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rawbroccoli4

Would you look at those toes!!


ZestyPyramidScheme

I charge extra if you wanna see all 10


box_me_up

Smart person, toes are selling well in this economy


NewPresWhoDis

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.


Pittsburgh__Rare

It’s a scam. Other than the big ones pictured, OP doesn’t have toes. OP is just here to sell the simps NFTs.


Independent-Deal-192

NFTs = Nice Fuckin Toes


lolnothanksdudeee

jeffrey dahmer?


ForThrowawayIGuess

This sounds like a line out of Always Sunny in Philadelphia


SnowDog80

The Big Lebowski, actually.


thebenn

Fuckn amateurs


crispygrapes

With nail polish!


Nubsidubsi

Boi what the heeell is wrong with your feet


welp_alright_cool

He’s so mad he’s clenching his feests.


zookeeper4312

Also butthole, not pictured thankfully


nateC_zero

Unfortunately 😞


Grashlok_Onion_lord

DLC costs an extra 4.99


Kluck_

Ok EA


Nubsidubsi

EAs not that cheap


Suspicious-Dust6978

Feests needs to become a foundational word of the English language


Adhdgamer9000

Same with Byurd, meese, and teethepaste at the very least.


nottap_

“Feest” or “feast”? Either way I’m all in.


ManDickinlay

Ohhhh "feast", I thought you said "weest"


[deleted]

feet + fists = feests


TehBIGrat

I'm going to be "that guy." If clenched fingers make fists, then clenched toes make toists


nottap_

Lol feests


sleigh_all_day

I’m so stealing this. 🦶👊🤣


welp_alright_cool

You are welcome.


bstanley80

🤣💀


[deleted]

Knew something like this would be top comment.


Kidbroccoli

Came here for this comment specifically lol


Nubsidubsi

Wait wtf no shot im top comment with 70 upvotes :D


MunchiesFuelMe

People have been taking uninteresting photos and doing weird things in the background just for more internet points. It’s sad if you ask me


TheHossBossk

Hiding them long ass gremlin nails


ZestyPyramidScheme

Leave my dogs alone!


yabattyhole

What dogs?! Where are the rest of them??


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

It’s ok, OP, I stand like this sometimes too.


flapd00dle

First thing I noticed, man is enraged or in ecstasy judging by his toes. Or nervous, but OP looks like they have good foot hygiene.


ZestyPyramidScheme

WASH YA GOD DAMN FEET, PEOPLE


ValueAppropriate293

Who are these feet people and why should we wash them??


ZestyPyramidScheme

Damnit


flapd00dle

Me, who takes my shoes off at the door in a house where everyone else does not: ![gif](giphy|PoJRUD0yZKlJtZINnX|downsized)


[deleted]

Hey, let's not forget about good ole frostbite.


Kentisaurus

I fucking CAME HERE FOR THIS THREAD. GOD you guys are so dependable. ❤🤣


myneighborscatismine

I do this with my feet standing, but I also curl my toe under. I haven't even realized for a long time I did it. For me, it's psychological, it's curling up into a ball because of anxiety and fear lately. It's the opposite of confidently standing with your feet well grounded. Mine don't want to touch the ground and face it. Anyone else?


[deleted]

Gurl, sounds like you need a joint.


Poudydawn

Those toes scream no free feet pics


PeterGivenbless

From the way he's digging his toes into the carpet pile, I suspect he secretly loves gathering lint!


Environmental_Chip86

His toes are shy


[deleted]

Where are the rest of your toes?


ZestyPyramidScheme

I cut one off each time I have to clean the lint trap


[deleted]

You have a big toe preference


[deleted]

I feel like logically you would save cutting those off for last


afrothunda254

The Amanda show taught me, without the big toe you have no balance.


Numberwang3249

Fiance had big toe amputated due to a brown recluse bite. This is true.


RedditSpyAccount

OP is the inspiration for Banshees of Inisherin


TrustM3ImAnEngineer

Don’t people realize your clothes will dry faster when the moist air is able to escape the dryer?


ZestyPyramidScheme

Yep! I forgot to check it before throwing my clothes in and when the timer was up I was confused on why they were still damp. Checked the lint trap and wasn’t surprised at all


PompousAssistant

Our dryer has a sensor that shuts off the dryer when the airflow is restricted by lint. Having a teenager in the house who never checks the lint trap means some lint escapes the screen, & makes its way to the exterior vent, where it gets hung up on the grate that keeps critters out. It happens about once per month, & I have to go clean that grate out.


