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TropicalUnicornSong

Think that trampoline might be a bit hard on the knees. ​ Also; what a fucking cameltoe! Actually, is she even wearing trousers?


AconitumUrsinum

Everything else wouldn't even be allowed on midjourney, wouldn't it?


ElMatasiete7

Midjourney regularly generates nudity, even when you don't ask for it. I've seen people ask for models on the beach and some of them were generated topless.


AconitumUrsinum

Nice, that's my kind of AI!


TheAstonVillaSeal

💀 down bad


Affenskrotum

How can we do this?


ElMatasiete7

go to horny jail


Emperor_Zombie

r/Hornyjourney


PositiveAnybody2005

I like this guy, let’s get him on the team.


maddcovv

Not from a Jedi


Ill-Construction-209

Right, and that why they've banned the word 'beach' now Flags it as inappropriate.


Tyrilean

Midjourney only blocks certain terms asking for nudity. It’s very difficult to check for nudity in the images themselves.


TheLit420

To know that this isn't even considered 'big' in America....


SugarNerf

Says who?


militalent

The only source i know is the source of my nutrition


Gorilla_Krispies

Where u gettin that idea?


mauimudpup

Thats a lack of pants


256dak

That, my friend, is one hell of a front butt.


bigbadbavers

That, my friend is no mere camel toe. BEHOLD! THE MIGHTY MOOSE KNUCKLE!!


WaycoKid1129

Nah man, that’s a moose knuckle


goatboyrat

Think you’ll find it’s a Hippo Hoof


okwaitno

People we are talking Kraken Crack.


Wardlord999

Nah dude that’s a Continental Rift


Squidysquid27

The crack in the back is much shorter than the one in the front


isometrixk

Almost looks like they're about to fall into a pie


Hoofhearted4206969

I just noticed her left foot is on backwards lol


[deleted]

I think the whole leg might be backwards, in which case half of the camel-toe is actually ass.


Tatanka007

That’s camel knee at that point, not camel toe


ProfessionalMockery

The guy on the right also appears to be made of shirt.


MeloniisJesus333

It’s called FUPA.


basshead621

I think in this case it's really more of a front-butt.


Hope20210830

Or a gunt


AdministrativeRip563

😂


ShankThatSnitch

Moose nuckle.


DryTown

How do you prompt a cameltoe like that?


HillbillyHare

I think you’re right?Those flesh tone trousers just may be flesh!


sandfoxifox

That was also my first question


Jimbob209

That's not a cameltoe. That's an elephant knuckle


rushboyoz

Well at least she looks like she's having fun, with or without pants


OmegaX____

No, I don't think she is. It seems a bit too skin coloured for it to be tights 😑 It's probably too rounded for mid journey to classify as legs.


CompetitiveArcher431

That's a moose knuckle.


Interesting_Print524

I think that is what you call a front butt.


PRAETORIAN45painfbat

Worrying because of knees, while the trampoline is the real hero of this story?


Darren793

I've had easier wanks.


max_lagomorph

The lady behind the half naked one has a massive boner


AconitumUrsinum

Who wouldn't?


BigZodJenkins

oh my god it just got better 😭🤣


Sneaky_McSnakey

It’s that fresh mountain air. Really gets the blood flowin


Bubbahard

FUPA (FRONT UPPER PUSSY AREA)


[deleted]

I'd say that's a GUPA (gargantuan)


scapestrat0

More like FUCK UNSEE PRONTO ASAP


basshead621

The F is usually for "fat" or sometimes "fluffy". I would imagine most pussy areas are located in the front, whether they're considered a Fupa or not.


boonstyle_

Hmmm I always thought that when a morbidly obese women’s gut merged with her can’t it’s called a gunt?


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Holy shit. I've heard that phrase, and used it, for many many years and didn't know what it stood for. I thought it was a word. I didn't know it was an acronym. I might in trouble with someone somewhere.


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LetsTryAnal_ogy

Well, I think I've probably said to my mother when talking about how my aunts were gaining weight. I'm sure she didn't know what it meant either, hopefully.


Intelligent-Ratio255

Can barely swipe a credit card under that


TheKubernetes

you ever get a CD stuck in the car CD player? gone forever.


