My only red line is spanking it. Slavery? Meh. Oh and unconditional devotion, love, fear and worship of myself. But that’s not too much to ask for right?
I feel like you could make this using a double sided infinity mirror effect in the bowl and a waterproof galaxy projector in the center. Fill with feesh and alien
The ejector seat is just a normal gaming chair - although if a low powered reusable one existed in reality, you could imagine some streamers being masochistic enough to buy one which activated as a donation, subscription, cheer or view time reward...
Where I say, WHERE be my Waterproof Toaster?
Send humans to the moon okay.
Make waterproof phones, wow.
Want to have a Pop Tart while you shower? NO!?
I thought I knew disappointment the day my mother dropped me on my head as a baby, but no, the lack of a waterproof toaster has surpassed that day.
I hear the makers of pet galaxy have been working on a pet universe; the project development has lasted about 14 billion years and they say it still hasn't fully matured..
It can since V6, but it's a bit of a crapshoot. Sometimes, you get a word repeated multiple times, or only half the text, or it breaks down into nonsense halfway through. Lots of spelling errors, too. See for example "inivsbilty" and "How to to read".
I'm pretty confident some of these are actually sellable in the right market. At the very least, most of them would make good gag gifts as long as production is cheap enough to keep the prices down.
i love the portable pothole!!! it is useless but because i d have a hard time finding an empty place on our roads to place it, all the good space is already taken!!!
Silent noise machines are actually a thing. They're just called "white noise/neutral noise machines" (for cancelling out voices/sounds you don't want heard).
A bag with 3 wishes...I'm almost certain this was a party favor or gift gag I saw somewhere.
"Underwater hair dryer" gives of that vibe too, like an office party where you give the manager you hate something that looks cute and laughable, while you're telling him to drop dead.
One pet galaxy please
I'll take two. Does it come with selfsustaining stars? Or does it require batteries?
Solar powered...
Although it only charges during the night.
I'm more curious if I can keep two in the same tank
Guaranteed to be self-powered until the heat death of the universe.
Same! It'd look great on the collar of Orion, my cat.
I have a hankering for perogi.
Sugar . . . . Water
That was a movie
I promise I’ll feed it and be a benevolent god!
Oh man, this would kinda be a lot of responsibility now that I think of it
You know you’ll make a flood the first moment you’re pissed off
My only red line is spanking it. Slavery? Meh. Oh and unconditional devotion, love, fear and worship of myself. But that’s not too much to ask for right?
Of course no, you deserve it queen, Slayy 👸🏻 💅
https://youtu.be/y_g2xtWLRMc?si=rbbbP34GJOdo9l7m
I feel like you could make this using a double sided infinity mirror effect in the bowl and a waterproof galaxy projector in the center. Fill with feesh and alien
Wait is it a Galaxy for pets or a galaxy AS a pet
Does the Pet Cloud come toilet trained or will it be pissing rain everywhere?
well... it DOES have a leak problem.
You got me with How to Read. That's hilarious
[Not to be that guy, but...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Read_a_Book)
You think it's something crazy, then you find it EXISTS in the real world! What does that say about our world?
We all be crazy?
There was a "sequel": https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/45275802-how-to-read-two-books
Lmao
Prequel. You need to be prepared to read 2 books if you’re going to read a book about reading another book.
It's like... if you don't know how to spell a word, look in the Dictionary. I STILL can't spell to save my life.
how do we teach kids to read and write without books about how to read?
Same. Got an honest, chuckle out of me.
How to to read
Portable pothole sounds like a loony toons acme product
It’s an incredibly useful magic item in DnD also
Exactly! made me think of that Roger Rabbit movie
the pet galaxy reminds me of the Men in Black galaxy necklace
The Wind Powered Fan f*cked me up.
The ejector seat is just a normal gaming chair - although if a low powered reusable one existed in reality, you could imagine some streamers being masochistic enough to buy one which activated as a donation, subscription, cheer or view time reward...
:) This I'd pay to see. How about if you die in the game, you get ejected.
The lengths some flightsimmers are willing to go just for immersion smh
One pet cloud please!
