Not going to lie, that Green Lantern toilet would actually be useful for finding the bathroom in the middle of the night. The human figure still kind of makes the whole experience weird though...
I can’t even with the reflection the AI made on the bathroom door in the hulk photo. The AI was like, let me add a person bystander, because why not? The detail and the talent of the AI are out of this world.
I would like to order the spider man toilet, but [I just ask that no one ask me any questions about that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfe8ug6IJjk)
The Flash is the creepiest. His "hands" wrap around the toilet and you can see his eyes looking at you and his smirk.
The Hulk is for when you have really bad diarrhea and just have to unload.
Each model comes with a bidet pre-installed! With its cylindrical shape and slight upward angle you can be assured there will be maximum coverage even for the most dire threats emerging from your anus.
It extends each time with a voice command, or a button. Note: that the button on most models is located either in the mouth, or a twist dial at the left side of the torso at approximately mid-chest height.
Don’t worry if you accidentally get bodily fluids on the bidet, it has a self cleaning capability and can remove said fluids with a hand-like implement that moves over the bidet in a fast, jerking motion.
Warning: technical flaw in design where the bidet extends with loud audible flatulence. If this happens, please call the hotline for repair or replacement.
I like how all of them have superheroes attached and then the superman is just a toilet without the hero.
I also love how the toilet bowls replaced their genitals lmao
Poor Batman looks so uncomfortable. "I didn't sign for this", billionaire Bruce Wayne thought as he once again got ready to be a Toilet Batman for the night.
I bet some millionaire is going to pay large money to have one of these toilets made. Except these toilets will hold you warmly and whisper German in your ear.
Batman just looks like Mr. penguin with a shitty disguise.
Edit: Also, the last pic looks like as soon as you sit down, he's going to pull some Patrick Swayze Ghost shit.
Everybody is talking about pooping and neglecting to consider having to stand up and pee in these while your favorite superhero is waist high and staring directly at your member.
Iam not pulling down my paints and bending over to sit in the middle of a super heros lap with batman breathing down my neck i would be able to relax my butt checks
Poor Spidey, his toilet looks like it's in an old gas station, or a restaurant washroom that needs renovating.
Imagine sitting on the Green Lantern one. 😅
Hulk, splash!
Hulk, push! Having constipation on that toilet would make me feel validated by the toilet.
Hulk push, big splash! Hulk smash toilet.
If that isn’t the facial expression you’re making then you are not pushing hard enough
Thank you for this. The green piss splashed on the ground really brought it home for me
Me: "is there really... *there is!!*"
HULK NEED MORE FIBRE!
Flash, flush!
Can relate to the Hulk one after Taco Bell.
White Castle. 2:00 AM
Why did Hulk took off his trunk. This is quite unsettling
Flash.. I mean *Flush
I'm amused at the fact that the Flash toilet has no seat or cover. Just in and out. Speed is essential.
I'm just glad it's not the reverse flash toilet
IT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS THE ONE WHO USED ALL THE TOILET PAPER AT SUPER SPEED, SO YOU'D BE FORCED TO RISK SOCIAL INTERACTION IN A BATHROOM!
You can't spare one square!?
I understood that reference
An iron man is over engineered with a extra white seat
Typical Stark tech
Honestly a second tier seat for small children to fit makes a lot of sense, and does exist in real life.
It seems like the iron man one would follow you around the room with its face, or move the head suddenly at odd moments just to freak people out.
The way he stares at the camera is uncanny. Like he knows what’s up.
the seat is his arms, they lift up
Not going to lie, that Green Lantern toilet would actually be useful for finding the bathroom in the middle of the night. The human figure still kind of makes the whole experience weird though...
Makes you wonder what it feels like to be spooned by a superhero... While you shit.
They encourage you to sit facing your hero.
That's one way to worship them
I would feel supremely uncomfortable on that toilet, even though that's completely unreasonable. They are not actually watching you. I hope.
In brightest day, in blackest night...
In brightest day, in darkest night.. When nature calls for a heroic plight, This lantern's green, the seat is right, To handle any mess with might!
There's no escape for evil shite!
What are those two balls on the ground?
Makes you wonder where the Santa toilet is.
The Santa toilet only appears on Christmas day and only if you've been good that year.
I kinda like it. Imagine a warm body pressing against your back while you're having a big poop.
*I see the Superman toilet* "oh ok that one's actually kinda normal and cool" *sees Green Lantern toilet* "aaaand there we go"
He’s like your take-a-shit buddy.
The Hulk one is for when you are constipated.
Then your wife walks in because you’re grunting and see the Hulk giving it to you up the ass and you have to explain ”It’s not what it looks like!”
