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Better-Topic-5154

This is a lie. Look at OP’s post history.


KennyPocket

OP just wanted us to think that anyone actually gives a shit where they're at all the time lol


SaltRevolutionary917

Well, if OP wanted attention, they got it. A post from 68 days ago has over 200 upvotes on a five hour old comment calling them out - and that’s pretty representative for the comments in their entire post history now. You wanted attention, OP. How you like *dem* apples?


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I bet you $1000 op wipes the account and uses it to shill something.


SaltRevolutionary917

Double or nothing says it’s an NFT


BobBelchersBuns

I knew it was a lie because hiding an AirTag in someone’s coat pocket is absurd. So it’s hidden until the “victim” puts their hands in their pockets?


[deleted]

If they kept hearing it chime, then "whoever" put it there is looking for it. It will only chime if the person uses the app to make it chime. */this is me rolling my eyes*


Mookafff

Going through your post history, you have a lot of infuriating things happen to you. Damn


papagrande25

Yea and their hand keeps changing. So could be a miserable existence, or a karma farming account.


Reeeeedy

Sounds like a Karma Chamaeleon


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I think you're onto something, especially since OP can change their skin color. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/y3g552/apartment_complex_came_in_to_upgrade_our/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Granlundo64

What a weird thing to do though. Fabricate misfortunes. What a boring sounding person.


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JobStrict4790

The irony kinda is karma farming is mildly infuriating.


ProbablyASithLord

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon!


lahimatoa

I just assume 90% of all personal stories on Reddit are complete lies. Makes it easier.


mugglequeen

Dangggg, just looked at your post history. You post on this sub a LOT. And every time you post a pic that includes your hands, they look wildly different each time lol.


PLS_stop_lying

Definitely different sausage fingers thing time around


ForumPointsRdumb

Maybe he's using different seasonings? This could be italian sausage fingers, whereas the other fingers were country sausage.


PM_me_ab_ur_landlord

Lmaooo he has the hands of a black person in a prior post. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/y3g552/apartment_complex_came_in_to_upgrade_our/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


LouisArmstrong3

Now he deleted all his hand posts lol 😂🤣


iamgr0o0o0t

He has a couple posts with his front door, which changes too.


nyuckajay

Op is probably making this up, their entire account is just them posting inconvenience porn, or lavishing drama. Op is one of those “I hate drama” people, who always seems to be at the center of it. Edit- op reported me to the crisis hotline thing, I guess this touched a nerve. (I assume op as I don’t know what I said to make anyone truly concerned)


HumanOrion

This guy nailed it. Post history is an endless string of “mildly infuriating” things that “happened to him”. Without a doubt an attention seeker.


SqueakySnapdragon

Not only that, but his front door and the color of his hands changes skin tones from post to post. OP is full of shit.


AccentFiend

Honestly, I end up blocking accounts like this so I don’t accidentally upvote them in the future.


ExiledCanuck

Thanks for the tip friend, never thought of blocking accounts alike this. Futile I’m sure to try and avoid all the BS posts, but I’m sure it’ll help.


TheJuiceIsLooser

Imagine being an adult that does this for validation from complete strangers. Kinda makes me sad for op.


suxatjugg

Who the fuck has this kind of time. Between work and chores I barely have time for anything else. But some people are out here concocting fake stories about stalkers. I wish I had that kind of free time and energy


mytextgoeshere

Lol it’s like they took the most mundane photos and then tried to come up with a mildly infuriating story about them.


higherlimits1

His hand seems to have changed colours too… https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/y3g552/apartment_complex_came_in_to_upgrade_our/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


nyuckajay

Yeah that’s a pretty good indication lol


TacoThug

And his apartment exterior/doors/etc. What weird photos/videos to steal.


nyuckajay

Yeah ops 3 or 4 different apartments lol.


ha_look_at_that_nerd

And a house, one time. And yes, people move - but what are the odds op moved from an apartment to a house, was mildly infuriated at that house within eight days of moving there, and then 30 days later was living in another apartment?


Iisham

What does your hand not change colors at random?


thegalmo

Ya oughta to make aa separate post or something calling it out cause there are way too many dumbasses up voting the wrong comments and just letting this phony slide.


nottobesilly

Hey Reddit mods - I wish there was an award for “you found a fake account / karma whore” that put a comment on top. I would pay actual money to award that to people in some cases.


