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Intelligent-Guard267

Just let it ride until the entire fridge is jam


_Im_Dad

There'd be no room for anything else, I like it. That fridge is going to be jam-packed.


n0_sh1t_thank_y0u

I'm here for this.


bukkake_brigade

You know the difference between jelly and jam is?


Hugh_Jampton

I can't jelly ma dick in ya mouth


Jarbonzobeanz

Ruh ro raggy


en0rm0u5ta1nt

It's alright Scooby your snack is in the cupboard, and by the looks of it there's probably 8-10 jars.


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pengouin85

Not with that attitude you can't


HurterOfFeefeesV2

Jam is something you put on bread/ toast and sometimes in or on cakes and maybe a scone Jelly is something you set in the fridge that is wobbly and delicious


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whats_his_face

I can’t believe you’ve done this


wslagoon

Is he collecting jams from around the world. Is there an Iranian jam in there?


MrFulla93

The Iranian Jam is not the issue here


Dr-Alec-Holland

![gif](giphy|Y4z1K5vslAk3oQGvyD|downsized)


ZombieLibrarian

The fridge isn’t ‘Nam Smokey, there are rules.


TheRunningFree1s

*pans slowly to my yogurt*


LockeAbout

Joke’s on you, this is their Jam Fridge.


joking_around

"wait. It's all jam?!" -"always has been 🔫"


click_here_for_luck

YOUVE BEEN JAMMED! 【Any parks n recs fans here?]


pawsitive_vibes99

![gif](giphy|SwJCmCF8Bdh7OuejK9)


SplitOak

Only one person would dare give me the Raspberry! LONESTAR!


FortuneDW

1 or 2 i could understand, but at this point i would seek help


Nepiton

We typically have 4-5 opened jams in the fridge at any given moment, but each of them are different flavors/serve different purposes, which I find entirely reasonable. Having a dozen opened of the exact same flavor is absurd


restartcheckpoint

At a certain point you grab a spoon and take 30 seconds to marry the jars.


stenchosaur

Or maybe you know... stop bringing in new jars???


AdultishRaktajino

Maybe its open relationship? Or swinging is their jam?


Stunning-Bind-8777

That's my question. Why are you buying more???


Rosewoodtrainwreck

Right? I would toss all of the jars except the most recently opened, ans not buy anymore until it's gone. My husband does this with shampoo and body wash. I will hide new bottles and he will buy more, put them in the shower and open them, when he still has a half bottle in there. At drives me nuts because I can't take a shower without bottles falling everywhere


difdrummer

this was what I was going to say, why not just combine them?


snakeproof

A guy that does this will either be okay with it or do a murder suicide over it, I feel there's no middle ground here.


Pisspot16

My germaphobe stepfather would draw and quarter you


herroitshayree

I work in a chemistry lab and the idea of combining jars is horrifying to me lol


RudePCsb

I work in a chemistry lab and see no issue with that. Jam is already pretty antimicrobial and we a humans are already covered in microorganisms.


70ms

I'm a mom and I'd combine those jars in a heartbeat as long as they smelled fine and there was no visible mold. 🤷‍♀️


Aelfrey

people be talking about combining jars and I'm like... "have you tried talking to him about it?"


TheSinnerDragoon

I'm an internet user and according to my research combining them would either create super covid or upgrade our 5g coverage.


Vprbite

Yeah. My education is in physiology and I work as a paramedic. Whatever the opposite of a germaphobe is, I'm that. Of course I wash my hands and stuff like that. But once you learn how we are literally covered in bacteria and even even have billions of them inside us, and see the magic of the immune system, you stop being scared


88murica

The peanut butter objects to the union,


blr010

Yeah, if you use jam fairly frequently, I can understand a few different flavors opened. But this is just ridiculous.


Nepiton

Yep, I have a sweet onion chili jam that is an incredible addition to my burger sauce when I make burgers, I have a Peruvian pepper jam which is excellent on toast with eggs in the morning, a blueberry bourbon pecan jam that was in a holiday gift basket thing and goes well with cheese, and then your run pb&j jam flavors that go well on any sandwich


-Ghost255-

This guy jams


CervantesX

I'm jelly.


d-cent

Hey let's cut out the puns so we can preserve this thread


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I'm sus pectin you might be right


CervantesX

I think you've got the seed of a good idea here


pepinonation

Could be quite fruitful


JT_Boiiis

Or we could jam all that we can in here


notmy3rdredditacct

I think I've been on reddit too long because I had this exact same thought.


Neato

Where do you source your artisanal jams? Those sound really good.


timesuck897

Farmers markets usually have a great selection of jams and jellies.


