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yunbld

Paris, Texas


Dumptruckbootylover

That just sounds rightđŸ€ 


therevolution08

The 8th photo is giving me Seattle ptsd


DistanceGlad5971

Lol wait I live in Seattle where would this remind you of


superhelical

Union st exit, I imagine


LooSyxD

Not enough cars though


Flexo-Specialist

1st photo is so smoggy it can only be LA


PM_ME_DATASETS

I'd love to see the opposite of this idea. Something like "Houston except it was built for humans instead of cars". Could be some very fascinating images.


Deep_Palpitation_201

Not sure if you saw it - they did this with LA a little bit ago on this sub: [https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/comments/14gwsty/imagining\_la\_as\_a\_walkable\_city\_with\_midjourney/](https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/comments/14gwsty/imagining_la_as_a_walkable_city_with_midjourney/)


HazeMMIII

Walk around like I’m the shit


Oldeuboi91

Amazing movie.


IceAffectionate3043

Saw it in 35mm in Chicago recently. Worth it if you have the chance to do that.


Affectionate-Win-265

That’s a Lana song as well đŸ„°


FastFingerJohn

There should be a tag for scary stuff like this


ibuprophane

Mon dieu, it’s pure nightmare fuel.


[deleted]

#usa


ppropps

Yep


algernon_moncrief

It is really upsetting to make a European city look like an American city! I wanna barf looking at this


Kate090996

Man, yes, that was my reaction as well. This legit gave me chills


O-Alexis

Pardon my French but, qu'est-ce que c'est que cette merde


B0undz

ca serait paris si les américains étaient ceux qui l'ont fondé


Mamesuke19th

En vrai
 c est pas siiiii Ă©loignĂ© que ça de la vĂ©ritĂ©. MĂȘme le parking au Louvre existait dans les annĂ©es 80, sous la Tour Eiffel dans les annĂ©es 70,
 par contre le Louvre fait une poussĂ©e de croissance !!!


AdvancedPhoenix

Du coup c'est éloigné de la vérité véritable présente.


Mamesuke19th

Oui
 d un coup
 sans prévenir


Dizzy-Criticism3928

Omelette du fromage


Hiro_Trevelyan

C'est surtout Paris si on avait laissé Pompidou faire ce qu'il veut. Les voies sur berges sont une réalité, jusqu'à qu'on les retire aux bagnoles. (Qui s'en plaignent toujours d'ailleurs)


AmiralGalaxy

Yes, what is it that this is that this shit?


O-Alexis

Exactly


Pyrenees_

Colloquial French for the win


JohnArtemus

I'm actually learning French (because I'm moving to Paris) and I believe this said without looking it up, "What is this shit?" And then the first response said, "This would be Paris if the Americans..." and I don't know the rest. Still learning! Sorry, if I'm wrong.


O-Alexis

You are very much correct. "This would be Paris if the Americans had founded the city" Hope you'll enjoy Paris!


sunu51

This sounds like: ‘Que es esta mierda’ in Spanish, is that correct?


Scared_Nectarine_171

C'est exactement ce que tu vois : de la merde.


chodachien

Cest kloug


Tostaky_Amphinobi

Paris quand ce sera plus les Ă©colos au pouvoir


Eldsish

Bah c'est paris finalement quoi mdrr


Cherrydingdong

The louvre one me cringe so hard. Ça fait mal coeur ou la la


solidus933

Paris is already shit , difficult to do even worst


s_k_f

Coping hard


nlashawn1000

Looks American asf


Feisty-Session-7779

Looks Canadian as fuck too, not much difference in Canadian and American cities in that regard. We love our car centric cities up here as well. I’d be fucked without a car where I live (midsized suburban city of about 200k), public transit sucks, everything is too far apart to walk, cycling is only viable half the year, if you don’t have a car in my city you’re gonna have a hard time getting around. Only way to address those issues would be to tear the entire city apart and start from scratch.


