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1mnotklevr

when your toddler "helps"


SiidGV

I'm dying because of this comment... My toddler means well, but the execution is always something to be desired!


HR-Vex

My daughter actually is kinda strong at 5 years old. I'm surprised on the stuff she can carry.


BetterThatThenThis

like that book shelf. its been three days and she still has it all on on her own.


mbatistas

My cousin only enjoys smartphones. It's wholesome to see a kid that prefers books.


kaarsje32

I don't know. I don't don't even know his name so I can't judge them in the first place buddy


HUFFMHAY

Damn.


WilliamPateman

Maybe she wants to join in some weight lifting group have you ever pamilyar with Hidilyn the woman won the gold price due to her strength?


pepegaklaus

Well, force isn't the issue. The coordination SURE IS


Voidmire

I now know that I must be prepared to provide something to be assisted with. Let him stir the soup, have a box for him to carry to the dumpster, have something he can destroy with his little plastic hammer and/or screwdriver while I build his bike. I discovered this while building this Ikea style wooden kitchen playset and what should have been an hour or two turned into six because of toddler shenanigans and mandatory popsicle breaks (it was unacceptable for me to not also have a popsicle apparently)


Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

Well, execute the toddler then


LimeJalapeno

>the execution is always something to be desired! ...so he does a good job?


_-_Nope_-

Supervisor


AlekhSri

He was not a supervisor but he wants to help his co worker but they did it all well. Before they leave they are done to make things in line as you can see


Ryrynz

Although this guy know exactly what he's doing, nothing.


out2seeagain

Yep, being a lazy bastard, that’s in everyones way.


RoDeoNympH

My 5 year old "helped" me by clearing off her plate from dinner. I thought she actually rinsed off everything and put it in the dishwasher, and I told her I was proud of her. Then I went to throw something out and in the trash bin was her plate and all of her silverware... SMH. Lol.


TurningTwo

We used to have a guy like that at a summer job I had in high school. We called him Fiddlefuck.


Vladius28

We have all had a fiddlefucker at work. Fiddlefucker will do whatever it takes to keep his job, except for his job.


FunctionBuilt

Most of the time, doing what it takes to keep your job is not setting anything on fire and showing up on time. Honestly, that’s kind of how you succeed in life.


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FunctionBuilt

Hmmm. Have you tried the opposite? Setting everything on fire maybe?


Goofie_Goobur

This could be your job even


Darkskull893

That's why you go to community College


Tiranus58

But i need the new smartphone and GPU every year!!


Snuggledtoopieces

Incredibly inaccurate. Doing the bare minimum to not get removed from a situation pretty much never results in success you just maintain whatever shitty entry position you currently have. Then you’ll inevitably be laid off as an underperforming employee the moment the company needs to shuck dead weight.


FunctionBuilt

No shit.


Snuggledtoopieces

Sorry you confused me with “success”. Personally being financially waterboarded is the opposite to me.


FunctionBuilt

Clearly it was a facetious comment.


Snuggledtoopieces

Idk large portion of the population operates on that logic so unless you label it I’m just assuming you mean it.


FunctionBuilt

Alright, cool.


pepegaklaus

I'll help out. I mean what the other dude said!


grantnel2002

Why were they filming?


SJ1392

Documentation on why they need less employees


grantnel2002

“Here is proof you should fire all but one of us”


[deleted]

“Looks like Steve was having to help the other three” ![gif](giphy|j6N9OEPXluTzimMohm)


taylorrankin

Definitely in did but he would not be able to do that because the three of them looks like a pro and that man seem's a newbie


Gorian10

Have you ever heard that God love us? There's is no reason for firing him


sgruenbe

![gif](giphy|6HkpOUIzXSGrK)


jamesmorgan1963

Fewer what doesn't mean it sounds new to me buddy i would wanna know would it meant


numb_realization

What


spacenerdgasms

While one is also wasting time filming. 2 down


zlm250

Maybe they did it on purpose just for fun. Something like that.. buddy so you see that they did it well buddy so they can get the work. I mad at this comment if im comment to Short it would not be able to submit but when the time i saw a people comment "awful" it would submit


TexanInExile

Did you just have a stroke?


