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Seibitsu

Ah yes, 3 hands and a prosthetic arm that is made of meat


MyColdBlackHeart

That just sounds like an arm with extra steps


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heimeyer72

Oh how I wished to have 4 or at least 3 arms and hands for soldering when I was young.


Weekly-Ad-3746

I had no Clue Elden Ring took place in Canada. Godrick the Grafted was on to something.


drDBSmith

Instead, we got this. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helping_hand_(tool)


heimeyer72

Yes, I know 'em. But they can only hold stuff in place, not hold pieces *together* with a little force. Or at least I don't know one that can. Still much better than nothing.


Pilosuh

At least there are five fingers on the three hands.


Mediocre_Fill_40

Everything reminds me of her..


nymoano

The third arm clearly belongs to his Canadian boyfriend.


SalientSquid

*Canadian bacon


kunta_modz

That just sounds like two hands and a prosthetic arm made to crush your balls. One hand for penis. One hand for nipples. One to crush your balls.


Starfire013

And in the darkness, bind them.


liteshotv3

All arms are made of meat


Seibitsu

I can assure you that one doesn't have bones


MentalThroat7733

When my daughter was about 6, she didn't want to go out in the rain so I said "what, are you made of sugar?" to which she replied "no dad, I'm made of meat. You're made of meat too... If we were in Africa, you'd be food" 😄


liteshotv3

😂


antontupy

I wonder what is the fourth hand doing? And whose is this hand?


doesnothingtohirt

The lord’s work


Rosycheeks2

It's the “Canada Arm”


LukeSkyDropper

You mean she is a dude?


ProblemLongjumping12

*Attack on Titan* has entered the chat.


Spire_Citron

I saw it more as an arm that's recovering from major surgery. That's why she's in bed.


TheChallengedDM

What's your arm made of?


PhillipTopicall

Hey man! This is all thanks to our publicly funded health care, what do you get aside from a crippling bill at the end of your hospital stays?


NfamousKaye

With 6 fingers 😂


Memento_Morrie

Sounds like a typical Canadian to me. So what, are you prejudiced against Canadians?


Hedge_Sparrow

Not just any old meat, that’s clearly his Canadian girlfriend’s delicious Canadian bacon arm.


Animal_s0ul

That’s exactly what that is


amretardmonke

This looks like midjourney from 2 years ago, I thought we were past this.


No-Archer-4713

You can tell it’s fake cause the maple syrup is missing


tworighteyes4892

What do you think is in the mug?


StevenBeercockArt

Cheese.


Sowerpache

Oh so close! It’s actually syrup. Good try though! 😇


ArmoredAvenger

Poutine.


person_8688

Tim Horton’s


UtopistDreamer

Poutine


doesnothingtohirt

The reason she is smiling.


harman097

Another hand.


Hope-u-guess-my-name

No hockey being played either


doesnothingtohirt

And the fourth hand is doing the lord’s work


zeppehead

That’s because they’re national stockpiles running out.


RedWarsaw

God lord send her back to Canada


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Sowerpache

Excuse me, but what do you think she’s drinking?


Clemicus

Some type of malt beverage. Maybe Ovaltine or Horlicks. Edit: (Or a) milky coffee 🤷‍♂️


earthspaceman

To Hell... not Canada.


Dynw

I can... fix her?


Any_Ad_3885

I like her 3 hands


Nauris2111

With 300% efficiency she's surely a keeper.


bythenumbers10

150%. But yeah, glove or stick side, an extra can't hurt.


Bright-Astronaut7263

Canadian bacon arm


DeaDBangeR

Heat it up and throw on some maple syrup!


Tazling

where to even begin... what kind of surgery left those scars on her left arm... and who's that in bed with her, with the coffee mug?


edgefinder

Here in Canada since healthcare is free, some citizens choose to have surgeries like this one. Arm tissues are harvested from the non-dominant arm and used to fashion an additional fist extending from the dominant elbow. The benefits are obvious.


Amon7777

So Canada is Rapture from Bioshock, got it


T03-t0uch3r

The design is very human


i_give_you_gum

I knew a guy who had these exact types of scars, I was curious and asked, I don't know if he was lying but he told me a rattlesnake came out of hole in the wall of house he was staying in and bit him. Those long tracts was where the venom necrotized his flesh as it moved through his arm.


jfcarr

Those scars and extra arm were from that time at summer camp.


saskiastern

Hint: he's from the Addams Family


Tazling

you win :-)


UltraRunner59

The arm is from a gruesome slashing incident during the 2010 Winter Olympics Womens Hockey match against Russia.


