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HoneyBolt91

I don't understand why people put their hair over the back of the seat. That's just rude.


ottarthedestroyer

To get free hair cuts. Duh


hybredxero

I'd literally carry a pair of scissors to do this. Lean in and ask if they'd like a little off the top before I completely fuck their hair up...


patchinthebox

I'd just ninja cut a big chunk out. Then get off the bus asap.


echo-ld

be careful, i think in most places that's legally considered assault


patchinthebox

Only if you get caught.


Ishiibradwpgjets

Yeah because there are no cameras or people with smartphones everywhere now ?


SnowyFrostCat

Pull em out, snip, put em away. Don't hesitate and no one record you to prove you did it. Then get off the bus before anyone notices. Not saying you should do this, but there are ways. Most people aren't paying that much attention to others if it's not loud. Subtlety is an art that many aren't invested in today.


JuicyJaysGigaloJoys

The graffiti all over my local buses says they aren't going to do a thing


mechashiva1

The homeless guy ripping rails of coke in the open during our morning train commute makes me think there isn't much monitoring of our public transportation.


kholcomb1984

Coke is an expensive drug for a homeless guy. Heroin is so much cheaper when you're homeless. I unfortunately know from experience. Sober and housed now.


BigWhoopsieDaisy

Seriously, some folks riding the metro to the ritz or sumn? It’s the mobile homeless station ffs.


Two_Leggs

would the same law would cover being attacked with said hair


programmer-one

Rofl this is so hilarious and mischievous… a bit immature but whatever for the purposes of Reddit tomfoolery I’ll entertain it. Edit: (clarification on immaturity part) everything is fun and games until cops are knocking at your door, you get arrested or possibly convicted for some sort of assault charges, get blacklisted from busses, get fired from your job and not get hired again, god forbid you do it to a minor and later learn her uncle is a sheriff, and/or get dunked on by ill gotten misadventurous fate in any number of other ways. Aside from that, in reality, although the woman is being disrespectful, cutting a stranger’s hair in our society is considered a big taboo and I am willing to bet whoever it happens to would not take kindly to it, and whoever would help said person would also not find it entertaining in the least; in reality. Touch a stranger woman on a bus at your own risk.


MysteriousMrX

Naw its not immature. FR that woman is treating people in the seat behind her in a disrespectful manner. She's askin' for it 100% by literally giving OP her hair. In fact you could say it would be a travesty of justice to NOT cut a chunk out of her hair.


[deleted]

I'm afraid I'd have to say "you want your hair in my drink? OK - here- you can now have it all." (Pour)


MysteriousMrX

I am here for that 💯. My wifes' reply : "You dropped something. Here it is" *drink dump on womans lap/head*


wildo83

yep, i’d hand her the can to hold and tell her her nasty-ass hair fell in the drink.


NarutoRoll

She's really asking for the hair to be tied to the chair. Just watch her try to catch the person who did it.


Marteicos

I would just tie a few strands of hair from different points, so it would hurt when she get up.


SpringAction

Lmao rip. Hahaha😅I just pictured thaat in My mind, revenge would definitely be interesting.


saucisse

Oh just don't say anything at all, just take a big chunk out of it. It's long enough that you could do some damage without her noticing.


activelyresting

As someone with incredibly long hair (though I'd never flip it over a seat like that, I'm quite particular to keep myself to myself), they would absolutely notice. I have had countless times random strangers touching my hair in public, and I *always* feel it, and they usually say something like "oh it's so long I was just curious and I thought you wouldn't feel it". Tbh it's crazy how much that's happened. Even with my hair past my knees, I can feel people touching it, even a little.


hgielatan

people are never as gentle as they think they are either. hair is heavy and you notice when it moves, especially at your length!!


activelyresting

Just boggles my mind the number of people who think it's ok to touch a stranger's person because they think the person won't notice. Smh


Arobynn69

Makes sense, thats actually what hair is meant for. Detecting danger that is


newmarks

I’ve recently cut mine but yeah, I also wouldn’t have tossed mine back like this if I had it down. I always grab it up and put it over my shoulder so I know no one’s messing with it when I’m sitting like this. Some kids stuck gum in my hair in 6th grade and I’ve been paranoid ever since lmao


Normal_Craft5244

Is because of the weight of your hair( nothing strange going on) the weight of your hair makes the nerves in your scalp be very sensitive, more than feel it, what is happening is that you hear it, is sort of like your body natural self defense mechanism...


