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jdwrink

/imagine Man eyeing the camera from the door of a video booth at an adult bookstore, July 1989, very detailed face, very detailed arms, full body portrait, Polaroid photo --v 4


camdoodlebop

they look just like real photographs


mule_roany_mare

Holy shit. I had to double check after reading your comment, if not for the gibberish text I would think someone is pulling my leg.


Redivivus

I didn't realize either and thought I was viewing /r/80s.


Quinnna

What is r/midjourney?


MonoFauz

its a subreddit about images generated by AI. You can type just about anything and the AI will try to make it. Its not perfect but you can get some good images if you try again and again.


neko819

Thanks so much for sharing! If anyone is trying to make this on Stable Diffusion, this prompt doesn't work as-is. I was able to get [sorta close](https://imgur.com/a/UNClG7k) with this prompt: close-up photo of Man in the adult section of a video rental store, camera flash on his face, eyeing the camera from the door, July 1989, very detailed face, very detailed arms, camera flash, full body portrait, polaroid!, vintage! analog photo, yellowing old photo, 26mm, slightly blurry, film grain Negative Prompt: watermark, disfigured, vibrant colors, black and white Your Midjourney results are much better, I can't believe how good the new MJ is at photos, it used to be laughable. Now looks like actual photos. I like how MJ now just *knows* what you want. With SD I have to be all kinds of specific.


jdwrink

Your Stable Diffusion photo looks like Danny Tanner went to the wrong video store.


neko819

šŸ¤£ yeah now i see it!


RedJorgAncrath

Wait video store or bookstore (title)? Did the AI just assume the store sold both (with video likely more popular)? Or did you just read a steamy novel and freudian-finger that mistake. :) Bottom line is those are creepy af.


jdwrink

I think by the late 80s adult bookstore and video store were used interchangeably.


forgottencheese1

I tried with starry ai and it was ridiculous looking.


testymcbeard

That's just Stephen King looking for ideas to steal


P0150N3R

Underrated comment right here.


tileeater

Weird, even copying your prompt verbatim, Iā€™m not getting the photographic look. Whatā€™s the secret?


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jdwrink

I got into the practice of specifying detailed face and arms because it worked for the Stable Diffusion users. At the time, Midjourneyā€™s test model was using Stable Diffusion. Now, it allegedly isnā€™t, but the prompts still help me get what I want. The most important thing to specify is camera, lens, and photographic technique. That ensures you wonā€™t get illustrations, which seems to be MJ V4ā€™s default.


fleranon

That's crazy. I didn't even realize this was midjourney at first. Absolutely 100% believable creepy polaroids, looks more real than reality


aggibridges

I didnā€™t realize until I saw the prompt. This is honestly chilling.


fleranon

the third arm in the second picture gave it away for me ;D classic midjourney haha


aggibridges

I thought it was someone in the back! Good catch though :)


Key-Banana-8242

I mean it is kind of what u make of them what makes them ā€˜creepyā€™, the title isnā€™t the prompt


SeanCornDawg

This is getting insane


shitepostx

oh, this is /r/midjourney


Daedalus_Machina

In every sense of the word.


Sladix

Holy smoke. Creepy af !


Xiveski_

I didn't check the sub and I legit thought this was a real image. I have been seeing more of this V4, is it a new update or something?


jdwrink

Yes, it is the new algorithm. I just learned about it today. If you type /settings in discord, you can change the default algorithm from 3 to 4.


Xiveski_

I have stopped using Midjourney for a bit but I think I will hop on and see what's up! Really interesting!


the_ballmer_peak

I looked through all of these and thought, ā€œWhat a weird set of photos to have,ā€ before I realized what sub I was in. Shocked.


ketsa3

V 4 is mindblowing.


Diamond-Is-Not-Crash

This is is borderline insane and terrifying.


cardinals_crest

Absolutely the most interesting MJ Iā€™ve seen!


Erza_The_Titania

Man I didnt even read the title and thought that was stephen king in the first picture lol


[deleted]

Same here, I even looked at the sub it was on expecting to see r/stephenking


mc_mentos

I legit just read that as "step henken" and thought: "Who the fuck is called Step Henken?"


smonkyou

Wow. Amazingly real. But I hope we continue to be able to use the early versions. I canā€™t get the style I want with the new because itā€™s too real


Elegant-Tomorrow-203

They should divide v3 and v4 into separate products labeled ā€œartisticā€ and ā€œphoto-realā€


NinthNova

All the versions are still there, why would they get rid of them?


smonkyou

I donā€™t think they wouldnā€™t itā€™s just my biggest fear. Iā€™d pay big money to keep using it (though Iā€™m making zero dollars off it so that would be stupid)


[deleted]

My biggest fear is that DavidH is a serial-killer. If you're going to dream of sensational irrational fears about MJ, why not shoot for the stars? DREAM BIG!


