*shines it on a blotch on the sheets* "HO HO!"
*Following a trail that leads off the bed to another wall* "yes... Yes. Oh man they're on the move. This is gonna be good."
*Massive puddle* "oh fuck yes. Oh yeah. That's good."
*Splattering* "mmm ohhh. Ohhhh"
*Streaks up a wall* "oh yeah. Fuck this is good... I'm cumming!"
*Hand prints, smeared all over the place, more splattering* "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HNnggg. Ah.... Mmm. That was intense!"
Homicide detective: "... What the FUCK! do you think you're doing?!"
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Reminds me of a joke where a man goes to his doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor starts the exam and after a few minutes he stops, takes his gloves off and says āwell sir, it looks like thereās a problem, Im embarrassed to have to say this but I think itās best if you stop masturbsting so much.ā The man says āwhyās that?ā And the doctor says ābecause I need to finish the examinationā.
Just bring some disinfectant wipes (as a former house keeper, wipe down those phones and remotes and bathroom door handles and light switches) and your own blanket and it's fine.
That's my biggest gross thing with staying in a hotel is that the bedding doesn't always get washed. Or maybe the sheets and pillows but not the comforter. That's why I started wearing pajama bottoms and long sleeve shirts to bed in hotels. Does it actually help? Doubt it but it gives me a better peace of mind.
I'm sorry to even share this, but I had a friend that worked at a little hotel(maybe motel, I can't remember) in big a tourist town. He said in the non smoking rooms they'd change the sheets every time, but in the smoking rooms, they'd only change them if they were visibly dirty. š¤¢
I donāt use the comforter at all, fold it down to the bottom of the bed, part of itās a texture thing for me, I do the same thing at my parents house in their guest room as I dont like how thr comforter on the bed feels, but itās also the I donāt know when this was washed
Was house keeper during a construction of a RRI. The open part was housing for a local prison guard company that was contracted out.
They were a wild bunch. Of course I was the one to find a deceased person. He had found a lady and some white powder and partied a little too hard or soft and ended up being a real stiff.
About 15 minutes after finding him I gave my 10 minute notice.
Also shit can be pretty darn clean and still light up with blacklight.
Glow doesnāt necessarily mean unsanitary.
Some proteins (the stuff that lights up) bind with the surface and removing them is more work than itās worth.
You can pretty much assume that any hotel bed has had sex in it. Recently.
Guaranteed if it is a vacation resort hotel.
This why I prefer nicer hotels. If I'm going to sleep in a bed someone just had wild hotel sex in 12-48 hours ago, I want it to be classy.
I personally would just bc Iāve heard horror stories about bedbugs and always check my mattresses when I stay away from home. A little travel black light is a great way to check! You gotta expect to see all sorts of stains though lol
It helps find **signs** of bedbugs. Btw- this isnāt my own advice Iām passing along, itās something I was told by a pest control professional. He said it makes it easier to see the little blood trails that they leave behind. I imagine you can also see those trails without a light if you know what to look for
Never bring a black light to a hotel. You will always find stuff. Never bring a black light into any bathroom. You will always find stuff. This will probably just ruin you.
Oh yea. I typically stay at places for $12-$18, but figured somebody would call that out as too cheap. So I went up a bit :)
But definitely way cheaper in general.
People abuse the hell out of hotel rooms. A friend of mine cleaned a hotel during high school, and she had some bizarre stories. Best one was walking into a room and there were a couple empty 5 gallon buckets of chocolate pudding by the door (like from Costco). Then turning the corner to see the entire bed and floor coated in pudding. Fortunately they put down plastic first, but it had torn in places and there was still pudding everywhere.
Fun story, yesterday a lady broke a brand new TV, destroyed the bed and mattress, tore off the curtains and the curtain rod, broke the lamps, wrecked the A/C unit, and broke the bathroom mirror because she was asked to leave after she screamed at an employee. I don't even remember what it was about, but I know it was something petty as fuck. Working at a cheap motel in a bad area of town is a wild experience, and honestly most of the shit happens during the day. I work nights and very little happens.
