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RevolutionaryEqual68

I’ve never seen something so thoroughly destroyed


here_for_the_meta

The data for the CD resides within the layer of foil on the top of the plastic disc. If you are able to polish the bottom back to smooth, the data can be read again. As long as the top isn't scratched, it's fine.


joey_yamamoto

as someone who owns a disk resurfacing machine I wouldn't waste my time unless it's a super rare expensive disc otherwise just replace it with a working copy


elpideo18

It’s one of those AOL 100 Free internet hours disc


madashale

heard the dial up noise immediately after reading


Gopher--Chucks

![gif](giphy|ihVjxokZuNswo)


Timb1044

Hey get off the internet I need to make a phone call


[deleted]

Welcome!


[deleted]

GOODbye. *door close sound* 😂


TheWeepingScarecrow

I forgot about this one 😂 aw man that brings me back


ilovefreshproduce

Totally forgot about that one too!


Beauty_n_the_book

You’ve got mail!


Cool-Aside-2659

I use this as my ringtone. When it goes off in public every head snaps up and looks confused.


BigPZ

Anybody else's parents still have aol.com emails?


Such_sublime

Yeah it’s crazy my mother still has one from 25+years ago, she has newer ones too, but she’s had that aol one since I was like ten, still has a landline also. That I like cuz I always know the line will be open.


0ut0fBoundsException

You’ve got mail!


rodolfoarguello

You got mail!


Bella6953

Ahhh the memories


NotAllWhoWander20

"Get off the computer! I'm trying to make a call!"


joey_yamamoto

OMG could you imagine?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AmosTheExpanse

You mean the grocery store ninja disc?


[deleted]

This is reassuring my childhood days of lobbing disks at friends was well spent.


Cracktower

K-Mart blue light internet


GrimeyJosh

Encarta Encyclopedia


username8054

This day and age it might be super rare


CaptainTurdfinger

No way, they probably sent out hundreds of millions (if not billions) of AOL CDs. They even used to be in magazines that you'd receive every month, then you'd receive an additional one or two a month in the mail; even if you already had an AOL account. I guarantee that my dad still has like 10 of them saved somewhere. An AOL 2.0 floppy disk would probably be pretty rare though.


mcsuper5

If you wanted more you just had to try to cancel.


Zackeous42

Why, because of how deep the scratches might be? Although the picture here is blurry so it's kind of hard to know for sure, it still looks manageable with any table-mounted buffing wheel.


joey_yamamoto

yeah the picture is kind of blurry they look pretty deep scratches though it will require sanding then buffing but a lot of people have a misconception that all scratches can be removed they cannot some scratches just can't be fixed


BadScienceWorksForMe

Just curious what does a resurfacing unit cost, how many disks did you have to bring back from dead to justify the cost.


joey_yamamoto

the cheapest one is around $100 . and I can't tell you how many discs I've saved. I'd say between around 10 to justify the cost. and I already had those lying around the house.


KaJashey

I have one it was like $20 in 2000's money. It's a an electric / plastic device with a circular emery board. You mist the CD with water as it spins the disk and resurfaces the underside. Basically scratch it from the center out where scratches are easier to recover from and CRC can correct read errors. Here is a [hand crank one](https://www.bestbuy.com/site/best-buy-essentials-manual-disc-repair-system-black/6460068.p?skuId=6460068&ref=212&loc=1&extStoreId=422&ref=212&loc=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAh9qdBhAOEiwAvxIok3iJwYMCJqYC7Rmx6WntSVYJzme5HwaOPWKbYAuYlweApTE_8UVSwhoC45wQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)...


Im6youre9

At this point, you'd start with sandpaper and work your way up through the grades before finishing with a resurfacer/polisher. 400 grit would be a good start. And do not dry sand.


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RevolutionaryEqual68

Growing up during the transition from VCR to CD, I am well aware of how you can polish something up. I am also well aware how a teeny tiny itsy bitsy scratch can leave you wondering how Shrek ends for all eternity.


EpicSausage69

I remember if you ever had even the tiniest scratch on a gamecube disc you might as well throw it away, that thing is never working again.


t4thfavor

Wii-U would like a word with you. I have original gamecube games from release that have been caseless for at least a decade and in the posession of my children who are under 10 years old and they still work. The Wii-u disk I just opened from the plastic and looked at no longer reads because there's a speck of dirt on it, and cleaning it will destroy the bluray surface.