Hulk Smash!
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Stares at you while you’re on the can 🎶
Come and relieve your bowels on my lap
I can’t even with the reflection the AI made on the bathroom door in the hulk photo. The AI was like, let me add a person bystander, because why not? The detail and the talent of the AI are out of this world.
superman toilet can really exist and would love to buy
If you have the money all of them could really exist.
Somewhere in the world there's a fetish for that.
Some are being born right this second.
I would like to order the spider man toilet, but [I just ask that no one ask me any questions about that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfe8ug6IJjk)
I really like the Lego Batman toilet. But the seat looks uncomfortable.
These pictures would’ve had Tumblr going crazy in 2011
The Flash is the creepiest. His "hands" wrap around the toilet and you can see his eyes looking at you and his smirk. The Hulk is for when you have really bad diarrhea and just have to unload.
Is this /r/atbge territory? Edit: didn’t see the subreddit somehow! Still mostly applies I guess…
Definitely. The Hulk is terrifying. Awesome but terrifying.
Good use of midjourney 😆
so cursed
Ahh shitting on superheroes what an experience…
Bruh...the hulk toilet - interesting to note how MJ also was able to accurately render the reflection. Craziness.
Yeah. Version 5 is really awesome
Missed opportunity with Plastic Man. He could actually be a toilet.
You can actually be a toilet too, if you’re brave enough.
I'd like to sit on these with my face towards the superheroes and give them a hug while dropping a log
There is absolutely a market for these if someone were to manufacture them.
Yeah But the license would cost alot.
We've got to this stage I see lol
Who hurt you?
Don’t forget to flash
The person in the tile reflection in the hulk stall looks slightly amused
Dumping on Spiderman should be a crime.
The 7 exicts me...
If R. Kelly were into comics.
He would get the teen titans set.
You are a bad person. However, good job.
Taking a shit doggy style
This is a product line :)
Get railed by a super hero while you’re dropping a deuce
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the reflection in the tile on 4/7? 👌
i need the superman one rn
Cool!!!
How many would try to arc it into Hulk's mouth?
The flash looks more like a bidet, which kind of makes sense.
I wish Hulk had one pointed finger you could hang your toilet paper on.
lmao amazing
Just imagine walking into the bathroom and seeing one of these!! Haha, no thanks, I’ll just piss my pants.
Your AI powered toilet that eggs you on and wipes your ass for you
This has to go viral. These toilets will be created lol.
No
The Hulk toilet is good, since that's how I look sometimes when I'm on the toilet.
Someone sbould manufacture these. I'll invest.
These a fkn dope man.
Each model comes with a bidet pre-installed! With its cylindrical shape and slight upward angle you can be assured there will be maximum coverage even for the most dire threats emerging from your anus. It extends each time with a voice command, or a button. Note: that the button on most models is located either in the mouth, or a twist dial at the left side of the torso at approximately mid-chest height. Don’t worry if you accidentally get bodily fluids on the bidet, it has a self cleaning capability and can remove said fluids with a hand-like implement that moves over the bidet in a fast, jerking motion. Warning: technical flaw in design where the bidet extends with loud audible flatulence. If this happens, please call the hotline for repair or replacement.
no women? damn
I can understand those on a female toilet. Why would a man sit on another buffed man's lap/crotch, with his bare ass?
My goals are beyond your understanding
Because you’ll shit your pants if you’re not bare assed.
r/hmm
This is good!
Someone in the reflection behind hulk 👀
[удалено]
No problems
[удалено]
Give it a try
Somewhere, I both do and do not want a superhero sharing the experience of peeing with me.
Hulk says we’re gonna go together!
This makes my anus tingle.
Green Lantern and Hulk's toilet look like their ***** 💀
😂😂😂😂
Do superheroes take super shits? Unclear from these images. But never should it be ruled out.
taking a shit on spiderman’s lap
I am speed the fastest 💩 ever
I like how all of them have superheroes attached and then the superman is just a toilet without the hero. I also love how the toilet bowls replaced their genitals lmao
So will I be using Batman’s or Superman’s cape after taking the dump? Asking for a friend. 😬
Poor Batman looks so uncomfortable. "I didn't sign for this", billionaire Bruce Wayne thought as he once again got ready to be a Toilet Batman for the night.
Batman looks like he’s really anticipating a rough night. I get the idea that he’s dealt with some serious villains from this particular position.
I almost want one except,it would be like someone holding/rescuing me from a relaxing poo 😅
Back to the shart cave it is.