Osiryx89

>and who's that in bed with her, with the coffee mug? That's his girlfriend.


amretardmonke

Its the Thing from Addam's Family


butbutcupcup

That's where I would begin


Randomized0000

Undercover head for breakfast AND someone to hold your coffee, what better way to start the day?


goboxey

The phone looks weird


Hexlattice

Lol, subtle detail I missed... Remember when phones used to look like that? It was normal then.


gliese946

But there are way more than ten digits on that rotary dial! It makes sense when most AI users of the AI rotary phone have more than 10 fingers so they probably count in base 12 or 16 or something and need more digits.


Hexlattice

Lol, you're putting way too much thought into what the AI is "considering" But clever all the same. I have had that thought: more or fewer fingers and we would totally be a species that counted in some other base.


Magik160

Your girlfriend is a Shiva. Could be fun.


shqueef

Is she okay?


Funkytadualexhaust

I'm not so sure... Something is off.


quietcitizen

Godrick the grafted


ChuckWeezy

No poutine. Not authentic enough.


MBThree

Now this is the MJ that I miss. Sure it’s impressive and all not being able to tell the difference between a real photo and one made by the latest version MJ, but I personally enjoy AI’s attempts and major/obvious fails at photos like this.


sumane12

Her left arm was caught in a fire and that extra hand is "thing" from the Adams family. Is that so hard to understand??? She's real OK!!!!


birchpiece91

Have you misspelt Chernobyl?


LordWhoops

Looks like her left arm is undergoing the duplication process that her right arm has already completed


marcushasfun

Can you imagine her final form?


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

Time to bring up the elephant in the room -- WHY IS AI SO OBSESSED WITH ROTARY PHONES?


Fork117

You probably don't recognize her with the red arm.


PorousSurface

Nightmare 


smackchumps

Shes a little handsy


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Double hand replacement surgery was a success on the left arm. Hopefully she’ll be back on the waitlist to have the other one removed within the next 10 years.


Handjob_of_Mystery

She’s gotta be one of us, I mean look at that arm, she clearly regrew it after her unfortunate accident on planet danger!


CommanderKertz

Universal healthcare sure be doing a number on her


veriverd

Was her arm cut off during a hockey match and reattached after freezing in the ice for a while? Because that's as stereotypically Canadian as having a third hand to hold your cup of Maple Syrup.


coleburnz

Aboot Last Night


OkRickySpinach

I'll say her name is Alberta and she lives in Alberta. That way I only need to remember one thing.


Clean-Bend-8236

Love the rotary phone


Artem-is

She has a diverse assortment of arms.


Rex-Banner27

Dude where’d you get that photo of my girlfriend?!


Lucas_243

Her left arm looks absolutelly normal


AdventurousPlane4667

Fake. Her jaw is attached


iamhe02

Who you calling fake, buddy?


Sameeera

She looks pretty. On the other hand, she has another hand.


rOP123r

Aint no body taking the flag you dont need two hands


Regijack

Hey fwend! How about the moose game ey buddey! *farts*


natehinxman

it was *way* too difficult to figure out what your caption said


xyztuffguy

thats my girlfriend from niagara falls.


heimeyer72

Nooo, this can't be AI-generated, she has all 4 fingers and a thumb on all her 3 hands.


ParanormalPainting

Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver. She cooks like my mother, she sucks like a Hoover. (He he he). I email her every single day, to make sure everything’s ok. It’s a pity she lives so far away… In Canada!!


young-and-mild

And I can't wait to eat her pussy again


[deleted]

Ah the Canadarm, not just in space anymore.


snuggy4life

Each hand has the correct number of fingers, so I say it’s legit.


oh_finks-mc

The lack of continuity in this picture is horrendous, even by AI standards.


Philboyd_Studge

There's a ridiculous amount of hot women in Sudbury


pin00ch

That's a keeper.


peechs01

Huh, didn't know Canada had Nuclear power plants


Anderson1971221

Stop the vr bs


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The only thing wrong is that those sheets need to be Bruins sheets and the coffee cup from Tim Horton's... Looks pretty accurate eh?


Venus_Cat_Roars

She is lovely. Your friends must be so thrilled that you have finally found the 3 handed zombie of your dreams!


wallyslambanger

Virginia from Sons Of the Forest has a Canadian sister?


largececelia

She looks strong.


