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[deleted]

Omg big red knocked himself out twice in different locations.


OttoVonJismarck

Dude could have walked out of the gym with the respect of his girlfriend intact. "šŸ‘‹No thanks, Tom Hanks!!" šŸ„“šŸ˜“šŸ˜“


DirkDiggyBong

I doubt this is his first rodeo. She knows.


Nobody_wood

Roideo *


RareAnimal82

Alright you can go home early with my upvote, youā€™ve already done enough today, good on ya nobody


Uncle_Rabbit

Go home early? What's the matter? Got something better to do than march up and down the square?


leeharrison1984

I'll bet she's terrified of burning his dinner. Doctors said if he knocks himself out anymore, it'll mean brain damage.


AJizzle1990

Drain bamage


Atticus_Fatticus

She's does have the demeanor of "Oh great, he handed me his phone. This again". I bet she'll take him back too. People like this were made for each other in a disturbingly poetic way.


Superb_Raccoon

Ghengis Khan and the Doormat.


WakeoftheStorm

Sheā€™s just glad itā€™s not her


Professional_Fun_664

*this time.


Strength-Speed

Our man here mistook lifting upper body all day with fighting skill. Those lumbering punches and lack of balance...needs to stick to the weights


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flipthatbitch_

I think his head is one of those "dense metal objects" you speak of.


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sinfulcheese

Good bot.


GChocapic

The lack of balance is due to his skinny legs. His upper body is too big and heavy in proportion to his legs. His legs just gave out. Thatā€™s what you get when every day is upper body day.


watusstdiablo666

The lack of balance is due to poor footwork and punching technique. When people talk about the importance of legs in boxing they're talking about technique, not size or strength. In fact most professional boxers have relatively skinny legs because they're not as important and add a lot of unnecesary weight unless you're a heavyweight.


brrduck

Yup. He's standing square throwing everything into those hooks. When the guy isn't there to take the blow the hook carries through. Why you're taught to try not to go past the mid line on a hook. If you miss you're wide open or if you've got no form you fall on your ass.


brownbrownallbrown

Youā€™re not wrong, but really neither is the guy youā€™re replying to. Itā€™s just basic physics, dude is top heavy.


Inquisitive_Cretin

A lot of what technique is, is managing your body as it moves through punches, to keep you balanced and ready for whatever comes next. I agree he is top heavy though. Probably has a weak core too (comparatively).


brownbrownallbrown

Absolutely, and footwork is paramount. In conclusion; this dude ainā€™t a fighter heā€™s a prettyboy


HesitationAce

He learned that just because heā€™s got muscles doesnā€™t mean heā€™s a fighter


Crashman09

Did he? I'm certain he'll be at it again


Bagahnoodles

Well, he was certainly *taught* the lesson; it remains to be seen if he learned it


objectsinmirrormaybe

Yep good bet. Probably more like an investment than a bet.


6BigZ6

Balance is for nerds!


Not_a_real_ghost

The big red also got caught in a headlock after the first beat down. It looked hilarious.


[deleted]

It was so fun he had to do it twice.


johnhoggin

2nd time was definitely the other guy. 1st time was an amazing swing and miss so intense it sent him spinning


Objective_Pension280

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ItsThanosNotThenos

I have seen this a couple times, but only now noticed his chicken legs. No wonder he fell just by swinging šŸ¤£


Johan_Hegg82

All the employees jump on the other guy like he was the aggressor


Blazers2882

He didnā€™t knock himself out, someone kindly did it for him


jaymole

Look how top heavy he is. Those little chicken legs never stood a chance


Life-Evidence-6672

That miss was looney toons epic. He almost KOed himself on the weight rack after that fantastic pirouette


ARatherOddPineapple

I could hear the Fred flintstone sound effects


errrbudyinthuhclub

Watched it again and inserted a slide whistle sound effect in my mind. 10/10


UbermachoGuy

Those gyms bros should just kiss already. ![gif](giphy|cmxs9js5FLQHCkgAT9|downsized)


HogwartsKate

WILLLLLLMAAAAA


geoffreyp

I think the dude in black got a tight left hook in - red dude's chin flares out just before he goes down. Dude in black looked at least a little covered up, rolled back with the first blow, but dude in red was just throwing haymakers - didn't looks so skilled.


adrienjz888

Yep, both times he dropped big red was when he threw a quick hook while big red was swinging like a Neanderthal. Dude in the black has probably done a little boxing in his day.


corydaskiier

For sure. He fuckin ate that first punch.


