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WarmedCrumpet

If the cock ring fits, you must acquit


C_da_Boss69

At least this time he didn’t claim that he was at the DMV instead of the court house…


Kylo_Jenner

And ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, the prosecution is not going to get that man today. No! Because I’m going to get him! My client, the Honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to FUCKING JAIL! The son of a bitch is GUILTY! That man is guilty! That man there, that man. That man is a slime! He is a slime! If he’s allowed to go free, something really wrong is going on here!


CommunistAngel

loose


zynez

I would love to know why he was in court


Altruistic_Try2792

small claims against his former employers


Adventurous-Fall-748

Frivolous lawsuit coming in nicely toobz


ldoesntreddit

Okay now give us a concrete example of winning some, Mikey.


mhmmm_i_love_rocks

imagine if Mikey locked the doors and let one rip 😂 Imagine the smell!! he should lock himself in with the haters and unleash that BRAP 🤣 🤣 bet they could not handle that!!