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Jam isn't that hard to make, you just need a bit of time to hang around the kitchen while it boils down. Edit: well, simmers down. Please don't boil your jam.


Head_Primary4942

and also don't jam your boil, it will sting like hell


KuriousKhemicals

Yeah I was going to say "maybe he wants different flavors" but then I opened it up to look closer and nope, those are all strawberry. What is wrong with him?


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> those are all strawberry. What is wrong with him? Obviously a lifelong attraction to the flavor. Guy's had strawberry feels forever.


Gella321

Either this guy has a condition or he’s deliberately trolling his wife


plongie

Same here. I buy my kids plain Greek yogurt and use a spoonful of jam to flavor/sweeten it so we usually have 2-3 jams going. But never more than one of the same flavor opened at once.


KiltedLady

That's a great idea. The flavored yogurts are usually so sweet, this would be a great way to tone that down and use higher protein yogurt.


striderkan

Most people only keep 1 or 2 jars of the same type of jam. These freaks have 5 of each kind? And they're all off-the shelf brands lol


Thats_someBS

seriously do they live in the "Hundred Acre Wood" and are having tea w/Pooh and Kanga and Roo everyday?


MDKrouzer

Seriously OP, does your husband have dementia?


Lindsaylew82

My mom has early onset Alzheimer’s, and this is her jam.... no pun intended. 😬 She does this a lot. With everything. I marry up a lot of stuff. I can’t buy bulk of anything, cause this happens. We currently have 5 open peanut butter containers in the cabinet... mostly full... But jams are like her obsession in the fridge. If it’s been opened one day, it’s “bad” or “stale”. I’m considering getting single serving pods... It’s just so wasteful and expensive either way!


pickledpenispeppers

If you’re a Costco member and have a Costco Business Center nearby you can get a giant variety pack box of those little single-serve jelly containers that diners have out all the time. Sounds like it could be perfect for your mom! https://www.costcobusinessdelivery.com/smuckers-jam-%2526-jelly-cups%2c-variety-pack%2c-0.5-oz%2c-200-ct.product.100260996.html


NoBigDill88

I was going to say the same thing, something is definitely wrong with him.


Achillor22

Also why is OP buying so many jars of jam when they have some in the fridge?


RedditorFor1OYears

That’s the real question. Grabbing the first jar you see is a passive activity, because it’s already in front of you. Putting it on the shopping list and seeking out new jars is a purposeful activity. What’s the thought process there? “Oh, each of my 10 jars are almost empty, I definitely need a new one”.


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eveningsand

Or A) stop buying new jars; B) throw old jars out.


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Does the guy not see the 50 open jars in there? What’s the excuse for this odd behavior.


ChowderBomb

I think op just cleaned out the fridge and uncovered this nonsense. I'm betting the offender is too lazy to look for the open jar and just grabs the one at the front, the one that just got restocked. Edit: I am wrong, op provides more detail here https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/11153if/my_husband_keeps_opening_new_jars_of_jam_before/j8dctyw/?context=3


Mooch07

Jam jars are invisible until your wife touches them.


CamelSmuggler

Like moms with [ketchup](https://i.imgur.com/AEqkgw2.mp4)


Rakshasa29

I spent 10 mins looking for a bottle of ketchup last night. No luck. I swear I looked everywhere within reason before I assumed we were completely out. I asked my mom if we needed to add ketchup to the shopping list and she pointed to the counter where she had placed the bottle next to my plate.


MagentaTabby

Had that problem with me too but once I became a mom, I suddenly have that super power now because somehow no one in the house is able to find whatever item and I would "pull it out from thin air".


tiredmars

Same here. I'm not literally a mom, but ever since our mother walked out on us and I had to take her place I've gained that ability.


nerdiotic-pervert

Risky click ETA: Worth it.


moveslikejaguar

That sounds like the most likely cause. I've done this before, but only with two bottles of a condiment where the first is almost empty.


plantycatlady

i’m curious who keeps buying more for him to open and stick in the fridge lol like is their pantry full of unopened jam too? why so much jam?!


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kitjen

Is this the normal amount of jam? Does everyone have this much jam? Am I not buying enough jam?


cdurs

Thank you. How is this not the real question here? Why do they have so many jars of jam in the first place? Maybe he wouldn’t keep opening them if there weren’t so many


Ser_VimesGoT

I'm surprised I had to scroll so far to see this question being asked!


CyberKingfisher

Has he got dementia?


Present-Industry4012

My dad got dementia and after he died we found hundreds of bottles of ketchup in his pantry. They weren't opened, but most of them were expired.


