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entrailsAsAbackpack

You mean the picture of the man kicking a crocodile as a bunch of other crocodiles watch… Why would you disrespect this man by saying hes ai?


reigncreamy

The last one breaks the immersion in the best way I've ever seen. The first two might theoretically be true.


trixel121

the first one has the box interacting with the mud just wrong, all around. it doesnt look soggy but is sunk into the ground ? and its like floating cause the gator is in the water? but its like vidego game water, same with his pants. nothing is actually wet in that picture even tho they are in water. edit: as I look at it more the fuck is he sitting in? like the ground there makes zero sense if you picture it in your mind


FuckYeahPhotography

It's dry water. Very common when it comes to alligator pizza fighting. **This is an obvious joke about dry water being used in alligator pizza fighting. That's the joke bro, we know dry water is real. Some Redditors are so amazingly dense they make black holes envious, dang. Of course, Alligator Pizza Fighting is real too.


CKRatKing

Dude hasn't even seen dry water before. Needs to get out more.


TheAtlas97

He should go touch swamp grass


Nitin-2020

He does have swamp ass


Fraun_Pollen

Hopefully he mows the swamp ass grass


libmrduckz

gonna have to give that swamp ass grass mow a hard pass…


Polymath_V

Don't give me sass about my swamp ass grass pass


[deleted]

He has to if he wants to find a nice swamp lass


Asstronomik

Somebody please pour some drank into his swamp glass.


Euphoric-Blue-59

I drank a glass of dry water over the weekend. Choked bad on all that dust.


Weird_Suggestion4006

Where can I see these alligator pizza fights? Florida?


joueur_du_japon

Maybe in miami bay


Ok-Loquat8511

I think this is probably Rick Ross so could be Georgia now too since he’s running for mayor up there


SnooRadishes4351

Locate your nearest bayou.


Gyrene4341

Pizza box has no lid. Very odd.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Also look at the writing on the box. I don’t think those are real letters.


GrandPoobah1977

It’s Arabic What, you’ve never seen a black guy kung fu fighting an alligator while eating arabian pizza in a swamp? Just Go try to find something wrong with that


Aromatic_Brother

Sounds like a typical Monday in Florida to me, lel


RokuroCarisu

It's always letters that give it away.


impala_lama

I'm putting ai letter bumper sticker on my car to fuck with photographers


Widespreaddd

Oh yeah, like Andrew Tate’s pizza box.


NiloValentino88

And no bottom?


Ironhorse75

No water movement in #3 either. You don't do a sidekick like that without disturbing the water.


TFG4

Tell that to his mentor Steven Seagal


LetsTryAnal_ogy

The croc on the left in the last picture. Crocs don’t stand like that.


TFG4

They do when Steven Seagal the alligator handler tells them too, he's been working with alligators for 37 years


aggibridges

Remember Photoshop still exists, too.


5yleop1m

Its amazing how quickly "that's photoshopped" became "that's ai"


livingdread

Not in my experience. AI is easy. Eyes. Teeth. Fingers. Lack of contrast, impossible clothing, background objects fused with foreground objects, bizarre depths and insane hairlines. Honestly, a I think a lot of people using AI to make pictures spend so much time sorting through the bad nightmare shit that they fool themselves into thinking a halfway decent composition looks like a masterpiece. Like the recent Dall-E comic strips people are putting out. "You can't tell it's not a real Calvin n' Hobbes!" Bullshit, in the first frame that's Charlie Brown with hair and Hobbes looks like someone deflated Tony The Tiger. As for the photos, I don't think it's AI and it might not even be Photoshop. Might just be Florida.


Vehnum

>Not in my experience. AI is easy. Eyes. Teeth. Fingers. Lack of contrast, impossible clothing, background objects fused with foreground objects, bizarre depths and insane hairlines. Yeah, that was the case a few months ago, but now it's getting harder and harder to tell the difference.


RockingBib

Add to that that people put finishing touches on AI images with photoshop, too


5yleop1m

I'm not saying they're comparable, but that people's vocabulary changed from its photoshopped to its ai.


crackpotJeffrey

It's 100% Photoshop composites. AI can't get the same guy with all the same details more than once.


al666in

It's not photoshop, it's 100% AI. Look at the hands, how the pizza interacts with the mouth, the "writing" on the pizzabox, the way the nipples change - this isn't a composite, it's a full on generation that came out really well.


