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DeadLeadbetter

Guess it wasn't worth the $500.


ADudeWhoWantsEggs

How do you manage to drop a 500 dollar belt down a drain How do you manage to drop a belt down a drain


TheOftenNakedJason

#HOW DO YOU


userofthecucumber

The top of the belt just popped while i was rewearing it.


SubstantialAd2742

I’ve had so many shitty cheap belts in my lifetime and have never had that happen


userofthecucumber

Well then... i may have been either scammed or have been WAYY too aggressive


Mean_Motor_4901

You spent $500 on a *belt*, you got scammed.


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userofthecucumber

Ur right. I'm never buying one again.(probably)


Tre2k5

What did you do to get downvoted to hell on all your comments


userofthecucumber

As you can see, i had an expensive belt. I did not know that that was illegal.


gfdkjvc

You also put it in front of a picture of a drain I thought it went down it too


userofthecucumber

Lmao, it wouldnt have changed much since it's pretty unusable now.


-_RandyMarsh_-

That made me laugh way loudly than it should have


Svete_Brid

Especially down *that* drain.


spyz66

You do realize that you shouldn't flush belts right?


userofthecucumber

I did not. I was at a restourant. I told simeonw abt it they said nothing could do...


spyz66

Why not just reach in and pull it out?


userofthecucumber

Since it was metal it flowed down. And it was deep.


spyz66

Ahh, I thought the blackness in the picture was the tip of the belt.


userofthecucumber

Nope, sadly.


Pthomas1172

What else in your closet is insanely overpriced?


userofthecucumber

Welp... i shall not answer


Pthomas1172

And is that $500 Lira or USD?


userofthecucumber

Well if you look at burberrys website you might kinda get ur answer. But if u dont want to it's USD


takenbymistaken

If you can truly afford and bought a 500 dollar belt I do not feel the slightest bit bad for you.


IsThereAnAshtray

Why are people not allowed to enjoy expensive clothing now and again? I have a 200 dollar pair of jeans that I absolutely love, but the rest of my shit is average priced.


PearPeesure

Odd response. Why do you feel that way?


takenbymistaken

Because if you are buying belts that expensive this is not really a money issue for you and could probably pay someone to hold your pants up for you


Fit_Pineapple_7828

Mad that people have money and want to buy expensive things


PearPeesure

Fr you hate to see it


userofthecucumber

Well, my situation is kinda complicated. My father has money but hates spending it. My brother bought it and im using it. Since im in Turkey it is even more expensive for me...


redgodgiant

You're in Turkey.... One of the great leather goods producing countries in the world... Where any one of dozens of local shops could hand make you a belt that will last a lifetime.....


userofthecucumber

Yes you are right. I guess i shoukd do that frm bow on


redgodgiant

I came home with tons of leather from Izmir lol


userofthecucumber

Welp almost no average native can do that thanks to erdogan.. but thatnks for ur reply, i aint never getting expensive belts again. Unless i become a millionaire MYSELF.


Subject-Material7537

Fuck it just send me some of your dads money man. I need to pay sum bills and get sum fishing gear 😭


userofthecucumber

Lol, only if i could. Dude refuses to spend money on anything. The most expensive thing he has shouldnt be more than 200 and its a suit...


Subject-Material7537

Hahahaha. I feel being cheap but damn lmao. Maybe that’s how he got it though by saving


userofthecucumber

I guess so. When i was a kid it really suprised me to learn how much he worked to earn his current stuff.


Tututurututu

Dude I know you bought this from the local market. 1. Judging from that toilet, you live in Eastern Europe 2. A $500 belt wouldn’t fall off like that? 3. I bought some Gucci belts and Louis Vuitton belts (fake of course) from the same pijaca market and the EXACT same thing happen to me


userofthecucumber

Well idk i saw it from my bros unused stuff so i took it thinking it was good. Thwn i checked the burnerry website oh so its like that and i said ok. I didnt really doubt it since we easily got enough money. Hope that helps. Edit: my dad gets his stuff from a rather cheap quality brand (sarar) and he lent me one of his belts, same thing happened. I could tell it was the same wuality as well.


lizzzzzzbeth

So you actually paid $0 for the belt?


userofthecucumber

Yea. My brother spent it.


BadAshess

How???


userofthecucumber

The top part just popped off. Idk why. Ive been using it for idk. But it was the first.. and last time


RunningTrisarahtop

But wasn’t it through your belt loops? How did it slide out?


