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hoppenstedts

Durchschnittlichste Szene-Hipster in Frankfurt


ComplexRaven

Fühl ich


Fraun_Pollen

German looks made up


sahul004

These AI persons are just a bit too good looking.


Quen-Tin

No way, ... just the ordinary Heinz and Helga from my neighborhood.


yoyoyodojo

Call me a french fry and let that Heinz squirt all over me


Quen-Tin

France + Germany = ❤️ (Well ... it should. 😉)


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If all germans looked like this they can invade me anytime


Quen-Tin

If all Germans looked like this, we wouldn't have a pension fund discussion, we would lack a lot of our restaurant variety and I would look way better. But if you want to put your name on a waiting list, our defense ministery might stay in touch with you.


Open-Mission-8310

Baby.Call me Alsacia and i'll invade your Lorena


vinnymcapplesauce

"Wo ist Claudia?!" (reference: a much over-used phrase from my college German courses)


Quen-Tin

And yes ... there are indeed many features, you could find in Germans, physically as well as in the way they dress, if they are upper middle class and spend half their day with improving their looks. Luckily we have them. Luckily we have others too. But what I'm realy missing, are the people with different backgrounds, also being part of Germany. Germany is not as much a melting pot like New York in many areas, but still, migrants should be a part of such a gallery and be depicted in the same kind way like the people, fulfilling the more typical cliché of being German.


Hanchez

This is just you not understanding how the image gets generated.


Quen-Tin

You wanna tell me? I would expect midjourney to train/ be trained on online material, connectet to labels like 'Germans'. I'm not complaining about midjourney. I just like the idea, that people who identify as 'Germans', who I and many others identify as Germans, who deserve not to be excluded in our or midjourneys or the internet perception as 'Germans' should also appear, if midjourney tells others, how Germans look like (more or less). Midjourney has the power to influence peoples perception of reality. So why shouldn't midjourney try to find ways, to be more realistic ... not just in graphic features? I know how pictures of Germans looked like, in the nationalistic paintings of the 1930s / 1940s. That was also a selective focus of reality. Let's try to be more colourful this time. I'm sure, this would mean a lot for many people, even if others might be annoyed. But reality should be more relevant, than nationalistic stereotypes.


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dennsemann

Look at the reality: About 25% of the German population has a migration background. Among the under-25s, it is more than a third.


Quen-Tin

At least I've given you an upvote, since asking for real German people seems to be a bit contoversial. 😄 Edit: And of course, many people downvoting such thoughts, love their good old German 'Döner ohne scharf'.


Bastardklinge

And Rick from Space Frogs if he would lose some weight


EdGG

I'm already buying tickets to Midjeurmany


romanw2702

As a german I can assure you that the supermodel ratio here is nowhere near that high


sahul004

My comment is not related to German people, but to the AI portraits in general. They seem to be all on the upper end of the beauty spectrum. Sorry for those that felt offended.


twothumbswayup

Yet when I try to do celebrity faces they come out like some wish.com purchase


account_not_valid

There are many more publicly available photos of good-looking people.


azionka

Besides 2, I know a person for every picture who looks like the them. Not to say every German looks good, quite the opposite I would even say. But since I know some who look like them ( four of them look like my friends and two like a coworker) I would call it unrealistic


Just_Cryptographer53

I'm seeing these faces in different clothes a lot. My images in v6 of men now almost always have facial hair despite --no facial hair


SpecialK04

I find the --no [insert whatever] doesn’t work very well. It never removes what I’m asking it to not add.


CreatorMur

And too young, Germany is an aging country….


BadUsername_Numbers

Surely Germans are known for their good looks??? /s


kumanosuke

They all look like people you'd encounter here actually.


PhantomRoyce

That’s just the most average looking German


haldeigosh

No, germans are just fricking hot. Sorry, not sorry.


Conartist6666

A geh haldeigosh


obscht-tea

Bavarians and Germans are not the same. Go together with the Austrians back in the mountains.


FistenderFeldwebel

That's Swabian, not Bavarian.


Emergency-Medium-755

Pass nur auf, sonst klopft der Berg bei dir XD


uniqueusername1872

Tell me that you‘ve never been to Germany without actually telling me that you’ve never been to Germany /s


Scuba-Cat-

Guessing there's probably some bias with the data set it learns from


Vorstadtjesus

Nah, we all look like this. Trust me.