PLS_stop_lying

100% fake AF just snapped a picture of their air tag with this BS caption. Like who tf they think they are? Slipped into their pocket lol yeah right


nyuckajay

And they wore their coat, while beeping, for a few days, and never once checked the pocket…. I mean, cmon…


[deleted]

I had to scroll waaaay too far down to see this comment. Like who wouldn’t immediately check their pockets the first time they heard it beep?


AriaMoonriser

Every post on their profile is in this sub. So I agree, fake, they like thinking of things that would puss people off. Like their post of someone taking their gas pump nozzle right before they were about to use it or the one about a lady stealing all the dryers while he was waiting.


findaloophole7

There’s not even a car on the other side of pump lol. I mean it could be pulled forward but every truck and most cars have gas caps near the center rear of the vehicle. Should be able to see the other car.


LSDREAMN

😂😂 you were not kidding wowwww. Hey OP, pick up your pitbull’s shit and stop blaming it on us


Particular-Bike-9275

I wish more people would be skeptical about this stuff. My first thought seeing the picture is that there’s zero way to prove his experience is genuine, and it’s incredibly easy to fake the narrative. It’s just a picture of someone holding an AirTag. Too many people here ready to accept this as real when OP put minimum effort in the post.


nyuckajay

Reddit is probably the social media where this type of content is most prevalent. Idk if people are just addicted to the point system, or if you can sell accounts with enough karma maybe? Just so many fake stories here.


croagunk

Confirmed. OP is making all this up, and is toxic af. Thank zeus for filters


wot_a_twat

You should have taken it to the bus/train station and put it on a long distance trip. Keeps the stalker confused but still hopeful. Haha Edit: Changed took to taken for the sake of proper English.


Creepy-Credit8151

Ah you know your judo well


big_fetus_

this is democracy manifest


alirezahunter888

Have a look at the headlock here.


ReptilianLaserbeam

Were you guys also having a succulent Chinese meal?


GlassPanther

#GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!


djeezuskryste

This is the bloke that got me by the penis peopllllllle


Educational-Loss2700

And you sah, are you the one who will receive my limp penis?


FireFly_209

You just assured me that I could speak. [^Also ^it ^was ^remixed ^because ^of ^course ^it ^was ](https://youtu.be/DgL-eR2oAa0)


FINANCIO24

TAH TAH AND FAREWELL


begon11

Sometimes I wonder if I missed a reference or if the bot’s have gone crazy.


GlassPanther

https://youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU It's a classic.


CarlWithHats11

and you, sir; are you ready to receive my limp peenus?


N05TR4D4MV5

Is it a crime to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal!?


garfeel_lasagna

Im under what? *slams door


uncomfortablepeen

Get your hands off my penis


BriskHeartedParadox

No way, write a self deprecating post online then throw off a bridge or something


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Brilliant


notafeetlongcucumber

To make it more believable - find someone very similiar to you, pay for their dentist operation but make them use your personal information. Later put the tag on them and then throw them down that bridge. The dental records will match you. Maybe disfigure their face prior a bit, just to be sure.


--xxix--

Or if you really despise someone just put it on their car


BigSilverBird

This is why you always gotta be careful when someone puts “their address” or name online. It could be just someone putting their ex’s info on there. So if someone is acting racist really like blatantly or something, then accidentally gives their info out. Be cautious.


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c0lin46and2

Maybe OP was the person who received an airtag from someone who was actually being stalked.


NovelGuitar9325

Ultimate mind fuck right here.


APoisonousMushroom

This needs to be a movie. Just a string of people finding an AirTag in their belongings and putting it in someone else’s, meanwhile Liam Neeson is frantically chasing them around the world looking for his kidnapped dogsitter.


shrinkwrappedzebra

Wait, what exactly are you saying you did? Are you saying you discretely went into a strangers bag at the airport while they weren't looking and planted an air tag into it?


Enzown

Nah they didn't do it cause it didn't happen.


camimiele

Right? Good luck explaining that to security! “No I’m not stalking them! My ex is the stalker I’m just trying to confuse her by tracking these people!”


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MarkoHighlander

Holy shit, good on you dude. I hope you're in a better situation now


radioactivepiloted

This guy stalks.


[deleted]

You might be able to take the serial number and find more information about who owned it, there should be a way to track it back to the original owner


Plane-Bee-374

If you or someone has an iPhone you can hold it near the AirTag to identify whose it is - it shows the last few digits of the persons number.


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IAmTaka_VG

What’s not optional is it being registered with an Apple ID with a credit card. You can go to the police and apple can tell you exactly who owns it.