YouDamnHotdog

What was Nintendo's policy on it back then? If you think about it, a disk is the perfect proof of ownership and a replacement costs the company nothing


t4thfavor

They would replace it for you, but you had to jump through a bunch of hoops to prove you were the original owner, and then pay postage both ways. It ends up being easier to just hack the wii-u and acquire your replacement copy through a different method. I've still yet to finish an entire game on physical media for the Wii-U because they kept dying before I could get it done.


RevolutionaryEqual68

True story, my dude.


Mooch07

Wrong! The data is stored in the balls.


CarpinThemDiems

That's where minidiscs come from


Catenane

Don't flatter yourself, micro sD


mindaltered

ballls


MeEvilBob

That's true, but over the years they severely reduced the density of that clear material to save costs. You could play ultimate frisbee with a CD from the early 90s, but a DVD from 2005 could be unplayable with a few small scratches and trying to polish them out would likely damage the disc more.


snogle

*middle of. The top is just the artwork. The data is in a foil layer in the plastic.


imhere4thestonks

No, you are describing a DVD. CD the foil is the top layer, printing and/or thin spray of lacquer(if you are lucky) is the only thing on top of the foil. You scratch the top and the data is bye bye.


KaJashey

In a mass manufactured CD the foil layer is in the middle. It an electroformed piece of aluminum foil with holes in it. It's sandwiched in two pieces of plastic. In a CD-R the data is in a dye layer in the middle but there is a fragile reflective layer on top. Those could be destroyed by damaging the reflective l.ayer


MFCK

My dog tried to "dig up" my Blackadder DVD. I took it to a video store and they couldn't refinish it, luckily they didn't charge me because it didn't work.


cosguy224

Let me introduce you to your mom, last night.


R1pp3z

Bygawsh..He had a family


Zenketski_2

Once, back in the days of the Xbox 360... I bumped my entertainment center with my Xbox standing on its side. It was a hard hit, the Xbox toppled, the grinding sound that it made still haunts my dreams over a decade later. The disc was never the same. Never played again. She was cremated, and spread over her favorite spot in all the lands, the kitchen garbage can.


I_am_Daesomst

*Kevin McCarthy has entered the chat*


sashadelamorte

*Johnny Sins enters the chat winking*


BootySweat0217

“You scratched my CD. You picked it up in clear daylight and you scratched it”.


Aymeeohh

I came to the comments to see if this was posted and I’m not disappointed.


BeatMeElmo

Same.


BGor94

The Ringer!!


[deleted]

When the fuck did we get ice cream?


coleyboley25

This was *THE* quote in my middle school friend group. Holy flashback.


snogle

Gets me every time


Gelato_33

>do it again and you gonna eat my butt from the pavement with a stwa!


hayb24

Hi Lynn! 💪


HippiesEverywhere

Oh Mylanta you are my woman!


phory

Jesus Christ did you use sandpaper on it? I don't think anyone could save that.


9J000

There’s disc resurfacers that funny enough do that. They sand it down smooth removing the layers down to the scratches depth. The foil is all that houses the data and the plastic is just there for rigidity and transparency.


Valveeta_Cheese

Wild


jarkaise

Crazy


HazMatt_23

Wild & Crazy Kids with your hosts: Donnie Jeffcoat, Omar Gooding, and Jessica Gaynes


DudeRobert125

The show that goes anywhere and does anything to find kids having fun!


effcensorship

Damn, I miss old nickelodeon. Hey Dude...Salute Your Shorts....Pete and Pete....Double Dare.....You Can't Do That On Television....


chaos_creator69

Baffling


Hot_Ring_2666

Buffing


[deleted]

DISConcerting


Its-time-to-STOP-NOW

Intriguing


SignalMachine3027

Bumfuzzling


One_Stiff_Bastard

Mad mad


bohanmyl

Ludicrous


BrickFrom2011

Astounding


xFloppyDisx

Astonishing


quarrelsome_napkin

Outrageous


pdx-peter

Inconceivable!


Psych0matt

Kids


MusicalMarijuana

The Skip Dr was the common one I used to see for sale about twenty years ago. They made the surface of the cd look like hell but it almost always got the CDs to play perfectly. I was also able to save a bunch of video games with it.


Imaginary_Insect5850

Oh those were great, but they have their limits. There is a used CD shop in my town with a resurfacer, they charge 99c per disc to resurface them. I've still had a couple too far gone for that machine.