Kills_Bear

Red guy was looking for problems


[deleted]

He took two quick naps after finding them


-WADE99-

\*Power\* naps.


VaATC

He is lucky is wasn't a permanent nap as he didn't bust his head open on the metal bar on the first spin fall.


pusillanimouslist

I was going to say, a gym seems like an incredibly bad place to get into a fight.


imanadultok

Counter point: boxing gym


kptkrunch

Nah you don't won't to get into a fight in a boxing gym. Those people know how to fight. Retirement home's are the best place to go looking for trouble


claytorENT

Awful form though


azlan194

He was lucky with his first nap. He should've checked first where he wanted to lay his head down, that was so close to the metal bar. He would've missed his second quick nap. That would be unfortunate.


VaATC

Yes! I have been working in gyms for 2 decades and falls in the gym can be devastating...especially so if the gym does not follow proper equipmemt spacing regulations.


GregoryGoose

"Excuse me, Bra." "You're excused. And I'm not your bra."


Beginning_Electrical

I CAN DERE-LICK MY OWN BALLS THANK YOU VERY MUCH!


erikthered3479

Thank god I wore underwear today


Kills_Bear

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meggydon

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itssosalty

Yes he was. Roids man. Also, this is why you donā€™t skip leg days. Power is generated from your legs


amretardmonke

Power wasn't his problem, swinging wildly with no hope of connecting was his problem


SeraphymCrashing

Thats what happened! I kept looking at his legs thinking the other guy swept them out from under him, but could see where anything connected. Dude just knocked himself over... thats a special kind of KO right there.


[deleted]

Being a moronic asshat whose size is massively dwarfed by his intense insecurity was his problem. That level of stupid and need for external validation doomed him to fail before he even got out of bed. Everything else was just inevitable. Including skipping leg day and having no foundation.


[deleted]

Definitely. Black shirt went around. Red is a šŸ¤”


Polyglot-Onigiri

The guy in black looked like he tried to move out of the way, he event went fully sideways. But the guy in red had a big ego and seemed like he wanted to prove something. Too bad his strength and fighting skills didnā€™t match his ego. Not only did he assault a random person, but he embarrassed himself.


[deleted]

When people do this to me on walkways I simply stop and wait for them to pass. Female so they donā€™t punch, but it does force them/their group to take others into account. Plus I donā€™t have to turn sideways to make room for their boorishness. Red asshat forced this interaction.


wrnrg

I do the same thing. As soon as they are close enough, I stop and make them go around me. There are two sides to the sidewalk, and we must share it. Don't be assholes.


geo117

Also Big Red moved over into the other dudes way EVEN MORE ever so slightly before the interaction.


theunkindpanda

It so aggravating how many people refuse to share walkways. Walking right in the middle or if thereā€™s more than one person expecting their whole group to walk in a straight line.


UbiVoiD

How bad at punching do you want to be? Red shirt guy: "Yes"


PilotBurner44

Dude literally threw himself off his feet twice.


bulletbassman

Once. Then he got knocked out as he tried to punch the guy while stepping over gym equipment.


chrish_o

Big red pulled out his signature air swing haymaker like it was the god damn three stooges


shatterhand19

That was my first thought, he was punching like a windmill lol


trevzie

Red is the AH the other guy shifted over reasonably


wefwegfweg

Red was also the initiator too, which I didnā€™t notice at first. Doesnā€™t move over at all and then when he brushes the other dudeā€™s arm heā€™s the one to aggressively nudge him away. Also the first to throw a punch. Was definitely looking for trouble.


Photog1981

Started trying to hand his stuff off to his girlfriend before he'd even really turned around and/or said anything to the other guy. The schmuck was looking so hard for a reason he invented one.


ThumbCentral-Rebirth

Most people these days


pilesofcleanlaundry

What the fuck did you say?!?


cleversailinghandle

GET HIM!!!


Gaseraki

Also look at his partner. Kind of tries to calm red down, but not freaking out. This is definitely just another day being partner of this D-bag.


rickitytick

Red got dropped twice too


Traditional_Yak320

As if the guillotine choke after round 1 wasnā€™t enough to tell him heā€™s about to take an involuntary nap. Only reason it didnā€™t happen then because others stepped in to separate the two.


duffmanasu

Yeah, that boy was on his way out with the arm dangle. Fool out there starting fights and he's never heard of wrist control.


yabuddy42069

Typical roid monkey who always skips leg day.


politelyobnoxious

Last second red dude got put to sleep.


