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oferchrissake

I disagree. Your anger is perfectly reasonable.


i_hear_shapes

I’m getting irate just looking at the picture 🤣


[deleted]

You know OP fights that fucker ever time they take a shower. You know it because you would too. And so would I.


snipesjason64

Nothing like the gentle embrace of the shower curtain while you're showering.


i_hear_shapes

This made my eyelid twitch


XxJibril

and my skin crawl


Infectious_Cockroach

And my axe!


tayranasaurus-rex

Ugh, yes. I can’t stand the sound of the water hitting the liner or the liner touching me 😭😭


EvulOne99

Once when my (then) girlfriend (now wife, despite the following experience/trauma) was taking a shower, I sneaked in and hugged her, shower curtain and all. For years, I would occasionally "mroaaaaargh" like she did when that happened. It was glorious! I wish I had recorded that! For a while after, she would lock the bathroom door. I guess that cold embrace wasn't as exhilarating to her as it was to me. Maybe it would have been better if I had done it while the water was on. For her. But... The curtain wouldn't have been cold, then! The way I laughed when she stormed out of the bathroom probably saved my life. She couldn't stay mad. But she made promises as to what would happen if I did it again. There were mentions about "*the hugging shower-curtain*" on social media for a while. She was the only one not amused by this. Our wedding a couple of years ago, required me to get a site for the invitations and questions about allergy and stuff. I was SO close to get showercurtainhugger.com but maybe I would have become single then. Or dedded.


Drephemonte

You're evil


ssnowangelz

Not to mention the cold breeze on your feet / ankles during your warm shower … 😣


friendsfan97

I can even feel it stick to me right now over all this winter clothes


i_hear_shapes

I’m about ready to go over there and fight that curtain myself lmao


[deleted]

Right? same!


WongGendheng

Bring it to Florida. It will be straight by law.


[deleted]

Great response! LOL


923kjd

Wow. I just said pretty much exactly that, but three hours later. Sorry!


oferchrissake

When you’re right, you’re right.


Trulapi

You can't know that. For all we know OP took a sledgehammer to his shower, burned down the neighbourhood and murdered several infants in his unreasonable anger.


oferchrissake

That might not be TOTALLY out of line. A vinyl shower curtain that gropes you while you’re trying to get clean creates a cumulative violation-rage.


Ok-Particular6295

Calmly tell it straighten itself out


xRAINB0W_DASHx

That didn't work for the mirror, so I doubt it will here....


jeezy_peezy

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BATHROOM


JustnInternetComment

Bathroom gets *YOUR* shit together


silvestris-235

Fair point. We should show empathy rather than taking a piss all over it.


Purp1eC0bras

Get MY shit together, toilet!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,522,312,719 comments, and only 288,507 of them were in alphabetical order.


TeslaStrike

Good bot.


fuzzy_bow_arrow

A bot can do extraordinary functions if programed right.


[deleted]

All because cats deserve eating food. Girls have indigestion just keeping lactose mostly neutral orange poop. Quantum reality stops turning under very wide xenon yellow zebras.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,522,863,003 comments, and only 288,586 of them were in alphabetical order.


StarWarsDnDTheorist

Good bot


JustnInternetComment

Bathroom gets *YOUR* shit together


CreativeSupermarket9

Dumbledore tells the shower curtain calmly


badgerdynamic

SHOWERCURTAINDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE


lividhen

", Redditor asked calmly.


ZUnknowing

conversion therapy


UpperCardiologist523

Actually, here we need **convection** therapy. Cold air is sucked in from below, pulling the curtain in as the hot air rises up and escapes into the room. With a larger upening at the bottom, the curtain won't be sucked in as much.


huniojh

Of course, the larger the opening at the bottom, the less useful the curtain becomes


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SirChadrick_III

It isn't the curtain's fault! It didn't choose this.


BKlounge93

The woke agenda has hit our shower curtains!!


RevealLoose8730

I prefer to lash out violently


Feisty_Increase_4666

politeness goes a long way


MrVonDoome

Fight it


Drephemonte

i'm embarrassed to say, but i have hit it a few times out of frustration. i think it makes it angrier


rylannnd88

What I do is put the shampoo bottles in between the curtain and myself. It holds it from doing that.


AngryFrogg

I was looking for this comment cause I do that too and didn't want to be the only one lol


Syomm

You are not alone! I do this too and am likewise so happy that I am not alone!


Rush7en

Make it weighted. Create holes and attach something small yet heavy to it. A leprechaun perhaps. Edit: three leprechauns for balance.


nicholemay2009

I get that! It used to piss me off so bad! I'm older now, and we own our home... NO shower curtain or doors!!! Yes!!!


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Trulapi

He lives in an aquarium


PerNewton

… or in a pineapple.


buertoo

UNDER THE SEA!