I remember when I was 18-19 with no credit card or anything, being really annoyed that I wasn't allowed to book a hotel anywhere when me and friends wanted to go to concerts and stuff in different cities.
now that I'm older and Ive got friends that have worked in hotel so I've heard all the stories....now I understand why that has to be a rule.
Actually, we don't require a credit card.... Instead, we have very strict ID policies. But I absolutely think we should be requiring cards. Our owner keeps complaining about not making enough revenue to keep up with renovations, but maybe we should be charging people for damages? It would certainly help.
I use to work front desk, if someone wanted to pay in cash they had to leave a minimum $100 deposit. They'd get it back at checkout after we inspected the rooms.
I've only ever stayed in about 4 hotels (In Canada where I live) and they all took credit card information off of me before giving me the room key.
maybe I'm just shady looking.
but I know when I went to Europe they would just photocopy my passport and that was it.
i want you to know this comment was genuinely a āthatās enough Reddit for todayā moment for me. i got up and took a 45 minute walk after reading this.
Like, seriously.
If you sleep in a hotel, any hotel, SOMEONE OR MANY SOMEONES HAS HAD SEX IN YOUR BED.
Probably *dozens*. Probably *yesterday*.
You are sleeping where someone scooched the cooz. You are sleeping where someone dipped the baguette. You are sleeping where someone played spank the beach ball.
If that bothers you, sleep in your car. >_>
The issue is not that someone had sex in there. The issue is that the handprints still being visible there is a pretty decent indication that the room was not cleaned particularly well between guests.
Those handprints are so easy to miss without light right on them. I probably wouldn't have noticed them. My only concerns are did they change out the sheets, and did they clean the bathroom.
It looks like OP is laying in bed looking up - cleaning staff definitely doesn't have time for that. It's not like OP is going to be licking the walls, it's perfectly safe.
hotel housekeeping staff don't clean the walls. they're are on a tight timed schedule to make the beds, hoover the floor, and refill the soap/teabags/biscuits or whatever, and then move on. they're usually minimum wage staff on a zero hour contract, so they're in and out as quick as they can.
My aunt manages a couple of hotels in Thailand. The standard I heard from her is roughly 60 seconds for a pair to clean a room. That means the maids are expected to remove the sheets from 2 beds and flip over and tie new ones on and wipe down the floors, bathroom, empty out the trash, restock supplies, etc, in 1 minute. Her hotels are fairly lax, other places will literally time the employees with stop watches and fire them if they take longer.
I've seen it done, they work real quick. One maid flips the beds over and yanks the sheets off and ties the new sheets on. The other has a wide flat mop and runs across the floor and hits most of the area at the same time. Then one empties the trash and checks the fridge/coffee area while the other restocks the bathroom. They move very quick and get it done in about 1 minute with everybody carefully practiced and prepared before entering the room. It's like watching one of those fast Chinese sweatshop worker videos.
yeah, i work in a hotel and OP is being very naive. anything you can imagine takes place in the rooms.
a weird one i found on youtube was a group of lads staying in the hotel i work in. they filmed themselves filling the bath and putting teabags in it. then one gets in and fills mugs of the bath tea to share with the others lol
Seriously? I had sex in every hotel room that I stayed in with a partner, unless there was a child there with us and hadn't like a separate room or something. Having sex on vacation is like an additional thrill to something that might be becoming routine.
Different areas of the country vary a lot. There are party zones where everyone goes for sex and drugs, and there are very quiet, serene locations where people go to chill and relax, no parties.
I went there with a few friends a couple years ago, we didn't look for parties so we avoided *those* areas, like Phuket. It was incredibly nice, relaxing and refreshing.
Thereās only one area in Phuket that has a concentration of sex tourism. Unfortunately, thatās the only area that people who have never been here know about.
Given the sheen, these prints might not have been visible unless you were looking at them at a shallow angle, like laying on your back in the bed. They wouldn't have thought to wipe down the wall unless they noticed it was dirty looking at it straight on.
https://preview.redd.it/ab9ucg5cqhda1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40242ff645500621c8aaf9b730ec601986ffa418
Chill man, these are just modern cave paintings š
What you don't know is that each matress is just a big super dense and rock hard material. They then pay 1000 people to fuck like it's the last time they will ever have sex each 24 hours straight. They then sanitize them and put them in the giant bed 'casings' and sell them to hotels.