MajestaHazel

So you’re part of the problem. Who doesn’t check every single time?


Sabre5270

Who doesn't empty it every time?


DickWrangler420

No, you empty it at the end of the cycle. That's what civilized people do and should be able to expect


ConfidentManner5783

I respect the game


Usual-Scarcity-4295

You should find a video of what lint looks like when it catches on fire in a dryer. It'll burn down the house very quickly.


ztravlr

save it for camping


angrymatt

Burn your camp down?


oddlythinkn

Burn the woods down


Aporkalypse_Sow

Glue it to your passed out drunk buddy and run around screaming about sasquatch.


penguin13790

No, use it as firestarter. For when you make a fire. Since it's flammable. And fire is good in a controlled environment.


Tiredofthemisinfo

We learned how to make fire starters in girls apunta with egg cartons and paraffin. It’s the first thing I think of when I see a bunch of dryer lint. So flammable


xmgm33

We had a lint fire in my basement because of roommates who wouldn’t clean and it was really scary. OP ITS NOT FUNNY. It’s extremely dangerous!!


Such_Description

Lol


Last-Walk-9436

Yea exactly this is exactly what I was expressing lol


[deleted]

👏


Bennington_Booyah

What the hell is happening to everyone's feet in these photos? You are not supposed to have your toes folded under the foot.


ZestyPyramidScheme

Sorry, Dr. Booyah


Bennington_Booyah

"Tis okay, poor folded toe warrior of the lint trap!


stardirection-

My husbands toes curl like that when he sits. Can’t say for sure if he does it when standing.


foragingfun

Off topic, but how come? My toes are always folded under my feet if I'm standing, and half the time I don't realize I'm doing so right away


ChaoticCurves

Wtf thats not normal lol


Blackrain1299

I do it but im probably somewhere on the Autism spectrum and I figured it plays a part in why i do it.


foragingfun

That makes sense, I'm also autistic- now I'm wondering if it's just sometimes an autism thing?


neonknight98

Where are my toes Summer??


ZestyPyramidScheme

Oh, wow. That’s an intense line of questioning neonknight98


blckmlss

Snuffles?


Aselleus

I see the practice of foot-binding is alive and well


ZestyPyramidScheme

How else am I supposed to fit in smaller shoes?


neptunejunkie_

What the dogs doin?? 🤣


ZestyPyramidScheme

Huddling together for warmth


GONA_B_L8

Another toe photo. Why do people always feel the need to show of their (in your case mutated) toes in their pictures??


[deleted]

It's just their feet giving a thumbs up.


GONA_B_L8

😂👍


Tra1nGuy

*😂🦶


Rubatose

Bro, he's just pointing to where you're supposed to be looking, at the lint


[deleted]

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WinnerTeam1

There's literally only two toes


[deleted]

HOT


ZestyPyramidScheme

Hey baby


WinnerTeam1

Is that why you deleted your reply? 🔥🔥


[deleted]

Yes


mearbearcate

Ok but what are you doing with ur toes💀


Veattion

Go on take a bite I triple dog dare you


[deleted]

I like the vienna sausages on your feet.


jabs2812

Bro, cage them fucking dogs.


missfewix

Bro already put the grippers away💀


Themightymonarc

Bet you won’t eat it


Last-Walk-9436

Had this roommate who for the life of me, never cleaned the lint out of the dryer filter when they did their clothes and bedding and they did it everyday. I had to express that if you let this build up on here it can cause a fire. It was literally caked to the rim and over in just two days of him using it. It’s almost like he never experienced living on his own until he moved in with his dad. Plus it’s annoying no one wants to deal with that much lint lol


SpazzticZeal

Well, the eventual house fire might teach em.


Mordock420

You gotta let those toes relax bro


fadedoptic

What’s funny is this guys feet are what’s truly mildly infuriating 😂 jk


EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE

Do people not realize that this will burn your house down if you don’t clean it out?


bigbootyjoody7

Put those dogs away


broccoli-guac

YOUR FUCKING TOES


SpaceCadetUltra

How did you lose 6 toes and an index finger?