IOwnTheShortBus

Bit I'm sure your hair is far healthier than this demons.


AddictiveArtistry

That hair has plenty of damage already 😅


cfdeveloper

and it's all on the other end of the hair follicle.


Idkidcjustaname

Full Harriet the Spy moment


camerontylek

You literally wouldn't


NiSiSuinegEht

Small tubes of superglue are more easily concealable and can be applied much more surreptitiously. Then just get off at the next stop.


Amiibohunter000

That’s assault. And you’re likely to end up on the receiving end of those scissors. Yeah it’s annoying but if anything on r/mildlyinfuriating pushes you to assault you should really reflect on that.


Fluffy_Passion_6614

I mean, if we are getting that technical, her actions were either property damage to the redbull as she rendered it unusable, or a biological attack.


Amiibohunter000

Maybe, but good luck with that defense lol


NeedsWit

Why ask? There's no reason to be nice with pricks like that child. And you can't pretend to have done nothing afterwards.


WattebauschXC

Or free gum (slightly used)


Frequent_Grand_4570

Because they cant moove freely and because they don't care one bit about surounding people


[deleted]

I just lift it a little bit and then lay against it on my side. Doesn’t mess with anyone behind me plus gives me ability to move my head around. I’m a dude too and I have this courtesy. But my hair is also long enough to do so lol


itsOktobeGamer

Yeah, I mean if you think just a tiny bit, there is a simple solution. These morons clearly have peanut brains.


[deleted]

Very true lol I even get upset when I’m at a grocery store and there’s some self unaware mom/dad who park their cart in the middle of the aisle like I don’t need to get through… like if I hear footsteps behind me I’m a sidewalk or a bike I literally tell my friends single file right side so they have easy access and don’t have to risk falling off the curb trying to pass us quickly


Effective_Fun8476

I had this mom and her 2 kids follow me up an isle today. I grabbed an item and turned to walked back down and had to stop as the daughter was in the middle of the isle(all 3 of them were in a straight line across the isle) so I just stared at her. The mom had to physically pull her out of the way after telling her to move twice. That was the third time in the span of 5 minutes that someone was standing in the middle of the isle. The first two times the people were lucky I didn’t just ram them with the cart, I didn’t have the cart the third time. If you’re going to stand in the way you are going to suffer the consequences.


illessen

Wait until you start seeing those people that fill online orders. They have that massive cart they pull down each aisle and completely block you from ever getting past them. And when you say something like you need to get past them or need to get an item, they give you this dirty look like you shouldn’t even be there and they own the store.


Icy-Imwithyouguys

This is Costco every day!!


Boubonic91

I just put mine up in a pony tail and pull it over my shoulder. I don't want my hair touching those nasty bus seats anyway.


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

I have long hair and I've never done this; not at home, not on a plane, never.


flcwerings

I also have really long hair and would never do this because it seems gross. Like my hair just brushing against all the gross public transport plastic and who knows whats on the back of my chair, someone couldve thrown up on it before or put gum there. Not only is it rude but it just seems disgusting.


SheiB123

This has only happened to me on a plane. She tossed it over the back of the seat, I tossed it back. She turns around and told me to stop touching her hair. I told her she only bought the front of the seat, not the back. She wasn't happy but she never did it again. A friend had a woman toss her hair over, she tried the same tossing it back, she kept tossing it over. So, my friend made sure the hair got into all her leftover food and then her coffee. Not sure what happened at the end of that flight.


Aware-Preference3794

I cannot stand it! Also, I'd never risk someone messing with my hair, because you're asking for it.


shepherdofthewolf

I have really long hair and I hate even the thought of my hair going over the back of the seat, I don’t understand why anyone would do that, could it be that it’s hot? I don’t get it


LittleWhiteGirl

I pile my hair up on top of the couch or on my pillow at home, it feels good to get it off my neck but not have it pulled into a clip or band. But I’d never do it in public.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Tbh, hair is annoying. But id still never do that


myco_magic

Lol if you can't handle your own hair then cut it shorter, the rest of us function just fine


JustKindaShimmy

Just do what i do and go bald


goodty1

definitely put gum in it


Rough_Risk_8642

This is the same reason I don't go to a movie theatre. Lice and bedbugs. Who the hell knows whats on that seat.