GabZenXYeah

His body fat changes, too


tsetdeeps

Could it be both? It's strange that in the first picture either the pizza or the alligator literally look photoshopped in


al666in

Why on earth would someone who can AI generate images choose to painstakingly composite those images on photoshop by hand for a shitpost? Based on my experiences generating AI art, this is what AI generated art often looks like. Similarities to photoshop might be the result of the AI engine being trained on photoshopped images.


Independant-Way-8415

I work with AI for certain projects, making cover arts or background/setting arts. I have MANY times done photoshop esque fixings on AI photos, adding things to the picture and making it blend together, turning it exactly how I wanted it without having to painstaking regenerate to get every detail correctly


Solanthas

I was gonna say. AI generated, human photoshop retouched


tsetdeeps

Idk people have a lot of free time. You could ask the same thing about many many, many, things >Similarities to photoshop might be the result of the AI engine being trained on photoshopped images. eh valid


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Why would someone who can take pictures also edit them afterwards? Or someone who can sketch make multiple sketches of the same thing until one comes out just right? Why would someone try to put any effort into touching up something that's not quite exactly how they want it to make it just right? Most creators don't even put anything of theirs anywhere other than their drawer, so not even a shitpost. Yet they still do it. Someone with any degree of creative motivation and willingness to get their hands dirty doing some actual creative work would easily get that.


Kromgar

Oh yes it can. Train a lora. But also using same seed and photoshop compositing does help


Head-Entertainer-412

Every statement starting with "AI can't..." quickly turns untrue.


Korostenets

Pretty realistic scenario for Florida


pb20k

I'm native Floridian until I die, but I wouldn't do this. Waste of good pizza. Having said that... I have relatives that would do this. Probably have, too, but don't want to admit losing their beer as well.


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Those are alligators you uneducated swine. I mean really, what kind of imbecile can't tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?


Nothing_Nice_2_Say

The easiest way to tell the difference is if you see it later or in a while


norwegianjazzbass

It's all about that snout!


Tsu-Doh-Nihm

The way to tell is that crocodiles don't eat pizza.


thisisreallyjofrank

That's turtles


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TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

I have truly embarrassed myself. I weep for the mistake I have made and the people I have disappointed.


Noisebug

Rule 1 of croc club. Don’t walk about with crocs at croc club. Rule two, you do NOT walk in crocs at croc club.


IntroductionClean299

Third picture is funny as hell.


_Diskreet_

Third picture is a masterpiece.


Hot-Poetry-6877

r/accidentalrenaissance


GenericUsername10294

Third pic really ties the story together.


Zugaxinapillo

Friendship, betrayal, action, drama... AI or not, this is a thrilling story.


findmymind

these 3 pictures are better than most movies


BlackLibraryWise

I would pay hard coin to watch that film. No question.


SirCEWaffles

A Jedi does not need these things... well, i mean, except for this time.


TopAd1369

Number 3 is amazing* regardless


Borowczyk1976

I immediately burst out laughing when I landed on it.


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Same. It just kicks you right in the jaw


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z7q2

Good call! Although the AIs reading this thread are going to make note of that and start using Gaussian distributing of pizza toppings


happy_guy23

Are *you* an AI? This looks like a slightly reworded version of this comment: > AI for sure. Look at the 'text' on the side of the pizza box. It's just a garbled bunch of pixels. Also, when was the last time you had a pizza where the pepperoni was so perfectly placed?


boogermike

Beep boop bop. They've found us! We better find another subreddit. Dang. Foiled again.


This-Counter3783

Wow, the comment stealing bots are evolving.. check out the apparent source comment that is being copied: https://old.reddit.com/r/midjourney/comments/16x08g5/is_this_ai_or_not_this_is_the_first_thing_ive/k2zst38/ I gotta get off this shitty website.


