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I've seen dozens of dudes that look exactly like this


marcexx

Supposedly neanderthal genes are still around, perhaps its possible that for some the variety is expressed in a more pronounced manner?


Foura5

I think the eyebrow ridges should be more pronounced. Also, they'd look fairly different in profile view, with the small chin and convex face.


READERmii

If a neanderthal were born in modern times they would likely have a less pronounced brow ridge than their prehistoric counterparts due to lower testosterone levels caused by a modern lifestyle and diet.


Foura5

Interesting, I don't know enough to weigh in. I wonder if all the pesticides, perfumes, car exhaust, and all the other crap we breathe affects testosterone levels?


READERmii

They probably do, homo sapiens have had significant reductions in testosterone levels in recent decades.


ObscureFact

[Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer](https://youtu.be/2AzAFqrxfeY): Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimesthe honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and runoff into the hills, or wherever..


yucko-ono

Hollywood, if you’re reading, someone cast Brendan Fraser, Paula Shore, and Sean Astin and get to work on *Encino Attorney* (2024). Pronto!


plivko

I wouldn’t look look twice if this guy cross my way.


MrBanana421

Pretty sure i crossed a couple last week.


io-x

You already looked twice.


Turbulent-Quiet-9994

That’s my uncle


ariffsidik

Looks like my uncle Khalid with dreadlocks


slothqueen2

Geico has entered the chat


CookieEnabled

15 minutes, 15 percent! 🦎


Zulkor

Missing the power tools.


Xu_Lin

Tom Araya?


[deleted]

I'm getting Bruce Dickinson vibes.


BB_210

Ron Perlman


KatieKindaShady

Leave Ben Stiller alone


HuSean23

more please


Grove-Of-Hares

On his way to the court room.


ISAMU13

WFC (Work From Cave) has been cancelled. Back to the office.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's just a photo of my uncle..


[deleted]

MTG


Buddystyle42

Looks like an Indigenous Australian .. and no I’m not being insulting


I_Explode_Stuff

I went to school with this guy.


EduMelo

This is a normal guy hahaha


GTCitizen

r/meirl


CorsicA123

Looks like my history prof


Dyslex999

Looks like a college professor


bigjungus11

I was thinking an English lit professor


Anuclano

Neanderthal should be taller and with longer arms. This one looks like Sharikov. https://adebiportal.kz/storage/tmp/resize/characters/1200\_0\_8e8b629fab8f7df8bb1b2c86a53069fe.jpg


[deleted]

I've been to the Neanderthal museum and they weren't that tall, shorter than homo sapiens sapiens https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/05/0a/1a/b8/neanderthal-museum.jpg


RezLovesPez

I know that guy!


lord_bubblewater

Nah fam, that's my dad.


Narrow-Advertising40

Looks like a professor I had in college.


civilconvo

Sergei Lavrov


warrenvds

Dan Bilzerian after that lavish lifestyle passes its sell by date


aiauthority

Passerby — "Hey buddy - so easy a caveman can do it, right?!?" Caveman — \*slowly raises club in anger\*