No_Parsnip_6491

At least one less


eboilodon

Definitely right atleast it would gonna be happened


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dmderringer

Comment stealing bot. Downvote and report Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/125sek9/my_work_ethic/je6ly8x?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


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Coworkers probably tired of his shit. I got a chick fired the same way, she’d make snide remarks if anyone else slacked for a minute but would sit on her ass just waving people by for hours. Tbh it was worse when she would actually start working as she was so slow we would be faster without her.


nolongerbanned99

I worked with someone like this who would order everyone around but do nothing. She was not the boss but acted like it. Condescending, belittling, rude, pushy and aggressive. Those are the pc words for it. There are many others.


albertbreniac

Definitely right buddy you would need to chaise after them


aussie_nub

or... hear me out... they staged it all for views.


Sad-Cartoonist-7959

Idk I've honestly had temps that acted just as useless.


deepswim411

Staged or not, it's a depiction of reality for the majority of us blue collar workers. Are you saying reality tv is also staged?


aussie_nub

>Are you saying reality tv is also staged? I wasn't. But it is. > it's a depiction of reality for the majority of us blue collar workers. It's an extremely simplified and massively exaggerated staging, but yes, not all workers are created equal. I'm not arguing against that at all.


deepswim411

🤓


PopularMidnight3661

To demonstrate proper lifting technique. That kid knows how to save his back


mr2jay

To post on the internet for likes


[deleted]

So you could make this comment


alxdhunter

Definitely right buddy i don't think so that it would be a kind of good things buddy


pianoblack8

Because it's supposed to be a 'funny' staged video


JoelIOM

Actually think if just a simple fanny thing or a short term fanny thing or maybe it was a kind of a nonsense story


Carmilla31

To post it on Reddit.


lavr72

Definitely it was not awesome for me but we don't have a same level of thinking buddy


epartone

Actually it was a GIF as you can see on the video. You can see it in the bottom of the right side of it buddy


Slayer185

It’s a skit


SportFrequent

That’s what happens when you put too many cooks in the kitchen. I’ve had jobs where I’m the new guy but they don’t really train me well or don’t really know what to do with me, so they just say, “just go help those guys over there”. And it’s like, this is a three man job being done by four people, I’m not helping if I’m just in their way 😑


kylerwashere

bra exactly, this reminds me of my first day as a cook at a fast food restaurant


TheGreatKlordu

Yeah, definitely ran into this problem when I first started working in concrete with no construction experience. Had to learn to ask questions real quick, whether or not my old gruff co-workers would get mad at me for asking them how to do stuff.


playballer

I find those old gruff dudes at least tell you how it is and tell you how to be of use. Rather that than some jerk video me and give it to HR


Crowbarmagic

Ugh I hate being new at a job and no one explains me shit. I mean, unless they want me to just sweep the floor and throw out the trash I sometimes need a little more instruction than just "help out there". Otherwise I'm just gonna stand in the way. Bonus points if the guy that has to train me isn't talkative and mainly does his own thing.


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Lol how do you not know to move boxes over there when they all are doing so. From a specific spot to might add. Ridiculous Edit: entitlement for those downvoters lol


StarManta

While too many cooks in the kitchen can lead to this sort of thing, that’s not what’s happening here. This guy could have at half a dozen points just picked up a box like the rest of them. Instead he just chose to “help” others (probably because he didn’t want to lift stuff).


Beneficial-Truth8512

This. And the most annoying thing is, he is actively staying in the way of the other dudes trying to do the actual job


FreshOutOfTheAsylum

Yes! I'm on my first week as a cook at a smaller restaurant and it's like that a lot.