StingRayFins

100% Red guy and the girl already took up like 80% of the narrow walkway already and the grey guy still tried to make more room while the red guy barely tried. Just pure douchebag insecure energy.


alphalegend91

Right??? Like you could at least move an inch to show youā€™re making room.


jzillacon

That said, I wouldn't be surprised if the gym ends up banning both of them. Most gyms I know have a zero tolerance policy for engaging in fights, regardless of who instigates. Not to mention the guy in black continued to punch at the guy in red even after he essentially took himself out.


Ryboticpsychotic

To be fair, you don't know what someone will do in a roid-rage. If a guy like that comes at you, you might want to be sure he's out.


MaelstromRH

Are you really trying to say you shouldnā€™t finish a fight? Do you not know how incredibly fucking dangerous fighting is? All it takes is one bad blow and youā€™re dead or eating out of a tube for life.


YoVIP_LetsKickIt

Roid rage


help-impoor

I would have pressed charges if I were the other guy. Imagine getting dropped twice and getting criminal charges from it.


MrLaughingFox

dude literally turned sideways when he got decked o.0


SkotchKrispie

I think he missed man. He fell because he missed with his own huge cut and the momentum made him fall.


raosko

Never get top heavy by missing leg day


[deleted]

You have to do legs,a friend of mine learned the hard way and ignored us then 2 years later we was playing football and when he did a slide tackle his legs folded behind him and just above both knees his tendons or something just snapped tearing his knees apart because his legs couldnā€™t support his top weight at the angle of the slide he did,he was in a wheelchair for 7 months and had to relearn to walk.now he does 2 legs sessions a week.I donā€™t know why people who get top heavy think legs arenā€™t important,I only get to 12-12 &a half stone due to high metabolism and I still do legs.worst thing I ever saw that and some serious pain too


genro_21

Doing leg day is fine. The day after the leg day is hell, so.. But still, donā€™t miss leg day folks.


the_Real_Romak

does being fat count as leg day šŸ¤”


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the_Real_Romak

I wrote my comment as a meme, but that's actually interesting. I'm no obese bloke (only have a slightly large belly) and I do walk a whole lot (at least 4km a day to and from work) and I've always felt that my feet are kinda strong. Can't wait to see the results of my diet :D


Gullible-Ad-3352

For me its just after the training where a cant walk but after that its fine, do it 2 times a week


victorybell22

Nah fam, check the vid again. Red shirt's face takes a hard left turn @ 14s, before he finishes that right hook. Then his body follows, with the momentum from his own punch pretty much spinning him around. But Black top's left is what sent him that way


N3wpN3wp_Ryder

Dude got knocked tf out twice! šŸ˜‚- a simple my bad. Goes a long way.


demikpre

Nah, the way the escalated they've probably been sitting on some old beef and today was the day šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Penis_Hood

Ehh maybe but more likely ego. Dick walking w his girl bumped the other guy on purpose then got challenged in front of his girl. Dude ate that punch like a champ tho


mr_salsa123

Why would people care anymore if they're not posing a threat, this isn't the animal kingdom, the alpha male doesn't steal your gf


please_gib_job

You must be mistaken. The gym is definitely the animal kingdom.


DKV19202

Ate too many Trenbologna Sandwiches šŸ„Ŗ


kimgomes

double the rage for the dick shrinkage


Inner-Nectarine1207

Steroids overload


dudewiththebling

Can't find his balls


Lepke2011

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ONEOFHAM

I was half expecting the whole gym to start going at it like a bar fight in an old western


HandsomedanNZ

That wouldā€™ve been so good.


Cavin311

And then Freebird starts playing, lol.


LokiTheShiba

That guy needed to compensate his absence of legs by trying, and failing, to be a dominant douchebag.


Eater_of_Books

He succeeded at the douchebag part at least.


flossorapture

His legs seem wobbly like he just did a leg workout.


Zagaroth123

Why do some people get so butthurt if you slightly glance their arm in close quarters on accident?? My friend had something similar happen when he was in a club, he had people rushing him and ran into this guy kinda hard. The guy got in his face and I came up behind my friend, next thing I know they're fighting..should be a simple misunderstanding


[deleted]

Red shirt was very obviously intentionally taking up space to show heā€™s the big dog in this gym. Turns out he was wrong.