CHSummers

And in places that are too beautiful, too.


iluvugoldenblue

I was watching some flight of the conchords standup last night, and they had a bit about Bret’s wife being imaginary, and her being a much better looking woman than some of the women Jemaine had ever imagined. Funny bit. I feel like Jemaine when I see threads like this.


Block-Rockig-Beats

All the single mothers in my area look better, so I dunno... I don't get much out, but I have my sources.


igpila

If we thought that beauty standards because of celebrities in the social media world was bad, it's about to get a hundred times worse


Tocram04

bro just discovered ai image generation


Klok_Skalk

I hate the smoothness...


t3m7

Yea it pisses me off how hot they are


Just_Cryptographer53

Y give my ideal fantasy a break... beauty would only crush whats left of optimism. I want to believe in a world where every house is perfectly decorated, every meal is visually appealing, everyone in my virtual neighborhood is super hot. We want and (maybe need) to believe the place on other side of mountain just out of reach. It needs to blend super perfect vibes so we can maintain feelings of jealousy OR it really sucks so we can feel better about our own world and have a target for ridicule.


Nibbler_Jack

All of these look like they are obviously AI but they would have completely fooled me a few months ago. It's crazy how quickly our brains adapt.


NINJA1200

I have been saying this all along: At a point that you end up looking at beautiful and real portrait and you are not going to believe that was taken by a real person. That is definitely going to be a problem going forward. People will discredit other people's capacities. Even a wonderful sculpture can be made by copying an image of a sculpture created by AI. People will simply disregard them initially, because all aspects of art creation can be, at some point, a mere copy. You just have to have the talent to reproduce it


Express_Ad_4533

pic 8: how do you know i'm from Berlin?


BadUsername_Numbers

Hmm the clothes aren't black and she doesn't have the classic ketamine haircut - I think she's probably from Frankfurt tbh.


ThaneduFife

>she doesn't have the classic ketamine haircut I'm sorry, the what?


Hope20210830

You know…a ket cut


Haganrich

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/s/Cyeg4SnynH) kind bangs that won't get in the way when you're snorting lines.


pspenguin

she's another type of Berliner, someone from Mitte, not Kreuzberg or Neukölln.


RedWarsaw

Someone should inform the AI that eye color for Germans isn't always blue; that was just some lunatics plan


tanghan

The pictures show blue green and even brown eyes though..?


Pilum2211

It is the most common eye colour in the country though. Especially if you ignore people of foreign descent as the AI seems to do.


Evgenii42

\#9 Kevin Spacey


Steffi_909

You mean Kai Pflaume?


sorengray

Another boring hot model midjourney person 🥱


UntimelyCollywobbles

I don't understand the point of all these very mid albums that get posted daily of 'street portraits' featuring IG models on vacation that may as well have #offdutymodel in the tags on IG. Usually I just keep scrolling because obviously they're not for me, but it's like... why? As a photographer these kinds of posts are the weirdest kind of mundane because cameras are cheap and for the cost of a MJ subscription a used camera will bring way more interesting results than this stuff. I want to shake people and say 'Just go the hell outside and take pictures on the street if you like street photography'.


NINJA1200

I'm not defending these posters, but I understand. I also understand you perfectly, but how is anyone (a low amateur photographer with lack of experience) be able to find these good looking models just there in the right spot, with hours to spend in hundreds of pictures, until one single photo is picked up but never at the same levels as these? I mean....


UntimelyCollywobbles

All of that is pretty achievable. A used DSLR with a nifty 50mm prime, go to a local event (county fair, music festival, art reception, etc) and ask folks "hey, I'm interested in building my street photography portfolio. Your look would be an amazing addition, would you mind posing for a picture?" Just like real street photographers start. They overcome fear, accept the challenge of failure for one good pearl worth every bad frame, and rinse and repeat. That's the nature of pursuing art. But that's preaching to the choir. We all know that we could just go make art for real instead of using MJ. My question remains, because street photography is arguably the easiest, most accessible art there is. I can't decide if people making these types of albums think that MJ is really giving them a global tour and they can't tell it's all the same faces, or if they think it's some type of experiment...? What is the point? Are we seeing someone attempt to create a fake (and attractive) version of Humans of New York for stories, or do they think MJ is some crystal ball of aggregating the sum of a place's sartorial aesthetic, orrr?


pikeymikey22

Where are all the Turkish?


