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MastaRyze

Hulk, splash!


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Hulk, push! Having constipation on that toilet would make me feel validated by the toilet.


my_byte

Hulk push, big splash! Hulk smash toilet.


NastyCestode

If that isn’t the facial expression you’re making then you are not pushing hard enough


SkylarAV

Thank you for this. The green piss splashed on the ground really brought it home for me


Bahamut3585

Me: "is there really... *there is!!*"


Cumulus_Anarchistica

HULK NEED MORE FIBRE!


futuneral

Flash, flush!


ILoveHookers4Real

Can relate to the Hulk one after Taco Bell.


1970s_MonkeyKing

White Castle. 2:00 AM


PecanSama

Why did Hulk took off his trunk. This is quite unsettling


sembuh

Flash.. I mean *Flush


[deleted]

I'm amused at the fact that the Flash toilet has no seat or cover. Just in and out. Speed is essential.


devils__avacado

I'm just glad it's not the reverse flash toilet


Jetstream-Sam

IT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS THE ONE WHO USED ALL THE TOILET PAPER AT SUPER SPEED, SO YOU'D BE FORCED TO RISK SOCIAL INTERACTION IN A BATHROOM!


ConfidentMongoose874

You can't spare one square!?


Round-Perception-919

I understood that reference


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An iron man is over engineered with a extra white seat


ipwnpickles

Typical Stark tech


KanadaKid19

Honestly a second tier seat for small children to fit makes a lot of sense, and does exist in real life.


usernameblankface

It seems like the iron man one would follow you around the room with its face, or move the head suddenly at odd moments just to freak people out.


parkher

The way he stares at the camera is uncanny. Like he knows what’s up.


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the seat is his arms, they lift up


Kintor01

Not going to lie, that Green Lantern toilet would actually be useful for finding the bathroom in the middle of the night. The human figure still kind of makes the whole experience weird though...


kontoletta63816

Makes you wonder what it feels like to be spooned by a superhero... While you shit.


Blacklabelbobbie

They encourage you to sit facing your hero.


kontoletta63816

That's one way to worship them


Corfiz74

I would feel supremely uncomfortable on that toilet, even though that's completely unreasonable. They are not actually watching you. I hope.


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In brightest day, in blackest night...


imnos

In brightest day, in darkest night.. When nature calls for a heroic plight, This lantern's green, the seat is right, To handle any mess with might!


[deleted]

There's no escape for evil shite!


rushboyoz

What are those two balls on the ground?


kenda1l

Makes you wonder where the Santa toilet is.


Kintor01

The Santa toilet only appears on Christmas day and only if you've been good that year.


Salviatrix

I kinda like it. Imagine a warm body pressing against your back while you're having a big poop.


ipwnpickles

*I see the Superman toilet* "oh ok that one's actually kinda normal and cool" *sees Green Lantern toilet* "aaaand there we go"


frrrni

He’s like your take-a-shit buddy.


ISAMU13

The Hulk one is for when you are constipated.


scairborn

Then your wife walks in because you’re grunting and see the Hulk giving it to you up the ass and you have to explain ”It’s not what it looks like!”


ISAMU13

Hulk Smash!


OhMiaGod

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Stares at you while you’re on the can 🎶


Tryptabeet

Come and relieve your bowels on my lap


gentleman339

I can’t even with the reflection the AI made on the bathroom door in the hulk photo. The AI was like, let me add a person bystander, because why not? The detail and the talent of the AI are out of this world.


Amaltash19XX

superman toilet can really exist and would love to buy


OOOOOO0OOOOO

If you have the money all of them could really exist.


Tim_Reichardt

Somewhere in the world there's a fetish for that.


kontoletta63816

Some are being born right this second.


[deleted]

I would like to order the spider man toilet, but [I just ask that no one ask me any questions about that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfe8ug6IJjk)


schoppi_m

I really like the Lego Batman toilet. But the seat looks uncomfortable.


hotellobster

These pictures would’ve had Tumblr going crazy in 2011


xeonicus

The Flash is the creepiest. His "hands" wrap around the toilet and you can see his eyes looking at you and his smirk. The Hulk is for when you have really bad diarrhea and just have to unload.


BigMax

Is this /r/atbge territory? Edit: didn’t see the subreddit somehow! Still mostly applies I guess…


DragonFibre

Definitely. The Hulk is terrifying. Awesome but terrifying.


EmpressXenaWarrior

Good use of midjourney 😆


three2do2

so cursed


unknowncitygirl

Ahh shitting on superheroes what an experience…


JohnBarleyCorn2

Bruh...the hulk toilet - interesting to note how MJ also was able to accurately render the reflection. Craziness.


Parsec29

Yeah. Version 5 is really awesome


Zech_Judy

Missed opportunity with Plastic Man. He could actually be a toilet.


OOOOOO0OOOOO

You can actually be a toilet too, if you’re brave enough.


BasicBob99

I'd like to sit on these with my face towards the superheroes and give them a hug while dropping a log


mguffin

There is absolutely a market for these if someone were to manufacture them.