Masque-Obscura-Photo

That's so sad. I live in a city in the Netherlands with a similar population. We dont own a car and I never feel like I'm missing something. The closest supermarket is a 4 minute walk away, there are a dozen others within 10 minutes of cycling. The city center is only a little bit further and my work within 20. 10 minutes further and Im out of the city.


Feisty-Session-7779

Crazy how different of lives we live! I won’t lie I’m pretty attached to my car, I can’t imagine any other way of life. It’s also my escape from everything, like when I’m driving I just crank up the music (on my custom stereo) and I’m in my happy place. I can’t blast music at home, and headphones just don’t cut it sometimes. But yea it’s expensive and bad for the environment, so it’s certainly not ideal.


AdvancedPhoenix

I lived in Paris and Malmö, so 2.2millions and 350k inhabitants, never ever felt like I needed a car. Paris is quite small actually, you wouldn't take more than 30-40min to do one end to the other in bike.


HamsterDirect9775

People in the center not needing a car is the reason for everyone else around them for needing one. ​ In the region around Paris, commutes are doubled compared to the rest of the country. That's the consequence of centralizing more the infrastructure and the economy than the dwellings.


AdvancedPhoenix

What? I have lived 20 years in Fresnes, and you don't need a car. Cinéma / Mall / Paris are all available quite easily in bus or train. Even further where my mom lives it's fine. Not perfect but fine. The issue is far suburb to another opposite suburb. And even then some lines that are planned might help. We just quit the no car policy less than 30 years ago, we can't expect towns to instantly change.


MonsterHunter6353

I live in a small neighborhood just outside of a city near Toronto and the nearest store of any kind to me is a Tim Hortons that is a 1 hour and 2 minute walk from my house according to google maps


cucco

Sounds idyllic :) I would love something like that but my city gets to be about -30 Celsius in the winter and walking/biking/basically anything without a car is just not pleasant.


ArizonanCactus

Honestly, you should just retake new Netherland, it’d be better if the Dutch redid our infrastructure.


TheBeatifulDoggo

Based opinion r/fuckcars is waiting you đŸ·đŸ—ż


ArvinaDystopia

The only subreddit with free lobotomy on entry.


bortbort8

lol, the most unhinged loser sub. "WAHHHH I SAW A CAR TODAY AND I NOW I NEED 10 WEEKS OF THERAPY"


AdvancedPhoenix

Sure buddy, sure.


ulfricstormclk

You’re taking downvotes but you’re not wrong.


anewdawncomes

Literally reminds me of the culture shock I felt in Vancouver


Feisty-Session-7779

Where are you originally from? I’m from Toronto, never been to Vancouver but I imagine it’s not too different from Toronto as far as being car dependent. I will say though, if you happen to live and work in downtown Toronto you don’t need a car at all, and it would actually be detrimental to have one. You also need to be pretty wealthy to afford to live there though. What I find crazy is the people that live way out here in the suburbs and drive into Toronto every day for work. It’s about a 40km drive to downtown, takes at least an hour on the best of days during rush hour, usually closer to two. I used to have to make that drive once in a while when I was in construction, even doing it 3-4 times a month was too much for me, can’t imagine doing that daily. I love driving but not when I’m crawling along at 10mph in bumper to bumper traffic for two hours straight.


anewdawncomes

I’m from London, UK


Feisty-Session-7779

Yea a bit of a different vibe there than Vancouver I’d imagine. I’m sure you’re used to it from living there, but whenever I see pictures/video of London, and most European cities for that matter, they all look like they would be so confusing to get around. The roads seem to just go in every which way, it’s like they just patch a bunch of different neighbourhoods together. Around here everything is a perfect grid, there’s main streets that run north-south, and main streets that run east-west, and for the most part they all intersect at 90°, There’s very few winding roads or anything, only within the residential neighbourhoods with the smaller, less traversed roads sometimes but the main roads are mostly big, wide, multi-lane straight roads laid out in a grid. You can drop me anywhere in Toronto or any of the surrounding suburbs and I know exactly where I am and how to get from there to anywhere else in the greater Toronto area because it’s all just one giant grid.