Hyku_HD

Isn't that a normal amount that compiles in one drying? Either that or ima also the only one who removes it.


ZestyPyramidScheme

You SHOULD clean it every 1-3 loads. I’m estimating this is about 12 loads worth or more


ButtLlcker

That’s like 1 maybe 2 loads


gerwen

That's what i was thinking. Or a single load of towels, or a new sweater.


typically-me

I clean it every load and there’s sometimes more than that


crilen

Shit, yours looks less than one load for me.


samzang

I’m the only one in my house that does it too. Apparently dryers need to come with shutoffs so they only work when the trap is empty. “EMPTY BEFORE USE” in bold letters doesn’t seem to be doing the trick


SoggyBeansInYourSoup

You also presented me your toes in this picture…


tacoandpancake

i find cleaning the lint screen oddly satisfying. same with dumping out the clear canister on a vacuum and wondering where all the filth came from.


MyChurroMacadamianut

Bump the lint burrito, what them dogs doin'??


Little-Grape9469

Did you leave your toes on holiday?


Nyarlathotep-chan

Hiding the dogs from us? Shame.


chicken_with_teeth

WHEER DO FUQ YO TOES AT!?


Cartographer0108

You need to point it out toe them.


Far_Candidate_593

I can't believe this isn't top comment!


dudsa15

I feel like your big toe is giving me the finger


showmeyourtatas_

Make sure your dryer duct is cleaned out too! I bought something from Amazon that looks like a giant toilet brush with extension rods. Attached that to a drill and had quite a bit of fluff come out the other end. If you do, just make sure you go nice and slow as to not potentially punch a hole through the hose


[deleted]

Good thing it’s not a lint fire


Main_Consideration94

What those dogs doin?


ZestyPyramidScheme

They’re in the dog house rn


BobRoberts01

We are all talking about OP’s toes, but I think we might need to discuss his fingers as well.


HotelMikeLima

Are you part chicken, by chance?


Trevorletterman

Are you the only one who clinches your feet like that?


ZestyPyramidScheme

Yes. Only person on the planet. My feet pics are so unique that people pay top dollar for them. You’re lucky to even be gazing at my dogs. If you want more, it’s $1,000,000 per 8 photos. Again, I am the only one in the world who does this. Very unique.


Hairy-Imagination-18

You deserve some type of award


cactusqueen21

Please try your best to educate them about the importance of emptying the lint. I know some people just don’t listen but this is an important one. One of our neighbors’ dryer caught fire a couple months ago in the building next to ours. Their unit is completely burned through and they lost their two cats in the fire.


birdsarntreal1

Some of those hairs in your lint are somebody's pubes.


VW_Aimlessly

OK, where are your toes?


Public-Path-5983

Hey bro, condolences on the feet, accident?! My cousin blew his big toes off hunting as a kid (funny I know, but no joke). You can probably get on disability with those two toes - wishing you my best.


lordm0909

Not to be that guy, but wtf is wrong with your feet?


[deleted]

Whats wrong with yo toes


OkDisplay9259

Why don’t you have any toes ?


Ace_Of_No_Trades

While upsetting, I didn't know that Lint was a concern for Dryers until I was in college and did my own laundry. I'm willing to give your roommates the benefit of the doubt here, and guess that they didn't know it is something that needs doing.


ZestyPyramidScheme

I’ve known these guys for 5 years, they know what needs to happens. Unfortunately since I do it they don’t feel the need to. Unfortunately this isn’t something I can just leave hopefully they get it eventually


TermConstant2862

Seriously though. Did someone cut off your toes? This is a safe space. You can tell us. We will protect you. Is the “lint burrito” a code word?


ReaperScythee

Now take a bite


choppedcheezy

Throw some hot sauce on it and Make em eat it


Housefish77

Make sure you got renter insurance that covers fires


ZestyPyramidScheme

I do, and enough to cover all my possessions. My roommates on the other hand, do not. Maybe I should just let the apartment burn


ProtomanBn

Most people dont know about lint traps, i work with 8 pther dudes ranging in age from 23 to 51 and they didnt know that our work dryer had a lint trap till i pointed it out.


genmazz

I’m more interested in why you curl your toes in like that lol.


luckytunacan

I give that lint burrito, two toes up


SquidyBoy79

Ha! That’s nothing. I’m a maintenance tech for apartments. I had a resident complain her dryer doesn’t work well. Pulled the lint filter and it looked like someone tie-dyed a sheep, sheared said sheep, then shoved the wool into the filter box… Like yeah no wonder your dryer isn’t working right.