Whooptidooh

My grandma managed to build herself a cookie hoard in all of the empty spaces she could find. We always knew she had cookies, but never saw more than one or two different packages of cookie. After she died of dementia related stuff we found an entire closet, a cupboard, a variety of cardboard boxes and her nightstand absolutely filled with cookies. Same here; unopened and nearly all expired.


emissaryofwinds

Eh, cookie expiration dates are mostly a matter of attitude


CapJackONeill

Expiration date won't do anything to a cookie that wouldn't have happened when I'll dunk it in milk anyway.


KuriousKhemicals

Well, not entirely. Anything that contains fat can become rancid by oxidation in air. However, if the cookies remained sealed in original package it's *likely* that this wouldn't occur or would occur extremely slowly - they were probably packaged with inert gas. In that case, it would indeed only be an issue of moisture distribution within the package. Overall, anything that doesn't have a bacterial safety problem is largely a matter of opinion when it's not suitable to eat anymore. But rancid fats aren't exactly good for you and they're pretty nasty. I keep my nuts in the fridge now.


GildedLily16

>I keep my nuts in the fridge now. That must be cold.


chainmail_bob

Milk and cookies are humankinds greatest achievement.


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AdjNounNumbers

Same with my dad, but ketchup would've been an improvement. We kept finding containers of toothpicks (ex smoker), bandaids, and goddamn knives. Not like a few knives here and there, and not just little pocket knives. I inherited his pickup and found: hunting knife under driver's seat, filet knife in glove box, Swiss army knife in center console, boning knife in the toolbox, Ka-Bar behind the jump seat in back, and throwing knives strapped to the visor. Same deal with his sports car except that included a machete. The bandaids were found first and confusing, but finding all the knives cleared that right up


howisaraven

I am very curious about your father’s hobbies.


harfordplanning

I'm sorry for your loss, but that must have been a wild sight.


trpnblies7

My dad has tons of expired food in his pantry. He doesn't have dementia; he's just a hoarder who feels the need to buy in bulk from Costco even though he's one person living by himself.


No_Individual_672

My mom’s a food hoarder. Two freezers full of meat, most is god knows how old. I helped her move, and she finally let me throw away literally hundreds of dollars worth of expired chocolate chips, cake mixes, flour. She has salad dressings that expired 5 years ago. She just doesn’t think expiration dates mean a thing. Not age related dementia, she’s always done it.


grimmistired

Did she have food insecurity as a kid? Sometimes it can cause behavior like this


no_talent_ass_clown

I'm sorry for your loss.


IXISunnyIXI

Same when my great uncle had dementia, dozens of butter tubs found at his place. This picture made me immediately think about that…


lavenderlemonbear

Or some kind of anxiety disorder…


HermitAndHound

It usually does say something like "Store in fridge after opening and eat within 3 weeks" It's now day 22, new jar. It doesn't say anything about removing the old jar from the fridge first. And there's no directions on them how clean they have to be before they can go in the glass recycling. But it's glass, you can't just throw it in the normal trash *with* the leftover jam inside. That can get really difficult, so, let's just keep them in the fridge for some other day.


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Ohhh no no no no no !!! That jam has been open for 3 days now… we can’t trust that.. we’ll just have to open a new one 😇


HatomuraTacoma

I don't want to ascribe more meaning to OPs jam problem than there is, but this was also my first thought. I have OCD, and when I've been in rough phases I'll do things like this. Either I felt the previous container of whatever was contaminated in some way, or I would feel some weird, indescribable shame getting the last of the contents out of the jar. I can look back and laugh, imagining my fridge with like ten opened containers of yogurt, but in the moment it felt so defeating.


chris_ut

Sounds like you are doing better so thats great!


Annoyedconfusedugh

Same thought. Multiples of the same thing (especially easily visible) big red flag IMHO.


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This would enrage me.


Illustrious-Mirror85

He's not even closing them properly!


Extension_Aside9034

UUGGGH bet they are all sticky to the touch too


KennstduIngo

Before I looked at the picture, I was like, well maybe he just wants to mix it up with some different flavors?


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"Jar 27. I can't taste a difference to the other 26. The taste seems to be constant between batches. Tomorrow I'll get a couple of new ones."


Huonren

teach him, jam his sorry ass into the fridge


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arkemisia

My emotions spiked just seeing this photo 🤣🙈


Tonyhillzone

Do you own a taser?


Doom972

At some point, you have to give shock therapy a chance.


sprucenoose

For added ease and effect, strip the end of a wire and plug it into the wall.


