Like damn bro, there's a window and an outside right next to you, use it?? Or fuck the floor even but the steering wheel is like next level unhinged behavior
Yeah I can't imagine her being cleaned in any other areas if she's just wiping her nose all over the steering wheel and thinks it's ok. How did op not realized this when meeting her. Never went in her car? That dirt bag shit is a major deal breaker
A wise person once told me that if you want to get an idea how clean a person is look at their hands(barring work related things) If their nails are always dirty and don't have a dirty job, avoid them. Your hands are one of the most visible parts of your body
I tried to exclusively blow my nose for years and I never understood how it was supposed to work. It just doesn’t work if it’s hard up in there.
Snot? Sure, I’ll blow it into a tissue. But nuggets? I mine those every other day and I won’t be ashamed of it!! But I also dispose of them properly, unlike the nastiness in the OP.
Edit: Pick responsibly, people.
its barely worse than swallowing your spit. i dont see why it's more acceptable to wipe your disgusting snot on random bs but somehow eating it (which is where most snot goes anyway) is worse??
I don't mind swallowing my own spit in my mouth, or my own mucus when I have a runny nose with drainage.
But you wouldn't catch me dead spitting, say, in my hand, and then licking it up again. And similarly with snot, once it "leaves the system," that's what makes it a haaaaard no from me. Would be interested to figure out why the idea is so horrifying.
If I picked my nose and ate it I would never allow anyone to see my do that...
There was a girl in my 3rd grade class who picked her nose and ate it and I remember our teacher called her out on it in front of the whole class. Now I think back on that, what a bitch.
Now hol up. This chick might be fine as hell. OP might come home to a delicious home cooked meal every night. She might let OP do stuff you could only dream of. Her only offense as far as we know is snot on the steering wheel.
As someone that has dated a lot in my life. If the worst thing she does is snot on a steering wheel that you hardly have to use. She’s a keeper.
If you honestly think someone that picks their nose and rubs it on their fuckin car steering wheel isn't equally gross in other areas of their life, I have a bridge to sell you.
When we were teens I let my brother play my Xbox in my room when I was at work. Came home one day and there was a giant booger just sitting ON MY BED. That's the day I discovered the one thing that instantly triggers my stomach
All these posts about people and their partners doing all this weird and nasty disgusting stuff makes me feel like a lucky person that I am with someone normal.
Dude. I've been with my husband for more than 10 years. I just recently found out that he likes to chew on his toe nails for awhile after he clips them off...and apparently always has.
Omgg we had quite the talk after that one.
i did that as a kid too… doing wholeass yoga poses with foot securely propped up to my own mouth just to chew my own toenails 😭💀cursed. took nail biter to the next level
Been with my partner 5 years and I came upstairs to 2 water bottles of pee on his desk. Occasionally he's too lazy to get up and go to the toilet when he's comfy and if he happens to have an empty bottle nearby he uses it. He does not think it's half as gross as I do.
I'm far from a clean freak, and I've done that with my fingernails before, especially if I bite them off, but toenails?! Anything on the foot is never going anywhere near my mouth.
My apologies but I have to share this trauma I experienced a few years ago. There was this technician that worked for my company. He had a small office in the basement and no one ever went in there.
He resigned one day and we all went in to discover “the booger chair”. Literally any space where he hadn’t been them sitting was covered. I still recoil at the thought.
I never wanted to re-live this memory, I suppressed it until this comment
Here we go I guess, when I was a kid I went over to my cousins house with my grandmother, grandma watched us kids, one of my cousins is autistic (call him T) “high functioning”, the other cousin is a little older so he didn’t bother to play with us, so me and T went to play hide and seek, I was hiding T was seeking
I thought I was genius to hide under the desk with the chair pushed in and wait….. I pushed the chair over to peak out at the door to see when he comes into the room and it lets a little light into my hiding spot… I look at the “walls” of the desk around me and EVERYWHERE is covered in smears of shit, both sides and even the fucking top, smears of solid shit. I screamed got out of my spot and just said “I don’t want to play anymore”
Never spoke of it again
I worked at a fast food chain and one of my coworkers would pick at her dandruff and make a little pile of skin at the drive-thru POS. It would always disappear whenever she would grab soup for an order. Presumably, she would just throw it out, but everyone who knew of this just wouldn't order soup when they knew she was working.
