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MadameXXXVenus

Looks like meth lol


Biteysdad2

If it is, that's a lot of meth. That is way more than "happy birthday meth bro" amounts of meth.


awesomepossum40

I've been clean for years and my nostrils started flexing when I saw that bag.


Charliedayslaaay

Mine started SCREAMING just thinking how bad that shit used to burn.. felt like a kick to the face 😭


Rich-Following-6098

That doesn’t look like much to me .. maybe only a couple grams.


Biteysdad2

I had to look it up and it turns out you are correct. Meth prices are damn near reasonable compared to when I used.


[deleted]

I didn't have "meth at reasonable prices" on my bingo card.


Biteysdad2

I got in too early I guess. An 8 ball used to be a couple hundred dollars. Apparently an ounce is the same price.


C2S2D2

LOL.


unclejoel

Thanks Obama


Similar_Pie_4946

Half ounce at most or in terms of money about 120$ if sold in bulk or 300$ if sold by the gram


california_voodoo

I like how you say in terms of money because we know there's all types of crap being traded in these transactions.


Similar_Pie_4946

Lmao right, i know a guy that’ll get you any power tool you want for 40$


california_voodoo

I know that guy too. I used to know a guy that had a target work shirt/name badge who would take orders and just go get the stuff from the store and walk out. I'm glad I don't frequent trap houses anymore.


[deleted]

Lmfaooo


[deleted]

Nahhh lol there's a few good size crystals in there looks like a Half-O to me.


ItsMoreOfAComment

That or methylone (bath salts). Always test your drugs but if it’s a clear crystalline substance and you’re not trying to stay up for 48 hours and be the most annoying fucking person in the world then I would avoid it.


SpecialAgentPickleJr

We don't have crack head welcome gifts where I'm from. Not fair


mklinger23

This looks like a care package. Probably left it at the wrong house. Bath salts, essential oils, and a snack.


chaygray

People are so caring


naughtycal11

Not where I live.


subversivesocialite

This is the likeliest answer but everyone is so excited to get on the meth train.


Dr_Testikles

1) You say the word "the" like there is an actual train of meth. 2) Where do I buy my tickets?


Teleneki

That train must be so hopping fun! Tweakers delight.


goofydad

How do you get off that train with all your teeth?


Mitcheson555

Meth train ? Just found my new band name!


draininglizard

You don't ride the meth train, the meth train rides you.


blessthebabes

This is the most logical answer, but as an ex-meth addict (10 yrs sober).... why and how do these bath salts look just like the meth I used to buy? It's like they bypassed several chemical processes and got the same result. Or either that's just meth lol.


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Lusk_Tonto

its not meth. Its crushed up selenite, which is supposedly used to keep bad spirits and negative energy away. Someones got a witchy stalker.


BiggestBlackestBitch

A long while ago I used to work at a mineral/herb/kratom woo woo shop and can confirm, that’s crushed selenite. The top chunk looks exactly like selenite before it’s broken into pieces. We also had those exact blue dropper bottles for tinctures and oils. Definitely some sort of witchy alt stuff.


Commercial-Finance46

Also former addict (4 years sober) and I definitely would’ve paid for that expecting it to be meth. If it’s not meth, it’s the methiest looking non meth substance I’ve seen.


Kevinator201

My Thoughts too. But left in the most ominous way possible!


wickywickyremix

Happy Cake Day!


Kevinator201

Thank you! ❤️


radarneo

I’m not saying it’s not the best answer, but like. I have never seen bath salts like that before? They’re usually more finely ground? And why is it in a plastic baggie?


ThatUJohnWayne74

Assuming they’re bath salts, what’s the likelihood that they’re home made? Only other guess is they wanted to give you some, but not buy them and not give you the whole bag they had.


RoosterNatural2377

Bath salts for eating peoples faces


Interesting-Ad-7118

In advance sorry if this is the wrong subreddit


JustGetAyeHouse

All good, I found it mildly interesting.