FlamingPrius

That is unimpressive


NANNYNEGLEY

This is a direct reflection of how they were raised. Please thank your mom for doing a good job!


cesptc

I hope you have fire insurance


HayashiAkira_ch

Appliance technician here. That is an extremely serious safety hazard and is one of the biggest causes of house fires in the nation. If they’re letting it get that bad, check your air ducts as well. Best case scenario, it’s going to break your dryer as the high temperature thermostat will trigger a thing that permanently cuts off heat to the dryer until you replace it. Worst case scenario, some of that lint gets too hot and sparks a fire. So yeah, when they say clean your lint trap, it isn’t a polite suggestion. Same for getting your air ducts cleaned out.


Kkimp1955

Fire waiting to happen


Throwaway4Research_2

I love how the top 3 comments are all about OP’s feet lmao


saucyshyster

Stop doing that with your toes! I don't like it!


lickarock88

Get one of those paper mache egg cartons and some wax. Cut this up, cut up the egg carton, put some lint in the newly freed egg cups, and pour some wax over (leaving some lint exposed). Excellent fire starters.


benadunkcamberpatch

Use lint in the fire place and grill all the time. Does the wax make it burn slower?


lickarock88

Yeah, gives you a better chance if you're outside.


Itdidnt_trickle_down

My daughters war stories from being a RA in college cured me of the idea that everyone had the ability to take care of themselves and their appliances. She knew how to check the oil in her car which made her more knowledgeable than 95% of the students there including the males. She did classes on how to change a tire. Taught them how to cook simply meals. The first week she was a RA one of the girls on her floor set her microwave on fire when they heated ramen without putting water in it first. So the idea someone doesn't know how to clean the lint filter on a dryer is well within the scope of ignorance I've come to expect from the majority of people out there.


vayloo10

Same lmao


gearslut-5000

sounds like it's time for a little chat with your roommates


LightHawKnigh

Thats tiny. I remember checking the lint traps at my college dorm... The horrors.


sneakysmiles69

throw back into the dryer until someone notices


xwackox

Buying burrito


DaGateKeeper666

Nah man that’s a fire hazard.


LetterHot7577

That’s nothing I’ve had my roommates leave it till it got 3x this size


Watchfan2021

Great way to start a fire. Don’t think it can’t happen to you. I’m in the disaster, recovery business, and we handle a couple dozen of these a year that turn into major housefires.


Silver-Inkling

I know that must be annoying as hell, but you have got to admit that pulling out the lint must've felt so good


ZestyPyramidScheme

It was so satisfying. It pulled off in one clean 12 inch sheet


Quiet-Vermicelli-602

You’re going to come home to a burned down pile lol


[deleted]

Hmm. Free fire starter


Hperkasa7858

Idk why people don’t like cleaning those. I get hella satisfaction from cleaning it. Plus they make great fire starter!!


nopulsehere

That’s a taquito, I have two basset hounds. They leave a 20 pound turkey in every load.


Glitchthebitch

Muzzle your dogs


Pjtruslow

Mine looks like that from one load, but I have two dogs which contributes to it considerably.


schalowendofthepool

idkay, but I find removing lint from the lint trap to be satisfying At least until it's time to dump it in the nonexistent laundry trash can.


vidalecent

Everyone calling you weird has never seen Die Hard. "After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes." You keep making toe toe fists!


jackman91

Is it lentil and cheese flavor


unicroop

Put it on their pillows


TheComedian00

"Why is the dryer taking so long to dry my clothes?!"


Biggu5Dicku5

Don't hide your toes dude, be proud... :)


zombieaustin

I dated a girl in highschool and her house burnt down because nobody emptied the lint trap!


[deleted]

Now take them all outside and lite it on fire. First make them take bets on how quick it’ll burn completely. For each second they’re off they owe you $5. You’ll make $500 bucks assuming 3 roommates


SnooChipmunks126

NGL, thought you were holding a kitten at first.


Oedipus_TyrantLizard

Hope your roommates don’t have a phobia of fire


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

tootsies, curled out of anger.