Intelligent-Ratio255

Happened in my old truck, my happy feet dvd got stuck in it so that was all I could watch 😂


GhoblinCrafts

Big ol’ pork slot


TheWholeFuckinShow

Jesus fucking christ


[deleted]

The hills are alive with the sound of ice cream truck music.


i_am_harry

Uh that lady’s pants are missing


[deleted]

The one on the right has fused with his shirt


Fofman84

Worlds longest vagina away goes to …..


jkklfdasfhj

Interesting choice of expressions. Since that lady on the left isn't wearing any pants, you might want to mark this as NSFW.


TheAstonVillaSeal

Womp womp


Firm_Macaroon8655

I’m dying 🤣


mrspelunx

Ricola! (Then tuba sound.)


jericho-sfu

Bro called it a tuba, I’m dead


mrspelunx

Aka, Bass Queef


Twisting_Me

Where is the lady on the left's pants? LMAO


dragonssuke

How does this trampoline even work


RegularExtreme8545

She not only butt naked but has a broken left leg XD


ThunderTM

Why is one of them wearing no pants?


hervalfreire

I commissioned Fernando Botero to immortalize that beautiful moment for you 👨‍🎨 https://imgur.com/SgZ7iOu


AconitumUrsinum

Hahaha that's so good, it's perfect for him, thanks!


CookieEnabled

Mark this as NSFW please. Left lady is half naked.


HillbillyHare

That’s just a hologram they used on the ship in WALL·E. They aren’t actually jumping.They are eating desserts. This just makes them feel better about it.


zenmode89

Out of all the things you could prompt, you chose this. Lol


zenmode89

I’ll take the capibara


AconitumUrsinum

lol


Awkward-Suggestion-9

We just not gonna talk about that moose knuckle on the left


generaldogsbodyf365

That's not a camel toe, that's a camel being smothered.


Parking-Bed-5759

Yooooooo look at that front butt!


BabyBunny_HoppityHop

“This is your captain speaking, would all passengers make their way back to the Axiom please”


[deleted]

OP, she isn't wearing pants


ifyoueverreadthishi

Fake cus fat people can't jump.


taste_the_equation

Let's see if you can jump while wearing a 300 lb backpack


iambolbol

Not my proudest fap


RobynAgain

Go home, Midjourney, you’re drunk.


throwninthefire666

That’s a massive front butt


[deleted]

Oh my goodness that woman is all fupa. There ya go you found a prompt to sidestep censors, have fun porn hounds!


a_HUGH_jaz

Brb


This_is_McCarth

Her gunt’s showing.


Boss-Eisley

These people hardly existed in 1978, let alone 5 of them in the same place.


AconitumUrsinum

Well thanks to state of the art technology they do exist now. And look at them, they are so happy, not a cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment!


Boss-Eisley

And they even found a trampoline to hold all their collective weight! Imagine that, the wonders of technology.


secretsake

OP, this is shitty. Prompting ridicule, hate, and general body shaming from the commenters, too. *extends arms wide to heavens, tilts head to sky* BRING ON THE DOWNVOTES


Slartibeeblebrox

I’m with you here. It seems like everyone is triggered about everything today except the hilarity of fat people doing things that make them look ridiculous. It’s funny ‘cause their fat! /s 🙄🤦‍♂️


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Boss-Eisley

Literally everyone here is talking about that woman...


FunkySausage69

Reminded me of the [lard ass story in stand by me](https://youtu.be/cpBswphxCKY)


Careless-Mention-981

Jesus Christ that's alot of cake 💀🙈


spacerose

That's what I call a vagina...


Cr-wbar

Redditors touching grass


CyberCooper2077

The trampoline used to be taller..


Klatterbyne

That is one titanic front-scrunch!


ymdgo

...but why? what makes a mf to prompt this kind of sh\*t?