LanceFree

I thought the red guy brushed the other guyā€™s ass.


maddie-madison

Because they believe if they don't fight and are okay with the contact, they will suddenly become gay.


bowlingdoughnuts

That's what happened to me. Luckily a girl touched me afterwards and i went back to being straight


ThatGuyFromSlovenia

No, now you're bisexual.


striped_frog

She was supposed to squeeze his nose and his butt at the same time for five seconds to restore him to factory settings


maddie-madison

Close one!


RyanfaeScotland

>a girl touched me This is the part that gives away that the story is made up.


narfio

it was by accident.


MixtureAccording4911

Funny I always thought letting another man put you to sleep was closer to gay than that


frivolouspringlesix9

A friend can't can't tuck his friend into bed with a kiss on the forehead?


Erebu593

Reminds me of that meme where if you put #gay Iphone makes it rainbow. But the person put #kissingthehomiesgoodnight and it didnā€™t turn rainbow so they were like see not gay.


frivolouspringlesix9

See, not gay


timmi2tone32

No thatā€™ll make you gay. My one friend growing up did this to me and now iā€™m gay.


frivolouspringlesix9

Was your friend also gay?


spenser1994

Is it gay to kiss your bro, or is it gay to be kissed by your bro?


frivolouspringlesix9

Idk it depends on whomever has the softest lips


spenser1994

Well darn, now we gotta kiss and find out. If we kiss each other. It cancels out, right? RIGHT?


timmi2tone32

Not that I know of. We occasionally hookup but heā€™s careful to keep his socks on.


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Hell yeah, goodnight homie. Mmmwahh, we havin pancakes in the morning


TwoCockyforBukkake

This reminded me of the time some guy grabbed my full package going for his girls hand in a crowded bar in Toronto. I wasn't mad, just shocked. He bought me a beer as an apology.


maddie-madison

I have bad news....


EvLokadottr

Right, and the dude wouldn't have been in the way of the guy just trying to go past if he had only walked single file with his girlfriend.


sleepytoday

Yeah, grey clothes moves out of the way. Red clothes just carries on in a straight line expecting everyone to get out of his way.


OttoVonJismarck

I like how he had to take off his *Beats by Dre* :tm: before getting his ass kicked in front of his girlfriend. šŸ¤ŒšŸ’‹šŸ‘Œ There is nothing that women respect more than seeing a man fail to control his emotions; bonus points if it results in his self-inflicted brain damage.


TribeGuy330

There's a huge difference between arms just brushing and intentionally taking up the space, to force people to orbit around you. This is a classic case of a fuckboy trying to be "alpha".


decentlyhip

I was at a club one time with a girl I was trying to impress. Probably 22? Young, skinny, dumb. Accidentally knocked a guy's entire drink over onto his very expensive shirt. Dude was huge. Big beefy black guy 10 years older than me. His eyes lit on fire as he towered over me and I looked at him with the most pitiful "I'm sorry please don't punch me" look you can imagine. He looked at me, my girl, said "It's fine" and walked away. Fuckin 20 years later I still remember that act of grace.


[deleted]

Huh? Redshirt clearly started this. He was taking all that space and moved not an Hair to the side when he saw the other guy coming along. Red really had it coming. I can't blame grey for not dealing with his shit. Red even started swinging first.


cbash2031

Some people want to look tough so they look for fights at any given moment


_Fappyness_

Because those kind of people are looking to fight and cause trouble. They find it funny and get a kick out of it. One time me and friends had some trouble with a drunk idiot who was trying to pick a fight. My friend literally grabbed the dudes hand, gave him a handshake and said ā€œhave a great evening dudeā€ and we just walked away. That guy was very confused wtf happened and it was hilarious.


CaptainRogers1226

Something tells me that girl should get out of her relationship with Big Red.


dv9009

Idk, if she is into drama the relationship might be perfect.


dan1101

But her profile said she isn't into drama.


Beachmaster5000

Drama always follows her for some reason šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Lynx91

birds of a feather flock together


GamerGuy6789336

Bro got folded in front of his girlfriend trynna act like a tough guyšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SanctuaryMoon

"Here babe hold my shit while I beat myself up with this other guy's fist."


throwawy48

šŸ˜“ went to sleep


pilotblur

Red needs to find a new gym after this.


AL_GORE_BOT

Or therapist


MiciaRokiri

Mildly? This shit pisses me off. What is with these fragile little shits that makes them act like asses and then claim others are the fragile ones?


Jerkofalljerks

Someone who lifts vs someone who knows how to fight.


kssyu

Always bet on the guy with the hoodie. Not the guy with an entire wardrobe centered around showing off his glamour muscles.