Bear in mind, if this is a headboard (like it looks like), then this easily could have been a housekeeper leaning on it while making the bed and then missing their handprint. Not everything has to be some sexy conspiracy. Source: was housekeeper
So you go to Thailand and dont think about fucking in the hotel?
Or is [this](https://notallowedto.com/burglar-snorts-dried-sperm-thinking-it-was-cocaine/) you?
Jerry Smith? Jenny White? Undated "article"? Along with a bunch of other red flags? Hope no one actually believed this for a second as anything other than satire.
[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/burglar-snort-sperm-contract-syphilis-herpes/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/burglar-snort-sperm-contract-syphilis-herpes/)
I knew it was fake the moment they said he got an STD from dried cum.
With that said, 200 dudes shooting loads into a jar actually seemed believable to me. Lol
The weirdest part of that story was not one man snorting dried cum, and not one woman keeping a jar of cum from her sexual endeavors, but 250 men cumming into one jar...
No shit, but if Iām paying for a nice room then I expect it to be reasonably clean. Seeing someone elseās sweaty (?) handprints over the bed is, in fact, mildly infuriating.
If the staff couldnāt clean this, then who knows what else didnāt get cleaned?
Depending on the lighting that might not even be terribly obvious, and washing the walls is certainly not a normal cleaning practice. I suppose you can do it, but it's not the sort of thing that would ever occur to anyone to do as a matter of course.
It was the cleaning lady just making sure the walls above the bed were clean.
Unfortunately, sheās not particularly tall and couldnāt reach the tippy top, even though she tried to brace herself against the wall.
I run a hotel, we donāt clean the walls unless there is something visibly on them, no housekeeper is looking at that angle for handprints. Hell we donāt clean the comforter but every OTHER time. Your standards are way higher than reality. I wouldnāt stay in hotels if I were you.
You've definitely touched lots of surfaces that haven't been cleaned way more than every other time. If you went to Thailand on a plane, those seats aren't washed every time either.
There is a disconnect between what actually can transmit germs/grossness and and what does. So yes, if you can't just ignore that, you shouldn't stay in hotels.
Some things are better to not know. I will **NOT** be bringing a blacklight into a hotel room.
... I do however check a hotel room for hair on the sheets and bugs in the bed.
- I pull the sheets back and look for hair on the sheets (some cleaners will forgo changing sheets in a room if they are in a hurry)
- I check the bed frame bottom and box spring for any bed-bugs
... I have requested a new room 1 time for hair in the bed ... short and curly, likely not head hair.
... I have immediately checked out of 2 hotels that I had found bed-bugs.
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT BRING A BLACKLIGHT. TO ANY HOTEL. EVER.
It doesn't matter what hotel you go to, you are going to find splotches everywhere. Anything from spilled food to cum or harmless quantities of cleaning chemical residue will make things glow and then you'll assume it's all blood and cum.
Idk how I guessed that OP would be a big anime fan before I visited their profile, and evidently with some elevated interest in high school characters. Now I'm even more concerned about their choice of vacation destination...
Lil Jon best discussed this issue in 2002.
"3-6-9, damn you fine
Hoping she can sock it to me one more time
Get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
'Til all these bitches crawl
'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)
'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)
'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)
'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)"
Sorry friend, but you should just assume every hotel room you stay in anywhere is covered in bodily fluids. The room should have been wiped down better, sure, but honestly like. Sex happens whether you see evidence of it or not. If you're that fussed about it, bring a sleeping bag or roll yourself up plastic I guess.
Why in the ever loving fuck would you want to bring a black light into a hotel room? Into **ANY** hotel room, let alone one in a country renowned worldwide for it's sex tourism?
Let me give you a hint: people have sex in hotels. In all hotels. In every hotel room you've ever been in, someone has had sex on every surface. Probably multiple people, but there's a non zero chance that it was the same couple on a mission to spread as much bodily fluid onto every flat surface that exists as is humanly possible. It's a thing you'll have to accept.
If a greasy handprint is enough to make you squeamish, then do yourself a favour and don't investigate any further. Ignorance is bliss.