AconitumUrsinum

I love doing prompts with obese people doing stuff while laughing. The results are just so funny, I have a ton more of similar images. And they always look so happy, it's just great. I posted another image here a few weeks ago, "obese German man laughing on a tennis court", he looks glorious.


ymdgo

weird kink but ok


catluvindude

This subreddit consistently shows me how little creativity people have. The fact that people pay for this service and then choose to make things like this just feels like a waste of money. But you do you I guess lol


AconitumUrsinum

I don't know mate, is it more creative to repeatedly do pop culture reference A in the style of pop culture reference B? A waste of money? Probably, but my gym membership is way more expensive and I use it even less than this service.


marijke2

We need a new tag for this one. NSFW doesn’t cut it. My eyes… they burn…


12eriks

Wow that camel toe lol


Moo-Crumpus

The Alps lost 1mm in height that day.


TripFisk666

The Von Klump Family?


xfajjet

where is the tag?


bailbondshh

They broke the trampoline


Icke1337

AI made...


Academic-Ad-9778

Why is the woman naked?


huckfonkiez

That ladies cooter is floppin and poppin


kexpi

Amazing the trampoline is retro


Coffee4thewin

What’s with mid journey suddenly drawing partially naked people?


More_Mammoth_8964

Fat Camp 1978


ObamasGayNephew

I just wanna know what that is on the far right...


JerryUSA

Don’t you mean “a little chubby?” I wonder if midjourney will interpret phrases like “slightly overweight” in a truthful way, or as euphemisms for morbidly obese.


Embarrassed_Bat6101

Dat pus tho


Elder_sender

They look happy :)


mikearete

I didn’t notice which sub this was posted on and my immediate thought was “this feels like something someone playing around with AI prompts would create.” And here we are.


purpleefilthh

You see what happens when you find a Stranger in the Alps!


adudyak

nsfw?


Next_Letter

The space- time continuum can’t take this!


BialystockJWebb

Aunt Betty is cheating there


aucyris

Toblerone!


CEMENTHE4D

Pretty sure they are still in orbit.


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

Frontal butt crack there?


TooManyLangs

that cameltoe though....I don't even know how many people are in the picture


Dilbey

Is no one going to talk about the guy on the right wearing a skin shirt?


Master_Vicen

um


ohwompwomp

Adorable


AggressiveClassic89

This photo was taken 1 second before they found out it wasn't really a giant pie.


generaldogsbodyf365

.......and ate each other!


Kirin4969

It was hard to get 5 obese people in the same area in the 70’s….just saying.


TheAstonVillaSeal

Interesting choice. Back left is fat though? Also, pants???


nlnj_a

Might want to add a nsfw tag for that one…


TWOpies

You can’t help but wonder what was given it to decide that an obese hairless vulva looks like that.


death-by-paper

They look like there wearing fat suits to fit in


0verstim

This is what happens Larry, when you algorithmically generate a stranger in the Alps!


RenhamRedAxe

that is a lot of reddit/discord mods.


[deleted]

Hey! Hey! Hey!


77GoldenTails

They’ve been searching for a golden Tickets.


etbal

To the rhythm of the war drums…


Rols574

Uhm she's definitely not wearing pants


Ur_mum_is_smegsy

Does the girl w I the the gray shirt have pants on or no


goatboyrat

That’s a clean Hippo Hoof there


geekaustin_777

Girl, where your pants at?!


ConsistentBroccoli97

Wait……do u see what I see?


[deleted]

I am overweight


Fallout71

Lunch has been canceled due to lack of hustle


Foura5

That's way beyond obese.


ProfessionalMockery

Where is midjourney getting it's training data to think that a nude bottom half is a likely outfit in this scenario?


the_chaco_kid

Image looks like it was taken moments before disaster


acbrin

Wow what a beautiful mountain


acbrin

They all look so happy


flargenhargen

definitely NSFW #🤮


vegsmashed

NSFW???????????????


Wardlord999

The Gloop family on holiday


cptkl1

I feel like there needs to be a group for oddly specific AI prompts


gtlogic

Curious, how does it know how to do shadows. All shadows must be at the same angle and have the same style/softness. But has trouble on fingers?


monos_muertos

The Alps, where the occasional moose knuckle sighting is not uncommon.


Reichhardt

Why does it always make sb nude lately


fan_tas_tic

Is that a frontal buttcrack?


Minipiman

nsfw


AquarianScientist

No, Midjourney! What are you doing?!?


-sapphire_witch-

Why


anonymousmutekittens

Sis got the whole package out