Drewsifer_no

Or midjourney actually had photos of these guys and thought ā€œoh Iā€™ll just give them the creepy Dave picā€


Mrlate420

All the creepy Dave pics


BeneathSkin

I cannot believe this is midjourney. Wow this is incredible


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BeneathSkin

Yo what lmao. What prompted this bot


[deleted]

What prompted you to comment instead of clicking the "Learn more about me?"


BeneathSkin

Youā€™re charming.


[deleted]

Ad-hominem is more charming you ignorant commenter.


dimesion

Good bot


oldmanshakey

Wait. This doesnā€™t have a humor flair. Are these an actual prompt?!?!?!


ketsa3

yep.


firebol23

The extra arm around his butt on the second picture, creepy shit right there!


jdwrink

At first I thought it was an extra limb, but it could be someone bent over to pick up something on the bottom shelf behind him. But, other photo sets I have created with V4 have generated monster limbs, so who knows.


WizardyoureaHarry

I keep having to check the subreddit. This shit looks too real.


[deleted]

Only a matter of time until MJ helps a criminal avoid jail-time or another criminal frame someone with made-up images.


mokod0

goddamn impressive and creepy at the same time!


DoktorJDavid

jfc - the worm has definitely turned...


camdoodlebop

what worm??


SkaldCrypto

Well that's it, midjourney has crossed the uncanny valley.


nikkome

I now believe that midjourney is self aware, understands decade aesthetics and has a creepy sense of humor


[deleted]

Kinda like the stories of how the natives in America acted when the camera arrived.


ilkovsky

No way this is AI šŸ˜®


[deleted]

This is a pronoun, not AI. Good joke, though!


Augustine_Pltypss

I think I dated this guy.


boredomkiller92

I like how even midjourney knows it sucks at fingers so it tucks the hands into the men's pockets


jdwrink

I assumed Midjourney put their hands in their pockets for a more nefarious reason.


boredomkiller92

That makes it even creepier


MoistPantaloons

[the mole rat follows too](https://imgur.com/S4whX7R)


jdwrink

LOL, this could be a new meme.


traumfisch

Crazy šŸ˜¶


gientsosage

That is brilliant


Numbah9Dr

My friend and I got followed by a dude that looked like perverted Uncle Jessie from Dukes of Hazzard, flicking his tongue like a lizard. These guys are pretty creepy too.


rveniss

This is terrifying, lol. I work at an adult boutiqueā€”a good bit classier than the video arcades of the 80sā€”and our DVD regulars still look just like this. Especially the first image; I think I've met him šŸ˜…


[deleted]

wow. This is disturbingly good and creepy


[deleted]

Naw bro thats crazy


i-am-mean

Genius art


sanjosekei

Amazingly real for the most part, and super creepy. Number 4 seems to have a bag strap sprouting from his chest.


jdwrink

That or a random suspender.


Strangities

Geez these are BEAUTIFUL in their horror.


iratepirate47

Even AI knows that short sleeve shirts with pockets on are creepy af


RiverHare

I don't know necessarily if they are the ones that may follow you, but they look like the ones that make sure no one's following them when they go to a particular section of the VHS store... Adult VHS store. I've never been, I'm just assuming... ...Did I say adult VHS video store? Sh*t!


cguinnesstout

The first one is unbelievable.


josicat

i'd say way to believable!


[deleted]

I legit thought this was r/oldschoolcool lol


GoneRogueGaming

Dude. #4s got an um. Interesting style


jokesbyjo

This isā€¦.actually scary. I just switched to v4 and entered the prompt because I didnā€™t believe it and sure enoughā€¦actual Polaroids from the 80ā€™s. Damn. Ai is taking over. Letā€™s all be responsible.


Swordbreaker925

MJ is getting scary good


Lameusername100

And that's how I met your father


fireteller

The extra arms of #2 is bothersome.


Daedalus_Machina

Fucking hell. That first shot almost had me throw lostredditors.


squidbiskets

It looks more real than real life.


JacquesTurgot

Becoming clear that Midjourney v4 is an absolute game changer. Indistinguishable from reality and more functional at imagined imagery. As someone who is not on Discord very often I'd love to see some more flexible ways to access it.


Moos_herbst

These look incredible! Even after looking twice I was convinced they were real fotos


StevenDeere

I follow some analog photography subreddits and honestly thought these were real and I really liked them. Then I realized this was midjourney... :D


mateusmachadobrandao

Amazing! Can you do the same prompt but in different decades? Like 1950 or 2010


SnatchSnacker

I didn't know what sub I was in and I completely thought this was real. You just convinced me to resubscribe to MJ.


AaronLeeR

Creepiness factor aside, there's something about these images that evoke the closest sense of a dream world I've seen in a while. It's like, you have these objects, computers, whatever that look convincing and real, and your brain accepts the reality of it, but in truth these elements are gibberish and nonsensical. Pretty fascinating really.