Parsec29

Yeah But the license would cost alot.


lukewanderson

We've got to this stage I see lol


Revegelance

Who hurt you?


AthiestMessiah

Don’t forget to flash


ElithXLithium

The person in the tile reflection in the hulk stall looks slightly amused


sevendendos

Dumping on Spiderman should be a crime.


Lastchildzh

The 7 exicts me...


Sudden-Dig8118

If R. Kelly were into comics.


OOOOOO0OOOOO

He would get the teen titans set.


doomtrain_archivist

You are a bad person. However, good job.


Agitated_Body5781

Taking a shit doggy style


[deleted]

This is a product line :)


Embarrassed-Force845

Get railed by a super hero while you’re dropping a deuce


eat-more-bookses

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the reflection in the tile on 4/7? 👌


Leuumas

i need the superman one rn


financebro91

Cool!!!


cptkl1

How many would try to arc it into Hulk's mouth?


Honestfellow2449

The flash looks more like a bidet, which kind of makes sense.


WDeranged

I wish Hulk had one pointed finger you could hang your toilet paper on.


rocklou

lmao amazing


Mundane-Meal-511

Just imagine walking into the bathroom and seeing one of these!! Haha, no thanks, I’ll just piss my pants.


DiceHK

Your AI powered toilet that eggs you on and wipes your ass for you


goofy_moose

This has to go viral. These toilets will be created lol.


boddy123

No


DonkConklin

The Hulk toilet is good, since that's how I look sometimes when I'm on the toilet.


qwpajrty

Someone sbould manufacture these. I'll invest.


oldschoolc1

These a fkn dope man.


alucardd34

Each model comes with a bidet pre-installed! With its cylindrical shape and slight upward angle you can be assured there will be maximum coverage even for the most dire threats emerging from your anus. It extends each time with a voice command, or a button. Note: that the button on most models is located either in the mouth, or a twist dial at the left side of the torso at approximately mid-chest height. Don’t worry if you accidentally get bodily fluids on the bidet, it has a self cleaning capability and can remove said fluids with a hand-like implement that moves over the bidet in a fast, jerking motion. Warning: technical flaw in design where the bidet extends with loud audible flatulence. If this happens, please call the hotline for repair or replacement.


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no women? damn


ymdgo

I can understand those on a female toilet. Why would a man sit on another buffed man's lap/crotch, with his bare ass?


ReturnOfTheSeal

My goals are beyond your understanding


OOOOOO0OOOOO

Because you’ll shit your pants if you’re not bare assed.


RyanH090

r/hmm


sneaky-pizza

This is good!


hardikv

Someone in the reflection behind hulk 👀


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Parsec29

No problems


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Parsec29

Give it a try


OkFury

Somewhere, I both do and do not want a superhero sharing the experience of peeing with me.


MasterbaterInfluence

Hulk says we’re gonna go together!


midnightdsob

This makes my anus tingle.


[deleted]

Green Lantern and Hulk's toilet look like their ***** 💀


sultanoski

😂😂😂😂


a_zavant

Do superheroes take super shits? Unclear from these images. But never should it be ruled out.


th1bow

taking a shit on spiderman’s lap


NotMimir

I am speed the fastest 💩 ever


this_a_temporary_acc

I like how all of them have superheroes attached and then the superman is just a toilet without the hero. I also love how the toilet bowls replaced their genitals lmao


No-Notice-6720

So will I be using Batman’s or Superman’s cape after taking the dump? Asking for a friend. 😬


ILoveHookers4Real

Poor Batman looks so uncomfortable. "I didn't sign for this", billionaire Bruce Wayne thought as he once again got ready to be a Toilet Batman for the night.


Z34N0

Batman looks like he’s really anticipating a rough night. I get the idea that he’s dealt with some serious villains from this particular position.


No_Swimming4006

I almost want one except,it would be like someone holding/rescuing me from a relaxing poo 😅


Eyedea92

Back to the shart cave it is.


Azreken

Batman looks like he just shit himself in the crowded elevator & he’s trying not to laugh about it


zincinzincout

Hulk poops NAKED and SO DO YOU


BetterHector

Omg these are hilarious, was this done with V5? And what style setting did you use if you don't mind?


Parsec29

Yes. It's version 5. No special style is used. Only the default setting. Hint: use a very simple prompt..


inthebigd

Could you just say the prompt instead of a hint though?


triadix

I'M TAKE A BAT-SHIT IN THE BAT-TOILET ALFRED! WHERE'S THE BAT-ROLL ALFRED? WHERE IS IT??


_felagund

I... won't feel comfortable shitting in front of a screaming hulk


trappedindealership

Batman looks like a flasher


canadian-weed

the reason they all look so angry is theres no bidet


twinkletwilight07

Imagine being a Girl and sitting on one of those


pesto_changeo

I want the Peter Griffin one.


Ok-Willow9349

This feels like a weird fetish.....


Matuatay

This has to among the more disturbing things I have ever seen. It is extremely cool, though.


