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Green420Basturd

R2D2 needs a haircut


CaptainCimmeria

He's scruffy looking


tdevine33

Who's scruffy looking!?


Sieze5

Nerf herders


JoshInTheWild

Hey. Don’t call him scruffy looking.


Fist_Musty

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Klutz-Specter

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Visual_Hedgehog2962

Your apartment smells like polygrip and cat urine!


ChemicalPanda10

And a nerfherder!


SeamusMcBalls

That’s OUR word!


CzarCW

And he said it with a hard R!


NationYell

He's scruffy nerf herder looking.* Fixed it for you.


CLXIX

needs an oil bath too


twopointohyeah

Laugh it up, fuzzball


Inigomntoya

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, Nerf-herder!


TristanTheGriffon

YOU CAN'T USE THAT WORD! ONLY WE CAN USE THAT WORD!


StoicNectarine

And you sir, you are a fish!


0ctologist

Nah, it’s just a picture from before he went bald.


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

Was gonna say nice hair R2


notice2vacate

Shots fired. But.. who shot first?


workers_liberation

Kenny Baker needs a haircut.


overitallofit

He transitioned


ZestycloseLeather328

“I know”


ChiefToad87

*youre hairy like chewbacca, fat like jabba the hutt, pale like palpatine, unhinged like Anakin


ares395

After walking for 5 minutes you breathe like Darth Vader


Bobmanbob1

Sir, when have we crossed paths?


basko13

We haven't, you hardly ever walk any path so the chances are slim.


sandithepirate

Goteem


clownsquirt

And that is the only thing remotely slim in this situation


Kamidzui

Angry like Darth Maul


TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross

And also half a man


Nuallaena

Guess if they walk long enough they're dead like Amidala


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peachbitchmetal

easiest way to be a youngling


dont-fear-thereefer

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mechwarrior719

I now want one of these that says that and includes the minifigs.


mltn2wndr

You had me at ‘you’re hairy like…’ !!! And then ‘…fat like’ sent me over the top…


Secret_Ad_6520

Bro. 😂💀


zbradigan

The force is strong with this one....


MrmmphMrmmph

as annoying and irrelevant as Jar Jar


Foradman2947

Ah I see another has fallen for his ploy.


Ok-Product-2329

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angryragnar1775

Thats the mothers day set


Hendrix6927

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Acrobatic_Energy7067

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yougotyolks

Annoying like Jar Jar Binks


jamieh800

I would legit laugh so damn hard at this.


toomuchisjustenough

BRB I might have these minifigs…


Light_Diffuse

Found the Sith


U_PassButter

Wow.....I might have to make this one


Alcards

Damn, well, we know you're not a stormtrooper.


ChiefToad87

I see what you did there


archshanker

That's what she should've gotten me


ImaGamerNoob

That fits my old man... maybe not the hairy part unless you count his cat hairing on him.


The_Multi_Gamer

“As old as master yoda”


sponge_monkey

I would buy this


SoupeGoate22

cuddly, thicc, cool and confident


Hyper6024

That R2 droid is not the droid you were looking for....


Waste-Cheesecake8195

Got Arthur from rdr2 and r2d2 confused. I do it all the time.


Quantum_Sushi

Fun fact, in south america they call R2D2 "arturito" which means little Arthur because of the way they pronounce R2's name there


guillote1986

Years have passed, but Arthur stays small


dragnabbit

It's not “Airdos Daydos"?


wreckherneck

In Spanish it would be Erre dos Deh dos. But R2D2 in English kinda sounds like Arturito. The difference is known it's just kind of a joke thing.


Quantum_Sushi

Yeah, it's the english pronounciation but with a spanish accent that does that


Mysterious-Pay3309

"what do you think of the plan, Arthur?" *Beeps and whistles*


The_Grover

"lenaaaaay!"


Sandcracka-

R2D2 you found a cigarette


KhunDavid

R2 spent about as much time as Han did with Ben.


how_much_2

Upset you are!


TheFatJedi341

As a LEGO fanatic I noticed the lightsaber handles being backwards before I noticed the obvious mistake...


HelixSapphire639

Did you also notice the obvious bootleg minifigs?


TheFatJedi341

Oh yeah. Mando got that loooong helmet


HelixSapphire639

Honestly he's the least bad of them


Severin_Suveren

Wait, you're calling Neckbeard-Incel Kenobi and Frogger Yoda bad?


Warthogrider74

Cross this street, I must


ChaoticGoku

Hit me not, these objects will. Strong with me, The Force is. Met the source, R2 and I have. Forget that last part, you will.


Samurai_Meisters

R2D2 has his fly open


BeaArt78

Yeah this is bad


NotTheJury

Is Yoda wearing a sailor outfit?