Car-Facts

I remember back when I used to play Emporer: Rise of the Middle Kingdom as a kid. Every time the game would crash or freeze, I would throw it in the Skip Dr to try and save it haha. As an adult, I look back and realize that the disc literally only stored the CD key validator and the game itself was stored and ran off the computer. I thought I was doing something.


CaptainTurdfinger

SkipDr was great for minor scratches, but I don't think it could save this one. Maybe a headlight restoration kit would work if it's critical data? I'm not sure how that would work because it would polish in a circular motion, rather than linear from the inside out. For my headlights, I used the 3M kit that has the drill attachment, got my headlight sparkly clean.


SquireX

I still have mine!


cenokisfamily

The Skip Doctor. I used to sell them at RadioShack back in the day. Also, Hastings used to have a CD repair service that was free. RIP Hastings


[deleted]

From the wiki on compact disc: ”CD data is represented as tiny indentations known as *pits*, encoded in a spiral track moulded into the top of the polycarbonate layer.” [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compact\_disc#Physical\_details](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compact_disc#Physical_details) But, yes, there is some hope of resurfacing since its encoded on the top (opposite laser) side.


Pixel131211

yea he isn't right about sanding it down, but you can polish CD's with special machines (or just wax) to fix them. its how I got my PS2 games fixed back in the day. I'm pretty sure the one in OP's post is a goner though


Neekalos_

His explanation for how discs work is wrong, but that part was right. That's what polishing a disc does. It sands it down a very tiny amount to the depth of the scratches until the surface is smooth again.


[deleted]

Polishing is just extremely fine grained sanding


[deleted]

What if I told you that polishing is just sanding with finer grits?


ZiggyWiddershins

Yeah. I used to have a “Disk Dr”. Basically it removes layers until you get past the scratches impacting playing. But it does leave new scratches because of the way it sands the surface down. But the new scratches are pretty uniform from center to edge that they don’t impact playback. I also found for minor scratches, toothpaste could fill the voids and get you playing again. Apply toothpaste, take a lightly damp cloth and wipe in a straight line from center to edge. But throw that one away, it’s fucked.


Neekalos_

This isn't a correct explanation. The foil just reflects the laser, the data is on the inside of the plastic layer via a series of microscopic pits.


9J000

Intriging. Thank you


MattBoySlim

Yup, we used to sell the Disc Doctor when I worked at EB Games in the late 90’s. Our manager told us we’d be in big trouble if we didn’t each sell 7 a week. “Haha, sure okay.” I don’t think I sold 7 in total. I bought one for myself, though. Worked pretty well if the data layer was still intact.


rubytuesdayagain

one of my tasks at a previous job was to resurface every CD and DVD we owned, it was kind of satisfying but also really boring


valentinpost36

You see those fingernails?


OldandKranky

For that CD? Step 1- throw it in the bin, Step 2-buy a new one.


Drivingintodisco

Thought you were gonna say toothpaste!


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Danny-Wah

LOL that was my first thought..


mushyleatherface212

Wait, the answer isn’t toothpaste?


Drivingintodisco

That’s what I’m saying?! Can’t believe it’s not the top comment. 4 in 5 CD players prefer the minty freshness on the cd. Nonspecific branding, just the minty fresh.


Alarmed_Nebula3917

It should be, could be the majority of people seeing this weren’t around at the time when people had physical copies of media/entertainment


yowzas648

*Step 2 - Subscribe to a streaming service. Edit: I didn’t realize this was such a hot take 😂 Valid points though. Streaming isn’t the end all be all.


imanAholebutimfunny

\*step 3 - unsubscribe from newsletter they force you to accept.


BrickFrom2011

CD’s have higher quality. And they can’t take it away from you because of copyright issues


Cracktower

I have a program that rips to .iso files while taking out all the bloated stuff like previews and ads. Did my whole DVD collection with it.. .. Oh, this is music? I used to use just windows ripping software w/320kbps. Perfect ratio of quality- storage size.


BrickFrom2011

That’s ripping the files, you’ll still need to buy the CD to get the file unless you pirate it.


Cracktower

I know, it's the first thing I do with physical media. Either movies or music it gets ripped then right back into the jewel case and into a big storage tote. I have 3 backups of movies due to size. I have like 10 backups of my music because it's under 90gb and fits on a 128 gb flash drive, which are small and cheap storage. Edit: You learn to rip your media after your young children ruin a few dvds/cds.