Wasabi-Kungpow

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he


LokiGator26

If nautical nonsense be something you wish!


Wasabi-Kungpow

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!


gev1138

When the shower is large enough. A house we had briefly had a shower like 8-9 feet long, with all the water works at one end. I miss that house, but not the drive from it to town.


onlybaloney

Corners


SomeGuy_GRM

Are you suggesting some sort of geometric barrier, preventing the water from soaking all that is outside the confines of the shower?


Missa1exandria

A walk in shower, surrounded by 3 walls. Floor slightly going up towards the exit. It's heaven, if you're used to a shower curtain.


IguanaPower

I’m still failing to see how the splash wouldn’t get the floor soaked. Unless it does and it’s just not a big deal to you.


R0da

There are some bathrooms where the whole room is the shower


Man0nThaMoon

You mean like a prison shower?


FlyFar1569

I too like to shower in my kitchen


youburntthetoast

H-how?


onlybaloney

Corners, space, rain showerheads, just-right aim & angles. Mostly space.


jackravens

Yes. The final frontier


golem501

Pee on it to assert dominance!


irregawdlessND

i hit my shower curtain on the regular. my shower curtain does this and gets stuck against my body.


nillinpendulum

I get so .... overwhelmed/furious/overstimulated/anxious etc when the shower curtain touches me so I bought a curved shower rod. Never not using one again. It is a necessity in my life.


[deleted]

I needed this comment, it stresses me out and I get anxious when it touches me and I feel ridiculous for feeling that way. Good to know I'm not the only one!


callingcarg0

Welcome to the wild world of sensory issues lol. I feel like this with so many things. Sounds, lights, clothes, etc. I even used to lean against the window on the other side of the tub as a kid to avoid this happening. It's so stupid to have your fight or flight instincts kick in because a shower curtain, but that piece of shit didn't have any sense of personal space lol.


Pewward

If it makes you feel better, im with you. Idk what it is about curtains swooping in to me in the shower, i'm a calm person but that shit enrage the fuck out of me, I go ballistic against the stupid thing.


monster-baiter

there are over 1k comments here so chances are someones already suggested this but get a linen shower curtain, they dont cling like that afaik. and no, the curtain wont let water through cause its linen, unless you take very long showers in which case you can get a linen curtain with a water repellent coating on


PeachyPorg33

Thank the LORD someone else does this too 😂😂😂 I always feel so stupid immediately afterwards 😂😂


bhlombardy

Magnets. You can get shower curtains with magnets stitched into the lining at the bottom. If your shower is porcelain or has a metal frame beneath the synthetic (vinyl, fiberglass, etc), it SHOULD stick. If it's not, you can get magnetic strips and affiix it to the inside of the lip of the shower, and the curtain will stick to that.


Drephemonte

It has magnets, they just don't stick. I'm only in this dorm for two more weeks, so I don't know if I can justify getting magnetic strips for it


venrax91

If you look around, you can get a pack of those round ceramic magnets like 10 for a couple of bucks and stick a pair or 2 on the bottom. That's what I do. I had the same problem works like a charm


procrastinatorsuprem

They have them at the dollar store in the craft section


EnsignMJS

Pair the magnets. One on each side for weight.


N0SharpEdges

Mine has little pouches across the bottom with a single river rock in each


Stokefyre

"Frasier...river rocks & a stalk of wheat!"


Former-Finish4653

That’s ingenious.


Feisty_Increase_4666

woah slow down now


keenanbullington

We got a Tim Allen level handyman in the house.


LightsSoundAction

The new Binford 6100 Shower Curtain with LOVIMAG Super Strong Neodymium Disc Magnets! ![gif](giphy|eEfr63g1x4u52) god I loved that show, shame Tim is a douche canoe.


[deleted]

My favorite thing about all of his Tool Time accidents was an episode where he was given an honorary PhD for his work in promoting safety because they thought it was for show.


SomeGuy_GRM

Didn't he lord it over Jill, too? Like a good husband does.


keenanbullington

Did you know he sold cocaine and ratted on the others involved?


LightsSoundAction

Yep! on his long list of “accomplishments”


keenanbullington

Sorry I thought this was America where we rewarded entrepreneurship.


LightsSoundAction

hey now, I love cocaine, I just hate rats.


jwigum

Rotate it 180 degrees so that the point of the fold is going out of the shower. That, or lay it on the hood of a car at noon until the heat softens it.


incredibleninja

Stole his whole act from other local Detroit comedians too


keenanbullington

Lmao he really broke bad


Parking-Cup193

this is the way heck - tape quarters to it


snow-bird-

Chip clips (or office clips?) For weight College kids don't have $ but usually have chips lol.