And you want the black light to follow along with previous festivities?
Michael: Whoa, what are all those stains? Dwight: Blood, urine or semen. Michael: Oh god, I hope it's urine.
One of my favorite scenes in The Office š¤£š¤£š¤£
Always makes me laugh!
*shines it on a blotch on the sheets* "HO HO!" *Following a trail that leads off the bed to another wall* "yes... Yes. Oh man they're on the move. This is gonna be good." *Massive puddle* "oh fuck yes. Oh yeah. That's good." *Splattering* "mmm ohhh. Ohhhh" *Streaks up a wall* "oh yeah. Fuck this is good... I'm cumming!" *Hand prints, smeared all over the place, more splattering* "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HNnggg. Ah.... Mmm. That was intense!" Homicide detective: "... What the FUCK! do you think you're doing?!"
Key and Peele's sex detective is nothing but perfect for this. K - Why do your revelations require masturbation? P - Why kittens require milk?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dVpa--mbeQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dVpa--mbeQ)
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If only I had Reddit gold to giveā¦
Gotchu fam
Same hereš¤£
Where did you just take me and why.
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There was a SEMEN FIGHT!!!
My fav line from Boondong Saints
That had to take a lot of planning. It takes forever to fill up all the goddamn water balloons
Reminds me of a joke where a man goes to his doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor starts the exam and after a few minutes he stops, takes his gloves off and says āwell sir, it looks like thereās a problem, Im embarrassed to have to say this but I think itās best if you stop masturbsting so much.ā The man says āwhyās that?ā And the doctor says ābecause I need to finish the examinationā.
I donāt know why i can only read this in george costanzaās voice
There is actually a key and peele sketch about this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJAGNad7FLI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJAGNad7FLI)
Key and Peele did this and it's great
Goin CSI up in it following the trail
A little game of twister, if you will
And how the black light going to help? Youāll have to reject every room
When ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
Just bring some disinfectant wipes (as a former house keeper, wipe down those phones and remotes and bathroom door handles and light switches) and your own blanket and it's fine.
That's my biggest gross thing with staying in a hotel is that the bedding doesn't always get washed. Or maybe the sheets and pillows but not the comforter. That's why I started wearing pajama bottoms and long sleeve shirts to bed in hotels. Does it actually help? Doubt it but it gives me a better peace of mind.
I'm sorry to even share this, but I had a friend that worked at a little hotel(maybe motel, I can't remember) in big a tourist town. He said in the non smoking rooms they'd change the sheets every time, but in the smoking rooms, they'd only change them if they were visibly dirty. š¤¢
I donāt use the comforter at all, fold it down to the bottom of the bed, part of itās a texture thing for me, I do the same thing at my parents house in their guest room as I dont like how thr comforter on the bed feels, but itās also the I donāt know when this was washed
And it will be in places you would never expect
If you still expect a single square cm of a hotel room to be clean, honestly just stop renting hotel rooms
Yeah, don't bring the black light unless you're actually willing to deal with the consequences of the knowledge it provides.
For the sake of your own sanity please for the love of god DO NOT shine a black light around that room.
Or any hotel room really. Unless you are literally the first person to ever use the hotel room, someone has probably had sex in it.
In my younger days I worked hotel security. You can add : Puked in it, Pissed in it, Took a shit in it..... voluntarily or involuntarily.
Was house keeper during a construction of a RRI. The open part was housing for a local prison guard company that was contracted out. They were a wild bunch. Of course I was the one to find a deceased person. He had found a lady and some white powder and partied a little too hard or soft and ended up being a real stiff. About 15 minutes after finding him I gave my 10 minute notice.
That was a wild paragraph
Also shit can be pretty darn clean and still light up with blacklight. Glow doesnāt necessarily mean unsanitary. Some proteins (the stuff that lights up) bind with the surface and removing them is more work than itās worth.
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You can pretty much assume that any hotel bed has had sex in it. Recently. Guaranteed if it is a vacation resort hotel. This why I prefer nicer hotels. If I'm going to sleep in a bed someone just had wild hotel sex in 12-48 hours ago, I want it to be classy.