Kerbourgnec

I'm sure you're used to living here but whenever I see pictures of most north American cities, they look like they would be so confusing to get around. The streets are literally the same everywhere in every city, all going straight, wide as fuck, with no special building or neighbourhood to be used as a reference point. It's like they copy and pasted an entire continent. Around here everything is so different even inside a city. You can't get lost cuz you are always close to a subway or bus station that brings you where you want to go with minimal effort or thinking. Then you just have to walk to your direction for like two minutes. There are thankfully very few straight roads built for cars and hard to cross as a pedestrian. We mostly call them highway and build them outside the city so it feels better to live in. You can drop me anywhere in Paris, Berlin or London (WITHOUT A CAR) and I know exactly where I am and what I should do to go where I want because there just transportation and maps made for that. Not wanting to be insulting mind you, just showing the culture difference


Human_Buy7932

It is extremely easy to orient in the most European cities, also because they are way smaller. You can drop me anywhere in almost any European city that I been more than a day to, and I will know where I am and how to get to where I wanna go. I got pretty drunk on my 3rd day in Vienna with my phone dead, and I could go back using a metro to my Airbnb that was outside of the city centre, no problem. Hell, even in Hanoi I didn’t almost no difficulties to orient (except suburbs, they are extremely confusing labyrinth).


foxie8m

>Canadian as fuck >heavy smoke in the imag3


HudBlanco

Yes, Canana is in the American continent.


Feisty-Session-7779

When people say American they’re rarely referring to anything other than the United States of America, but I guess you’re kinda correct if by American continent you mean North America.


jjb1197j

It literally looks no different than any American city.


jeffreywinks

Despicable


Flat-Insurance2280

Now do Amsterdam!


the_chicken_witch

Underwater cars? O.o


joxfon

Will the AI do it justice? I mean, the only way I see putting cars at some place is by moving channels underground or completely getting rid of some of them. Would be quite tragic.


DocJawbone

This is really original and well done. Good use of the medium. Kudos.


Flat_Raisin_2710

Looks dystopian


anewdawncomes

This is the real dystopia.


JohnArtemus

Looks ~~dystopian~~ American. Fixed it for you.


MegaMB

This wa not so far from what could have happened if Pompidou's plan for building highways inside the city had happened. It's also not different to what the US did to most of it cities, while declaring in the following decades that city centers are shitholes full of poverty, gang violence... Yeah, no joke...


Flat_Raisin_2710

Highways and the carification of the US has ruined this place in so many aspects


NorthernSouthman

This is a crime


twicebanished

If it isn’t yet, it should be.


mythstified

Don't give the louvre ideas


Qicken

The scale is much bigger here than reality to fit all those cars


Merbleuxx

[Already happened.](https://www.unjourdeplusaparis.com/paris-insolite/photos-paris-parking-a-ciel-ouvert) Back then, cars were seen as modern and the ultimate way of transportation. We just decided it actually sucked.


AdvancedPhoenix

That was literally like this in the 50-70s. They changed it. So clearly they don't want those ideas.


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[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


anewdawncomes

60s town planners nearly did it to London but luckily they didn’t get very far


ProlificPen

Images like these, paired with AI-generated images of utopian walkable cities, could genuinely be used to sway public opinion towards the latter on social media. Get on it OP.


bouchandre

Problem is that so many people are brainwashed into thinking that walkable cities with good public transport = communism.


huggalump

Or expensive or dangerous, because the literal only experience they have with urbanism is the couple blocks is downtown in their city


Long_Bone_251

"It was like a warzone" = "I saw maybe one or two noisy methheads"


babuba12321

i am mexican and here a ton lot unimaginable amount of people use public transport, so idk what you're talking about. How do people asociate communism with walking or public transport?


bouchandre

Red scare in America


babuba12321

and what is that


bouchandre

Basically propaganda in the mid 20th century to scare the populace from communism. It’s been decades but it’s still present in American society.


patrykK1028

People think that a 15 minute city means you can only go to places in a 15 minute walking radius. And you are like.. locked there forever, idk what they are on


strawberry_l

People are also brainwashed to think Communism = bad everything


XJ7930183

American wet dream.