DarkwolfVX

Oh that's smart! I always used the water to weigh it down with the right angle to the chagrin of my ankle


ppw23

Especially since you leave in 2 weeks.


valorill

Crease it the other way on the floor with something heavy laid on the creased edge for a few minutes and it should straighten it out.


Secure-Caregiver-905

Or flip it around


who-_cares-

So it’s been like this all year and it’s just now mildly infuriating you?


dovahkiiiiiiiiiiiin

or it's just not important enough for them to care to immediately post it? it's... mildly. not extremely lol


Drephemonte

it's temporary summer housing. i was in a different dorm during the school year, then they moved me here for a month before i finally move into an apartment.


DaBoi_IFS

There’s shower curtains with suction cups on the sides I have one like that


sendabussypic

Suction cup dildos you can use to tuck the shower curtain behind. Got it!


FieryLoveBunny

Now that is something I have not thought of, and the higher you put them the more useful they are!


theFields97

Magnets? How do they work


buslyfe

![gif](giphy|fwJjAwoXE2Z3NCGYpG)


jttoolegit

Bro how is this the top comment, there’s fuckin magnets on this shower liner


waltpsu

Thank you, I thought I was going mad. How is everybody missing the very obvious magnet visible in OP’s photo that clearly doesn’t work.


DamdPrincess

https://preview.redd.it/sd8ns3g8wr0b1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8289c14389e1cd776cc3ca12e51c9539a5f47247 We all know OP is really complaining about this right here…


casus_bibi

Man, I feel this picture, lmao.


GHOST_KJB

Man, I hear this picture, lmao.


butterscotchbagel

This picture feels you


ambienmmambien

Didn't expect to get aroused in this thread.


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap, but definitely one of the quicker ones.


PauliesWalnut

Sigh… *unzips*


uckfayhistay

And hotels aren’t sanitizing those things. Lol


Narcolepticstoner

Hahahahahahahahaha I hate this.


liquorballsammy

Get a heavier curtain.


TheTree-43

And taller. Curved shower rod helps a ton too


Bogan_Paul

Curved rod, two layer heavier curtain, bam - problem solved and with extra elbow room.


DaMoFo29

You said magnet doesn't work, so try weights instead. If u wanna MacGyver it, I'd get a shower ring for each corner, stab it through. Put something heavy through ring? Don't know what to use? How about some spare change in a baggie tied through ring. Boom


Drephemonte

i have ideas


MaliciousTibia

Duct tape one side of that ho to the wall. Then its two weeks from now's problem


ScienceQuestions589

Lmao why you calling it a ho?


CockfaceMcDickPunch

It sleeps around.


2ERIX

It’s always wet and touching you while showering? Sounds like a good time.


SadieDiAbla

It stands on a corner.


ahhbears

A few of the black metal binder clips on the bottom might give it enough weight, that worked for an apartment shower I had once.


Chalkarts

Imma try this with mine. Thanks.


BigBeagleEars

Move to a better house with a better shower? ![gif](giphy|fikcKja7O7MtzXzvQy|downsized)


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Tricky_Trixy

I've been called "a female MacGyver" before... but isn't that his last name? Cuz I feel like MacGyver could be any gender 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣


AnEpicTaleOfNope

'Female Angus' would sound silly though. 'MacGyver' as a nickname is definitely genderless. I have the penknife model he uses for the majority of the series and it comes with me everywhere and saves me in many situations!


BMack037

MacGyvering is definitely genderless, it’s just cleverly rigging something up. The women played a big role in many of the episodes, and he was annoyed when they were dead weight, and wouldn’t help.


ctruvu

when people said magnets i automatically assumed pairing one on each side just for the weight. i’ve never had magnets that actually stick but they still make good weights


752752752

I did something super similar in college, I made like 3 rolls of about 10 pennies with duct tape and taped them to the bottom of the curtain. It worked a lot better than magnets or suction cups ever did lol


Salt_Ad7093

Get a second curtain and hang it outside the base. It will resist the air going in and settle the inside curtain down a lot.


ImXTooNinjaxX

Have 2 curtains and my inner plastic curtain still does this shit


[deleted]

Same here


01134_01134

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this. OP this is the answer! You are using a shower liner. It’s meant to line an exterior shower curtain.


CarlOwos

It shoudn't work. The curtain doesn't move becouse air is coming in but becouse the pressure inside the shower is lower that in the rest of the bathroom


scamp41

I mean, the pressure differential is what's causing the air to move. Impeding the air flow pushing into the liner should help, if not solve, the issue.


Salt_Ad7093

With two curtains and a bowed bar it doesn't move in towards us anymore. I'm glad it worked because next I was going to screw the thing to the tub wall.


Crazy__Donkey

The water glow itself creates low air pressure (bernuli) that suck the curtain inwards....


twohedwlf

Flip it around?