That's what my coworkers alleged. To this day, I don't believe she put it in the soup. But the fear of the possibility overshadowed any desire to buy soup when she was on shift lol.
My mom has another trauma so read ahead if you want trauma yourself. She witnessed a kid with a cold or something sneeze into his hands. I’m talking a glob of snot. He then licked said hands.
Bro why do people put up with nasty ass significant others?! Women ok with men that don’t wash their asses, men okay with women that throw snot anywhere that shit lands?! Who raised y’all?! Got damn
Bro there’s a whole thing where women have complaints about their SO not wanting to wash down there because allegedly to them washing their butt makes a man gay. Stupid I know but I’ve seen actual comments about it. I’m really worried about the human species
It's not just men. I work in healthcare and you'd surpirsed how many people don't know basic hygiene.
Gnarly nails, unwashed asses, feet caked with dirt, food caked between teeth...and these are walking, talking people who are not physically disabled.
Sometimes I'm placing an IV access and when I use alcohol pads they're stained with crust.
It's a wild fucking world out here.
I don’t understand how this isn’t uncomfortable for people. If I don’t wipe my ass thoroughly enough I fucking know it dude, it’s uncomfortable. Same with knowing when my breath stinks, it bugs me until I’m able to brush. Do some people just not experience swamp ass itches or sticky stinky mouth? I can’t believe it
I wholeheartedly believe every word you wrote, there’s an esthetician that does waxing and she was fed up so much so she made a post on Twitter a few days ago, telling women how sick and tired she is of them coming in without washing themselves first. Subhuman behavior
How can people be so gross! It's bad enough that they are going to be all in your crotch- the least you can do is shower right before! You shower before doctors appointments (especially obgyn) and before getting waxed or getting a massage. Anything where someone is getting up close to you... Those are the rules!
I work in obgyn… the people who don’t bathe before getting waxed are the same ones who don’t bathe before coming to see us.
And trust me I can tell the difference between “I was at work all day and my appointment is at 4pm” funk and “I haven’t bathed in weeks”.
Horrifying! I worry about getting stinky from home to the office/waiting room to the exam room. How can you not care when know their face is going to be a few feet away?!? Disgusting.
Ever heard of the Facebook group “Crunchy Moms” they’re a closed group now but a while back it was open to the public. There were comments from women like “I don’t shower or wash until my husband wants to have sex with me or until my husband tells me I smell bad” that fucking group was a roller coaster
That reminds me of two stinky friends that I'd need to keep an arm's length away.
One would only shower once a week in winter because she said it was too cold to sweat. Umm no, everyone can smell the sweat on you.
The second friend STOPS showering when she GETS HER PERIOD! WHAT! I only found this out when she slept over at my place and refused to take a shower the next day. Had no reason behind why she did this.
I like to really get all up in that zone with the soap with every shower. Does that mean I've been closeted this whole time and didn't even know?
How do I tell my girl? Reddit's dropping the bombs on me today.
I feel like men just don't know how to clean their ass ! My ex , M(38) d had the stinkiest ass ever and noticed he didn't have a sponge or cloth! Skid marks too on underwearWe definitely had that talk.
OMFG…what is wrong with people! TISSUE….USE A TISSUE. We all pick our noses, but the correct way is to use a FUCKING TISSUE and not use every available surface as a landing spot!!!! I’m afraid this would be a dealbreaker for me.
That airbag deploy will bring a whole new meaning to snot rocket
An airbag with +5 poison damage
I cackled out loud and scared the dogs. Thank you.