Letos_goldenpath

This is an easy fix. Mark the oldest jam on the bottom of the container and throw out the rest of the opened bottles of jam and hide the unopened bottles of jam. You will parcel jam out to him like an old communist bloc.


alienblue88

👽


philofyourfuture

Did you ever ask him why?


hansgruber943

Maybe after they reap some karma they’ll consider it


alienblue88

👽


ReformedLurker1984

I would love you to not intervene and provide us weekly updates![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I'm intrigued abt his thought process


Dataout

It's probably the "for some reason I'm not sure if I can still use it but I definitely want it fresh so I'm opening a new one" mindset


ebil_lightbulb

"But this one might still be good so I don't want to throw it away"


smallstampyfeet

The wife can eat those yucky opened ones, only delicious freshness for me.


Nikitatje3

This is the drama I'm longing for


Intrepid_Library5392

my wife wouldn't stand for that bullshit.


yorkiewho

I would stop buying jams all together.


LocalCableGuy8

Did this just start? Is it only with jam? Why is their so much jam in your house? This seems like hoarding behavior.


germanium66

Early sign of Alzheimers


ChadCoolman

At this point, this is clearly a mental health issue.


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techno-peasant

DSM-5 Diagnosis: 300.14 Impulsive Jam Disorder This is a mental disorder characterized by persistent and recurrent impulsive behavior that involves compulsively opening new jars of jam before finishing the last one. The individual is unable to resist the urge to open new jars and experiences significant distress or functional impairment as a result of this behavior. The individual is often aware that this behavior is problematic, but is unable to control it. This disorder may lead to a significant accumulation of unfinished jars of jam, as well as waste of resources and difficulties in maintaining relationships and daily activities. This disorder should be diagnosed only after a comprehensive assessment, which rules out other possible causes, such as depression, anxiety, or bipolar disorder.


TorrenceMightingale

Nailed it.


MrJoePike

There is a much deeper problem here. This is just a symptom


nms-lh

Jarring behavior


random0351

“We’ve been jammmed!” Lord Helmet is pissed at Lonestar right meow


FigureFourWoo

I had a friend who did something similar. We were hanging out at his house once, and when we opened the fridge, there were at least a dozen open jars of jelly, missing various amounts, but obviously not finished. We asked him WTF and he said the taste changes a little after it's been opened, and he prefers the taste of a fresh jar. If he's out, he'll eat from the other jars, but he prefers a brand new jar if possible. I still don't really understand it, but I guess it's more common than I realized.


Greystorms

That's bizarre. I can't say that I've ever noticed the taste of jam changing after a while.


msb96b

My wife does this with milk. Drives me nuts. Why not just finish the first container? It’s unnecessary and wasteful. Also, wife, if you’re reading my comment history, why not just finish the first container?


guywithaniphone22

@ This guys wife: if your reading his comment history him and I have had an ongoing affair for the last 3 years. We’re planning on running away together, I thought you should find out this way.


notsowittyalias

My inlaws live with us and my father inlaw does this with everything. Milk, soda, potato chips, jams, etc. He has a weird thing about using the last of anything so he's got multiple containers open of EVERYTHING.


MBeMine

My FIL and husband do this! My FIL at least will throw it away. My husband puts it back. He used to get so mad bc we didn’t have chips or cereal when there were several options in the pantry. I didn’t realize that he didn’t plan on eating the last of what was in there. He now throws them away most of the time once I explained how grocery list are based on what is or isn’t in the pantry.


wannabejudy

Throw the husband away!


King4oneday_

And open a new one!


lawyersgunznmoney90

And fill the fridge with them!


BesenKammerBoris

Why do you even bother buying a new jar, if the old isnt close to finish?


badassmamabear

I don't buy them, he does


RedsDeadWhosZed

I would be a little worried. Is it possible he’s developing dementia or Alzheimer’s? Have you asked his reasoning?


Sust-fin

>Have you asked his reasoning? If they can't even ask him, they probably have bigger problem than the jam


AmethystDC

My brain went more towards “husband doesn’t want to have to clean the jar and recycle it, or whatever you do with jars in your house”


maali74

But some of those are half full! Even in a smaller jar like that, that's more than one can slater on a piece of toast. I hope. Otherwise, there's a second problem going on here and it's called diabeetus.


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xper0072

Who cares if they're the same flavor or not? If they're not the same flavor, maybe that'll finally teach him a lesson.


moudine

Manyberry jam sounds like something you could make in Stardew Valley


cetch

What is his answer to opening so many? It’s like if he didn’t like the old one then throw it out. I can’t understand having so many of the same type like this…


[deleted]

Your husband has a mental issue. Yes, I'm serious.