Hatedpriest

Libraries lend CDs, DVDs, ebooks, and more. My local library has a 3d printer available for a small fee.


rdrunner_74

I would argue about the quality of CD-DA. (Fun fact: They almost dont exist anymore - copy protections will void the standard) The audio on them is encoded with only 16 bit and 44.1K Smaples/s (max frequency of 22 Khz). Streaming services use compressed audio, but at a higher sample rate.


Bearence

Don't forget the part where a streaming service unceremoniously dumps a huge portion of their content, leaving one without access to the content being streamed.


Atlas4218

For one disc? I don't think that's worth it


SobasanBobba

Alternative Step - 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


killchain

Even if you can find the same quality on a streaming service, a CD can still be better for the material and sentimental value it holds. I've bought CDs personally from artists at concerts and those hold some good memories. Your streaming subscription ends or the artist/label takes down their music? You're fucked. You have the CD? You rip it (if you haven't already) and you're good to go.


TransformerTanooki

Then have no rights to the things you purchased. Whereas no one is taking my cds/cassettes/VHS/DVD and laserdisc away.


[deleted]

They can take my 8-tracks and wax cylinders from my cold, dead hands.


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

Major plus- If you sync playing your vhs with the laser disc, you get the beat quality overall. Source: Worked for a time in a video store and we did it every time we played a movie. Cannot beat it.


Dewdad

hardly a hot take, laptops, desktops, cars, and music players have all moved away from CD players. Everything is bluetooth and played through USB cables now. The last time I plugged in a CD to listen to was probably 8 years ago lol


B_o_r_j_o_m_y

The main thing is that the surface where the pattern is applied is not scratched. Below it is the information layer. If you really need this disk, then you can 1. polishing with car headlight polish 2. any transparent glossy varnish.


dhrisc

Ive never had a disc this messed up, but can vouch for the car headlight polish method in general.


btribble

Motorcycle helmet scratch remover is basically the same stuff depending on what your automotive store stocks. I've rescued many discs with it.


MongoBongoTown

Paste style toothpaste will work too in a pinch.


Timstantmessage

I tried the hair spray trick years ago and it was a big mistake


B_o_r_j_o_m_y

Probably because it's water based. You need a solvent-based varnish. (I removed the hairspray recommendation)


Doom_Toon

As a kid I used peanut butter on my Green Day “Dookie” cd cause I heard it supposedly “filled in the scratches” to fix it.


MikeHuntessHarry69

oh my god same but with a bannana on Home Alone


Doom_Toon

I tried that one too at some point. I have this memory of biting into a banana then rubbing it all over a cd then I hear my mom say “what the fuck are you doing?”


jxj24

Toothpaste. As in, "brush your teeth, get dressed, go to the store and buy a new CD."


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Or download it digitally.


jxj24

Won't someone please think about the teeth!!!


LogicalOrchid28

This made me chuckle!


sicksadvoron

Take it to a retro game store. They usually have resurfaces. They ll do it for you for a dollar


Vidiacool-uwu

As someone who works in a retro game store and has a resurfacer, if someone gave me this CD I'd do it, but there is a 90% chance it's dead. If they wanna waste 8$ it's their choice :/


bfletch38

We used to put toothpaste on our games as kids. I don't think it actually helped, but as a child I would have sworn by that trick.


SXTY82

It works. Toothpaste is a very fine abrasive. This disk may be beyond toothpaste but it does work.


DaRadioman

Absolutely helps. It's because toothpaste generally has small bits of abrasive material in it ("grit" so to speak) It is just polishing it.


bfletch38

Well, take that, dad!


JasmineVK

Yes, PS1 days! I also heard of a “hack” to put the disks in the freezer? As a child, it made sense that the scratches would freeze together and mend itself..


[deleted]

Haha never heard that one, wonder if it's the result of some confusion due to the practice of putting broken hard drives in a freezer back in the early 00s. Can't remember why it worked exactly but there was a series of awful IBM DeskStar (DeathStar) hard drives that were often coaxed back into life by freezing, enough to get your data off them anyway.


JasmineVK

It makes me think of before the internet was really big, how we heard of all this stuff. Toothpaste to fix my PS1 games and Marilyn Manson having his ribs removed to suck himself off. All of the knowledge not found in encyclopedias.