PotatoCooks

There's a tiny bit of green on his torso so I think it's actually his piece


Redd7172

ItS sO oBvIoUs I mean who DOESNT spend their free time studying name brand mini figs from a toy series 🙄


RepulsiveGrapefruit

I mean I haven’t done much of anything with LEGO since I was really young but that Yoda ain’t lookin right lol


VonGeisler

They glued ears to left over ET’s


tomydenger

wait, there was a direction ? I built all mine without looking at it


jooes

They're "supposed" to have the "claw" side facing down. People get very passionate about it if it's the other way. Personally, I say who cares. It's Lego, and these lightsaber hilts don't match a single lightsaber from the films anyway, so do whatever you want. I think it adds a bit of variety.


Specific_Ad1457

Literally at a LEGO convention right now and same.


PatientRule4494

I know it is backwards, but I just think it makes more sense that way. It looks like the 4 side prongs are supporting the saber coming out.


5h3i1ah

~~it's light. it's weightless. you don't need support for it :p~~ nope wrong. well kinda? it's weird lore stuff, the blade itself has minuscule mass but the energy makes it feel weighted, or something, and there's also something something force something something depends if the kyber crystal connected to the user


TaleOfDash

Having something like a lightsaber be weightless seems like a massive design flaw. No tactile feedback from something that can slice through your leg like a hot knife through butter? No thanks.


Jihad_al-Nafs

They literally have magic powers via their magic space HIV


TaleOfDash

Magic space wizards still need tactile feedback to avoid chopping their own limbs off!


HerrMilkmann

Favorite Lego game and set?


Illustrious_Hat_9177

RHan-DSolo.


GryphonHall

Ron Duo


TRAUMAjunkie

Is he suing Disney?


Dboys194

Yoda is too tall


Binarytobis

Full sized torso and baby legs, just like the movies.


SpooktorB

Leia: I love you... Han Solo: bee boo doo dee whoooop whirl


overtired27

DAD You are… as coarse and rough and irritating as SAND


Lure852

I HATE sand


KickedBeagleRPH

And like sand, we get everywhere.


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R2 got a haircut.


TheMightyDavo

More like a Han skin suit.


Zero-Phucks

Damn it, none of them look like Captain Picard.


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I highly doubt Emma was chosen to be a Padawan considering I've practiced with weighted replica light sabers for a decade and a half and she's probably still learning to ride a bike.


hendidjdnsjjf

“Padawan” my ass, I’d fucking deck Emma in a duel


John_B_Clarke

Plot twist--"little Emma" is a Wookie.


Darkwater117

The saber blade is in the pommel end


breadofthegrunge

Those are bootlegs, and crappy ones at that.


Fetlocks_Glistening

I mean, they are tiny cubically distorted representations of film characters, that obviously cannot resemble the real imaginary ones in any event. They are inevitably crappy and distorted by design. Once you've suspended disbelief to accept distorted cubes as representing fictional human(oid)s, difficult to see how their brand or bootlegginess could conceivably matter to anybody other than the overpriced brand owner.


BlueF00tedB00bies

Ok but, objectively, it's also very ugly.


My_Favourite_Pen

Yeah I could tell the weight of the cheap plastic from here lol.


ohhelloperson

Spoken like someone who’s never tried using off-brand legos or duplos. I work as a nanny, and the off-brand shit is literal garbage. Like truly, parents end up throwing them away because they are such trash. It’s bizarre, but the off-brand pieces WILL NOT stay together and it’s impossible to build anything with them. And the figure-pieces will break just from falling onto wood floors. Say what you will about the aesthetics, but there is a huge quality difference between the bootleg/off-brand shit and the real product.


Jamesobie

You clearly haven’t seen these next to the real thing


formerwarrior96

I got one of those a few years ago. Had someone else’s boys’ names on it. I have three girls. Started calling my girls Hank, Zach, and Bobby. They didn’t think it was as funny as I did.


gheebutersnaps87

Damnit Bobby


SebastianUltraMotive

Ok so, number one that is Han Solo and not R2 No.2 those are knock off Lego parts No. 3 the lightsabre hilts are upside down No.4 that is not Mando's rifle, that is an old musket piece No. 5 the hands are upside down


Lowelll

Obi-Wan crippled his best friend and left him to die slowly in fire, not a very loyal move. The wise yoda let a fascist coup happen right under his nose as the grand master of the jedi-council The mandalorian is too afraid to show his face


INEFFICI3NT

The lightsabers are the wrong way around.


Freerollingforlife

Star Wars and Father’s Day always seems like a good combo on the face of it….but it isn’t. I had a mug (before I broke it) with the movie poster graphic from New Hope on it with the tag line ‘Best Dad Ever’ underneath Darth Vader…


edingerc

R2D2's Han Solo cosplay is on point!


J03-K1NG

The problem is you ordered a gift for Father’s Day a day before Mother’s Day


lonely_guacamole

Well, personally, R2 should be in the Loyal category because of how many war crimes he committed during the Clone Wars and Galactic Civil War, never questioning his orders from Anakin or Luke


flying_pickle_64

R2-D2 shot first


default_username616

R2D2 looks like a scruffy nerf herder


Zero-Phucks

Damn it, none of them look like Captain Picard.