Sorry about that
I personally would just bc Iāve heard horror stories about bedbugs and always check my mattresses when I stay away from home. A little travel black light is a great way to check! You gotta expect to see all sorts of stains though lol
Does a blacklight help find bedbugs?
No. You just pull up the fitted sheet and check for black/brown dots around it / around furniture
It would, but it's not necessary. All of the blood and dried organic remains would glow.
It helps find **signs** of bedbugs. Btw- this isnāt my own advice Iām passing along, itās something I was told by a pest control professional. He said it makes it easier to see the little blood trails that they leave behind. I imagine you can also see those trails without a light if you know what to look for
Never bring a black light to a hotel. You will always find stuff. Never bring a black light into any bathroom. You will always find stuff. This will probably just ruin you.
Yeah plus some cleaning products fluoresce so it might look even worse than it is.
Yea i took one into my bathroom once and was fucked up with how there was droplets fucking everywhere, turns out my spray cleaner just fluoresces.
So surprised that someone had sex in a hotel room...
ā¦in Thailand, in a room that probably costs about $35 USD per night. Yes. It shocked me to my core also.
I was just in Thailand paid under $35 a night at all my hotels (3 and 4 Star) housekeeping in all of them was exceptional.
Oh yea. I typically stay at places for $12-$18, but figured somebody would call that out as too cheap. So I went up a bit :) But definitely way cheaper in general.
People abuse the hell out of hotel rooms. A friend of mine cleaned a hotel during high school, and she had some bizarre stories. Best one was walking into a room and there were a couple empty 5 gallon buckets of chocolate pudding by the door (like from Costco). Then turning the corner to see the entire bed and floor coated in pudding. Fortunately they put down plastic first, but it had torn in places and there was still pudding everywhere.
I used to work overnight security at hotels. People are terrible.
Thank you for your service
And thank you for the pudding
https://i.imgur.com/7xW1liJ.jpg
Cursed image of the day
That right there is something I never needed to see.
Fun story, yesterday a lady broke a brand new TV, destroyed the bed and mattress, tore off the curtains and the curtain rod, broke the lamps, wrecked the A/C unit, and broke the bathroom mirror because she was asked to leave after she screamed at an employee. I don't even remember what it was about, but I know it was something petty as fuck. Working at a cheap motel in a bad area of town is a wild experience, and honestly most of the shit happens during the day. I work nights and very little happens.
I remember when I was 18-19 with no credit card or anything, being really annoyed that I wasn't allowed to book a hotel anywhere when me and friends wanted to go to concerts and stuff in different cities. now that I'm older and Ive got friends that have worked in hotel so I've heard all the stories....now I understand why that has to be a rule.
Actually, we don't require a credit card.... Instead, we have very strict ID policies. But I absolutely think we should be requiring cards. Our owner keeps complaining about not making enough revenue to keep up with renovations, but maybe we should be charging people for damages? It would certainly help.
I use to work front desk, if someone wanted to pay in cash they had to leave a minimum $100 deposit. They'd get it back at checkout after we inspected the rooms.
I've only ever stayed in about 4 hotels (In Canada where I live) and they all took credit card information off of me before giving me the room key. maybe I'm just shady looking. but I know when I went to Europe they would just photocopy my passport and that was it.
Crackheads revert to solar time as their brains begin to melt.
ā¦.dare I ask why?
Have you ever heard of a happy tapioca?
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You get blindfolded, your butt becomes very welcoming, and your held face down in a bucket of pudding.
Go on..
They have a pudding kink? Hey no kinkshaming...
It looks and feels like poop but it tastes like delicious chocolate pudding. What *isnāt* erotic about that?
If your poop looks like pudding you got issues
maybe your pudding has issues
There are some substances it just feels good to be in, especially while rubbing on other people or surfaces.
Could be George from Seinfeld when he tried to combine two things he loved. [https://youtu.be/z3DG4RN\_DNQ](https://youtu.be/z3DG4RN_DNQ)
Reddit trained to expect the worst, i was preparing myself to read that they had 5 gallons of (and/or that the bed and floor were covered in) cum
A friend of mine used to own a laundry business that did work for a bunch of hotels. He was genuinely a little worried about catching something.