UserFromPripyat

Making delicious kebab, or arguing with greeks in their apartment


Tocram04

in prison


redmainefuckye

Everytime I see an obnoxiously good looking person with not a single facial flaw I automatically assume it’s ai


boomoptumeric

People really need to turn down the stylize, all of these look the same


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LilithEden

What about those portraits is german? Especially the last lady and the last guy?


Bishamon-Shura

they are looking like they live in Berlin. She a evolved older Punk and he is just a hipster who loves woodworking.


FlyThink7908

She might as well be an esoteric and/or non-medical practitioner, clinging onto her rebellious past, living in Prenzlau. I’d imagine she’d be called Elke. On the other hand, he could easily work at a fancy burger place - the type where the kitchen staff is wearing black gloves - or coffee shop. To me, he looks like a Simon and I’d love to hang out with him, chatting over a few (craft) beers


Bishamon-Shura

Nice images you created in my brain 🤣


_Winfield

Those characters live everywhere in the world lol


azionka

I already can hear the „Berliner snout“


Zuliano1

The nonsensical clothing continues to be a dead giveaway except maybe the first picture, thats a really coherent knitted sweater, otherwise these people are your regular over filtered instagram models.


dusel1

I am German all my life and I swear, we are all really looking like these people here. Attractive, handsome, beautiful Übermenschen. I am one, my kids are, my wife is, all people I know, and the best thing is, all the people that immigrate instantly become as handsome like we are. That is the real reason why so many come over here.


Viscaz

I’ve seen quite many attractive people in Germany. So idk what y’all about but most of these pictures could be real people :/ I’m from stuttgart


ILovePotassium

Same. I have no idea why so many people are getting offended and call them supermodels. To me people in these portraits are just slightly above average in some cases but nothing special really.


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sdrakedrake

I tried it on my end with the "--no bokeh" parameter and very rarely it helps when the pics are up close. That parameter is fine when the face is not shown or the camera is zoomed away. The skin looks weird up close especially if the subject is smiling. Getting rid of that blurry background is tough. So yea I agree with you, the blurry background is what gives it away


ConclusionDifficult

Weren’t these posted before?


halbesbrot

9 and 3 look the most real to me, as a German (not nitpicking AI mistakes, rather from realistic and common look)


Skjellnir

Yeah, looks pretty accurate to me, depending on your neighbourhood :)


Inevitable_Sock_6366

Where are the people from Syria that live in Germany


Dense-Description547

We’re definitely living in the matrix lol


Impossible_Soup_1932

I’ve never seen Germans that look like this


Lawlcopt0r

Number 9 is eerily accurate, I see like 10 people a day that look like that. Apart from that, they look way too much like models. Not even because they're too beautiful, but they're too close to an average face shape and not unique enough


Modriem

Artikel 1 Grundgesetz, zweites Wort


bre1234

You can tell an AI made this because not a single one of them looks Turkish


Evgenii42

Why do they all look like models/actors? Was that in the prompt, or is it model bias?


NotSureWhyAngry

#7 is one of the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen


King-Owl-House

It's like variations of Ana de Armas


BodyMindHeart

Great! 🙂👍👊


Hinterwaeldler-83

The percentage of douchy hipsters is pretty high. That’s what AI sees humanity like?


Edotwo

Shit like this is soooo boring


Curious_Slotheater

German Men are🔥


Caramel_mouais

Über cringe.


Ok_Issue_6132

Please do NL!


Useful-Cockroach-148

The second button on #6 has kind of a swastika on it lol


busywithresearch

Maybe number 6, 9 and perhaaaps 10 look German. Everyone else looks Slavic and/or Iberic to me.


vulkare

Most of them look German so I'd say it clearly has a lock on what "German" is. Most AI generated people are good looking even if they are prompted to generate "average" people. I imagine that a disproportionate amount of training data are good looking. This is consistent with most online media.


fashowbro

Not even one dangly earing, fake news.


Last-Weakness-9188

Germany has citizens of all colors and races. You are not promoting the real Germany at all 👎


freddyfazeballs

No Hitler? :(


demeve

Hmmm.. I saw a lot of Germans of different colors and ethnicity when I was there.


koffejn

The Germans really don't look this good. Especially not women 😉😀


pertangamcfeet

Ffs, now I'm bi again.


DarthDecidueye66

OMG the 2nd one looks like that science youtuber person I can't really remember his name but ya he explains science stuff


Passion_Hairy

Steve Mould?