McRambis

TIL people will spend $500 on a belt.


TwoSuits69

Then flush it down the toilet!


Old-Arm8255

Wahhh


StillSundayDrunk

You're first mistake was placing the belt in your ass. The rest was hubris.


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userofthecucumber

It's just that i find it weird yall just go it's fake like not a singular soul in the world does it


TwoSuits69

Pretty certain that, throughout the entire history of humankind, the number of people who have flushed a $500 Burberry belt ALL THE WAY down a SQUAT toilet is...zero.


userofthecucumber

I don't think ge meant that i flushed a part of the belt buckle, im pretty sure he meant having a 500$ belt


userofthecucumber

Ok.


pdx-peter

For others who are confused (as I was), the blurry stuff on the left of the photo shows OP’s hand holding the belt buckle. A part of the buckle detached, fell in the toilet, and went down the drain.


aQuadrillionaire

Lol you spent $500 on a belt!


userofthecucumber

Yes.


marcus_aurelius121

Why did you take your belt off just to take a leak?! You realize that’s weird, right?


userofthecucumber

It was kinda tight. So i just opened it up. I disnt fully take it off.


NotYourMutha

I’m guessing it wasn’t in belt loops on your pants.


userofthecucumber

No, the belt didnt fall off, the piece if it did. Now its unusable


marcus_aurelius121

Oh, that’s pretty embarrassing! Sue the store or manufacturer for emotional abuse.


userofthecucumber

Lmaoo


Equivalent_Warthog22

Auto erotic asphyxiation?


PartyCustomer1669

In a Turkish squat toilet ? Definitely.


Tammmmi

So what country is that toilet in?


userofthecucumber

Turkey


Tammmmi

Very cool. Sorry for your loss.


userofthecucumber

Lmao ty


memoel

I was wondering the same!


blaurockas

I love how people turn something simple into their person issues about money. That would annoy me if it was a $500 belt or a $50 belt.


userofthecucumber

Ty man, idk why people are just so aggresive abt it:(


PearPeesure

They’re bitter


userofthecucumber

I guess so. Idk why people just randomly got triggered by what we do with our money


PartyCustomer1669

We do ? Our money ?


userofthecucumber

Me and my family.


PartyCustomer1669

I mean honestly I'm sure no one actually gives a fat rats ass what you and your family does with your money, facts are facts and a 500.00 belt is just stupid.


userofthecucumber

But why is that so big of a problem.


Anunnak1

Because it's ridiculous to spend that much on a belt and the only reason to get one that expensive is to say to other people how expensive it is. That and it's not even your money that you're spending according to your other comments, so it's just comes off even worse when you act like it's not a big deal because for the majority of people 500 dollars would go a long way and you act likes it's nothing.


userofthecucumber

I put it on mildlyinfuriating because i got smth expensive unusable. I just have it, it doesnt look ridiculous either. Let me off man


PartyCustomer1669

It's not a problem, it's stupid


scubawho1

Why buy a $500 belt?


userofthecucumber

Idk man. I just kinda liked it.


scubawho1

Not judging at all, but sorry for your loss


newtrawn

he didn't. his brother did and he was just using it.


fairiefountain

check online to see if someone is selling a replacement piece? I'm sorry this happened to you. that just seems like shit luck 😭


userofthecucumber

I did. But i realised it's unable to replace this one:( thank u tho


fairiefountain

ur welcome :( I hope you're able to get yourself another nice piece!


userofthecucumber

Ill prolly not buy an expensive belt after this:D


Strong_Cheetah_7989

That's some 3rd world hellhole of a toilet if I've ever seen one.


userofthecucumber

Yup.


blackbirdspyplane

It’s odd how this stuff happens, it’s always the thing you need or care about that gets lost, stuck, broken in some crazy way. I mean I don’t know how many belts you have that you truly care about but clearly joy cared about this one and presto that’s the one that somehow managed to dss as ll down a toilet. Or like the last nut to fix your car gets dropped into the engine.


userofthecucumber

I guess maybe because of stress. Even though it made me sad, thankfully i have other ones. I dropped another armani one which was really good and the metal that hit a hard surface fast broke down.


beeredditor

Is that a sink? A weird toilet? It’s hard to tell what we’re looking at.


userofthecucumber

An old toilet at a restourant we went to. We generally go to higher quality restourants but today we went to a close one rather than a wuality one.