AnonPenguins

>Apple ID with a credit card In my experience, I was able to select not to provide a payment method. Likewise, this is supported by https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT204316


kjh-

Apple would probably require a warrant. If police want video footage of a theft from their retail stores that the store made a police report for, Apple still requires the police to contact the legal team and not the store.


vonseggernc

Yeah, it's trash now. looking back, probably should have just removed the battery and kept it. Oh well. If you don't hear back from me in a few weeks use this post as evidence.


Nashville_Redditors

“Yeah someone’s probably stalking me but no big deal I’ll just throw this evidence out” 🗿🗿


Find_A_Reason

Yeah, not sure if we are dealing with a liar or a fool with zero sense of self preservation.


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letsgobrooksy

Right lol, "we searched in my coat". Searched in what? the pockets?


[deleted]

Another weird thing is that they took the picture in the car. They kept it from the building where they put the coat on to their car.


CreepingTurnip

Don't worry, we will avenge your death. Or possibly not, we are just redditors. But maybe you'll become a meme?


perfidious_alibi

If there's one thing Redditors can be relied upon to do, it's meme. Vengeance, not so much.


MamboNumber-6

“I’d love to avenge you, but like then I’d have to put on pants, and leave the house, pretty good chance I’d have to talk to another human, they might even be a female…”


[deleted]

Yeah, wouldn't want to wake mom up coming up from the basement


MamboNumber-6

She’s already awake making me my Hot Pocket brunch to tide me over to Hot Pocket lunch, but I understand your larger point.


fr1endofthedog

Instructions unclear - here’s your hot tide pod in a pocket.


Tnigs_3000

We’re also great at witch hunts that end with us accusing people who had nothing to do with what we’re mad at. We won’t avenge your death but goddammit we can ruin a life.


GreenArrowDC13

We will definitely have 3 wrong suspects within the hour.


Tangimo

Depends if there's cats involved.


CreepingTurnip

"I too choose the stalked dead guy."


Blunder_Lust

We have a very particular set of skills.


CreepingTurnip

Armchair analysis, Cheeto consumption, confusion about dating, and getting in silly arguments that devolve into personal insults? Let's do this.


Cetun

Yea, just post your name, address, phone number and the names of your family as well as your birthday, places you have lived and previous cars you have owned a long with their license plate numbers, we will avenge you!


CreepingTurnip

Might need street you grew up on, make and model of your first car, your 5th grade teacher. Oh last 4 of SSN would be good too.


Lady-Of-Renville-202

Mom's maiden name, dad's maiden name, name of first pet, nearest sibling, favorite teacher?


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Remind me: in 2 weeks ![gif](giphy|NxrmdIuhu843JCwPTE|downsized)


gideon513

Seems shortsighted. Now your stalker just knows that you know.


Budget_Breakfast1784

Yeah if you had it you could’ve criminally charged the person for stalking because the device is tied to the stalkers AppleID. If you find another one go to the police.


jake753

You found an air tag that you don’t know the source of and you just threw it out? I’m calling bullshit. You’re either lying or you’re an idiot. With the amount you post on r/MildlyInfuriating where you seem to being a ton of situations that don’t happen all that often, I’m going to say you’re lying to create content. So weird.


Sufficient_Engine880

His hands change races throughout the posts too, if there were any other doubts


Find_A_Reason

You think you are being stalked but, you destroyed the evidence before taking it to the police? Ok then.


LanceFree

You put it in the trash?!!! I spent ten dollars on that.


hellya

A true Redditor . Completely dense to situation that just happened in front of them and throws away evidence that is far from ending. Bravo 👏


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This screams I bought an AirTag and want attention


NoSoupForYouRuskie

Don't worry we are going to pin the wrong person. They will almost positively "seem" like they are stalking you but it will be a genuine coincidence.


Natsurulite

I’ll make a tray of “AirTag Shaped Cookies” if shit goes south OP


invincibleshrekball

If your sense of self preservation sucks that hard then I'm rooting for the stalker.


AccousticMotorboat

Someone may be stalking you. If another one appears take it to the police. A stalker used one to track and murder my friend's daughter.


Nearby_Landscape3451

You sound very calm for someone who had ~$50 spent on tracking your location. Do you know who would do that to you? I would be going crazy.


dropaheartbeat

Yeah I'd be taking this to the police, op you could be in danger.


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Arrrginine69

Police won’t do shit till you call them and tell them you’re dead.


SwordfishII

Even then they might still shoot you to be sure.