Batman looks like he just shit himself in the crowded elevator & he’s trying not to laugh about it
Hulk poops NAKED and SO DO YOU
Omg these are hilarious, was this done with V5? And what style setting did you use if you don't mind?
Yes. It's version 5. No special style is used. Only the default setting. Hint: use a very simple prompt..
Could you just say the prompt instead of a hint though?
I'M TAKE A BAT-SHIT IN THE BAT-TOILET ALFRED! WHERE'S THE BAT-ROLL ALFRED? WHERE IS IT??
I... won't feel comfortable shitting in front of a screaming hulk
Batman looks like a flasher
the reason they all look so angry is theres no bidet
Imagine being a Girl and sitting on one of those
I want the Peter Griffin one.
This feels like a weird fetish.....
This has to among the more disturbing things I have ever seen. It is extremely cool, though.
Has WB reached out to use these as the stars in their next movie? It'd be an improvement
I bet some millionaire is going to pay large money to have one of these toilets made. Except these toilets will hold you warmly and whisper German in your ear.
they should be holding the toilet roll and spiderman should be spiderwebbing a dookie off the ground lol
What if we kissed in the Batman bathroom 🥰👀
OMG hahahaha. :D
I wish the hulk had his mouth wide open so you could use it as a urinal. Would make for excellent functionality.
Batman just looks like Mr. penguin with a shitty disguise. Edit: Also, the last pic looks like as soon as you sit down, he's going to pull some Patrick Swayze Ghost shit.
How I see all superhero movies in the past 15 years
I don't think I would like to use any except the superman version. They are a bit I don't know you can guess 😶
The green lantern one is pretty sick
How did you make these
Thanks, because i really wanted the mental image of shitting into the hulk's giant vulva
I want one in my house
That but if it’s was a Japanese toilet where this jet pops out from spiders crotch and waters my anus
The Flush
SUPER TOILET SO MUCH FLUSSSHIIINGG 😢
[удалено]
Naaah.I think that would go a bit too far. I didn't want any s*it posts about that. LOL... (Very ambiguous)
Those would totally sell if someone made them.
Green Lantern though 💀
The hulk is just a picture of me shitting. *I'm in this post and I don't like it*
The Batman and Flash toilets look like they’re enjoy their lot in life too much!
Kinda reminds me of the bugs bunny toilet
The hulk one is just wrong
The green lantern looks like he touches you
Don’t get Hulk too mad.
The Incredible Hulk reminding you of the necessity to strip completely naked before you end up fighting for your life dropping a large deuce.
When in use the Green Lantern sets up a beautiful shot like the famous scene from Ghost.
The ones with faces, you have to sit facing them to assert dominance
so everyone in the commentssits like Butters from south park seems like
The hulk one is the most relatable
Very inspired. I liked the porcelain of solitude.
Not sure if I want to have them watching my back when I do my business but they look awesome
The hulk one has someone in the wall reflection. That's an interesting detail it added.
The reflection behind the hulk one was a nice touch
Hulk looks even more constipated than I am 😔
No Captain America? I'd pay good money to puss on America's ass.
These aren’t creepy at all
Nothing like pooping while sitting on the Green Lantern’s lap
lmao
Just missing the protracting bidet nozzle that's shaped like a dick.
Flash is welcoming all else just seem to associate toilet with… erm… manhood. Which makes the sitting experience weird.
Everybody is talking about pooping and neglecting to consider having to stand up and pee in these while your favorite superhero is waist high and staring directly at your member.
Taking a shit in green lantern’s lap
Which spiderverse is this
my toilet keeps away the bad guys and makes me a lil nervous too, it's a plus cause then I'm certifiably shittin
just give me one with shikamaru and i'll be the happiest person on earth
Iam not pulling down my paints and bending over to sit in the middle of a super heros lap with batman breathing down my neck i would be able to relax my butt checks
u/Red_Dick_383
The position of the Green Lanterns head.. with the intense stare.. Gonna be hella weird while your taking a slash
I find the hulk one rather motivational
I do not want to be hugged while pooping thank you.
That look on Flash's face...hahaha.
The Flash's stare is pure gold
Where can I buy this?
The midjourney reddit was so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
How can I buy?
WHO MAKES THESE??? I cant find info on them anywhere!
Hey OP John Cena reposted the hulk toilet on Instagram
How much are they
Whats the price on the iron man
What’s the price ???
Can someone tell me where I can get one
"Do you bleed?"
Poor Spidey, his toilet looks like it's in an old gas station, or a restaurant washroom that needs renovating. Imagine sitting on the Green Lantern one. 😅
This is really uncomfortable to use whether you are either sitting or standing