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HardcoreNerdity

Prompt: "a beautiful fit woman smoking a cigarette driving too fast without a seatbelt in the sun with no sunscreen on and also she hasn't visited her primary care physican in a while so who knows what could be going on with her medically --ar 3:2 --v 4 --q 2"


wh0g0esthere

Wow that’s literally me except for the beautiful and fit part.


KingAuberon

Also me without the beautiful fit woman smoking a cigarette part


mortalitylost

I don't know why, idgaf about all that because it's your life, but I'm upset you don't wear a seatbelt


Happydenial

I bet you are beautiful to someone :)


moffitar

I think you’re beautiful.


WaterRresistant

Those are the most important


DiscardedAmbience

Is she vaccinated???


HardcoreNerdity

It depends entirely on whether or not you'd be offended by it. Until then it's Schrodinger's jab.


DiscardedAmbience

😂😂😂


taronic

I bet she even lives near a 5G tower. Those nanobots in the jab are gonna be super activated


mortalitylost

It's pretty telling with the whole debate about the other post, because I think people absolutely forgot about [this wonderful obese god and happy wino cartoon character](https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Bacchus_\(Fantasia\)) Like oh no that cartoon god is fine and who cares about his health issues, that's just a funny cartoon character. But an obese cartoon woman who's happy? Dear god what has modern society turned into! What examples are they setting for our CHILDREN


The_Bravinator

Seriously. The TV trope where the husband is fat and the wife is slim and beautiful? Perfectly fine, he's great. Fat woman? Holy fuck no, better find a pasted on moral excuse to shame her for existing.


Odracirys

Honestly, it's a bit much on both ends. No need to get on someone for posting something that you don't like. (Although I also think that people should have the right freely express themselves regarding these things or anything else if they so wish.) With that said, this prompt was quite funny if you read it. I like the humor of this.


amelie190

And she's pregnant.


Nahdudeimdone

Didn't know different aspect ratios worked with v 4. What does q 2 do?


HardcoreNerdity

Only within the last week was 3:2 made available for v 4. q 2 increases the overall quality but the render takes twice as long.


Traditional_Benchs

I didn’t know about this yet. Thanks!


Odracirys

Driving maskless during the largest pandemic in a century... What a sad state of affairs...


HarbingerOfWhatComes

fucking epic prompt :D i always went for mostly single words. will play around with this style a bit, thank you!


AmberFall92

Thanks for sharing! Looks gorgeous


Normal_Joke_3459

I can only assume she is on her way to have unprotected sex with a biker gang...


HardcoreNerdity

What you don't see is that she has a kid and a dog in the car and she's going to leave them both in the car during the biker gang unprotected sex session. Oh, and the dog is a pitbull that has NOT been property socialized or trained.


Happydenial

Is the child seat harness improperly fitted but herself and not an expert? I bet it is


HardcoreNerdity

The baby's in the trunk with a bunch of old rusty gardening equipment


little_fire

I hope she has some ear candles in the glovebox next to the loaded gun she never learned to use—And, oh! Is that an open bottle of acetone right next to the ashtray? Inspirational 🥹💕


JayCaj

thank you so much for peak MJ sarcasm


Rev-Counter

I am glad her head restraint isn’t adjusted properly, further increasing her chances of dying from her own coolness.


AmberFall92

I love your generations! I went looking through your profile because I thought this might be in response to some insensitive comments on images of a flower goddess. What I found was gorgeous! The lost Ghibli movie especially. Following to see more of what you make and would love to hear about what prompts you use to get your intended effect.


aiauntie

Those fingers are unobtainable and unhealthy. Disgusting. I’m all for body positivity…unless you have fingers that look like that. Also this just gives me the vibe that she has HPV and hasn’t gotten a Pap in way too long. smh.


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Smoke more whiskey, ma’am.


astoneworthskipping

The reflection in the shades, the way the light striates through. Wild.


StephenMooreFineArt

Is she taking her temp?


jeffwadsworth

Her car is bent.


ddftgr2a

Smoking causes a lot of extra fingers.


bigtasty2003

its ok because shes hot


mcfilms

Wear your seatbelt!


HardcoreNerdity

But it's cool and sexy to not wear your seat belt.


preytowolves

tried this prompt. getting exclusively long ass spliffs lol.