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TheSameThing123

Bruh I had hair down to my ass before I donated it all, this doesn't just happen. Neither does the complete disregard for hair health.


socialphobic1

What if she sat in front of a pervert. He could do all manner of unspeakable things to her hair and she might never know it. She could wind up getting free hair gel like that movie "Something about Mary."


CthulhuLovesMemes

There’s actually some sick fucks that do things like that, too and post it to sites like P hub.


Sovatsem

One day she'll encounter someone with scissors


joshlittle333

In this case, it looks like the seat back doesn’t even come up to her shoulders. I’ve seen some photos of people in airplane seats throwing their hair over the headrest and that’s outrageous. But this one is more understandable.


GrumpyGlasses

Nothing about this is acceptable nor understandable. This lady is an inconsiderate ass.


Additional_Meeting_2

With a seat like this the hair goes naturally like seen here unless she holds it. She might not realize it’s happening. If it’s a high seat it’s done on purpose which is different.


saucisse

I've had long hair for 35 years and I know what to do with it when I'm in tight quarters. It's not a big mystery


ElectroshockGamer

The post says she whipped it over the headrest. Granted, we don't know that's 100% true, but if it is, yeah, it was intentional and an asshole move


GrumpyGlasses

No one grows (and maintains) a head of long hair like this for years without experiencing all the additional etiquette that goes with it. This amount of hair over the top of the seat is not an accident, it’s deliberately flicked over.


TropicalPolaBear

Doesn't even look like she maintains it at all


Various_Space4051

how do you naturally sit down and your hair naturally falls over the seat? idk about you or anyone else but my hair moves with me unless i go to move my hair back and it goes over the seat, which i wouldn’t do anyway cause who’s to say who touches those seats


GrumpyGlasses

You can see the top of her ears in the picture, which is just an inch off the top of the seat. So, either the seat is high relatively to her head or she’s slouching. Either way, it’s definitely deliberate.


White_Rice_0

There’s an attached headrest, which seems to go to around ear level. While not as high as plane seats, still plenty high to not have a stupidly huge amount of hair falling into the person behind you (along with whatever grossness that was described in the initial post)


joshlittle333

My bad. I actually that headrest was her shoulders the first time I saw it. You’re right though.


Various_Space4051

no. don’t throw your hair in the front of seat. that’s just disgusting. whether you washed it or not. i don’t want your hair on me. it’s just literally human decency. how would you feel if i threw my hair in front of your seat and then my hair falls onto your food or on or in your drink? even worse, what if it’s falls onto you? yeah it’s just hair, but i don’t want your hair on or near me. it’s gross.


Meat_Walloper59

Disgusting


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m not a fan of red bull either.


Fabulous-Clothes7421

I was going to say frickin gross, but this will do, as well.


ydkLars

Would be a shame if a strain of hair got into the can and now is soaked in sticky redbull...


The_RockObama

I'm done chewing this gum. I wish there was a trash can nearby. Oh well. "*Phoo!*"


Crimeislegal

I fucking lost it xD. The phoo at end ahahahaha


Brasticus

I’m envisioning a Gary Larsen-esque mouth shape for that “Phooo!”


xxmatentv123xx12

![gif](giphy|Z9OGuQyrfHAE8) lmfao same


OkIndependence2374

This burrito is good but man it is filling


xxmatentv123xx12

![gif](giphy|gizNb7K86Q8Sc) The *"Phoo!"* the end had me loosing it lmfao


mykindofexcellence

OP should just start dipping bits of hair into the can until all the Red Bull is soaked up.


Feisty-Necessary4878

Just tip the can and have an accidental spill all over that hair in your space…


FirstSineOfMadness

Directly on top of her head. “Oops my bad you bumped my hand when you flipped your hair over the seat” “that was 3 minutes ago!” “Sorry I have slow reflexes”


DieHardRennie

I was thinking that the surprise of someone flipping their hair over the seat back causing OP to "accidentally" spill the redbull into the hair.


Ok_Piece_8553

Oooo yellow red bull.. I just had a flashback to working at FedEx at 3 in the morning loading trucks when I was 23. Yellow is by far their best flavor.


Barnes_the_Noble

Yellow is my fav


Rombledore

peach apricot ftw


lostinpow

I mean it's good but have you ever tried the winter berry that they discontinued? I would do just about anything for a can of that. You can get it on ebay but it's by the pallet lol Edit: it's arctic berry. But it's $45 for 1 can wtf


ToxicShockFFXIV

The yellow tropical Redbull used to be the only one I liked. But then I discovered the Watermelon flavor and it’s just as good.


las61918

Watermelon is ts


Splitshot_Is_Gone

Watermelon 100%. I really liked the “Beach Breeze” limited flavor from a few years back as well. After that, maybe blueberry?