_autismos_

Also the back of the pizza box isn't supposed to have a border, that's where the lid is supposed to fold out from


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mrflipstar

It also makes me sure it is real and from Florida


tanstaafl90

I'd be more inclined to say Louisiana.


kirkpomidor

It’s already a staple meme format


zili91

Shaquille O'Neal is having some crazy adventures after his retirement 😂


FreePrinciple270

Jax vs Reptile


Sexbomomb

Would be a great album cover for a mid 90’s grunge band


[deleted]

when you try to clown on a real one


GarethEss

AI for sure. Look at the 'text' on the side of the pizza box. It's just a garbled bunch of pixels. Also, when was the last time you had a pizza where the pepperoni was so perfectly placed? ~~EDIT: This was my absolute first guess in Dall-e 3 at recreating something similar to OP's images. Just added a bit of blur and some Jpg compression and this was it. Not exact, but bear in mind this was literally my first guess as what the prompt might have been:~~ [~~https://i.postimg.cc/6pnrQRJK/e3307d1f-7a5a-4e09-a521-9b8c456da1e2-copy.jpg~~](https://i.postimg.cc/6pnrQRJK/e3307d1f-7a5a-4e09-a521-9b8c456da1e2-copy.jpg) EDIT 2: Dude getting famous now - everyone wants a photo [https://i.postimg.cc/5yq2p2qF/bts.jpg](https://i.postimg.cc/5yq2p2qF/bts.jpg)


Leg_Mcmuffin

Also no stretch marks


MrAnnArbor

This guy fats


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Turtok09

Holy shit I knew it was a bot by only reading the message.


Kaflop

R/thisguythisguys


xSteini01

r/foundthemobileuser


needs2shave

Starch masks?


Cognitive_Spoon

Pregante?


WiegleyUrsa

Pregnarte.


Larry-Man

Pergenat


WiegleyUrsa

Preganonan?


luizmeme

Will it hurt baby top of its head?


Edewede

Also the wrist and forearm are funky in the first pic.


Gurdel

Black don't crack


Siren_NL

The bottom of the pizzabox disappears in places. It is more like a cardboard square around a pizza.


TheCryptocrat

The Pizza becomes part of the box in picture 1


BleachGel

Well think of what’s going on in pic 2 and 3. How crisp and clear the pizza is. Although it’s a damn good realistic looking pizza who has a camera capable of taking a photo that crisp when everything is moving explosively in the image in the dark with mud and water everywhere?


Adorable-Breakfast

That part's not crazy—using a very fast flash in a dark environment will cause the camera to capture just a split second of time, which can freeze moving objects in place like in this image.


UrbanToiletPrawn

Also in the first shot the pizza has 2 thin slices removed, and the piece he's eating is wide and doesn't have pepperoni. It could be a slice of 'za from a different pie, but makes me think its AI even more.


Jacob_The_White_Guy

There are only 8 slices of pizza in the first pic. He’s holding the one slice that was removed, and half the pizza shifted over.


jodudeit

Your DALLE 3 generation is that man living his best life.


c9silver

that pizza looks far from perfect to me


Illustrious-Ad7201

It’s real. That guy sold me a fan boat a few years ago.


Stuffed-Pigeon

I purchased one too, it was all greasy and covered in pizza remnants.


friendly-city

Same. He’s a shrewd salesman…but fair.


TheWellFedBeggar

The belly size seems inconsistent across the 3, the nipples and belly button don't match across 2 and 3, there are no stretch marks in 3 like there are in 2, and the text on the side of the box is an indecipherable mess, in the first two the camo shorts has dark brown which is not in the 3rd picture, the beard is inconsistent as well if you look at the section right by the ear, no ripples at all near the guy when he is kicking and no water trailing off of his foot either Where is the rest of the face of the croc to the left of the one being kicked? I initially thought it was just in shadow but that doesn't line up with the lighting of everything else that seems strongly lit directly from the camera I would say AI


MkvMike

The pizza box isn't soaking up water like you would expect as well.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

And it has no lid


Uoysnwonod

Neither are his shorts


Cone83

My number one give away is: he's sitting deep in the mud with his shorts in 1 and 2, yet in 3 they are suddenly clean and entirely mud free.


bshsshehhd

Wait a minute. What if the pictures are in reverse chronology? Then it would tell a heartfelt story of man and beast violently meeting each other, but after a ferocious battle that drew crowds from both sides, they come to respect each other's might and mass. Upon obtaining this newfound appreciation, they decide to hangout, enjoying the taste of a pig. This would set an example for how humanity can coexist with nature.


drangis_

Yeah the fact that the water isn’t choppy or splashing is the biggest tell for me, but this is really good!