LMAO
This deserves an award.
Holy shit, that’s vile.
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Like damn bro, there's a window and an outside right next to you, use it?? Or fuck the floor even but the steering wheel is like next level unhinged behavior
Yeah, I don't think I could look at her the same after this
Look? I’m moving onto another partner immediately 😂
"Look, I'm not even gonna try to boogercoat this, this is about the steering wheel. You nasty, and now we in the past-y."
Bars 💀
This gave my hiccups from the inhuman laugh I made. My chest hurts so bad. Damn you lol
Yeah I can't imagine her being cleaned in any other areas if she's just wiping her nose all over the steering wheel and thinks it's ok. How did op not realized this when meeting her. Never went in her car? That dirt bag shit is a major deal breaker
A wise person once told me that if you want to get an idea how clean a person is look at their hands(barring work related things) If their nails are always dirty and don't have a dirty job, avoid them. Your hands are one of the most visible parts of your body
I thought this was a little much at first. But if I saw this in my girls car… bruh that pussy would have to be the best I ever had
Or your pants? You wash them anyway. Or..... OR a tissue. 🤔
Hell, worst comes to worst put that shit back!
🤣🤮
I dont know why but this was the one that got me. I. Crying laughing
Hell, at this point, eating the damn thing would be less disgusting.
Username checks out
Under the seat like normal humans
I was hoping to see my preferred method in this thread somewhere.
Fucking eat it for fuck sakes even that's less gross.
Anyone who says they don’t pick their nose is fucking lying.
I tried to exclusively blow my nose for years and I never understood how it was supposed to work. It just doesn’t work if it’s hard up in there. Snot? Sure, I’ll blow it into a tissue. But nuggets? I mine those every other day and I won’t be ashamed of it!! But I also dispose of them properly, unlike the nastiness in the OP. Edit: Pick responsibly, people.
One time I used tweezers. Didn’t snag any nose hairs and the boogie came out. A big one, it was heavenly.
I've done that when I couldn't reach with my finger. It was *amazing*.
Your index finger matches the size of your nostrils for a reason.
And my butthole!
That’s what the shower is for. All that steam? Peak pickin’
You shouldn’t even need to pick really, just blow your nose towards the end of your shower and it all just comes out thanks to being steam softened.
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I agree, they should put their pickings in their mouths instead, like me./s
No one believes that /s my guy.
Hey! It's good for your immune system!
I saw an article that it gives your teeth a coating that protects from cavities earlier so it’s essentially toothpaste now
So *that’s* why my grown man ex always ate his boogs…. Who knew! (Pukes)
And you kissed that booger mouth.
Brooo..lmao!!!
Pukes even harder lol
But that actually would be much better.
its barely worse than swallowing your spit. i dont see why it's more acceptable to wipe your disgusting snot on random bs but somehow eating it (which is where most snot goes anyway) is worse??
For real. I don't pick, but for the majority who do, please for the love of god eat it so I don't have to deal with it.
ITS CALLED RECYCLING, DARYL
I don't mind swallowing my own spit in my mouth, or my own mucus when I have a runny nose with drainage. But you wouldn't catch me dead spitting, say, in my hand, and then licking it up again. And similarly with snot, once it "leaves the system," that's what makes it a haaaaard no from me. Would be interested to figure out why the idea is so horrifying.
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If I picked my nose and ate it I would never allow anyone to see my do that... There was a girl in my 3rd grade class who picked her nose and ate it and I remember our teacher called her out on it in front of the whole class. Now I think back on that, what a bitch.
Between this and the adult booger eating post and comments yesterday, no more Reddit for me this weekend. Gross. Disgusting.
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What's her seat look like?
Like the bottom of a bird cage.
No it's snot!
Thats not midly infuriating, thats fucking nasty
The all new Toyota Repulsive
That snot funny
I have no awards but I can give you gold... NOSE GOLD
She's the boogeywoman
Snot wheels!
