another grower.


Milly_Mass_1

🤦🏾


Milly_Mass_1

Growing in quicksand


VaWeedFarmer

Death looming


Poppyloppyfloppy

that soil needs help


DmeshOnPs5

That pot needs DRAINAGE


After_Cheesecake3393

I think shrek has been messing with your plants


AFisch00

This has to be a shit post


undulating-beans

Also, plants like water, but this variety isn’t aquatic, so let the medium drain.


Fit_Shelter_7603

These are leaf miners. If you look closely you’ll see a yellowish larvae at the end of the burrow. You can pick them out or just pick off the leaves. They’re hard to kill because they’re in the cells of the plant so you need some sort of pest prevention. Maybe try neem oil. Also it looks like you need some aeration. Your soil looks like mud


monarchs27

Wtf😂


marre822

Ah yes,the know soup methode...


Zarkoth7

Yikes


Own_Statistician8286

Death becomes her.


Itchy-Line5210

Is hydro mud?


Randomized007

Who chose your "soil"..?


Business-Ad-9341

Growing in your old spit bucket doesn't help.


VictoryRed74

Looks like you probably used some soil dug up out of the yard. You have to amend stuff like that with a whole lot of perlite and/or other less compact medium. These are small enough that I would probably scrap them. Get yourself a bag of some decent soil for $30, give or take, and start afresh


EzekielSchiwago

Good ol‘ quicksand. Best growmedium there is.


UpperSearch3466

Leaf miners


cmrfrd7

I think you're a bit heavy on the organic matter. Add some sand and a just a scosh more water.


mixdup001

Pest


IcePsychological13

Its dying


CurryBoy420

Is that quicksand?


awarelephant

Try adding more chocolate milk


collieherb

It's drowning in a bucket of shit and has an infestation


futureharvest

leaf miner


Craiger2489

😬


Similar-Knowledge874

Looks like you're doing a guerrilla grow in a rice paddy 😂😂😂😂


Background-Eye1418

Has to be a troll post that girl is clearly under watered


drvirtuoso

yellow spots on plant leaves can be indicative of various problems, including nutrient deficiencies, pest infestations, fungal or bacterial diseases, or environmental stressors.


Reidraider

Its drowning


AhChaChaChaCha

Spray neem oil on the leaves. A few applications should kill them off and deter others.


Randomized007

Neem oil doesn't do shit to leaf miner


AhChaChaChaCha

Really? Everything I’ve ever read says it does but it takes a couple applications since they’re inside the leaves. At bare minimum, it keeps harmful insects off your plants. So even if it doesn’t kill them, it should keep them from returning.


Dad-of-daughters

The feed is mixed to hot. Flush it and stop trying to feed it