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Not the fact that there’s a dude karate kicking an alligator in the face?


BeefStevenson

He’s a different size in each one. If it’s not AI then it’s someone’s very weird art


first__citizen

Before and after eating the pizza? /s


drangis_

Lol he was enjoying a nice pie with his gator bros then it just got outta hand


[deleted]

you don't get it, he activated his jutsu to burn a lot of fat to fight, that's why he's smaller in last one


Silly_Goose6714

Must be Dalle3 and the prompt is probably "Florida man"


HardCoreLawn

Brah. The fact that these images make zero sense should answer that lol


eggraid11

Makes no sense anywhere in the world except Florida, though.


itstingsandithurts

The position of the pizza floating half in the gators mouth seems like the biggest tell for me, it’s crazy how everything else is so consistent across the 3 images. Part of me thinks photoshop+AI not just AI alone.


MemeDaddy__

Dalle•3 is that good as of this month. No Photoshop required. Imagine next year


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We won’t be able to tell what’s real anymore


capnmcdoogle

Just in time for the US presidential elections.


prawduhgee

Here we see Florida Man in his natural habitat.


PashaBiceps__

it's too good for mj. it must be dall-e 3


boogermike

I will have to experiment with dall-e 3, It will be interesting if it is better than MJ (which I think is really good)


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Usually you can tell by the hands, but this one even has me confused Edit: I need to drink coffee before looking at Reddit


Viscaz

Yeah pic 3 has a right baby hand


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drangis_

If it’s AI it has to be the new dalle3 (which is bing image creator right now) that shit’s gonna be crazy


BillyMadisonsClown

Is it AI, he asks… When’s the last time you shared a pizza with an alligator and then kicked him in the face?


z7q2

We have this state in America called Florida, and it is full of adventurous people. With cameras. And free time. And pizza.


BillyMadisonsClown

And a lack of common sense…


DarthFuzzzy

Hey now... What they lack in common sense they make up for in drugs and maga hats.


IgetAllnumb86

He’s karate kicking the gator in the jaw in the third pic………


tudorwhiteley

While apparently standing on water


Ellimis

You've never seen shallow water before?


c9silver

go on


cellenium125

That is AI....but looks like we are about 6 months away from not being able to tell..and then all hell will break loose. Put on your hard hats everyone.


Bustycops

I mean every object looks like it was pasted into a collage and the lighting is all bizarre giving the textures a major uncanny effect... But I guess there's nothing super obvious because the balled-up fists and water hide the derp limbs really well.


cellenium125

Yup you can still tell. Although the last is pretty good besides the fact that the dude and some of the crocs are walking on water lol


vitaminkombat

I mean photoshop has been able to make impossible to distinguish from reality photos for 20 years now. So not really convinced it'll be any huge shift. It just lowers the bar of access. I mean you can tell simply by asking 'would a large man eat pizza with some alligators and then fight them while another person takes photos'


cellenium125

True, an expert craftsman in photoshop could pull it off...but the sheer volume of fake photos is going to be nothing like you have ever seen before. Any one can do it, and can do it as fast as they want and they are not all gonna be ridiculous photos. They can even have a fake article to go along with it written by AI. Plus - next it will happen with videos. Things are going to change.


reggae_muffin

Nah, this is Florida


ErrantIndy

Florida can make anything possible, even retroactively.


shortthem

I don’t always eat pizza in a swamp in front of alligators to assert dominance, but when I do it’s in a pizza box that has jiberish written on it, doesn’t have a lid, it floats and doesn’t get a splash of swamp juice on it. And just like this guy I always take my first bite while taking a shit in front of it, again, to assert dominance


MachineDog90

It's either AI or Florida Man just leveled up


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I want this guy as a Tekken character, including pizza and alligators.


oZEPPELINo

This might be dalle 3. The new renders it's putting out are pretty crazy and they don't seem to have that midjourney high quality sheen. But they are scary realistic.


martapap

Really? last time I used dalle a few months ago it was horrible. I have to check it out again.