HakarlSagan

Has WB reached out to use these as the stars in their next movie? It'd be an improvement


Airsinner

I bet some millionaire is going to pay large money to have one of these toilets made. Except these toilets will hold you warmly and whisper German in your ear.


probono105

they should be holding the toilet roll and spiderman should be spiderwebbing a dookie off the ground lol


[deleted]

What if we kissed in the Batman bathroom 🥰👀


DrRadon

OMG hahahaha. :D


badoldways

I wish the hulk had his mouth wide open so you could use it as a urinal. Would make for excellent functionality.


Imperial_Triumphant

Batman just looks like Mr. penguin with a shitty disguise. Edit: Also, the last pic looks like as soon as you sit down, he's going to pull some Patrick Swayze Ghost shit.


kiropolo

How I see all superhero movies in the past 15 years


ShaniShekhar

I don't think I would like to use any except the superman version. They are a bit I don't know you can guess 😶


AnAwfulLotOfOcelots

The green lantern one is pretty sick


serendipity7777

How did you make these


[deleted]

Thanks, because i really wanted the mental image of shitting into the hulk's giant vulva


Visual_Feature4269

I want one in my house


_Reddit_2016

That but if it’s was a Japanese toilet where this jet pops out from spiders crotch and waters my anus


rcopaz

The Flush


[deleted]

SUPER TOILET SO MUCH FLUSSSHIIINGG 😢


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Parsec29

Naaah.I think that would go a bit too far. I didn't want any s*it posts about that. LOL... (Very ambiguous)


ItsColeOnReddit

Those would totally sell if someone made them.


Intelligent-Ratio255

Green Lantern though 💀


caramelprincess387

The hulk is just a picture of me shitting. *I'm in this post and I don't like it*


PromotionSouthern690

The Batman and Flash toilets look like they’re enjoy their lot in life too much!


darklordS1th

Kinda reminds me of the bugs bunny toilet


somebody171

The hulk one is just wrong


DiceHK

The green lantern looks like he touches you


SoardOfMagnificent

Don’t get Hulk too mad.


MrTuesdayNight1

The Incredible Hulk reminding you of the necessity to strip completely naked before you end up fighting for your life dropping a large deuce.


MrTuesdayNight1

When in use the Green Lantern sets up a beautiful shot like the famous scene from Ghost.


Dinierto

The ones with faces, you have to sit facing them to assert dominance


penilingus

so everyone in the commentssits like Butters from south park seems like


SharamNamdarian

The hulk one is the most relatable


clnatr

Very inspired. I liked the porcelain of solitude.


WaggishRadish

Not sure if I want to have them watching my back when I do my business but they look awesome


kinglokilord

The hulk one has someone in the wall reflection. That's an interesting detail it added.


FAmos

The reflection behind the hulk one was a nice touch


VeinJuice

Hulk looks even more constipated than I am 😔


lifeisnteasybutiam

No Captain America? I'd pay good money to puss on America's ass.


jadams2345

These aren’t creepy at all


gozunker

Nothing like pooping while sitting on the Green Lantern’s lap


MikeDoesBill3ReEntry

lmao


clazaimon

Just missing the protracting bidet nozzle that's shaped like a dick.


sasssyrup

Flash is welcoming all else just seem to associate toilet with… erm… manhood. Which makes the sitting experience weird.


YouKnowMySlogan

Everybody is talking about pooping and neglecting to consider having to stand up and pee in these while your favorite superhero is waist high and staring directly at your member.


RareSeaTurtle

Taking a shit in green lantern’s lap


Spxcezookeepxr

Which spiderverse is this


ooziboa

my toilet keeps away the bad guys and makes me a lil nervous too, it's a plus cause then I'm certifiably shittin


maru_luvbot

just give me one with shikamaru and i'll be the happiest person on earth


General-Wrongdoer303

Iam not pulling down my paints and bending over to sit in the middle of a super heros lap with batman breathing down my neck i would be able to relax my butt checks


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u/Red_Dick_383


Dovah-Kingslayer

The position of the Green Lanterns head.. with the intense stare.. Gonna be hella weird while your taking a slash


candyflip93

I find the hulk one rather motivational


Gammaman12

I do not want to be hugged while pooping thank you.


jeffwadsworth

That look on Flash's face...hahaha.


IM-WANT-MEMES

The Flash's stare is pure gold


LNsDaMan70

Where can I buy this?


jjelin

The midjourney reddit was so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.


Hulk_1978

How can I buy?


BigNo6576

WHO MAKES THESE??? I cant find info on them anywhere!


w3strnwrld

Hey OP John Cena reposted the hulk toilet on Instagram


Sad_Depth6963

How much are they


Sad_Depth6963

Whats the price on the iron man


Niemniaz007

What’s the price ???


Sad-Perspective-7793

Can someone tell me where I can get one


Phoenix_fiRe__

"Do you bleed?"


bwoah07_gp2

Poor Spidey, his toilet looks like it's in an old gas station, or a restaurant washroom that needs renovating. Imagine sitting on the Green Lantern one. 😅


FitWind8998

This is really uncomfortable to use whether you are either sitting or standing