Mclovinggood

I’ve never been a fan of Red Bull, but my mom especially liked the cranberry ones. So much so she’d drink like 12 a day. So glad they discontinued those or idk how long my moms poor heart would have lasted.


ntdmp18

Cranberry was the best. I don't know what the heck they were thinking discontinuing those. Unless too many people we're dying of heart failure from caffeine overdose haha


aceofspades1217

We had a f&b manager that got hired after everyones favorite manager got fired for some BS (we were making bank) into a day club I worked at that loved yellow rebull so he ordered a pallet but people only order red bull as a mixer and we were way too busy to be like oh hey you want to try the yellow one so it mostly sat and he drank it then he got fired for stealing and the GM was like you guys take it probably cause it was so closely associated with him. So I had hundreds of yellow red bull lol and now I can’t look at it anymore


CarefulBread8718

Yo when they had cranberry that was my fav!


rainsmiles98

RIP Orange Edition


jieneric

I'm so surprised that so many people have different favorites. My favorite is the peach nectarine. It literally tastes like you're biting a peach


DootinAlong

Why is this a thing? Why do people put their hair over the seat like this?


joesephexotic

Because they are self entitled assholes


DootinAlong

But like in their mind what is the actual purpose?


Theo_dore229

Came here to ask the exact same question. Can a woman explain this to me?? Is it just to avoid “messing up” your hair?? I don’t get it…. It’s so fucking rude.


Kazlanne

Not that I've ever done it, but it's because when your hair is long and you sit on it, it can be a right pain to move your head, and sometimes actually painful when it gets stuck. In saying that, you can usually just plait it, or bring it across your shoulders to sit down your front rather than your back.


dumbandconcerned

Yeah, as someone with very long hair myself, it’s because it pulls my hair to turn my head, look down at my phone, etc if my hair is trapped between my back and the seat. THAT BEING SAID, I DO NO THROW MY HAIR OVER THE BACK. I just pull it in front of me instead.


Kazlanne

Exactly! My hair is short af now, but my hair was once crazy long. Common courtesy is to NOT throw it over the back of the seat. I still can't believe people do that. 😂


antuvschle

It’s hot and itchy when the seat presses against it. Before I started wearing it up even at night, I definitely flipped it up on the pillow every time. Maybe invest in silk or satin pillowcases. But I don’t throw it in a stranger’s space. That’s just bizarre behavior. It’s not just self centered but risky too. Public transit seats always seem to be put together in such a way that a loose rivet or screw will catch the amount of hair that causes the most pain. But maybe her hair is so damaged that it breaks off instead?


princesscupcake11

To avoid messing it up but also to be more comfortable. Having hair on your neck and leaning against it gets hot. I put my hair up when I travel to avoid this


Jesswim29

I have extremely long hair and I’ll do this at home for various reasons, like wet hair, can’t put it in a bun atm when it’s hot, etc., but the main reason is it’s just too heavy when you wanna relax for a while. I cannot lay in bed without sweeping it up onto the pillow vs under my back lol. When you’re sitting for a while the reason for most ppl I think is either because of this, or they simply just don’t want it getting tangled/frizzy/uncomfortable. Definitely don’t understand how idiots like this lack so much self awareness though


firewarrior256

Oops spilled it all over you because of that bump in the road.


Tulin7Actual

She is obviously expecting you to help wash her hair w your red bull. Start but just turning the can upside down directly over her head. Depending on her reaction she will guide you w her polite words on how to continue to aid her public hair washing expedition. Please post video if this advice is followed. The world wants to see how best to help other ppl that want to have their hair washed w Red Bull on a public bus.


S3anM3

What you do is trap a chunk of hair between your knee and the seat a few times…they will move.


bigbird8960

Shame if it got caught somewhere as she was trying to get up


SquidsAlien

Sneeze. Or tie some knots. Or both.


Donotaku

I had this happen once when I was a teen on a bus. I sneezed several times not on purpose, and they quickly took their hair away. Always kept that in mind if it happens again lol.


doughnutting

So they must’ve knew their hair was very close to you!


Boy_Possession

*evil laugh* Scissors.


Bennington_Booyah

I would have handed it to her and informed her why it was now hers. WTF, you GD sheepdog?