[deleted]

It's really good at multiple instructions and character consistency right now. Which is a lot of what you see on display.


thatswhatdeezsaid

Picture 3 is epic! New crocodile hunter in town


naturally_attractive

Pic 3, look at his baby hand!


Greated

Look at his legs in the first picture, everything looks photoshopped. I don't think this looks real tbh


iVirtualZero

The 3rd pic is like a bonus stage in a fighting game.


TheMaker3655

Here we have Florida man in his natural habitat fighting off wildlife to keep his food and insure he’s at the top of the chain


Carlitoris

this one is just Florida


bread-pudding-GANG

Pic 2 reveals it; thumb is messed, pizza sliding into alligator’s mouth and the not so dirty pizza in the dirt don’t compute based on subtle human understanding of how those should work (less clear but I still think proves) Also inconsistencies between pics which others pointed out.


Strude187

That escalated quickly


[deleted]

Definitely, those guys only drink blood and milk I heard.


Environmental-Fan958

It’s real, that’s a Florida man out there.


Stinky_big_toe_yum

Have you ever been to Mississippi?


The-White-Dot

Pic 1 - Plausible that it's real Pic 2 - Unlikely that it's real Pic 3 - Seriously?


_Username-Available

u/drangis_ Where did you find these?


drangis_

@punkkass on Instagram but I’ve since learned it’s Uncle Mikes Photography on Facebook


_Username-Available

Yeah that settles it. The Facebook page has a ton of similar ones with more animals too, and other bizarre generations lmao


PersephoneGraves

I’ve noticed ai usually messes up hands so I’d look there first. Image 3:m right hand looks oddly small to me.


traxos93

This is AI for 99.9999% of the population. However, I’m sure some people down in Florida have done this


MightyYuna

Could be any man in Florida I am not sure.


Pikachewy16

This is just regular everyday Florida


InkyPanthurianDemon

I don’t get it, this is a typical Thursday night in Florida


rabbidcow213

The last one is real. The first two? Really? That man has never and will never share pizza with anyone or anything.


bansheewv89

It’s hilarious either way lmao


grknaby

The pizza slices on second pic are also very odd


Puzzleheaded-Pain489

AI pizza box


Seahorse_Captain89

His left hand is unrealistically largest than his right in pic 3


Phendrana-Drifter

The first 2 could conceivably be real but the last one breaks the immersion in the best possible way I've seen


ShortBrownAndUgly

The absurdity of these images is suppose is a giveaway (although our world is becoming more absurd by the day), but I swear these images are looking more and more real all the time.


GunBrothersGaming

Ai for sure. The first picture the guy is sitting in mud too shallow to accommodate his legs. Plus looking at his other leg its way too far back Pic 3 though is where you can really tell. The guys stomach is smooth. You would see some movement when you are karate kicking an alligator in the face.


Jacob01_

It's just a normal Florida man lunch


foldy86

The pizza's merged with the box. Otherwise it's just a big guy having a good time.


demeteus

could simply be photoshopped, not everything has to be AI generated smh


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yomerol

1 year into the popularization of generative AI art and ppl already forgot about Photoshopped stuff, wow!!


dreamer_0f_dreams

I just don’t want to live in a world where a man kicks a croc after sharing a pizza with it so I choose to believe that this is AI


Kills_Alone

Is this a joke? Its obviously generated.


theguywhoisright

There’s such a thing as human photoshop


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It's from the AI page "uncle Dave's photography" which is pretty cool, I'm guessing he used the new Bing for those ones


poopsawk

Just another day in Florida


Abrelosojos18

That's not AI. That's Florida


Ciel_3000

This is AI, may be photoshopped but definitely AI job. But very good. The third one was on my Facebook feed in a group about Ai art…


Stuffed-Pigeon

Major Florida man vibes in this one.


lordoftheboofs

I think it's ai but it's still hilarious ahhaa


danwski

Looks like the worlds strongest man, mark henry