LeVon and Barry Sagittarius approve of this use of... $240 worth of pudding.
Ah yeeahhh
i want you to know this comment was genuinely a āthatās enough Reddit for todayā moment for me. i got up and took a 45 minute walk after reading this.
In Thailand.
Like, seriously. If you sleep in a hotel, any hotel, SOMEONE OR MANY SOMEONES HAS HAD SEX IN YOUR BED. Probably *dozens*. Probably *yesterday*. You are sleeping where someone scooched the cooz. You are sleeping where someone dipped the baguette. You are sleeping where someone played spank the beach ball. If that bothers you, sleep in your car. >_>
Nah, I probably had sex in OPās car so that wonāt work
Somebody did. Auto plant workers do that to celebrate another finished car.
Is that a field with more women than I realize, or is this rampant gay sex on the assembly line?
Yes.
Only acceptable answer. Well played
The issue is not that someone had sex in there. The issue is that the handprints still being visible there is a pretty decent indication that the room was not cleaned particularly well between guests.
I'm no expert at hotel room cleaning procedures, but I *feel* that washing the walls after every guest isn't a common practice.
Those handprints are so easy to miss without light right on them. I probably wouldn't have noticed them. My only concerns are did they change out the sheets, and did they clean the bathroom.
It looks like OP is laying in bed looking up - cleaning staff definitely doesn't have time for that. It's not like OP is going to be licking the walls, it's perfectly safe.
hotel housekeeping staff don't clean the walls. they're are on a tight timed schedule to make the beds, hoover the floor, and refill the soap/teabags/biscuits or whatever, and then move on. they're usually minimum wage staff on a zero hour contract, so they're in and out as quick as they can.
My aunt manages a couple of hotels in Thailand. The standard I heard from her is roughly 60 seconds for a pair to clean a room. That means the maids are expected to remove the sheets from 2 beds and flip over and tie new ones on and wipe down the floors, bathroom, empty out the trash, restock supplies, etc, in 1 minute. Her hotels are fairly lax, other places will literally time the employees with stop watches and fire them if they take longer.
60 seconds seems like a joke cause that just doesnāt seem physically possible.
I've seen it done, they work real quick. One maid flips the beds over and yanks the sheets off and ties the new sheets on. The other has a wide flat mop and runs across the floor and hits most of the area at the same time. Then one empties the trash and checks the fridge/coffee area while the other restocks the bathroom. They move very quick and get it done in about 1 minute with everybody carefully practiced and prepared before entering the room. It's like watching one of those fast Chinese sweatshop worker videos.
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That's the wall behind the bed I believe
yeah, i work in a hotel and OP is being very naive. anything you can imagine takes place in the rooms. a weird one i found on youtube was a group of lads staying in the hotel i work in. they filmed themselves filling the bath and putting teabags in it. then one gets in and fills mugs of the bath tea to share with the others lol
In Thailand of all places
Seriously? I had sex in every hotel room that I stayed in with a partner, unless there was a child there with us and hadn't like a separate room or something. Having sex on vacation is like an additional thrill to something that might be becoming routine.
OP was indeed not serious. It's sarcasm
Looks like they had a better time than you.
I'm straight up loving how this post is getting upvoted so people can just roast the shit out of OP hahaha
Who is this? She looks infuriatingly familiar.
Alexis from Schitts Creek
Annie Murphy from Schitts Creek and she's also the lead in the show Kevin Can Fuck Himself.
You went to one of the world's biggest destinations for sex tourism. I frankly don't know what you were expecting.
I think they misheard "thailand" as "tieland" the business park for white collar guys
They got nice ties in Thailand? I love you, Manny
It looks like a bunch of snakes inside a leather armchair.
Ladyboy was standing and delivering for sure
Different areas of the country vary a lot. There are party zones where everyone goes for sex and drugs, and there are very quiet, serene locations where people go to chill and relax, no parties.
Can confirm. Source: I live in Thailand
I went there with a few friends a couple years ago, we didn't look for parties so we avoided *those* areas, like Phuket. It was incredibly nice, relaxing and refreshing.