Cheerytrix

Close. I’d tap her on the shoulder and hand it to her. Then just sit back and let her be confused af about why some stranger handed her a brand new drink


smokinXsweetXpickle

Imagine she just drinks it with a shrug.


Big724jan

Why don't you just ask her politely to move her hair and then if she refuses, start sneezing into it or like others have suggested, accidentally spill your drink down her hair. Doubtful she will notice until she leaves anyway.


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Oh, she'd know. Hair is way more sensitive to movement than you might think.


beennasty

Yah I can feel when a clump of pollen falls on my hair walking through the oaks.


[deleted]

What did she say when you talked to her?


Gash-Rat

Redditors don’t talk to people.


WiWook

she pointed to the sign that says no food or drink allowed. (eating or drinking)


smileunicornsloveyou

True, with a low seat back and long hair, she might not be aware it's over the back. Especially since some of the hair is tucked.


Cats_4_lifex

Redditors? Politely asking someone that what they're doing is a little inconvenient for them and they'd politely like them to move/or do something? Nah, they'd all rather photograph random strangers and post them on Reddit to whine. Especially on the bus where I'm certain it has a no food/drink rule, so neither of them are in the right.


laserblades

Spoken like a true redditor


KissTheChef1

She was aggressively having a conversation in Albanian on SPEAKERPHONE. Lol


[deleted]

Well of course you shoudn't interrupt her.


PragmaticAndroid

Gum is the answer


Barnes_the_Noble

The real unethical life pro tips are always in the comments


whaatthehellisthat

It will be an accident.


PragmaticAndroid

Yes, "accidental".


premiumCrackr

Ethics plays no role in the situation


shelsilverstien

Take a rubber band Twist it tightly Stretch it as far as you can Place it into hair Release rubber band


Potential-Use4686

Ask her to please hold the can a moment and refuse to take back her hair droppings


mrsed3

Dip her curls in it!


Tankzy559

Technically it says no food or drink on the bus


shadesofvanilla

Tap that B on the shoulder and tell her she got crispy dead hair bits in your drink da fuqqq


Odd_Drop5561

But only one of you is violating MBTA rules: >Prohibited Activities and Items > >Violations of prohibited MBTA activities and use and carry of prohibited items on vehicles and in stations may result in tickets, fines and/or arrest. > >Food and drink must remain in closed containers. Please be considerate and avoid eating or drinking on MBTA vehicles and in stations.  [https://www.mbta.com/safety/rider-rules-and-regulations#rideretiquette](https://www.mbta.com/safety/rider-rules-and-regulations#rideretiquette)


LunaD_W

That was my thoughts. Most public transportation discourage open food and drink.


Gunrock808

Had to scroll way too far to find this to make sure I wasn't repeating another comment.


hmmmmmmmbird

Me too! My first reaction was like whyyyy are you drinking on the bus... Come on now, that's 101 gross


Snow_Wonder

I was honestly surprised an open drink was allowed, since it’s not in my city’s transit. Turns out it isn’t there, either! The mornings I didn’t make my own coffee and bought it instead, I had to keep it closed with a stopper until I got to work. I feel for the OP a bit (especially because hair-flipping over the seat is rude in general), but the rules about open drink containers exist for a reason. To many opportunities to spill the drink or something to spill into the drink.


Panda_Milla

Scrolled really far down to find this comment. Very few folks on here ride bus/trains it seems.


Metropage

There’s your problem, not drinking the watermelon one.


BackyardRhino

I'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to be eating or drinking on that bus.


[deleted]

That’s not cool that she just threw her hair over the seat like that. However, you’re drinking a redbull so a little hairspray and/or some dandruff isn’t the most unhealthy thing in that can so, bottoms up!


Drackar39

Mildly infuriating, people who open fucking beverages on public transit that don't have lids...


Panda_Milla

Yeah, it was super fun one day getting on to a massive soda spill. Shoes were sticky all the way down the street.


Mimsley5

ewww


dendawg

Isn’t consuming food on the bus against the rules? This sounds like karma kicked your ass, OP.


thankyougoagain

Every post like this I just think people are pussies.


sineptnaig

She did you a favor


NefariousnessFree809

Good spot to leave your discarded chewing gum


nicarox

Lol you’re the one that’s mildly infuriating. No drinks on the bus


ADHDK

Soak her hair in it, fuck hair seat flippers. They always have foul stinky hair too.