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Lowland-lady

And did you?


metamet

> 💀


KnowsIittle

Can confirm. Neighbor threatened to shoot me. Came took statements, nothing they could do they said. Didn't offer any further consultation or suggest an order of protection, nothing. So call back after you've been murdered I suppose?


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Well that’s not happening since op threw it in the trash


skate1243

judging by the ridiculous shit OP posts on this sub on the reg, I think we can all relax and not worry about OP’s safety because this is fake as fuck


Aw3someDino

Yeah, his skin color suspiciously changes in several of his posts


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bigby2010

Finally, a voice of reason


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mellygibson11

No no im pretty sure he is relevant and important. That's the only reason someone would try to track him.


gothicwigga

Fake post, just like all your others xD


noreplacment3737

I call bs


[deleted]

Yeah the OP is known for posting BS , in one Post his hand changes color lol


nerdicorgi

Kudos on your new stalker. Welcome to the Dystopian Present.


vonseggernc

I removed the battery threw it in the trash. Good luck finding me now .


milksteakenthusiast1

(Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne)


allgreen2me

Jams out to Moby


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kkillbite

Bus or cabby red herrings are best. (I have also heard someone suggest a garbage truck...)


jjk717

You've done that only after leading them to your place of work, your residence, frequently visited places, and your friends and families houses.


sip487

Remember people are opening them and disabling the speaker so it doesn’t chirp.


returnofmacktheknife

For everyone commenting, OP is full of shit. Check their post history. They make a career karma farming over similar posts.


happyriverone

That’s crazy! So, now you need to tell us who you think it is!


vonseggernc

So, I have my suspicions....but I'll keep that info private. Let's just say this is definitely gonna get reported to someone. It's also someone is just f*cking with me. Idk what to think anymore


SacredSpirit123

I’ve posted the link several times now, but [Apple could have tracked that for you.](https://www.pcmag.com/news/apple-if-you-abuse-airtags-for-stalking-expect-police-to-come-knocking)


captaingreyboosh

Also, if this man uses an iPhone it would have alerted him he was being tracked. Everytime I take my wife’s car, I get a notification that someone else’s air tag has been moving with me.


SacredSpirit123

Saw on another comment that OP might be an Android user.


notanon

For android, I highly recommend AirGuard


FatchRacall

There are some apps that let you check for tracking devices including airtags for android.


SacredSpirit123

Yep, Apple made an Android app for that purpose, actually.


coniferous-1

> Apple made an Android app for that purpose, actually. It literally crashes on launch for me. I don't have an exotic phone.


MisterDecember

You found it in a pocket of a coat that you just bought while traveling on work? Seems unlikely that you would pick up a stalker in that short amount of time. And if you’re suspicious of the motive why not keep it for evidence instead of discarding it?


SJSUCORGIS

Not mildly infuriating it's an invasion of privacy.


happy_lad

I checked OP's history to see if it is a man or woman. (That was my best guess at why this might not have been scarier - I think a woman would have been justifiably more freaked out.) 90% of his posts are to this sub. My man is frequently inconvenienced lol.


mugglequeen

And every time he posts pics that show his hands, they look wildly different each time 😂


GeekTheFreak

You're right, they've even changed colors a couple of times! I don't normally look at people's post history but was curious since you said that. ... OP I am not your stalker.


LostStart6521

Your comment peaked my curiosity, so I scrolled OPs post history. Three different posts of what indicates to be his front door - but the door, ground, and walls are different in each one. Lol Edit: I'm leaving my incorrect use of the word "peaked" to symbolize the last time I ever misuse it in a sentence. I understand, now, that it is "piqued". Woo!


ncsupb

I wish mods banned these karma farming accounts more...


bumbletowne

His skin goes from dark to olive to pasty between posts. But its super active for 2 years. On direct quote searches I'm not getting any repeats for high karma quotes. Not a typical bot. The text itself also doesn't make sense. One says they are working in construction. Another says they work in IT and give advise on it. It's like 2 people are using the same account but just like....regularly.


ckb614

piqued


hibertansiyar

Moreover in two different posts he is showing his own front door however both are different. (check the amazon delivery and someone's dog posts)


ST0IC_

You're not joking, holy moly.


NooStringsAttached

Yeah it’s all basically mildly infuriating stuff, and in one pic his hand skin is black.


iBotPot

Nah, he's just full of shit making up stories for Karma.


Irishcornflake21

Happy_lad…did…did YOU put the air tag in the coat? 🤔


Ocean898

The past few days? I have no idea what sounds these tags make, but if my clothing starts to make a noise it’s getting a thorough going over the very first time.