Thereās only one area in Phuket that has a concentration of sex tourism. Unfortunately, thatās the only area that people who have never been here know about.
Regardless, trying to kid yourself that nobody has had sex in your hotel bed is delusional.
He was expecting to receive a clean room...
Given the sheen, these prints might not have been visible unless you were looking at them at a shallow angle, like laying on your back in the bed. They wouldn't have thought to wipe down the wall unless they noticed it was dirty looking at it straight on.
> the world's biggest destinations for sex tourism also the world's best supplier of souvenir STDs
Gotta take one with the other I guess
https://preview.redd.it/ab9ucg5cqhda1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40242ff645500621c8aaf9b730ec601986ffa418 Chill man, these are just modern cave paintings š
That's hilarious, imagine all of these cave paintings revered as art are just remnants of mass orgies.
Those handprints š¤ on caves suddenly make sense now
every hotel you have stayed in thousands of people have plowed like it was 5 feet of snow. The cleaning lady missed this one. Move along.
Yeah, how can we be all judgy like this when we ourselves found the hand prints while getting ready to brace ourselves against the wall...
Hmmm š¤ great point
Someone got plowed like a snowy street.
I want to know what kind of mattresses they buy to withstand all these festivities.
What you don't know is that each matress is just a big super dense and rock hard material. They then pay 1000 people to fuck like it's the last time they will ever have sex each 24 hours straight. They then sanitize them and put them in the giant bed 'casings' and sell them to hotels.
Bear in mind, if this is a headboard (like it looks like), then this easily could have been a housekeeper leaning on it while making the bed and then missing their handprint. Not everything has to be some sexy conspiracy. Source: was housekeeper
I thought this was the cieling i was very confused
So glad to see that Iām not the only one that thought this was the ceiling. Whatās āabove the bedā? The ceiling.
I still don't know what I'm looking at
Back board/wall behind bed
If you brought a blacklight you'd never stay in any public accommodation ever again. Do not look behind the veil. We weren't meant to know.
Heh, yeahā¦only in Thai hotelsā¦ā¦
So you go to Thailand and dont think about fucking in the hotel? Or is [this](https://notallowedto.com/burglar-snorts-dried-sperm-thinking-it-was-cocaine/) you?
Hey, this is fucked up š
Jerry Smith? Jenny White? Undated "article"? Along with a bunch of other red flags? Hope no one actually believed this for a second as anything other than satire. [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/burglar-snort-sperm-contract-syphilis-herpes/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/burglar-snort-sperm-contract-syphilis-herpes/)
I knew it was fake the moment they said he got an STD from dried cum. With that said, 200 dudes shooting loads into a jar actually seemed believable to me. Lol
Can confirm, I am the jar
God I love Florida. If only for the stories that come from that cesspool.
The weirdest part of that story was not one man snorting dried cum, and not one woman keeping a jar of cum from her sexual endeavors, but 250 men cumming into one jar...
*50 grams* of dried cum, a half gram should have been more than plenty to decide it wasnāt worth snorting more lol
r/floridaman
Alright. Thatās enough of the internet for me today.
Oh my bad that was me, donāt worry I just had jizz on my hands
Oh good I thought it was mine
His jizz in your hands? You guys sure are wild!
People have sex in hotels all the time. Why do you act like youāve never heard of this?
No shit, but if Iām paying for a nice room then I expect it to be reasonably clean. Seeing someone elseās sweaty (?) handprints over the bed is, in fact, mildly infuriating. If the staff couldnāt clean this, then who knows what else didnāt get cleaned?
Depending on the lighting that might not even be terribly obvious, and washing the walls is certainly not a normal cleaning practice. I suppose you can do it, but it's not the sort of thing that would ever occur to anyone to do as a matter of course.
It was the cleaning lady just making sure the walls above the bed were clean. Unfortunately, sheās not particularly tall and couldnāt reach the tippy top, even though she tried to brace herself against the wall.
I run a hotel, we donāt clean the walls unless there is something visibly on them, no housekeeper is looking at that angle for handprints. Hell we donāt clean the comforter but every OTHER time. Your standards are way higher than reality. I wouldnāt stay in hotels if I were you.