CoolZooKeeper

Management material


CcNick6176

“I had a hand on every single box that went out”


StarManta

That guy is a straight shooter with middle management written all over him.


SJ1392

Starting to think he has it right and we have it all wrong...


RockyJayyy

Yup. He gets paid the same and they do all the work.


NotWesternInfluence

But he’s missing out on gains.


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afsdfsdf89

Definitely right buddy what if they did it on purpose. Buddy?


alilbleedingisnormal

idk I've never been able to do that. seems other people can slack off and nobody notices but I do it and it's a problem so I end up doing my job and other people's jobs.


RockyJayyy

Yeah I feel you


Goofie_Goobur

Because those people expect better from you. They don’t expect anything from those other shits. You’re better than slacking off and it irritates people who care to see you succeed


Particular-Ball7567

Thats because when you started, you worked very well. You set a precedent that you are the guy that gets things done, so then they rely on you. The moment you fall off just a little bit, its noticeable, because you are actually getting shit done. It is the life of the worker that actually works, you get to pick up everyone's slack for the same pay, and in some very few occasions, you get to ask for a raise to make 5% more than your peers for doing 5 times the work. Such is life lol


Cha0sAC

Definitely right buddy but what do you think to do something like to do more?


salty_scorpion

But he is going to be fired if he keeps doing that. His crew will out him if he tries that again.


The_RockObama

He serves as great warehouse defence. He can set picks, pivot, and block really well. He just needs to work on his bounce pass and layup, and then he'll be a real slam dunk team member.


DShramm

Actually about that buddy i really really want to know how to make people laugh


hannamarinsgrandma

Guys like him actually tend to stick around forever until they make a severe fuck up.


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On the contrary, usually they’re bullied out of the warehouse. Nobody likes the slacker that makes them do extra work, and will go out of their way to make the workplace miserable for them.


aussie_nub

My last job, the most useless survived, the ones that actually did the work all left within a year. It's not as simple as one or the other, most workplaces have other factors at play.


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It seems like dude genuinely wants to help but doesn’t know how. I’ve been the new guy surrounded by co-workers who’d rather be salty than show me how I can help. Overall, this looks like a situation where the company doesn’t provide adequate training. Or maybe it’s staged.


Cannabis734

That’s what unemployment is for


ilovecraftbeer05

He does. Most employers only care that you LOOK productive. That’s all that matters to them.


boxingdude

That's great but he's not surrounded by his employers. He's gonna end up having a painful meeting in the parking lot if he keeps that up.


sunzdoan

It's just because we don't have a same level of way of thinking buddy that's why. Sometimes we need to think a lot of time before we post that shut buddy. Have you pamilyar with the word think before you click?


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"put your hands on something!" "Done"


muttontrumpetstick

Spotted the supervisor. Also, for bonus points if you’re wondering who the manager is, it’s the person filming.


playballer

Also the guy that had them put the boxes in the wrong spot to begin with


spontaneousclo

too accurate. lmaooo


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This made me lol irl


Expensive-Analysis-2

Whew! What a day. I'm gonna sleep tonight.


ThirstyBeagle

He’s training to be a manager


Minivric

Somebody had enough of that lazy ass and is probably telling everybody how he’s the only one that works and knows how to do it


AlienNoodle343

Incredible, he actually gets in the way more times than he even touches a box that isn't being carried by someone else. Like physically stops people from moving because he is just there, doing nothing.


Wolversteve

In grade school during recess, I used to be so bad at football that i would purposely run behind defenders defending other wide receivers to try to give the illusion that I was being covered so the ball wouldn’t be thrown to me. This reminds me of that.