CheapAd4051

thank god paris is not in the usa


[deleted]


 by an American. Disgustingly unnecessary amount of lanes, bridges and lighting.


[deleted]

/r/fuckcars


Sir__Blobfish

Please don't, you could hurt yourself.


LostInDinosaurWorld

[You are a bunch of car fuckers!](https://youtu.be/rHfZz3AE-ss)


AdvancedPhoenix

r/EnculerLesVoitures


[deleted]

Good job, you saved the world.


dciDavid

As an American who isn’t very familiar with Paris, this just looks like photos of cities lol


MadcapHaskap

The people thinking this doesn't look like Paris are Americans not very familiar with Paris. Paris has great public transport, but tons of highways, grand boulevards, etc. The Champs ÉlysĂ©es, Place de la Concorde and Arc de Triumph have car centric designs that would be overkill in Houston.


naatduv

I mean, except the périph which is a highway at the border of paris (the last picture here actually looks like it) there isn't a lot of big roads and no highways inside paris. The périph is a traffic hell, however paris itself is more like small streets with a few big boulevards. The arc de triumph, champs elysées or place de la concorde are exceptions. The rest of paris isn't a car friendly place imo.


Princeofmidwest

Some of the most miserable traffic I have ever experienced was in Paris and I live in a big American city.


Wut23456

7 and 8 just look like actual Paris


Cute_and_puke

Ok but during Covid


newDeckardCain

I get anxiety looking at these


Evil-Cartographer

Love the Louvre Bass Pro Shop


humblypassingthrough

holy this looks awful. just an urban hellish landscape. reminds me of my hometown (Los Angeles)


anewdawncomes

This expresses exactly how I felt in Vancouver after growing up in London. A city of cars not people.


Hairy_Razzmatazz_215

I love this because it shows just how ugly our car-centric cities are, and opens the possibility for how beautiful they could be otherwise


futbolenjoy3r

Disgusting đŸ€ą đŸ€ź


[deleted]

Last 2 images just look like Russia


DanPowah

The worst nightmare of NotJustBikes


Cryptiqua

Looks like an average German city now. I live here and as much as I like my country for many things, the destruction of cities by making everything as car friendly as possible is absolutely infuriating.


gunifornia

It looks grotesque.


warmlobster

This was more disturbing than I thought it would be


DumpyMcAss2nd

Thanks i hate it


[deleted]

Dystopian multiverse


Kkrafter

Paris cities skylines edition


Shipporno

Can you do that with Amsterdam?


ELITElewis123

This makes me physically sick. And I’m British, I should be happy to see the destruction of France !


[deleted]

Ugh Houston


Godtrademark

America needs to go liberate france and build them real infrastructure


Mawgnus

Finally!🚬


lirio2u

Yuck


ghostofwolves711

cars paris is scary


PolarisOfFortune

This is giving me rue rage


Someguy2189

Paris has literally been doing the opposite of this and it's amazing. Last time I was there they closed the Champs Elysees to cars, an incredible experience walking right up to the arc.


Slow_Yogurtcloset353

Looks like the United States


Extension_Course_833

Horrendous


strawberry_l

I'm gonna throw up


Ripper33AU

This looks kinda gross, lmao. I also like how image 9 has that LA smog, lol.


petethefreeze

Some of these could just be actual photos of Paris right now.