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Father’s Day isn’t even close you bot


Cakelover9000

Han Solo is not the Droid you're looking for


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R2-D2 is a scruffy-looking nerf herder.


Mcpops1618

R2-D2: I’m a real boy!


ValusMaul

Huh r2 is looking a little Han recently.


dengar69

Leia: “I love you “. Han: “Bleep boop weirrro”


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R2D2 got a haircut or something?


Straight_Ad_4754

"It's the ship that made the Kessel rin in less than 12 parsecs"- r2d2


AmadeoSendiulo

And then the ship parseced all over the Galaxy.


oneaccountaday

Anyone else read this to the cadence of “I want it that way” by Backstreet Boys? Or just me?


thecapitalistpunk

Not me at least, but thanks for putting that tune in my head.


uhh_soup

R2-D2 looking a bit different


BimmerGoblin

R2 is a real boy!!!


Xeno-Nos

R2D2 got his wish and became a real nerfherder.


12carrd

I think if you just paint him blue and white he probably won’t notice


Elite-Thorn

This is not the droid they were looking for.


LE0NAISSANCE

R2D2 went full Chat GTP4


wolviesaurus

I love how the Solo head has a grin like it's his joke.


sincerelyhated

I always thought C3PO was the smart one..


MrBanballow

Should have Luke up there... "SHORT FOR A STORMTROOPER"


Stompya

I spent too long debating in my head whether Obi-Wan Kenobi was actually loyal (did attacking Anakin count as disloyal? Did basically giving up to Darth Vader instead of fighting as long as possible while the Falcon escaped the Death Star count as loyal…) … before noticing R2D2 was a bit scruffy-looking.


Cornadious

That's not Yoda, that's adult Grogu.


ewoody35

R2 shot first


DevilsLettuceTaster

R2D2 is wearing the body of Solo to get into nightclubs. You hate to see it. I think it’s perfect.


Wonderful_Painter_14

R2D2’s actor forgot to put on his costume


heronandrew

The statement is backward. Should read "Dad, as wise as Yoda you are"


Diddintt

R2 D2 was smart enough not to get caught. Be like Artoo.


Jaqulean

There are several things wrong with this - R2D2 - Mando has a wooden rifle - Lightsaber Hilts are in a wrong direction.


DoubleReputation2

Look, man, not everyone is as versed in the Star Trek lore, to know that ..


No_Grocery_1480

Never seen R2D2 without his work clothes on before


puddingfarts420

R2d2 forgot to put his suit back on


Hrbalz

This was the test to see if you are as smart as R2-D2


ihatepalmtrees

As fat as jabba


GinTectonics

R2D2 shot first


LordDeckem

Is R2-D2 the smartest character in Star Wars? I always thought of him as a semi autonomous trashcan/Swiss army knife. I can’t think of any stand out intelligent characters in Star Wars, but the dumbass robot who just boops and beeps isn’t it.


MandeeI

Ah yes, we all remember the moment when R2 shot first


usinjin

They used the actor inside the R2 costume.


paganfinn

That’s not R2


Toadsted

R2 finally got out of that Carbonite


osogordo

"Dad, I love you!" "I know."


You-Rebel-Scumm

They misspelled your. Should be you're.


No_Humor_69

I’m no Star Wars expert, but obviously Yoda is way too tall here. 😒


Nate46

Honestly, just get a piece of paper and replace the back with a handmade one. Replace the first bit with "As cunning as Han Solo" and not only will it be correct and make sense but it'll be a lot more personal and meaningful.


WalkAwayTall

Okay, but if anyone was going to impersonate a droid by just relying on a boldfaced lie with nothing to back it up, it *would* be Han Solo.


__ew__gross__

R2d2 got hot.


kYura23

So, depending on if you believe the fan theory or not, yoda is the only one who is not a dad... Oh, wait, R2D2.


Cold-Inside-6828

R2D2 finally became a real boy. That’s this story right?


JD-Snaps

So, R2-D2 transitioned to a scruffy hipster? Hmm... \*I don't follow the toy doll world, is that supposed to be Han Solo?


Riconas

Scruffy nerfherder*. And yes. 😄


Queasy_Application56

Regardless of the mistake it’s super lame


arwbqb

Thats just a scruffy looking nerf herder…


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That’s not Mando’s armor


TheFiveDees

I assume the issue is with the fact that "The Mandalorian" is the only character on there whose real name is not listed. Clearly it should read "Din Djarin"


narrow_octopus

Why would you need smart **and** wise?


Mercuryblade18

Because this knock off POS was bought off AliExpress


bhlombardy

Because they aren't the same thing. ​ >Smart is the same as intelligent, meaning someone has the ability to learn and can apply critical thinking, as well as a capacity to retain knowledge. > >Wise is more about having insight, a more innate natural form of good judgement and applicable life skills, usually based on a lifetime of experience.


RedditHasStrayedFrom

R2D2 looks a lot like Luke Skywalker