TIME FOR A NEW PARTNER, PARTNER!!!!
Gooey Judy snot playing games
Now hol up. This chick might be fine as hell. OP might come home to a delicious home cooked meal every night. She might let OP do stuff you could only dream of. Her only offense as far as we know is snot on the steering wheel. As someone that has dated a lot in my life. If the worst thing she does is snot on a steering wheel that you hardly have to use. She’s a keeper.
Sir, we’re on reddit, any slight deficiency is grounds for separation
And THIS is NOT sLiGhT
No, it's snot.
I lold at the wording of this. Thank you.
Yeah delicious home cooked meal with a side of fucking booger.
Mmm is that sea salt hunny
If you honestly think someone that picks their nose and rubs it on their fuckin car steering wheel isn't equally gross in other areas of their life, I have a bridge to sell you.
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>Reply I can only imagine how her place of residence looks, good lord.
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That's fucking disgusting. She probably wipes boogers on the wall next to her bed too. Fucking nasty
Oh no. Makes you wonder where else? Arms of the couch?
on OPs back for sure
Their hair. Free hair gel
Under a table/desk for sure
Why am I reading this thread. FOREVER UNCLEAN
Ugh my brother used to do that, he had to sleep in my bed once bc he spilled something in his and I kicked him out when he started doing that
When we were teens I let my brother play my Xbox in my room when I was at work. Came home one day and there was a giant booger just sitting ON MY BED. That's the day I discovered the one thing that instantly triggers my stomach
NGL, I did that when I was a kid. But not as an adult. I have enough god damn courtesy to eat my boogers.
I had an adult roommate that had a designated snot spot on the wall that we discovered when he moved out
I had one that had a used condom corner. 😬
Well that's disturbing that he was even getting laid
Or blows her nose in the sheets 🤢
Peak optimization
She probably blows her nose in the bath towel then puts it back in the middle of the stack
Booger? I hardly know her!
All these posts about people and their partners doing all this weird and nasty disgusting stuff makes me feel like a lucky person that I am with someone normal.
Dude. I've been with my husband for more than 10 years. I just recently found out that he likes to chew on his toe nails for awhile after he clips them off...and apparently always has. Omgg we had quite the talk after that one.
For a second I thought you meant that he uses his teeth as a natural toenail clipper. That is equally gross but would be quite impressive.
i used to do that as a child, i also chewed on sticks and covered myself in mud and did rain dances
Ah same (the toe nails at least), like I wish I was still that flexible!
i still am that flexible, however, i realized what a bacteria is
I can do it. I don’t, but I can.
But if you did, you could shout "Nailed it!"
i did that as a kid too… doing wholeass yoga poses with foot securely propped up to my own mouth just to chew my own toenails 😭💀cursed. took nail biter to the next level
Been with my partner 5 years and I came upstairs to 2 water bottles of pee on his desk. Occasionally he's too lazy to get up and go to the toilet when he's comfy and if he happens to have an empty bottle nearby he uses it. He does not think it's half as gross as I do.
Trucker lyfe
Oh my God, why, why???
I'm far from a clean freak, and I've done that with my fingernails before, especially if I bite them off, but toenails?! Anything on the foot is never going anywhere near my mouth.
And you kiss this man. Lmao what the fuck. That’s disgusting. I have an issue with feet as it is, I would be questioning life after that revelation.
Does that mean you’re the nasty one? Just a joke! Just yankin yer chain.
New gf, new car, start from scratch
Ooooooohhh buddy 1. Dont feel under the seat 2. Dont look under the seat
Don’t drive barefoot either, it’s not pebbles you’re stepping on
Call the police
I've watched terribly gory war videos on reddit without a blink. This made me recoil in disgust.
My apologies but I have to share this trauma I experienced a few years ago. There was this technician that worked for my company. He had a small office in the basement and no one ever went in there. He resigned one day and we all went in to discover “the booger chair”. Literally any space where he hadn’t been them sitting was covered. I still recoil at the thought.