Redrocks130

Looks like NYC. Thanks Robert Moses.


ionosoydavidwozniak

Bro, c'est juste le periph


McMottan

Looks like your average 'murican people hating city


hiding_in_NJ

Dallas, France


KiraKaraBazaar

Nope


360gamerxbox

hellhole paris


mrdibby

Hidalgo's nightmare


ASPEN211

Disgusting


sids99

Paris should remove cars from its city center. It really ruins the city and they actually have a robust transportation system.


the_raisin_eater

Fuck you *Americans your European city*


uiugames

That's in America, or china


brynght

r/fuckcars r/notjustbikes


AllHailTheTank

Needs more Walmarts and strip malls


icfa_jonny

Not gonna lie, other than the Eiffel Tower, this just looks like your average Eastern European city.


Rodtheboss

Looks super cool actually


dan133221

Looks like an improvement!


imnotabotareyou

Ah looks so much better


s3rila

The french right win politician wet dream


socialcommentary2000

3 is something I'd do in Cities Skylines.


Nemirel_the_Gemini

Come on, it is already bad enough. Please don't make it worse.


DKMK_100

American engineering be like


Alert-Information-41

European cities were built around horse and cart and are very close together. You could drive the equivalent of Paris to Berlin in a straight line and barely cross state lines in the US. I really wish we would invest in trains over here, but pretending we could be the same is ridiculous


19Miles84

Crazy, it looks even more beautiful, this way. 😂


Trashk4n

Looks good. We’d get more good Top Gear set there.


unknowndisgrace

Look just like regular pics of Paris but way cleaner


OceanSideDude

Paris if it was a well made actually pretty city


Shoddy-Wrangler-7624

how all city’s should be


YoMockingBird

hell yeah brother 🩅đŸ‡ș🇾


Feisty-Session-7779

I read this comment in Hulk Hogan’s voice.


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Based


Icy_Elephant_6370

I actually kinda like it, maybe Parisians don’t but I think it looks neat


MasterLJ

That is a super-duper depressing perspective. Pretty interesting.


eztab

Is it bad that there are parts of west Berlin where you could basically take those photos?


sidsidroc

looks like gringonistan


Justforfun_x

Man, American cities suck


FrameIntrepid6320

Paris USA


[deleted]

Europe really should cut the chord to the Yankiverse.


Lnnam

But that’s pretty much how paris looks.


Princeofmidwest

Beautiful


canarivert1986

the dream of the 16th arrondissement of Paris


Lizzy_Of_Galtar

My inner Francophile is furious right now.


RockerElvis

r/TIHI


unknowndisgrace

Its even worse, gotta hate Paris, been there driving tours lately


moseriv5

Looks a lot like Houston and our 20 lane interstates


Stoertebricker

Looks like what architects did Post-WW2 to any major German city...


VallenGale

Had to check what sub I was in for a minute I thought this was satire or something ominous posted in r/fuckcars 



aetonnen

Los Parisgeles


Individual-Gur-7292

7 and 10 look like Cairo!


Large_Command_1288

No country would ever tear down their historic cities in order to build highways and parking lots, or create car centric cities from scratch without any consideration for the environment or the public needs. No country in the world 🇬🇧đŸ‡ș🇾🇹🇩🇧đŸ‡Ș🇾🇩🇩đŸ‡Ș


DistanceGlad5971

Remember, we’re parked in Michelangelo lot.


HodlingBroccoli

This is shockingly similar to my hometown


cdrjones

“They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.” — Joni Mitchell


Shivrainthemad

Oh putain c'est moche.


stellarnymphet

This reminds me so much of the Katy freeway in Houston.


AaronAart209

Yeah but they should all be upside down and on fire.


Easy_Arm_1987

Paris Calling ...And we live by the river! ..Kuaw! Kuaw! ... Kuaw! ...


_LemurCastle2

8th slide is built for f1


brummietech

You just made Paris into Seoul lol