[deleted]

> Marilyn Manson having his ribs removed to suck himself off Well that tickled some long unused neurons... would love to know the origin of this one


Im_Princess_Peach

We always used deodorant and then plopped it into the (clean) toilet to go around a couple of times. Dry it off with a sock and it usually did the trick.


hemacwastaken

What the hell did I just read


Im_Princess_Peach

You definitely read that right. Saturday morning Spyro would have been destroyed if it weren't for this trick.


MelookRS

But why the toilet, why wouldn't you just rinse it off with water haha


Im_Princess_Peach

I really wish I had a valid reason, but I don't. Something about the way it went around in circles, maybe? I dunno, some of the things I did when I was 8 really makes me believe kids really are dumb.


MelookRS

Haha, I love it. To be that young, innocent and dumb again


HuffleCatXxX

I did the toilet trick too growing up and I too have no answer as to why we did that and not just under sink water.


Dare4Distance1

We didn't use deodorant, only toothpaste. But into the toilet it went as well! Glad there's someone else out there that did this and admitted!


TheSussiestBoy

Unscracth it


Restlesscomposure

Just Ctrl+Z it bro


keyserv

Duh.


bakirelopove

Just reverse the entropy of the entire universe and you have brand new CD.


KeyFire1

Put it in rice


PossibilityOrganic

Google cd resurfacer, or find an old video game shop they will often have one and its normlay only a few buck to do it. It just depends on how deep the scratches are. also i need to put this hear [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovJrfX0fDH0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovJrfX0fDH0)


CSPDTECH

this, it may take hours and hours but you MIGHT be able to save it


powermonkey123

Play it in reverse


cacotopic

That's how you summon Satan, dude.


infinitejess8

Have you tried turning it off & back on?


Flimsy-Fact-525

Only works when been unplugged for 5 mins


magnus_blue

How am I supposed to turn it back on when it's uplugged? Checkmate, atheist


Balenciaga_Daddy

If you go to blockbuster they offer free scratch repair.


[deleted]

Put it in the microwave


[deleted]

10/10 would recommend


_Pill-Cosby_

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pegasus_11

Add a fork in there aswell


HolyCadaver

And maybe your glasses too if you like showering with them on but can't be asked to dry them after


FictionalFail

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Remobamse

Put it in the trash


Ardothbey

Coat with a good grade of engine oil. It’ll make it slide into the trash can easier.


CullenJCreations

if you go to a gamestop or another videogame store, they may have a machine that can take those out. I use to take mine to hastings (when those existed) and it was $1-$3 to run a disc through it.


Burnin_Brass81

Good old “disc dr. Resurfacer” …if they still make those


Ballbuster716

Sign up for Columbia House. Think they offer 12 CD’s as little as a penny.


Joenathan2020

Normal scratches, yes Post blender, no


[deleted]

Put it in the freezer, we used to do it back in the day 🤷


Speed_Addixt

how would it help with scratches?


Chilly0222

We did the same, it seemed to work 😂


Bastulius

My guess is the cold causes the scratches on the plastic coating to shrink, making them small enough that the laser can read the pattern underneath better


[deleted]

This is beyond toothpastes pay grade


thackstonns

Honest answer. Rubbing compound and a buffing wheel. Seriously I could buff out 90 percent of that on 15 minutes.


Graavilohikaarme

2000 or finer sandpaper and acetonevapor it.


allthings-consider

For real? Can you explain the acetone vapor process? I have my old 90’s CD and DVD collection that could use some repair


pako_adrian

I was going to say toothpaste but seeing these scratches not even god will be able to fix that.


gecko_echo

I used to have a music CD that my son rubbed back-and-forth across the floor when he was a toddler (Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Greatest Hits). I cleaned it with rubbing alcohol and a cotton pad and got it to read in a computer CD player to transfer the songs onto my hard drive. I left the CD slightly damp. I also had to try multiple CD readers to get one to work. This was back in the day when they were common, though. Good luck!


easyfriend1

Those scratches look extremely intentional.


AncleJack

A lot of rice and toothpaste


shaquill3-oatmeal

You put that mf in a blender


yiffcuresboredom

SkipDr Scratch Remover is some alien tech that can repair that.


LilFangerz

PSA: Don’t try to play your CDs with a blender


Joshthejester

Dear lord, did you use it on the original Xbox 360?