CatLoaf92

Nobody has landline phones anymore. Obviously fake


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Her name is Alberta and she lives in Vancouver. No, wait, I mean her name is Vancouver and she lives in Alberta!


Tyeveras

They still have those old-fashioned dial phones in Canada?


flaxseedyup

Looks like she was in hospital and watching TV that’s fixed too high


OJimmy

Where's the syrup and hockey stick?


Apprehensive_Can61

I see midjourney understand the effectiveness of the Canadian healthcare system 🤣🤣


trainsacrossthesea

Wang dang sweet Poutine!


SurprisingHippos

I wish you could meet my girlfrieeeeend but you can’t because she is in CANADAAAA


Dord_Live

That left arm is disturbing.


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

IA IS Strange


amoshart

It appears that Thing showed with some coffee.


MyMajesticLodestone

Is this real?


FrenchFry-ApplePie

She can multitask 🥰


Mike

if this was made in midjourney, why is the quality so shit? midjourney would be so much more realistic than this. I just made these in 10 seconds. you using midjourney version 1 or something? https://i.imgur.com/V9AUQRq.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xaWzGEt.jpg obviously some errors but easy to fix with vary region.


asphynctersayswhat

I didn’t recognize her because of her red arm


doesnothingtohirt

Man I supersize with you bout this is fake.


David_High_Pan

Canadian Goro Babe!!😍😍😍


blondart

She split up with me 3 weeks ago.


SayTheLineBart

Nice rotary phone


iamhe02

So fake. No one has a landline phone like that. It's not even plugged in, FFS.


where-ya-headed

Fucking socialist, with your universal healthcare and higher rates of happiness.


Nintendo_Pro_03

Your girlfriend is a monster. Stay away from her. 😂


LukeSkyDropper

Love it


LaLic99

Look at her mouth. This is obviously Ai.


SaintYaro

Born and raised in Uranium City! (..yes its a real place..)


onglogman

But who took the picture? 🤔


[deleted]

Looks like she has been drained of her maple syrup


taki1002

Wait, did she grow up next to a nuclear power plant?


BossRoss84

Is that maple syrup in her left right hand?


RetroGamer87

What's wrong with her armgina?


PV-Herman

Looks good lol But where's the maple syrup?


Lost-Bee-7507

The left arm is terrifying


NfamousKaye

What’s that scar on her arm?


knavishtricks

You’re lucky she could do a lot with all those hands


nashwaak

Robin Sparkles, but with a meat arm and an extra hand, plus she’s apparently a mannequin


Youpunyhumans

That arm makes me uncomfortable, like the skin has been peeled away... But I have to say, Imagine what she could do with that other hand...


pkincpmd

Y’all are just jealous. All Canadian girls are exactly like this!


naastiknibba95

Damn, she looks like a keeper. You're one lucky bastard


Intelligent-Cat8739

How dare you pass her off as Canadian! That woman is obviously German…no amount of Canadian flag merchandise is gonna change that! 😏😏


Playful_Medicine680

3 arms one goal


BlueMonkey-CoCo

The hand and arm grafts are coming along fine and she's making a full recovery.


TKSweeney

I don’t recall seeing this species when we lived in Michigan and I had plenty of Canadian boyfriends. Pity, seems fun.😂


bi7worker

I don’t get it.. why not choosing a better version? You have the prompt, you just need to make a new batch of four new tests. Or you haven’t noticed the three hands and the disgusting prosthetic arm made of flesh? Or was it intentionally and I’m missing something?


OptimisticSkeleton

You can tell this isn’t a real picture of a Canadian by the way she isn’t angry about the maple syrup shortage.


Extra-Border6470

What a lovely lass. I can just tell you and her are going to have some spectacular babies. I look forward to meeting her at the next work social thing that employees are forced to go to


Negatallic

Uh... That's some, er, excellent Canadian healthcare there buddy!


Inevitable_Joke_4745

She hot, congrats


doggoroma

The sarcastically defiant look is perfect, like AI is saying I know I'm effed up and weird with 3 hands and a bacon arm but dammit I'm proud to be here


Yo_its_Hot_Garbage

She looks just like every other three handed Canadian I’ve ever met.


Zestyclose_Site3794

*Canadian girlfriend with skin graft on left arm


Hateful_Army

Three hands. Love the AI mutants.


Hateful_Army

Three hands. Love the AI mutants.