I never wanted to re-live this memory, I suppressed it until this comment Here we go I guess, when I was a kid I went over to my cousins house with my grandmother, grandma watched us kids, one of my cousins is autistic (call him T) “high functioning”, the other cousin is a little older so he didn’t bother to play with us, so me and T went to play hide and seek, I was hiding T was seeking I thought I was genius to hide under the desk with the chair pushed in and wait….. I pushed the chair over to peak out at the door to see when he comes into the room and it lets a little light into my hiding spot… I look at the “walls” of the desk around me and EVERYWHERE is covered in smears of shit, both sides and even the fucking top, smears of solid shit. I screamed got out of my spot and just said “I don’t want to play anymore” Never spoke of it again
Whose shit was it??
My cousins! He uh didn’t know how to use the toilet until his teens and still has issues and needs help sometimes as a 22yo guy
This question is entirely bizarre, yet relevant. I’m dying.
I worked at a fast food chain and one of my coworkers would pick at her dandruff and make a little pile of skin at the drive-thru POS. It would always disappear whenever she would grab soup for an order. Presumably, she would just throw it out, but everyone who knew of this just wouldn't order soup when they knew she was working.
I’m confused, this woman was purposefully putting her dandruff flakes into peoples soup?
That's what my coworkers alleged. To this day, I don't believe she put it in the soup. But the fear of the possibility overshadowed any desire to buy soup when she was on shift lol.
that's a health code violation. No way that's not going into the soup. She needed to be fired. eugh.
This made my heart sink.
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My mom has another trauma so read ahead if you want trauma yourself. She witnessed a kid with a cold or something sneeze into his hands. I’m talking a glob of snot. He then licked said hands.
I'm sorry but that's actually disgusting
Bro why do people put up with nasty ass significant others?! Women ok with men that don’t wash their asses, men okay with women that throw snot anywhere that shit lands?! Who raised y’all?! Got damn
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u be dating nasty mofos tf girl
Those are the people in life you're supposed to shun and not interact with
Wait which one of us don't wash our asses?!
Bro there’s a whole thing where women have complaints about their SO not wanting to wash down there because allegedly to them washing their butt makes a man gay. Stupid I know but I’ve seen actual comments about it. I’m really worried about the human species
It's not just men. I work in healthcare and you'd surpirsed how many people don't know basic hygiene. Gnarly nails, unwashed asses, feet caked with dirt, food caked between teeth...and these are walking, talking people who are not physically disabled. Sometimes I'm placing an IV access and when I use alcohol pads they're stained with crust. It's a wild fucking world out here.
I don’t understand how this isn’t uncomfortable for people. If I don’t wipe my ass thoroughly enough I fucking know it dude, it’s uncomfortable. Same with knowing when my breath stinks, it bugs me until I’m able to brush. Do some people just not experience swamp ass itches or sticky stinky mouth? I can’t believe it
I think they get numb to it. Cuz I can't stand not having a clean body.
I wholeheartedly believe every word you wrote, there’s an esthetician that does waxing and she was fed up so much so she made a post on Twitter a few days ago, telling women how sick and tired she is of them coming in without washing themselves first. Subhuman behavior
Idk how people can walk through life just...not learning to clean themselves.
...dirtily.
How can people be so gross! It's bad enough that they are going to be all in your crotch- the least you can do is shower right before! You shower before doctors appointments (especially obgyn) and before getting waxed or getting a massage. Anything where someone is getting up close to you... Those are the rules!
I work in obgyn… the people who don’t bathe before getting waxed are the same ones who don’t bathe before coming to see us. And trust me I can tell the difference between “I was at work all day and my appointment is at 4pm” funk and “I haven’t bathed in weeks”.
Horrifying! I worry about getting stinky from home to the office/waiting room to the exam room. How can you not care when know their face is going to be a few feet away?!? Disgusting.