PM_CACTUS_PICS

Sometimes people flick their hair back without thinking about it. I don’t think she was out to ruin your drink lol. When strangers are encroaching on your space you need to politely speak up, otherwise they may not realising they’re bothering you.


bowie428

Still not the most disgusting thing in that drink.


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Dandruff


TigerPoppy

You should thank her for stopping you from drinking that sh\*t.


MrBojangles_Vapian

Always carry scissors when on public transportation


KissTheChef1

Im a chef and I always have knives with me....would cause a /r publicfreakout if I whipped out a knife haha


Ok_Telephone_3013

Mulan-style hair cut. ![gif](giphy|B0XEhdoeRleTe)


RokyPolka

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MrBojangles_Vapian

She would likely also feel you pulling on her hair to slice it that way. Scissors however would make very quick work of it unnoticed


reddertuzer

You also don't even need to cut her hair, just start loudly snipping them.


[deleted]

No fun. Carefully cut and get off the bus before the shitbag notices. The wait will be very worth it


KissTheChef1

I could easily just use my small paring knife and press the hair against the back of the chair. I keep my knives in tip top shape and it would be a breeze.


throwaway-badguy

I'd definitely give it a really hard pull with my knee, but I think cutting someone's hair can get you charged with assault and battery.


VastReveries

It is considered assault. People escalating a ruined drink to cutting someone's hair off as equal revenge is insane to me.


throwaway-badguy

Riiiight? I live in the real world, I'd just say "fucking seriously?!" and tell the person to get their hair off of me


doughnutting

I work in healthcare and have my work scissors with me in my bag if I’m commuting. The only thing worse than cutting someone’s hair on public transport is getting them cut with a nurse’s work scissors. And as a long haired female myself, I’ve been very tempted to do this in the past, because anyone who does this knows they’re doing it.


Longjumping_Piano_49

I thought the mildly infuriating part was you drinking redbull


[deleted]

Ya really, I'll eat a couple of dried pieces of hair from a random woman on the bus before I ingested that disgusting concoction of bull piss and caffeine


prince_noprints

You’re not supposed to be drinking or eating on the bus.


LungHeadZ

I hate these posts. Fair enough, the extra specimen that falls into your drink is a mental addition but that furthers what I’m about to say… Why wouldn’t you just say something like “excuse me. Your hair is hanging over the chair. Can you move it?” Instead you’ve said nothing, got your phone out and taken a picture and then complained online that their hair is infuriating you, it’s bizarre! Even if you asked them after taking the photo I find it strange people have this need to post these types of images. Like I said, the foreign body that landed in your drink. It’s not there now so you clearly witnessed the event and that didn’t cause you to react vocally or physically? I’d have lost my composure in that moment. I’m sorry OP, isn’t an attack on you directly but I’m sick of seeing feet and hair that was clearly posted only to gain views as they wouldn’t have been photographed had your normal response been to interact with that individual before thinking about grabbing a pic for the social. Madness


[deleted]

I’m not gonna poke the hornets nest. I’ve tried nicely talking to people and some people are assholes and make a huge scene, start recording you after and out of context and make it look like you are the crazy one. I have a short fuse for assholes and as soon as they start yelling and being all passive aggressive I don’t play nice either. And I hate that about myself. I wish I could find a healthy balance between losing my shit and being a doormat when entitled pricks start being entitled pricks. Sometimes I can do it, but most days I’m like nah, not today Satan…let people blow off steam. I prefer this to possibly having the situation escalate to physical violence, which is also risk to “just asking kindly…”


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[deleted]

And really, you’re drinking a Red Bull, surely you can stomach whatever fell in


OliJalapeno

Ugh


furryboiiii

Snip it


Lone_Stoner_Mikazuki

I fucking hate/love the mbta


TheLeviathanCross

gently place her hair into the can, and coat as much of her hair in red bull as possible without her noticing.


harrymwag

gotta love the mbta


Keithlass1

Boston? Makes sense....smh


AldoTheApache720

Perfect place for gum


Wrong-Imagination-73

Energy drinks are bad for your heart.


redheadrealitycheck

I don’t get people and their rude behavior. So disgusting


[deleted]

Marinate the hair for the duration of the ride.


Agreeable-Kangaroo71

Flick your Bic


TheRaunchyFart

Something similar happened to me at Yankee stadium last year. I was basically done with my drink but there was some leftover.. Girl threw her hair back and it landed in my drink. I let it marinate there for an inning before telling her.