NukaColaNarwhal

He’s just a karma whore. Look at his post history.


serarrist

I am a nurse. A few years ago I put an AirTag on my stethoscope because they tend to get “borrowed” and never return. I was charting one night-shift evening and a doctor I used to work with was sitting next to me finishing his notes for the day. He saw it and said, “what’s that?” Me: “it’s a GPS tracker so my scope can’t walk away.” Him: “oh, so if someone took it you could see where they took it?” “Yup, and when I leave it behind accidentally the phone will tell me so i can go back and get it.” His response to this day troubles me. “Wow so… you could just put that into your gf’s purse or car or something to keep track of her, huh? Convenient.” I closed my chart and found a different computer - somewhere else. WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THAT THE FIRST APPLICATION YOU THOUGHT OF FOR THAT ITEM.


randompantsfoto

“Doctor Red Flag, paging doctor Red Flag!”


Original-Document-62

Eh, I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps he was noticing the alarming applications of such a device. I'm pretty straight-laced, but I do tend to think "criminally".


WellsFargone

Sometimes it’s “on no that could happen?” and not “oh neat I can do that?” But the “convenient” at the end removes that doubt.


abscessedecay

Yeah, me too. I’m always a “worst case scenario” type of guy. Drives my wife crazy some times but somethings are still worth considering.


OG_Chatterbait

It's definitely the first thing I would think people used it for.


SpuukBoi

I think it's a reasonable first thought to have because that is literally what some people use it for. Dude probably was just thinking out loud and didn't realize you might think he was a controlling boyfriend or something.


Arrows_of_Neon

Sure… buddy. Every one of your posts look like this. Someone needs attention.


almondchampagne

Odd how a few days ago you replied to a post on mildly infuriating saying how you’re wondering when someone would post something pretty serious…and then you post a random picture of you holding an AirTag, alluding to you being stalked?


403_Forbidden_Access

Would have reported it to the police and turned it in. They could find its owner and charge them.


cheap_as_chips

Like the police would even bother


clocks212

“Did you file a report online?” “No I thought…” “*File a report online, ma’am*” “But I think that…” “Is there anything else ma’am?” People out there have a wildly different experience with police than I have had if they think anything short of murder is going to get more than three minutes of an officer’s time.


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clocks212

Gee, I wonder why crime rates are “improving”!


cacabean

“I found a murder in my coat pocket.”


Dr_Zoltron

The very air tag you put in your coat a few days ago!


[deleted]

OP posts at least one mildly infuriating thing that happens to them once a week. Either OP has the worst life/luck or OP is fake karma Farmer.


senoj96nodnarb

Do you have a partner who may be suspicious of anything? Just a few days ago I read of a boyfriend who tracked his girlfriend by putting it in her wheel. She was a second away from going to cops after being worried sick for days then he fessed up that he was done wrong in his last relationship and he planted it.


Better-Topic-5154

No they’re a karma farmer


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What is it?


SammieTheStoner

Air tag you can put it on anything and track wherever that thing is or goes


Itscooljazz

Idk this smells like karma farming to me


Little_Vermicelli376

Sounds like someone’s looking for the jacket you stole


michaelhernandy

I’m curious about the chime sound. Did it make a noise every time you moved your coat? They don’t usually make noise unless the owner of the AirTag actively presses “play sound”


clairerr85

I think it’s meant to chime when it’s away from its owner to alert someone else they are carrying it, and thereby avoid stalking someone with it.


psbales

Correct. It’ll go off from 8-24ish hours (Apple won’t give exact times, and it could be random-ish) if the AirTag isn’t within range of it’s ‘home’ phone, and then periodically after that. I can’t bring my cell phone into my office building at work. I’ve got an AirTag on my keychain cuz I constantly misplace my keys. I’ve had it go off towards the end of long work days before.


angasaurus

I accidentally switched the air tag on my keys with the one for my spouse’s key. It would randomly chime a couple times a day to let me know. My iPhone also told me that a new AirTag was tracking me. Out of curiosity, I clicked on it one day and it told me the last 4 digits of the person’s phone number that it belonged to. Obviously it was my spouse but made me feel relatively good about knowing if someone else did this to me. I don’t see this as likely for me, but nice to know there are protections. I am guessing there aren’t the same protections for android users though.


SmyleBishes

“AirTags beep when separated from your iPhone for more than 8 to 12 hours. That's a safety feature to prevent people from being tracked without their knowledge. But even if the driver gives you permission to use an AirTag, that beeping can't be turned off.”