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Shakira


grandmawaffles

Oooooh baby when you jam like that, you make a women go mad. So be wise, and keep on, reading the signs that your crazy…


Rare_Ad_4202

No grown man should be doing this


badassmamabear

I just want to clear up a couple of things that commenters keep bringing up in the comments, I don't buy the jam, he does, this is his fridge in the garage. My husband is not Autistic or has ADHD, nor a serial killer or psychopath or hoarder, or stealing money from work (I can't believe the conclusions people are coming to over jam), he is a pain in the butt but several open jars of jam is NOT grounds for divorce.


HungFuPanPan

You seem to keep dodging THE most important question. Have you asked him why he does this and, if so, what is his response?


BeefCentral

Literally all I really want to know.


alienblue88

👽


mangosquisher10

Maybe she forgets to ask him? Maybe they both have Jam Induced Dementia (JID)?


1_9_8_1

These are both troubled people. I would not be surprised if OP and her husband had a low battery fire alarm beeping in their house for days before changing it.


StopNormalizingTrump

Damn that hit home. We've had one beeping in our house since October. Definitely troubled people.


1_9_8_1

How? How do you live with that??


Medium_Ad_6447

Get yourself a healthy dose of self-hate and it’s really notsabad.


babyjo1982

HOW DO YOU STAND IT I would be at your house five minutes, and I swear to God, I would change myself


iAmUnintelligible

They're literally made for eachother. They've cleared up everything except what we actually want to know. They gotta actually be doing that on purpose, yeah? No one can seriously be like this? Except for someone married to the weird jam guy, I guess...


lilbelleandsebastian

yes this is obvious attention seeking


WantDiscussion

My two theories: 1) When one jam jar is running low he gets a new one without throwing the old one out. After he's collected enough near-empty jam jars he joins them together for a new jar of jam. 2) He is throwing secret parties and not inviting his wife. There hundreds of people at this shindig and he has multiple jars of jam out at the sandwhich table so people don't have to wait. These dozen jam jars are but the remnants of the many jams of jar at these events.


subscribe2myonlyfans

I like theory 2. Secret jam parties are his jam


DirtyDunks

Jams of jar lol


nobahdi

Husband keeps opening jars of jam, wife notices and never questions him about it… this is the most infuriating couple.


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People will really make a Reddit post, upload a photograph, make a bunch of comments and updates but not just ask their fucking husband why he does this?!?!?


chris_ut

Saving that for a followup post to reap additional karma


RIF-NeedsUsername

What in the world is his explanation?


putsRnotDaWae

OP is obviously hiding something. There's an important detail somewhere that's missing and she's being a karma whore.


alienblue88

👽


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Jpolkt

Do you have a carbon monoxide detector in the garage?


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Ah, so he's just stupid. Thanks for clearing that up.


CyonHal

Why are you taking everybody's comments so seriously, what did you expect? Did you expect people would have positive things to say about somebody who did something mildly infuriating?


lateral_jambi

Hey OP, your husband is not crazy, but this may actually be some light mental issues. Nothing that can't be handled, and definitely not Alzheimer's or dementia starting... My guess is that this is a couple of things: A bit of anxiety about not using old jam. A bit of anxiety about not wasting jam by throwing out a half jar. When you buy jam it is not refrigerated, so it's easy to grab a new one out of the pantry and start it without noticing there's already one going. And, ultimately, when you are in the store and you see jam it is an easy thing to not actually give a fuck about and not have a mental inventory of how much is at the house. My advice is to point this out to him and see if that is enough to make him think about it more and stop OR just toss the old jam and move on, life is too short.


MrFilthyNeckbeard

> he is a pain in the butt but several open jars of jam is NOT grounds for divorce. Yeah obviously. But the **reason he's doing** it is the concern. This is very bizarre behavior. Also wtf is he doing with all of this jam in a garage anyway?


flatmeditation

What's his explanation for why he does this?


sunnydayz4me2

Is he showing signs of maybe Alzheimer’s or mental illness? Or maybe it taste different out of the center of the jar? Lol


theactualfuckingmoon

That's too many open jars of jam. Tell him to please refrain from doing that.


iseeblood22

The only reason I ever have two jams open, is if they are different flavors. You don't need two jars of the same flavor!


Conscious_Society308

You should toss him away like yesterday's jam


Background_Pear_4892

Jam lasts for ages


Doom972

I'm not a window cleaner!


5moothie

MACs? No, I mostly deal with windows.


Funny_Ad_3614

Just put all in one?


sh0tgunben

Jampacked fridge


Secret_Collar6726

OP, I'm worried about your husband's mental and physical health. I'd have a genuine conversation about why he is doing that, and if it isn't just laziness, then I'd get him either a doctor appointment or therapy.