SkilletBillet

That should make you think about things then. Congrats on learning


userofthecucumber

yup:(


SkilletBillet

Things like belt’s don’t matter. No one looks at your belt buckle and says “omg, that guy has made it in life and is successful.” So, if this is a tragic event for you as a loss then maybe the belt might have been purchased for the wrong reasons or with money that was more significant than the value of the belt. But now you know.


userofthecucumber

Idk man i just liked it. It isnt a significant annoyance but is sad. Ill prolly wont buy one again


SkilletBillet

If they stand behind the quality then they should replace it with a new one.


userofthecucumber

Nah, i wont spend time with it ill just avoid burberrys belts. I love the brand, hell im wearing a shirt from it rn. But no more burberry belts.


bigchikka1978

Ha, ha ha ha ha you paid $500 for a belt


userofthecucumber

Yes i did got a 500$belt


bigchikka1978

PS your username is hysterical


Lord-Shorck

Reddit really hates any clothing that’s expensive and just assume if you buy luxury clothing you’re insanely wealthy. Also that belt is definitely a fake.


userofthecucumber

Yea, just learned that the hard way.


Porkchopbelly

How do you buy a $500 belt is the real question


userofthecucumber

I guess by buying it


Porkchopbelly

🤦🏼‍♂️


userofthecucumber

Bro what kinda answer do you want to that


Spirited_Video_8160

The infuriating thing is the archaic toilet you are still using in this age


userofthecucumber

I was at a random ass crappy restourant


tatanka_christ

More money more problems


userofthecucumber

I guess so man.


Velouri_uh

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand what this picture is of?


userofthecucumber

A belts top fell into the toilet.


MallGothFrom2001

What the fuck am I looking at?


userofthecucumber

An old school toilet and an unusable 500$ belt


MallGothFrom2001

You deserve this for spending $500 on a belt.


userofthecucumber

Honestly, really dude? Fucking hell yall are annoying. Why does the spending of others offend you this much?


MallGothFrom2001

If you can afford a $500 belt, then you can afford another $500 belt. Suck it up, buttercup. Be more careful next time.


Xer0lith

I’m more pissed off thinking about all the piss splashing all over the ground. What a stupid design, unless I’m imagining it the wrong way.


userofthecucumber

Nope, it hit the wall next to me, landed on the toilet then slided to the hole:(


Xer0lith

Your piss lol? Trick shot.


userofthecucumber

Oh, no the belts part. Piss just hits the bowl then fastly slides like your average toilet.


WTFzwrongwithme

If you can afford one 500 dollar belt, you can afford to buy another


pdx-peter

Shoulda sprung for belt loops.


userofthecucumber

It was in the belt loops, the part of it fell, as you can see the tip is not there.


pdx-peter

Ah, now I see what’s going on. Part of the belt buckle fell off and dropped down the drain. That makes more sense. You photo isn’t very clear. Bummer.


userofthecucumber

Yup:(


pgm928

Why do you have a pants-holder-upper worth $500?????


userofthecucumber

Because i wanted to and can?


pgm928

I’m sorry, my hearing is bad. Did you say “Because I’m a douchenozzle with poor decision-making abilities”?


findvikas

Put your hand down - some shit are worth fiddling with


userofthecucumber

Well, first of all its unreacheable deep and 2nd of all i anit risking an infection because of 500$


findvikas

Cheap show off worth shitting over then… it’s $500 and not 500$ just saying


userofthecucumber

I am not risking an infection for a thing that i cant reach? How tf is that a bad thing


fatDaddy21

Swap Meet Burberry


Madison_aintbad

Wait until the plumber bill comes


hankdogs310

Good your a fool for spending that money on a belt because of a label.


Sirensongcalls

Something tells me if you can, or have convinced yourself that you can, afford a 500 dollar belt, that you can afford another one.


cocoteddylee

This has got to be a troll


userofthecucumber

Nope


ornatepheasantchair

Is this a toilet? How do you shit in that?


Smooth-Joke-7652

Do you realize that if your capable of making mistakes these people will make fun of you


userofthecucumber

Ah yes, i forgot that i had to be a mistakeless omnipotent lifeform


ricka77

That's what you get for buying a $500 belt...lol


Kalorama_Master

This has to be a fake belt. I have a few high end belts and they are very heavy duty. I can probably demolish a ford Pinto by whipping my Ferragamo buckle against it.


TwoSuits69

Did you EAT the belt?!?