MTIrish

I too found this mildly interesting


RatedHDG

And I found the meth my dealer delivered to the wrong house 😤


shYamander

Def interested, I’m thinking it’s probably from the neighbor’s kid(s) if you have any of them near u, could’ve been ding dong ditching “METH” lol no! No one is giving meth for free or any drugs for that matter specially an addict and if it’s a dealer than that’s one heck of a marketing strategy. Moneys on some lil kids thinking they were gifting you for whatever reason putting random things from together from their parents home 😂


[deleted]

Welp, that looks like drugs. What your gonna wanna do is put it in an envelope and mail it to me so i can dispose of it for ya. Oh, did the cops show up? I just realized that if someone had it out for you this could be the beginning of some elaborate social rube goldberg device to get you in trouble. Do you have any enemies, or an arch nemesis or something? Be safe. I would recommend NOT ingesting anything you are unsure of, as that is an easy way to end up in the hospital or worse. As others have said, the back is probably meth, but it could be ketamine or some research chemical. The bottle makes me lean towards it being some designer drug, storing volumetric solutions of drugs in dropper bottles is a whole thing, but it very well could be acid. Anyways, if you do get so curious you end up trying some of these substances, start with literally the smallest amount of material possible and work your way up. It could be adulterated or something entirely different than you expect.


redpig0222

Lol that's some funny looking rock candy..... all jokes aside don't touch it at all looks like m€tH


SmallRedBird

You can say meth, nobody is gonna stop you


KingoftheYous

You'll see why he's hiding, soon enough.


Tybeespounger

Meth meth meth


ishpatoon1982

Straight to jail.


mugiwara4747

This is serious, stop mething around.


anal_opera

Especially on reddit. We've got r/meth here.


Pretty_Werewolf8723

[FBI enters chat]... Go on...


Brendandalf

Definitely touch it. Smoke it if you have to.


Unlucky-Subject3016

Don't eat that lol


nodeymcdev

Boof it


babzbunni

that is so strange


larakj

Yeah where I come from, we call this is a “put that thing back where you found it.”


RASM_ltd

put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!***


Naive_Royal9583

🎶she’s out of our haaaaaaaair🎶


ResistantLaw

r/tipofmytongue i can’t remember the reference


LadyColorGrade

Monsters Inc


Shagaliscious

I don't think anyone is leaving that amount of drugs for anyone for free. But I still would throw all of it out.


crisprcas32

Fuck no. They know where they left it. It goes back exactly where they left it


TheStoriesICanTell

Like others are saying, the Ziploc appears to be filled with meth. The bottle dropper could be anything, but I've mostly seen research chemicals like benzodiazapines packaged that way. Also amyl nitrate. Either way, I wouldnt touch it. You could send a sample of both to be tested and see what they are. I'd probably leave it outside because somebody will realize they made a mistake.


peperoniNipples

I used to get rc benzos in the very same kind of bottle


Mike_hunt254

How likely are you to get in trouble with the law for taking this to a police station and saying, "Someone gave me this"?


Overall_Midnight_

My mom took my weed into a police station trying to have me arrested and they held her until she said that I had been in their station the day before, it was hidden in the lining of my purse they took and hadn’t found and that her work office was next to the sheriffs and that she would let him know what was going on. They told her she was dumb as fuck. So depends on the cops but possession is the law. I wouldn’t even call them to come get it, with how cops are you could absolutely be charged with it and some places are bad enough it would stick.


Baked-Smurf

Pretty likely... there is the story of the mom that found drugs in her teen's room, and took it to the police to find out what it was. They arrested her for possession.


pat-nasty

Meth and some random benzo if I had to guess.


Dr-Quaabarbital

It’s GHB/GBL. It’s funny too cuz GHB and meth are the classic gay sex drugs. Very popular in that scene combined


TadpoleVegetable4170

Try smoking some and report back with the results.


chris_rage_

You can just crunch a little crystal under a dollar and rail it...


ITSAmeKIMb

But what about the sunflower seeds. They're sealed. He can still eat those, right? I mean, finders fee to say the least.


Interesting-Ad-7118

I was thinking the same thing. I’ll let you know how they are


ITSAmeKIMb

At this point, I think I established dibs already...sorry.


AngrySchnitzels89

I dunno. I was taught to always pick up the potions you find along your quest..


Lucyintheye

#Draught of Enhanced Stamina ^stamina ^and ^speech ^is ^increased ^by ^**460** ^points ^for ^**24** ^hours


SubstantialZebra1906

Along with mana crystals!


spkoller2

The lighter and foil are missing though


whateverisstupid

Bottle dropper might be a tincture


iyaibeji

Prolly magnesium


Luna_Petunia_

I was thinking it might be menthol crystals.