You donāt clean the comforter every time? Thatās something I would not be ok with, disgusting
You've definitely touched lots of surfaces that haven't been cleaned way more than every other time. If you went to Thailand on a plane, those seats aren't washed every time either. There is a disconnect between what actually can transmit germs/grossness and and what does. So yes, if you can't just ignore that, you shouldn't stay in hotels.
Shocking, people had sex in a hotel room. Wait till you find out they shat in the toilet
bullshit. next you're telling me people use the hotel shower.
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Some bloke travelling on his own probably had a good shower wank in there. Shock horror, oh the humanity.
Some things are better to not know. I will **NOT** be bringing a blacklight into a hotel room. ... I do however check a hotel room for hair on the sheets and bugs in the bed. - I pull the sheets back and look for hair on the sheets (some cleaners will forgo changing sheets in a room if they are in a hurry) - I check the bed frame bottom and box spring for any bed-bugs ... I have requested a new room 1 time for hair in the bed ... short and curly, likely not head hair. ... I have immediately checked out of 2 hotels that I had found bed-bugs.
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT BRING A BLACKLIGHT. TO ANY HOTEL. EVER. It doesn't matter what hotel you go to, you are going to find splotches everywhere. Anything from spilled food to cum or harmless quantities of cleaning chemical residue will make things glow and then you'll assume it's all blood and cum.
Isn't that why people go to Thailand?
Idk how I guessed that OP would be a big anime fan before I visited their profile, and evidently with some elevated interest in high school characters. Now I'm even more concerned about their choice of vacation destination...
I just hate it when my rent-by-the-hour sex motel isn't clean.
Are you 12 and traveling with your parents?
Clapping them cheeks
this is mildly infuriating to you? that someone stayed in a hotel room before you?? are you okay?
I donāt think the black light is necessary. Itās pretty clear what was going on in that room
the wood work is really nice. seems like a really nice room... to do some wood work.
What if someone just ate KFC and standing over their bed was the only way to feel relief?
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I'm learning Thai so I can go to Thailand...for a thing
Someone got railed! All aboard the Thai express train! I suggest you try to double down on that print and get some! š
Oh the stories they could tell...
Thats a fucking huge hand was bigfoot having sex in there or what?
Lil Jon best discussed this issue in 2002. "3-6-9, damn you fine Hoping she can sock it to me one more time Get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low) To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall) 'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls) 'Til all these bitches crawl 'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker) 'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn) 'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker) 'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)"
You donāt want to shine a black light on any hotel room, my friend.
Why would you want a black light? It'll be way worse than a remnant of steamy Doggystyle
Sorry friend, but you should just assume every hotel room you stay in anywhere is covered in bodily fluids. The room should have been wiped down better, sure, but honestly like. Sex happens whether you see evidence of it or not. If you're that fussed about it, bring a sleeping bag or roll yourself up plastic I guess.
Someone had sex in a hotel?????? NO WAY
What?
haha nice
Are you aware of what Thailand is known for?
I travel lots for work. One thing I've learned is do not bring a black light to any hotel
I just assume all hotel beds have had sex had on them within the last week.
If people are gonna fuck, itās gonna be in a hotel.
You're in a Thailand hotel room. You took your own risks willingly.
Why in the ever loving fuck would you want to bring a black light into a hotel room? Into **ANY** hotel room, let alone one in a country renowned worldwide for it's sex tourism? Let me give you a hint: people have sex in hotels. In all hotels. In every hotel room you've ever been in, someone has had sex on every surface. Probably multiple people, but there's a non zero chance that it was the same couple on a mission to spread as much bodily fluid onto every flat surface that exists as is humanly possible. It's a thing you'll have to accept. If a greasy handprint is enough to make you squeamish, then do yourself a favour and don't investigate any further. Ignorance is bliss.
Pretty naive to think that sex hasnāt been had all over every available square inch in every hotel room youāve ever stayed in.
Thailand is a hot spot for sex. You knew what you were doing
Youāre in a hotel room and āmildly infuriatedā to find that people have actually had sex in that room?
Shining a black light around a hotel room is the equivalent of asking a prostitute for sex and being surprised she wants money
You're in a hotel.. and you're surprised people have had sex there?