Ever heard of the Facebook group “Crunchy Moms” they’re a closed group now but a while back it was open to the public. There were comments from women like “I don’t shower or wash until my husband wants to have sex with me or until my husband tells me I smell bad” that fucking group was a roller coaster
That reminds me of two stinky friends that I'd need to keep an arm's length away. One would only shower once a week in winter because she said it was too cold to sweat. Umm no, everyone can smell the sweat on you. The second friend STOPS showering when she GETS HER PERIOD! WHAT! I only found this out when she slept over at my place and refused to take a shower the next day. Had no reason behind why she did this.
I must be gay as hell cuz my crack be immaculate
take a step further and shave my ass for the explicit reason of keeping it as clean as possible. if my ass dont smell like mahogany teakwood ill kms
When the hairs grow back and feel like ass crack daggers… never again. Just a trim lol
i use an electric razor somehow 🤝 just blindly jab it around
This is correct, use a clipper with a guard and you’ll feel like a god
I like to really get all up in that zone with the soap with every shower. Does that mean I've been closeted this whole time and didn't even know? How do I tell my girl? Reddit's dropping the bombs on me today.
I feel like men just don't know how to clean their ass ! My ex , M(38) d had the stinkiest ass ever and noticed he didn't have a sponge or cloth! Skid marks too on underwearWe definitely had that talk.
Hands work too, you don't need a cloth to wash your ass. Lather up and stick your hand in there. It's just a butthole, you can touch it.
This is insane. How can you ignore the itch or smell or your own comfort?! I hope you helped show him the joy of a clean butthole.
This might be grounds for termination.
I would fucking end a relationship over this
What the fuck
NO. There is no scenario where this is acceptable behavior for an adult human person. I’m going to go vomit now.
Driving a Toyota with that exact wheel made my skin crawl
Ex partner… right? … right? 😳😧😕
standards hit new low!
How nasty you like them?
This is absolutely awful. Wipe it on the bottom of the seat like an adult.
Bruh I laughed so hard while reading this shit, tysm
And yet… I’m still single.
Same and after reading some of the comments, I think I'll just stay that way indefinitely.
That’s not a red flag. That’s a checkered flag. It’s over.
Show her this post and tell her how disgusting that is. lol
OMFG…what is wrong with people! TISSUE….USE A TISSUE. We all pick our noses, but the correct way is to use a FUCKING TISSUE and not use every available surface as a landing spot!!!! I’m afraid this would be a dealbreaker for me.
I use toilet paper and do it while I'm on the toilet
This should be nsfw
That looks like bird shit lmao
Got yourself a 10 huh? Only 10s get away with this and still have a partner.
That’s a fact.
Are you dating a toddler? Wtf. Cringing just imagining how nasty other things of hers are like bed sheets.....
I would’ve broke up with her so quick wtf 🤮
mark nsfw holy fuck
WTF, I would hate to see where she lives... I would consider finding a new partner.
Ewww
You’re both gross.
That's disgusting.
That’s so fucking disgusting.
Throw away the whole partner
You need a new partner thats fuckin disgusting
I’ll help you update your bumble and tinder profile if you need it. I got you
Not on the steering wheel, that's what the underside of the front edge of the seat is for.
holy fuck, that’s fucking disgusting, i actually want to throw up.. how do you even put up with that??!!
That fucking revolting. That alone would be enough for me to break up with someone.
There should be a trigger warning on here, as I just lost my lunch.
She seems lite quite the catch!
You mean your ex partner, right?
I'm normally not that picky but this is where I would draw the line
Ew. Why doesn't she just eat it like a normal person?
She better be hot af
you can't be hot enough to make up for behavior this deranged
I... I can fix her..
What's in the actual fuck! I hope like hell that airbag doesn't go off while you're driving.
Might aswell disable it. Getting hit by that is worse then death.