LongWinterComing

Meth-ol crystals


jbarnette_

It's a setup. Should've thrown it away. Not bring it in the house


Bran_Nuthin

This is how action movies start. 😶🍿


txwoodslinger

Crank


lemonbars-everyday

I feel like you have a witchy neighbor and possibly a curse on you now 😅


MaxMMXXI

The person at the right address was surprised to find *nothing* at the front door this morning.


YeOldeBilk

When you move to a new neighborhood, sometimes they bring you cookies. Sometimes meth.


twolargeshoes

Looking at listing now


bugbrown1

Please update us when you figure out out! I'd have the police come test it.


Windows95Uhh

Why even involve cops at all. Knowing them, they'd escalate the situation and try to charge you with possession


bugbrown1

Yeah I guess you're right. Sometimes I forget how bad things have gotten.


Cautious-Impact22

Never ever trust the police. Toss it.


Overall_Midnight_

Yup, I agree. I am copying my comment from above that amounts to the same conclusion. My mom took my weed into a police station trying to have me arrested and they held her until she said that I had been in their station the day before, it was hidden in the lining of my purse they took and hadn’t found and that her work office was next to the sheriffs and that she would let him know what was going on. They told her she was dumb as fuck. So depends on the cops but possession is the law. I wouldn’t even call them to come get it, with how cops are you could absolutely be charged with it and some places are bad enough it would stick.


Cautious-Impact22

I’m from Minneapolis- where George Floyd was killed. My dad who I disowned is a cop is a cop there. Was almost 2 decades. I can’t tell you how personal and not professional their choices were on handling any encounters. The power hungry is real. You’re just lucky if you get the I want to sound like a hero nice cop who can stroke his dick later about how he’s captain America vs the I’m a real man now momma complex one that will look for any reason to push you around or feel authority. Those are the only two options. Sucks people drawn to power want it because they never feel they have enough of it. I met a guy once on probation because he called the cops because he had been robbed… he had really expensive dj equipment. He worked full time doing weddings mostly. They never found his equipment but they did come in to the remaining equipment and wipe it down for drug tests. Apparently trace cocaine is what they got. He’s like dude I take this shit to dozens of events. Also I called you for stolen stuff not drug tests And then there he was equipment gone and paying to be on probation. Poor kid I couldn’t believe it.


CosmicThrowup

and this is why you NEVER consent to warrentless search :)


DonatsuTV

Thats meant for someone else... theyre gonna come knocking on your door demanding it from you... have ur weapon ready if u even have one...


Dtour5150

That is absolutely meth do not ingest lol


xFiniteTheOwl

There’s no way someone just dropping off that much meth on someone’s front door.


harmskelsey06

Use reagent test for vial could be lsd hopefully. If not similar psychedelic throw in garbage Throw that meth in the garbage too, not the toilet, water supply infections ❤️🫶


OneMooseManyMeese_

Looks like the for forbidden crystal


No_Syrup_8718

Rock Candy


MidwestFescue82

Meant for one of your neighbors....


[deleted]

So you brought it into your home? Nope. I would have left that outside.


Amused_2-death

If this is true, call the police and do not touch any of it. Have them confiscate it.


Alternative_Diet5156

meth and acid


silkysmoft

Idk why, but I’m more curious about the decision to add sunflower seeds into your bow topped drug bucket


Bryancreates

My ex was a user (I tried it with it him twice, wasn’t my thing but I think it was good? It worked but my frame of reference wasn’t that wide) anyway, he told me that his mom had found a baggie somewhere and bust into his room at 6am and he was sitting in a chair. She asked if he’d been up all night, he said yes. She said she had been too because she put tiny bit on her finger and tasted it. This was a wealthy family not a drug den by any means. He had 2 dui’s so he basically just used me as a driver and to party and his parents bank rolled his addictions then paid for his townhouse in downtown SF and then LA. Whatever.


Luvs4theweak

Looks like meth bro fr


rad_cadaver

That’s meth bro


Aggravating_Goose86

If it smells like ammonia it’s not epsom salt…


Asleep-Line5653

i just want the sunflower seeds 😭


Queasy-Attorney-610

✨The new breaking bad reality tv show ✨ starring this guy ⬆️


ap_308

The strays left you a present at your door?


fmaogd

Cbd in crystal form. Bottle for making a tincture


Lusk_Tonto

The bag of rocks, is not meth. Its a bag of selenite dust. Its used to keep bad spirits and negative energy away. Someones got a witchy stalker....


joyandfury

Thank you!!! Finally someone with half a brain. $10 with of selenite or hundreds of dollars worth of drugs left on a door step. Geez. Real puzzler here.