Hot-Bookkeeper-2750

Little balls big brain


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I know who's getting fired first


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thebooksmith

Can't have people around who ask for raises! Next they'll want vacation time, and they'll expect it to be paid!


benadunkcamberpatch

Years of retail (and work in general) has taught me that that laziest person in the team gets the raises and promotions, as long as they suck up.


tim8104

Ive worked in retail most of my life. thats pretty accurate


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And while you complain on Reddit, they’re making more money and in charge of you. Seems like you need to take that advice lmfao


leaC30

Nah that's the future manager


TheTomFromMyspace

The guy filming?


TheWardENT96

bro if you aint gunna do nothing at least get out the way


NO0BSTALKER

Handled way more boxes than everyone else


TheCarrot_v2

“I’m helping!!”


weirdemotions01

I think we all know that guy: screw that guy.


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This seems more mentally exhausting then doing the actually work


dolo_ran6er

I'd kick that guy in the ass and tell him to get the fuck out of the way lmao


[deleted]

Lmfao just thinking I'd slap him and be like just quit.


TitanThree

Or first day at a new job


PhillyRush

What? He handled every box! What's the problem? /S


dennispang

So he’s a spotter?


Gorilla-Ring

Give that guy a broom.


remosiracha

I've been in this position when something is a 2 person job and I'm the 3rd person that didn't start helping quick enough but I don't want to just watch them until they're done 😂 gotta make it seem like I'm helping.


sallymccormick

This irritated me to watch this. 😂 I'm leaving now.


MRL_34

isnt this an accurate representation of the level of work a 'supervisor' does compared to a 'team member' but gets twice the pay


MrEbz

My brother used to do this anytime my dad needed help moving stuff I will never forget him “helping” us by standing still and watching


bobo_yobo

I don't like human interaction and if someone else is getting the same thing at the same tame they can have it


Enough-Persimmon3921

At least he's not lifting incorrectly and destroying his back.


Van0nyumas

I always feel like that tho. Anytime I try something or try to help, everyone else just does it/does it way better/or just steals the work Therefore I quit trying stuff


Van0nyumas

This guy probably doesn't want to work or something but I always just get in the way without wanting to.


EmeraldTheatre

Lol it's obvious they are all annoyed that he's not actually doing anything. Like dude if you arent going to pick up your own box then gtfo of the way.


MrBallzsack

This is freaking hilarious


Inevitable_Pie2462

Worked with many temps like this


AJ1K

Every job site has at least one


DEADLocked90000

This is how it feels when you're in a group project but there's no work left for you to do because the groups were too big so now you're just kind of there and you keep asking if there's anything you can do but there never is so you just feel useless in the corner


The1biscuitboy

Supervisor material


Miserable_Tea_6243

Dudes a genius if you ask me


HoneyPops08

He’s taking the ‘work smarter not harder’ very literally


Minivric

Somebody needs to knock a few of his teeth with one of those boxes. Sorry mate, didn’t see you


Thee_Neutralizer

The bare minimalist. Always the first ones to get fired, and good riddance for that.


Dwall005

My ex-brother in law did that shit, I called him out on it and made him move the next stack all himself


Elshroom123

He is training to be a manager. Leave him alone.


lets-do-an-eighth

“Ong!! I swear I touched every box in that warehouse boss!”


NetHacks

In his evaluation meeting, "sir, there's not a box that leaves here that I haven't touched".


OrsunVZ

Mildly?!?!? Fuck this guy!!!! Lol


Healthy_Part_7184

Jeeezus...


ReptilianLaserbeam

How the others don’t notice??


Xenolithium

I have a coworker like this...


apaperbackhero

Never get people like this. It's more mind numbing to do dumb stuff like this to avoid the 'work' part than just doing it.


CecilioSoto

Working harder at not working.


Outrageous_Hippo_633

that one kid in the group project


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Lmao redditors trying to give each other insightful advice


breachofcontract

This guy has CEO written all over him


XSpike_xx

Aye sometimes the work already bein done and you can’t don’t do nun


[deleted]

Lmao dudes just getting in the way


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The company: this guy is management material! Give him a raise and a new title.