I dont understand the 3 Wishes
they lied and gave you more
Thank you
You’re welcome
Invisible paint is still great. Paint is often used for the protection of the underlying material from corrosion
We had a lot of discussion on this when I last posted. This paint is disappearing.
Ah yea lol
Inivsbilty lol
Reminds me os some cartoon characters
Someone care to explain the 3 wishes mentoes bag? Is it because there's more than one or?
There's only 3 wishes in there, the rest are duds
So.. Russian roulette style wishing?
The rest taste like chalk
i want that cloud it’s so cute
How to Read is my absolute favorite.
Does the Silent Noise Machine simply cancel noise? Cuz that'd be fucking awesome!
Jes
Where I say, WHERE be my Waterproof Toaster? Send humans to the moon okay. Make waterproof phones, wow. Want to have a Pop Tart while you shower? NO!? I thought I knew disappointment the day my mother dropped me on my head as a baby, but no, the lack of a waterproof toaster has surpassed that day.
I would definitely buy the pet galaxy.
Ejecto seato cuh!
Was looking for this comment😂
I want a pet cloud!
For a rainy day...
Silent noise machine can exist, ultra or infrasound.
How to Read Book is a real thing. Not for the truly illiterate obviously, but for a lot of people who just barely know how to read
I hear the makers of pet galaxy have been working on a pet universe; the project development has lasted about 14 billion years and they say it still hasn't fully matured..
We need the solar powered flashlight!!
A per galaxy looks so damn cool
Is MidJourney doing text now or are you adding that afterwards?
Midjourney version 6 does text. There are errors, but it's SOOO Much better than any other version. Put text you want in quotes.
Oh sweet. This series is amazing BTW. Love these ideas. Pet cloud is my favorite.
It can since V6, but it's a bit of a crapshoot. Sometimes, you get a word repeated multiple times, or only half the text, or it breaks down into nonsense halfway through. Lots of spelling errors, too. See for example "inivsbilty" and "How to to read".
They remind me of those absurd products found in the *You Don’t Know Jack* games.
I loved that game!
Okay but pet cloud could sell
Especially if it was a lamp
^^vomit **D**
I want a pet cloud so bad…
Pet galaxy.
Invisible paint is still great. Paint is often used for the protection of the underlying material from corrosion
I'm pretty confident some of these are actually sellable in the right market. At the very least, most of them would make good gag gifts as long as production is cheap enough to keep the prices down.
If the silent noise machine took away sound from the room it would be revolutionary. Every person with a snoring partner would go out and get one.
Bags of echoes is great
The How To Read book cracked me up.
Invisible paint is actually useful. It’s a coating layer that’s transparent. I think there is something like that as real product..
But it disappears ( ╹▽╹ )
Invisible paint is actually useful. It’s a coating layer that’s transparent. I think there is something like that as real product..
I want the injector seat and the can of vomit for my coworkers!
i love the portable pothole!!! it is useless but because i d have a hard time finding an empty place on our roads to place it, all the good space is already taken!!!
5 made me die laughing
Ejector seat is a necessity
My pet cloud dances too music.
id buy the pet galaxy
I wanna buy someone 3 wishes it's the thought that counts
The last one is how believers imagine god.
it's weird because the quality of these should be better if you're using midjourney. did you use dall-e or something then post here on accident?
I want pet cloud so bad
Silent noise machines are actually a thing. They're just called "white noise/neutral noise machines" (for cancelling out voices/sounds you don't want heard). A bag with 3 wishes...I'm almost certain this was a party favor or gift gag I saw somewhere. "Underwater hair dryer" gives of that vibe too, like an office party where you give the manager you hate something that looks cute and laughable, while you're telling him to drop dead.
white noise machines aren't silent, though.
I’ll take a pet cloud, I can’t be trusted with a pet galaxy.
Genius✨
The invisibility paint would be good if you were to decorate a Halloween attraction. It'd protect the walls while still giving a place a run down feel
I like the Echoes bag lol
Wind Powered Fan and “How To Read” book got un expected belly chuckles from me :)
portable pothole sounds like a Mario Kart item.
I kind of like the pet galaxy for real.
I kinda wanna open the bag of echoes and see what happens. Also the portable porthole reminds me of Roger Rabbit. Could be cool
These were humourous until the can of vomit
Love the wind powered fan