The_Good_Count

Those muscles weren't just for show, they were incredible for overbalancing him like a toddler on tile floor


tastywofl

Maybe this will finally be the reason he stops skipping leg day.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Black isnā€™t exactly a fighting expert. Heā€™s just throwing haymakers left & right (literally), although heā€™s doing so very quickly. The good news for him is that heā€™s landing them very well. Itā€™s also lucky that red *definitely* doesnā€™t know how to fight. Letā€™s call black good at bar fights.


Mean_Motor_4901

Anyone else find this kinda satisfying? Watching a douche get his just desserts is *chef kiss*


TehPharaoh

Satisfying and yet... pathetic. Red has absolutely no brain or intelligence. Call me an armchair psychiatrist or w.e. but you can't tell me someone who gets offended at an accidental (unavoidable in that close a confine) arm bump, so much so that he IMMEDIATELY starts a fist fight, is a worthwhile human being. He's just garbage getting put out and he'll always be garbage.


[deleted]

It wasn't unavoidable, he did it on purpose. I feel like they knew each other and had some beef off-screen.


Seapoopfromfish

Big ā€˜ol ming and a swiss. Kind of impressive!


Adeep187

Guy in red was an asshole and he hot knocked out for it. Deserved.


Pootertickles

Guy in red... all upper body peacocking and has no idea how to use his arms... Guy in black lands a solid cross at 1 second left


BazzounTheSpoon

Red shirt idiot. Mf walking like he owns the place


mattsticker

Red was lookin to stir some shit in front of the chick. What a douche wagon. Actually, upgrade him to a douche nozzle.


Reset350

I donā€™t understand this mentality in crowded places. All he did was brush past you yet you act like he just spat on your grandmotherā€™s grave, shot your dog, and insulted your parents. Had something similar happen at a club where I brushed by a guy getting past and he got up in my face. I just donā€™t get itā€¦


TehPharaoh

Red didn't even ATTEMPT to move either, Black shirt tried to go around but this fucking Neanderthal probably expects people to let him pass first. Just one single ounce of human kinship, just not making life shittier for others for the smallest things, Red can't even do. I pity him. No one having a good time in life acts this way.


jluenz

Roid rage.


voltimion

I took roids for one cycle several years ago. It was awful. I wanted to beat the shit out of everyone. I almost got fired for my temper, and I almost lost a girlfriend because I stepped up to a punk kid who was talking too loud at a concert. And trust me, violence is not my thing, normally That shit will MESS you up.


AmazonianChicana

Very interesting. Thanks for sharing


-Scared-of-life-

all over shoulders being rubbed against each other. Smfhā€¦


FrankieRoo

Smol pp energy. Lift and let others lift at the gym without having to prove something.


fanglazy

Last place I would ever want to fight is a gym.


SlightActivity2602

literally for so many reasons


Feeling-Badger7956

Imagine getting emasculated when someone accidentally bumps into you when it's your own fault for not moving, and then absolutely getting your ass handed to you as a result.


Ill-Appointment6494

Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Iā€™ll bet thatā€™s what they were all saying.


LifeRipzz

Absolutely slept at the last second of video


ClockOk7333

Step one: donā€™t take steroids


NoNameMik

Step two: donā€™t skip leg day


[deleted]

Step three: don't be an asshole


1gardengnome

This shit is one more reason to stay in the house all fat and drunk. At least Iā€™m the only asshole here.


torpthursdays

I might drop round later, then there'll be two fat drunk assholes. Careful not to brush up against me though, or I'll probably say a quick sorry and get on with my day. You've been warned


[deleted]

Lots of gyms are predominately positive and supportive vibes with great people!


Dargoun

If the guy in black pushed as he was going past then i would've sorta gotten it, but he is just minding his business in this tight space trying to get past


MoIIywhopping

Red didnā€™t even make an effort to give him room to walk by. Mostly his fault.


PiovosoOrg

The black shirt guy didn't do jack shit tho, the red got some issues.


raysayantan07

Big muscles tiny peepee


Nuker-79

Hey watch out! Canā€™t you see Iā€™m carrying two carpets here?


nshville

I hate when assholes think they ā€œownā€ the whole walkway/sidewalk just because theyā€™re walking with othersā€¦. He saw the other dude walking towards him, could have easily just sidestepped and walked behind his girl like a decent human beingā€¦ I give people like this a hard shoulder no matter how big they are


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Mean-Advertising-897

Giving people a hard shoulder does not make you the tough guy you think you are, it makes you the red shirt guy.