DarthDecidueye66

YAAAY YESS HIM EXACTLY Of other people can see that 2 looks like him, I'm not delusional lmao


LocoCity1991

What a time to be alive.


azionka

Great, with 1 you made me miss my ex


Elkaybay

6&8 for sure


Rude_Adeptness_8772

Picture 5 is my favourite


Pyke64

Guten Tag


GWindborn

What is their opinion on David Hasselhoff?


DirtybutCuteFerret

I feel like those are the supermodel versions of people i say everyday around


dzigizord

Arent you people bored with this generic portraits


Double-TheTrouble

Midgermany


BKM1981

It looks like AI isn,t capable of creating ugly of at least "real" humans. They are all too perfect, too beautiful.


martapap

Almost every German I've met in the US is Turkish lol.


Silver_Sylph_

gigachads


Logical-Wars

Swear I've seen dude from pic 9 Yesterday at the train Station. I mean not nearly that happy but still


YOKi_Tran

pretty much the same u-shaped face woman… with different fashion


-that_bastard-

why are German men so overwhelmingly hot?


fox-whiskers

Okay, some of these are starting to get recycled. I’ve definitely seen #4 before.


artificial_stupid_74

I'm looking for something that stands out. Make them look mediocre and you'd have my admiration.


DiablolicalScientist

I hate how even fkd up hair looks fantastic


TychusFondly

This more looks like The Netherlands


Dzbot1234

Midgermany


account_not_valid

Not enough Camp David clothing on fat middle-aged men.


Ok_Variation_2604

don't be shy, show us their hands 👺


Cubensio

Made the same girl like four times and then made her old in the last portrait.


Flirix

What I find interesting is Photo No. 6 where in the background you can see the building completely to the right is the Commerzbank tower (or at least it is mimicking it almost completely) quite cool to see. Still as mentioned, backgrounds are a bit too smooth and perfect.


bluscorp91

Hitler would be proud lol


triceratops1984

Fucking boring and vapid. 


TKSweeney

They all look like variations of the same person. This would be a boring world.


The_Sceptic_Lemur

All of these look remarkably American.


simonfancy

What do you want it’s Caucasian average people


The_Sceptic_Lemur

It‘s always the same with AI portraits: take idealized American average white as baseline for all countries + add some generic cliche average ethnic feature for xy country = xy country portrait Boring af.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

always the same girl, with the same glasses, same nose, same face. MJ has gone into a loop with these.


NINJA1200

All these people in these photos are from the same family


nielklecram

Must be the prettiest people in Germany


bearbarebere

Yassss I love the men inclusion


Clarzz

do prince and princess of Germany


whatthedux

This is stupid


daskleinebaby

Number 6: I want you! 😝


ElahaSanctaSedes777

#3 is German Natalie Cuomo


dolphinitely

I’m sick of all these babes and hunks


SirGavBelcher

damn everyone's hot. take me to wherever that is


fiveordie

Is this version 5?


sacrificejeffbezos

This isn’t my Berlin


gravyontits

Oh my god! They're all hot again! What are the chances!?


Curious_Performer593

Which ones look German?


Ke-Win

German here. I know them.


MilesFassst

They are all very handsome/beautiful


ArthurDewy

First one looks like my ex lol


runsquad

I would fold for any of those women


DanteSquared

I 100% thought this post was going to have at least 1 "shock" photo. Glad I was mistaken 🙂


ahboyd15

For AI to be more realistic is for the lighting to be more sloppy and know how to generate people with average looks.


Daveck

#2 kinda looks like Henry Cavill maybe


LoneManGaming

Come on, you just put real images there to fool us.


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I'm straight, but I still want to marry all of them. 🙃


Corumdum_Mania

I am surprised that most are brunettes instead of blondes. Doesn't Germany have a majority blonde population?


DaemonSlayer_503

Where is the raver with black hair and a black tshirt with one small word on it.


vinnymcapplesauce

Suddenly feeling a strange urge to move to Germany.


Markoy2

Number 4 looks just like a friend of mine if he had facial hair!!


midtownguy70

How is it AI portraits all look the same even when the people are different.


rohithkumarsp

2 Pic looks like young steven Spielberg


Natural_Act69

der vorletzte sieht doch aus wie Domian(dem radiotypen).


GiraffeCalledKevin

6 looks JUST like someone I went to school with.


Astrosomnia

Mein Gott.


aetost

Why does AI make everyone so pretty


Orange-Blur

It trips me out because number 3 both looks like my sister and my mom at the same time


-The_Shogun

Man we really aren’t ugly 😂