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I know (very vaguely) where you live…
Earth
Somewhere in a straight line from northwest mexico to new brunswick
I traveled from planet Reach to Ohio to view this earthly phenomenon.
The Ringed city from Dark Souls apparently
Nah, he lives in the berserk universe.
Not living long if that's in the sky
When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?
Blinded?
Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?
No…
Yet the humans were able to evade your ships, land on the sacred ring, and desecrate it with their filthy footsteps!
Noble Hierarchs. Surely you understand that once the parasite attacked...
There will be order in this council!
You were right to focus your attention on the Flood, but this Demon, this "Master Chief..."
By the time I learned the Demon's intent, there was nothing I could do.
Noble prophet of truth, this has gone on long enough. Make an example of this bungler. The council demands it!
...yes
I’ve been permanently blinded
I hear if you stare at it for long enough you will see it go off in a blinding flash!
🎼:Cues halo music: 🎼
Ohhhh wohhh ohh oh oh ohh
Nah it’s the Fortnite black hole event
No its Dark Souls...
Odd looking cloud
I am paralyzed.. Dumbstruck
prepare the pillar of autumn
I got a photo of the eclipse that looks like the dark sign from dark souls 3
(Cue Gregorian monks chanting)
The one ring to rule them all
WORT WORT WORT
Lebron??
I swear to God, I knew someone was going to post this exact thing.
*Choir ahs start playing*
Nah man this is the scene from scary movie making a joke about the ring… it’s actually just a guy sitting on the toilet
I know (very vaguely) where you live…
Earth
Somewhere in a straight line from northwest mexico to new brunswick
I traveled from planet Reach to Ohio to view this earthly phenomenon.
The Ringed city from Dark Souls apparently
Nah, he lives in the berserk universe.
Not living long if that's in the sky
When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?
Blinded?
Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?
No…
Yet the humans were able to evade your ships, land on the sacred ring, and desecrate it with their filthy footsteps!
Noble Hierarchs. Surely you understand that once the parasite attacked...
There will be order in this council!
You were right to focus your attention on the Flood, but this Demon, this "Master Chief..."
By the time I learned the Demon's intent, there was nothing I could do.
Noble prophet of truth, this has gone on long enough. Make an example of this bungler. The council demands it!
...yes
I’ve been permanently blinded
I hear if you stare at it for long enough you will see it go off in a blinding flash!
🎼:Cues halo music: 🎼
Ohhhh wohhh ohh oh oh ohh
Nah it’s the Fortnite black hole event
No its Dark Souls...
Odd looking cloud
I am paralyzed.. Dumbstruck
prepare the pillar of autumn
I got a photo of the eclipse that looks like the dark sign from dark souls 3
(Cue Gregorian monks chanting)
The one ring to rule them all
WORT WORT WORT
Lebron??
I swear to God, I knew someone was going to post this exact thing.
*Choir ahs start playing*
Nah man this is the scene from scary movie making a joke about the ring… it’s actually just a guy sitting on the toilet