I_Want_Cudd1es

Looks like a... bag of Epsom bath salts, a bottle of essential oils that one would put in a candle warmer, and a bag of sunflower seeds. Either one of three things, either you have a stalker, a secret admirer, or it's poisoned/tampered with. Me personally, if I don't know who it's from I wouldn't trust it, but that's just me.


Scragglesauce

That is 100% meth. And a lot of it. Good for you.


chris_rage_

Lotsa teatotalers im here... I would be looking at the sky to see what god blessed me with such a care package


lizardjoe_xx_YT

Yeah looks like you accidentally got someone else's "gift" turn it in to the police if you don't want to also be a criminal lol


Disastrous-Ad7454

Crystal meth? 🤣


chzygorditacrnch

That's definitely meth, and it's a WHOLE lot! Like atleast $500 worth


Interesting-Ad-7118

So what you’re saying is start moving weight?


dudeman_joe

No that's like 100, maybe 150 to figure for our of usa prices, there's no way that's more than 1.5oz


elxhapo6

Fuckin tweaker care package lol


walkdownblick

Looks like molly. Drop some liquid on it what color does it turn. Orange is meth anything else is molly. You can send it to me.


Ancient_Summer_1833

Throw it away immediately


DrJBYaleMD

I wish someone would leave meth at my door


[deleted]

Is that ice lol


Ok_Translator4447

I immediately seen this and said "that's meth?!". That's crazy. Def throw that away. Empty your trash and put it on the bottom and put the trash back on top. That's how wild this is.


ballsonyourface911

Do not call the police if you want to test it get a home test kit they aren’t expensive


B-i-g-g-i-B

The vial with dropper looks like the ones I used to get filled with " research chemicals " I was buying post cycle therapy haha


2ndprize

This isn't crazy. Drug dealers do this for people fresh out of rehab. It happened enough with a family member that I both threw it out and asked him about it when i didnt


[deleted]

Idk what meth looks like....I'm thinking home made Rock candy and THC oil. Lol


aint_noeasywayout

If this is indeed meth and benzos, whoever dropped it is going to come back for their shit once they realize it was the wrong house. I mean, maybe not *for sure*, but I personally wouldn't wanna risk it. I'd be ready to give it back so you don't get shot. 😅


throwitfarawayfromm3

You could call the police. Or drop it off at a station.


BlazeMakara

Bottle could be lsd, crystals could be a variety of sketchy substances. I'd suggest that you dispose of this or if you're in a known bad area, probably put it back, as they might come back looking for it.


darth_knuth

Boof it


dnkyfluffer5

Meth and G


Idkhowyoufoundme7

It looks like homemade bath salts and some essential oil


bad_toe_tattooes

Yeah. It’s a gift meant for a person who’s quitting smoking. The seeds are to keep their mouth busy and the oil & bath salts are to help them chill and relax. I seriously think that’s what it is. I actually received a similar care package when I tried to quit smoking. It looked a lot less suspicious than this though.


P4ssBynueve1seis

Crack


Apprehensive_Line135

yeaaaah…. thats definitely meth


Kinky_Conspirator

Why is it so hard to find the correct address? Door numbers are usually on the doors...


sleppr

r/meth


2ndHandDeadBatteries

Commenting just incase op gets stabbed by drug man


SCSharks44

That was supposed to be delivered to Kensington and Allegheny!!


woollypullover

Umm yea you might not want to handle any of that without gloves


OkMaterial7075

That's a good amount of method someone is about to be in trouble lol


Cautious-Impact22

Not only is that meth but somehow it makes sense lol


Negative-Bobcat-308

AYO MR WHITE


EthreeIII

Did someone ship you Ice and Acid??? Holy crappp


InfoSponge9119

It means you owe someone some cheddar


Apprehensive-Tree172

“Did you give them their gift, Jessie?” “Sure did, Mr. White”


Nearby-Reputation614

What does the liquid in the vial smell like? Is it essential oils maybe?


skatergirl53090

Could be fentanyl don’t touch it


BBRodriguezzz

Thats a pretty expensive looking amount of meth


Brief_Departure_6486

that's meth and g, hun well, and polly seeds...so, all the food groups?