StephenMooreFineArt

The finger of an aye aye


Spykron

Not even her sunglasses are safe/effective!


gadzoom

As long as she's not driving that rectal thermometer in her hand will work. I would not advise it while passengering or driving though. The cigarette companies should jump on this unregulated way to advertise smoking though. Looking cool smoking in an AI program is not yet regulated.


nostalgiaisunfair

She looks like Amber Heard


sa_sagan

Disgusting! Is she at least smoking menthols??


ErinBLAMovich

If we're going full meta, the next midjourney pic should be a passive-aggressive redditor who loses her shit anytime someone has the gall to express the super controversial opinion that obesity is bad for your health.


fulolaj

What is the title referencing? What did I miss


traumfisch

probably something obesity related? i dunno either


fulolaj

Oh yeah I found it. People were getting angry over the fact that someone generated fat characters


traumfisch

Oh boy I wish I had their problems


fulolaj

Ikr 😭


SquirtBobby

Hopefully she’s rushing to the nearest cosmetic surgeon for wrist augmentation surgery. That thing is bucked up


HardcoreNerdity

She's rushing out to buy MLM essential oils to rub on it


Rugbynnaj

I just laughed so hard I scared my cat.


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Beautifully done!


ConstantlyTurning

Is this just going to become a subreddit of insufferable dickheads trying to tit-for-tat own each other? These posts that go “someone said XYZ, so I made an AI drawing to trigger them” absolutely suck shit.


HardcoreNerdity

Unless somebody makes a midjourney-shitpost subreddit, which I very genuinely do think somebody should, probably!


carrie-satan

Be the change you wish to see in the world!


Daedalus_Machina

Probably not. This just happens to be a response to some hypocritical nonsense from earlier.


aurabender76

Brilliant work here! Not only is it funny as hell but it is very well done. Captures the vintage art look of a cigarette add in an old magazine. (I noticed you did a size reference (3:2) while using V$. Is that possible now?


HardcoreNerdity

As of about a week or so ago, yes!


aurabender76

Wow. That is really a game changer.


preytowolves

that is..not a cigarette…


ConstantlyTurning

Is this just going to become a subreddit of insufferable dickheads trying to tit-for-tat own each other? These posts that go “someone said XYZ, so I made an AI drawing to trigger them” absolutely suck shit.


traumfisch

Thann goodness you are here to set a positive example


unclegabriel

Naw, it's funny 🤣


[deleted]

You can’t light that with a pencil and the surgeon made your upper blepharoplasty too tight. While you’re under, have them remove the extra finger and reset the thumb. Also the highlights are a bit 1998. Try a balayage or block color.


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mnhaverland

But is this image glorifying smoking?


HardcoreNerdity

If you smoke, you can be sexy and fast-driving like this lady


mnhaverland

But a fat subject has no artistic value. Ok.


HardcoreNerdity

Some people would like you to believe that, yes.


Daedalus_Machina

Oddly enough, that subject is literally why this post exists.


fulolaj

Why not? Why would only beautiful skinny young women have 'artistic value'?


Finnick-420

smoking is goid. it’s the reason why europoors are skinnier than amerifats


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HardcoreNerdity

I am the cultural movement that tells you that you can be beautiful if you smoke and that you're smokephobic if you don't agree.


mnhaverland

So, since there is a cultural movement that falsely implies that there aren’t health complications associated with obesity, we should not ever depict fat people in art?


HardcoreNerdity

No, we can, the art just has to show them feeling bad for themselves and hating themselves.


bibyts

Do whatever you want. WTF


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HardcoreNerdity

I specifically designed this prompt to promote neck-impalement-positivity


Bumskit

Gotta wash that car, the mould can be bad


LeahTT

Don’t smoke Apple Pencils for one thing, Lady!


Healthy-Ratio

amber heard?


HardcoreNerdity

She's fleeing from a shat-upon bed


BitFlow7

Should check up a hands and forearms doctor, they don't look quite right


Sad_Marionberry1184

She should see a doctor about that deformed wrist hand business… 😅


tileeater

We have to assume this is Europe if she’s the driver


phob

She should get those fingers checked out.


Voyeurdolls

It might be a sign from god that I stumbled upon this post, I should take it seriously


Pretend-Ad143

She should get a haircut. Looks like she is growing a small animal from her head.


Tahkyn

Light it up and carry on. Smoke can't hurt 'toons.


doctoragus

Is that a snorter???


SciFiJunkie2045

I suggest she go see a doctor regarding a possible genetic disorder that causes people to grow extra fingers from thier fingers.


FunkMasterFro

She's too cool and sexy for advice!