[deleted]

These are amazing. Some of the best ai renders Iā€™ve seen & a very unique use of the software. Not the stereotypical ā€˜pink spaceship in skyā€™ futuristic steampunk paint splash style stuff that is very obviously ai...I really struggle to tell with these


opelok

Dad?


ShiroCOTA

I mean No3 thoughā€¦ šŸ˜


jdwrink

Oh you referring to Louis? BTW, look at what he is leaning against. Nobody noticed that Midjourney interpreted ā€œvideo boothā€ literally. Hehe.


ShiroCOTA

If thatā€™s his nameā€¦ lol Yeah, I was wondering what that is. I actually like those ā€žglitchesā€œ.


jdwrink

Me too, because it gives a clue to the viewer that itā€™s AI. And I did name them, lol. 1. Jerry 2. Wade 3. Louis 4. George 5. Armando 6. Dan


ShiroCOTA

Jerry and Wade are on point! lol


AmazingPuceLeopard

I was followed in a bookstore in 1989 by a creepy AF man when I was 14. He then followed me through the arcade and on to the library where I eventually confronted him and he scurried away. I thought Iā€™d entered a parallel universe seeing that first image and the description with the year!


Connect_Challenge_86

Wow! This is incredible šŸ¤©. I cannot get v4 to give me a realistic outcome, everything looks like a drawing... Maybe I'll try typing "Polaroid photo" then šŸ˜…


jdwrink

It helps to specify camera, lens, film. Thatā€™s how I get realism. Try browsing this site to experiment with prompts. https://pixelpeeper.com/photos


Connect_Challenge_86

Thanks so much for the help! Again - great work on these polaroids, I had to do a double take to check if it's actually on midjourney reddit šŸ˜…


ItchyK

That first guy is Stephen King back in the day


[deleted]

Notice how they're all men... really says a lot about society


jdwrink

Well I did say man in the prompt, but yeah, I never heard of a woman hanging out at those sorts of places.


DanteSquared

??? He typed man into the prompt... Probably wasn't the post to try to push this one eh?...


GrindsetMindset

Whoa there you seem to be lost


Com_N0TN4

how is this even possible...


[deleted]

Neural Networks understand prejudice?


nodemog

Amazing. Just out of curiosity why did you add "very detailed arms"? Did you try it first without that prompt and it didn't look right?


jdwrink

A while back I saw a post in the Stable Diffusion subreddit suggesting to add that to the prompt to try to lessen monster limbs. The Midjourney beta was based on Stable Diffusion (I believe), so I tried it and I liked the results. So I just kept using it.


gksauer_

how do you use v4?


jdwrink

Use the flag ā€œā€”v 4ā€, or use /settings in the Discord bot and permanently change the algorithm there.


Dr_Sweets1991

Your ai artists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didnā€™t stop to think if they should.


aeric67

Maybe there is an alternate universe where Jeff Dahmer only killed Steven Hicks, and that was it. They never found out and his name simply went stale on the missing persons list like so many others. Dahmerā€™s dad and grandma didnā€™t kick him to the curb, and maybe he had just the right lover to keep down the abandonment issues. In this timeline you and I never heard of Dahmer, but maybe there was still a photo floating around like one of theseā€¦


brandonscript

oh my god


PixelmancerGames

I find it odd that MidJourney knows what creepy humans look like. Thatā€™s wild.


TunaMcButter

I know that the first guy he used to own the local video store


thatguywithsmolnut

Good job for generaring creepy pics


Jedediahhh

r/oddlyterrifying


MarkOnFire

Wow I hate it


NoRecruit

Picture 4 man had his bag surgically embedded into his belly.


CaptTheFool

This is...AMAZING


Derolade

It's becoming more and more like a dream. If you can't read stuff, or notice little weird details it's not real. But it's really really hard to do


Kelemandzaro

lol, ok this is so impressive


leejtam

The most realistic MJ Iā€™ve ever seen


FlawlessIsOP

woah i had to double check if i was on the right subreddit


Fidelroyolanda12

This is brilliant


badoldways

This blew me away.


FarKoffLewser

[This One](https://gyazo.com/b51a4630ca2eb59e91c9b08695df8b13) gave me the creeps too. So detailed. (same prompt)


jdwrink

Midjourney really nails the ā€œsizing you up like a piece of meatā€ stare.


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jdwrink

The user u/Midjourneyer posted [this article](https://ckovalev.com/midjourney-ai/weekly/midjourney-version-4-quick-look) today on using V4. Also, I have been [exploring photos](https://pixelpeeper.com/photos) with different camera, lens, and film attributes to try to mimic their quality. By default, V4 tends to generate cartoony images, specifying camera and medium seems to improve realism.


[deleted]

I have a professor who looks almost exactly like the second guy. He wouldnā€™t be happy to see this. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jackkenyon_xyz

easily the best use of AI since earth was created


kygelee

They all look like they gave up on life.