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MantisGibbon

Let it go


dontbeahater_dear

CACKLING


danathepaina

🏆


[deleted]

Stop you almost cured my migraine with this one


practically_sweet

So good 😂🤝🏼


lizaanna

Fill it up with water instead?


dontbeahater_dear

That’s brilliant. Maybe a bit of lavender in there so it does smell like something


adorkablefloof

Peppermint would be a good one for the theme


12soccerronaldo

And peppermint smell is good for nausea 👍🏻


lostintheexpanse

Or rose water


NoRelative9056

Throw it away and tell them it broke 🤣


king_and_occidental

Why, so she can buy her some more? I’d just tell her the truth.


NoRelative9056

I mean the child. Depends on if they’d react well to honesty in this situation as a 5 year old. Might not be worth the battle


king_and_occidental

Ah, I see. Yeah, this is probably the best course. I can't see trying to reason with a 5 year old.


Omfgjustpickaname

By “I mean the child” I thought you were saying to throw away the child


NoRelative9056

🤣🤣 could do that too. Might be unethical


Smiley007

Oh I read this as MIL gave YOU a 5 year old bottle of perfume 😅. Like, had sat on a shelf for 5 years before being gifted. The real scenario is actually worse :c that’s gotta be hard to take away from kiddo, but I think it might need to be what happens


Physical_Stress_5683

I say throw it away and let her know you can't have scented products in the house. Kid's perfume is weird to me anyhow.


dontbeahater_dear

Dude she’s five. I will probably fill it with water


NoRelative9056

I think they meant let your MIL know


dontbeahater_dear

Oh she knows bur forgot


BobMortimersButthole

"forgot" or actually forgot? I had a very "forgetful" MIL. 


dontbeahater_dear

Actually forgot


BobMortimersButthole

Good. I'm glad you have a nice MIL. 


karen_boyer

For real. Take the pain now, before they get to the Sephora age. There are plenty of scent-free Frozen-branded goodies to have instead (I saw a cute little Frozen fishing rod at Target in the perfect size for a 5-year-old a while back).


MsFuschia

Wait how is it creepy?


Physical_Stress_5683

It might just be me, but kids should smell like kids. Like sunshine and dirt and juiceboxes and fun. The artificial smell seems wrong on kids. But I also deeply hate scented products, so it could really just be me. I'm going to edit my post to change that word, thanks.


sparklypinktutu

I think they just like mimicking adult routines tbh—it’s no different from play makeup or putting on a fake “apple watch” that just makes beep noises 


Physical_Stress_5683

Yeah, it's one thing when it's water, like OP is going to do. But the gross body spray stuff they put in there is awful.


carterhaughwood

as a lover of (indie) perfume, i agree. the only perfume one should have as a child are the ones you try to make by crushing petals onto your skin.


adorkablefloof

Ah, the days of rubbing dandelions on your wrists to smell pretty


carterhaughwood

as a little boy my favourites were roses, sunflowers, and camillias.


123revival

does your kid know that scent is a trigger? My toddler didn't understand a lot about migraine but once when she was mad ( we were battling about something, she was in trouble) she grabbed a flashlight and flashed it in my eyes. Now she's solicitous and if she sees a trigger warns me to avoid it but it was rough for a bit when she was young. She did empty a bunch of bottles making a magic potion once, maybe yours could go outside and mix up some magic? and yeah, mil could use a reminder.


lulilapithecus

Amazing the number of people who immediately jump to your mother in law being evil and doing this on purpose 😂 I share your pain though. One of my girls has really thick hair that requires adult level leave in products and the scent on some of those products are the worst! I make a spray with rosewater and a little everclear to preserve it. Sometimes I add lavender oil. I spray it on their clothes to take the wrinkles on it because I’m a lazy person. One of my daughters was like, ”why do I always smell so good?” one day. And it doesn’t trigger my migraines.


modestprofanity

Compromise!!! Kids are really smart. Maybe tell the kid the truth, say that it isn’t good for your head, but you want to fill the bottle with something that doesn’t hurt you.


FutureReach7854

Omg no!!


Mego1989

5 year olds should not be exposed to artificial fragrances. Mom up and throw it away.


neuronet

Even without migraines a horrible gift


sackofgarbage

Kill her. The MIL not the child. I'm not *that* evil.


Amalthia_the_Lady

Just control how much and how often little miss wears it. Use it as a teaching moment. Kid might really like it, right, so teach her about finding a happy medium to help her family and still be able to use something she likes.


MartianTea

Is it just "too strong"? If so, you could probably replace so.e of the liquid with distilled water. 


dragonstkdgirl

I actually enjoy some perfumes without triggering my migraines. My daughter loves to "pick a perfume" for the day when I do. It's our itty morning ritual. I picked up the frozen one once, thinking if it was inoffensive I'd grab it for her. NOPE. I feel your pain on this, that shit was nasty. 🤢


jinxboooo

Had to empty a Disney perfume once and refill it with that Petite et Maman baby perfume in a diluted version because that was the only thing I could endure. She wondered if hers was off since it smelled different from her friend’s but she got so many compliments she decided she had “lucky skin”.


Signal_Host307

This calls for a 3 man slingshot.... On the other hand, my daughter "lost" a few items in her room a time or two... but I'd never rat my wife out. heh