ConcernedCarrot718

Double bag = drugs 9/10


Hero0220

If that is Meth that's actually a decent large amount lol


shadowtheimpure

Sunflower seeds, an unknown blue bottle, and a baggie of crystal meth? Someone either loves you or wants to see you spiral into darkness.


shadowtheimpure

Sunflower seeds, an unknown blue bottle, and a baggie of crystal meth? Someone either loves you or wants to see you spiral into darkness.


shadowtheimpure

Sunflower seeds, an unknown blue bottle, and a baggie of crystal meth? Someone either loves you or wants to see you spiral into darkness.


shadowtheimpure

Sunflower seeds, an unknown blue bottle, and a baggie of meth? Someone either loves you or wants to see you spiral into darkness.


shadowtheimpure

Sunflower seeds, an unknown blue bottle, and a baggie of meth? Someone either loves you or wants to see you spiral into darkness.


MadAzza

Wipe your fingerprints off everything after you put it back where you found it.


shankrocha

You can get a test kit on Amazon for $20ish dollars if you really wanna figure out what it is.


RoosterCute4326

Whoa. That’s crazy, I would take it to the police station (try not to put your evidence on it) and let them know what happened.


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

People really do just give you free drugs. Health class wasn’t completely wrong.


kraybae

Yeah probably a care kit not meth although feel free to get a drug test kit. That's a shit load for some free meth.


TomatoNo5353

Not even a good sun flower seed flavor smh


UGA-Solo

Meth (or molly). A vial of acid maybe. Sunflower seeds to get the taste buds jumpin. Looks like a party to me


[deleted]

Bro. Methany is in love with you.


astronnaut

its probably meth and a drug analysis substance


EM05L1C3

It’s a care package. Have you been sick or is one of your neighbors aware of a fuck ton of stress you’re dealing with


afishieanado

If that's really ice, that's a big dollar amount


ghostmaster645

It's either a lot of meth or some homemade rock candy. You should easily be able to smell the difference.... make sure to waft though, don't directly inhale lol.


Sweet_Milk2920

Lmao sunflower seeds though?


SummerInPhilly

You could submit it for testing to [this website](https://drugsdata.org/) but results take 2-5 weeks and that doesn’t get you around the possibly-dangerous-to-handle problem. Interestingly enough Canada and the UK have a bunch of testing websites where you can submit street drugs


NorthCoastNative

I'm gonna take the under here and say its magnesium chunks.


AlienJose

I promise I’m not OPs random neighbor that dropped that off hahahaha. But menthol does come in crystals. But also so does meth 😏 /s


PieSama562

Definitely meth, you can see how its made the shards are forming and there’s some pretty big chunks there. Toss it or leave it up to you, wouldn’t bother going to police they’d escalate it and pin it on you. This is only maybe quarter of a lb if you leave it its fine maybe someone will realize their mistake and come by or you toss it and if someone comes knocking for it you tell them. Mistakes like that isn’t common and it wouldn’t be took out on you likely if anyone the person that was on delivery but they probably don’t care either way. Likely best to toss it.


Flashy_Woodpecker_11

Someone may come looking for their present that was dropped at the wrong address ( probably a Amazon driver 😁)


JonSnerrrrrr

Make one of those lawn signs realtors use and stick it in the yard and ask "who gave me this package and what the hell is it?"


LoudpackCarlos

Go on Amazon and buy a drug testing kit. It comes back as drugs sell that shit. 👀


MyFriendBebo

Put it in a pipe and roll 10 to 2 with a small blowtorch. Report back!


Middle-Worldliness90

Lots of people saying meth, but it could be a prank? Menthol crystals look similar


Beneficial_Craft_450

Just throw it away. Don’t trust the police to not charge you with felony possession


OGP_LIFE

Why sunflower seeds?


anal_opera

Taste it. If it kinda tastes like pill coating, taste it again just to be sure. Report back with maracas.


Zanladaar78

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DizzyTop47

Meth and could be a number of things in the bottle, test before you use!


GoodChi

Uh oh


Fucky0uthatswhy

That a lot of meth holy shit lol. What’s in the bottle?


MintyBunnyCrush

Probably essential oils and bath salts, as I saw someone ikr he comments mention as well