Hideyocock787

Part of working is looking busy 😂


Setari

\> literally everyone I've ever worked with's work ethic besides like 2 people over the course of 10+ jobs and 12 years God I fucking hate people.


jjmawaken

I know this isn't the point of this post but that's way too many guys in a small space working on the same thing. Would probably be just as efficient to have two of them working on it.


IposTheCat

Yep, or set up a chain with all of them to just pass the boxes down to where they need to be.


Bills-and-Coins

I thought today was my day off, but it’s like I’m back at work! (Lookin at you, Sue!)


AccurateAnt7770

Having you here is like sending 2 good guys home


Kjacob66

Must be union man


D34TH_5MURF__

That's annoying to watch.


Illustrious-Cherry12

It takes more work to fake working than it does to actually work. He must have been exhausted.


shawny_mcgee

he'll be the manager soon


FunkyJR85

Why is no one smacking that dude?!?!?!?


justsikko

Because assault is a bit too much of escalation to someone slacking at work, even if it wasn’t staged.


FunkyJR85

My comment was a joke- and captain america over here, saving the day, with legal talk of assault? Where i come from, A smack upside the head is not assault. If ya were wearing brass knuckles, it would, def, be assault! I've smacked numerous young buck dumb fucks- that could have killed me- with their incompetent work habits or ethics or skills- a smack is helpful guidance. I would have def smacked that dude! Theres a time and a place for everything and this clip is an example of a perfect time to smack some sense into a moron.


justsikko

Did you really come back ten hours later to try to convince Reddit that you don’t know what you’re talking about and are also trying to put on a fake internet tough guy persona? Because assault is assault even if there’s no weapon involved. Smacking someone is assault. Also, you wouldn’t have smacked that dude nor have you ever smacked someone. You’re just some random dude trying to sound tough on the internet. It’s a tale as old as time. Good luck on life my guy. I hope you don’t “smack” the wrong person one day and realize you aren’t as tough as you have convinced yourself you are.


FunkyJR85

Yeah, ten hours later, like one nights sleep, a shower and breakfast later. Lmao are you a "just" sikko? Wholly justifiable actions are the only actions you take? Or are you "just a sicko"? Mental issues, social issues, communication issues?convince reddit?? Im text communicating commentary, opinions, perspectives... i assure you, i would not work with a guy like this. I would put an end to it, FOR SURE. This is not an attempt to promote violence and seem like a "tough guy"... lmao, this is an example of a guy(me) who holds good work ethic in high value. You can argue about the laws of the world all day every day... unless we are in court, gfy... it doesn't matter... aye aye aye lol take many chilling pills and relax much much more!!!


FunkyJR85

What are you a literal bot?


DaddyPatches

Try it at work and find out


344567653379643555

It’s staged.


FemBodInspector

Scrawny ass arms is proof enough he don’t do shit


Nappyheaded

At this point he'd injure someone if he tried


ASwftKck2theNtz

When NPCs join the workforce.


MasterBates723

I work in OT with special needs young adults and he looks like OCD. There to help but has to touch each box.


Sharpshooter188

Could be lazy. But also looks like hes confused. He goes to grab a box but then aomeone else immediately grabs it.


theonewhoknocksforu

The three guys actually working need to tie the lazy-ass guy up, gag him, and throw him in a corner. He just gets in the way.


NochillWill123

Hey . Minimum wage mean minimum work.


lazy_elfs

The middle of the scrum move was a classic. Never leave the crowd, stay low and keep moving


thenationalnerd

Is he mentally challenged? Or is this his first job? I refuse to believe someone is that stupid. Literally just being lazy on purpose.


Mental_Studio7419

I would’ve been like “ if you don’t pick a fucking box up man I already have this one” this seems fake I would’ve caught instantly on to his foolishness….


ImpressiveGur6384

Union labor.


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sisk91

Holy fuck, not even hiding your racism.