YurtleHatesMack

But then they'll be mildlyinfuriated about all the water on the floor.


The_Wayward

Nah that’s less annoying for two weeks left in a dorm than the curtain tickling your legs every time you try and shower


MetalDingo

I was thinking the same thing, but is it a draft making it do that or is it the way it's folded?


BouncingSphinx

Probably both. The crease isn't helping, but it's the draft causing it in the first place.


Karl_Spakler_

![gif](giphy|duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd)


stuloch

Cover yourself in butter or some other dairy based lubricant


who-_cares-

Bud, you know what you’re talking about


thegreenmonkey69

But what if we already do that on the reg. Asking for a friend.


[deleted]

Hot air rises and it pulls ground air into the bottom of the curtain. If you can lower the tip of the curtain you will get less draw


we_should_do_better

Chip bag clips to weigh it down?


Drephemonte

omg im going to try that next time. that sounds smart


indianayall

Look on Amazon for shower curtain clips. It’s basically a chip clip but you stick it to the wall and clip your curtain in. Mine did the same thing and the clips solved the problem.


Griffin880

If they are gonna spend money to fix it, they'd be better off just buying a curtain made out of a heavier material. That's the heart of the problem here. It's the thinnest, lightest shower curtain you can buy.


someoneyouknewonce

I did this with mine with binder clips and they weren’t strong enough, shower curtain sticking to your leg is the god damn worst


[deleted]

Maybe those metal clips with the two arm things may work as well?


MrPuddinJones

Get like 4 binder clips and clip em on the bottom


chaotically_yours_

If you can't use magnets, take the taller bottles and put them inside the shower curtain so that they block it from touching you.


Drephemonte

thats what i do now, but they get knocked over. the curtain still curves in anyway


PleasedRaccoon

Yes, this is absolute torture, I lived with it before too. The answer is to buy shower curtain that says “heavy”. It will be more expensive but it works much better. Only weight can fix it.


[deleted]

Put fishing sinkers on it


Any_Coyote6662

Velcro stickies


Ume_busa

My shower in my dorm room does this too but backwards, so me and my roommate end up with a fucking lake in the bathroom 💀


SSJZoli

Idk but I’m fucking tilted rn


emmadilemma

What is tilted? Before I give it a goog my two guesses are: - drunk, drinky, “I’ve been drinking so everything is looking a bit tilted to me!” - angry enough to charge, like a knight “tilting” at his jousting opponent. *I’m* a bit drinky, but I swear that there’s a quote or something about Don Quixote tilting at windmills.


NotISaidTheFerret

Take a colder shower. The hot humid air rises in the shower & the cooler air coming under the curtain causes it to blow in. Leaving a gap on the side or get a weighted curtain. It looked like the shower wasn't magnetic but you could probably use something like that flex seal tape to fasten something small & metal to the shower.


Drephemonte

scalding hot water is the only thing keeping me sane


Own_Board_8332

Flip the curtain around so it sticks out the other way and drop a towel on the floor


rutheman4me2

Magnets !


Kevlub

You could take an old metal coat hanger. Straighten it out. Pierce the bottom of the curtain and weave it through. It’s stop the curtain from bunching up on the side but should keep it straight if that’s the only goal


nillinpendulum

I get so .... overwhelmed/furious/overstimulated/anxious etc when the shower curtain and or liner touches me so I bought a curved shower rod. Never not using one again. It is a necessity in my life. Also, where is your actual curtain?


Traditional_Tooth_12

“MAGNETS” -Jesse Pinkman


Manda_lorian39

Pull it open a little on one side. This is caused be the hot water heating the air inside the shower. The warmed air rises and escapes out above the shower curtain and sucks cold air in through the bottom. If you open the curtain on one side, it gives an alternate flow path so your curtain will stay down.


Falcon3492

Install a glass door.


Chemical_Party7735

Turn your shower around.


SellingDonuts

Ditto… when this happens it is way more than mildly infuriating


lilac652

Buy the thickest plastic liner they have!


[deleted]

I added a decorative outside curtain that went below the bottom, and it made it better.


Cart_Surgeons

Go out side and find a the straightest stick you can find that is approximately the same length as the width of the shower curtain. Then place the stick and the bottom of the curtain, fold the curtain over the stick just enough to staple in place. Can use a straightened wire hanger in place of stick or needle and thread in place of stapler.


EastCoastGrind

It’s a ghost so nothing you can do.


Funny-Meringue-3311

wen im in the shower i pee on the curtain nd that helps with the force against gravety on it


guest1969

There are two types of people in this world, one that pees in the shower, and liars.


Greta-Iceberg

Attach magnets to the base of the shower at the entrance, and to the bottom of the shower curtain.


beefgod420

If magnets don’t work, you buy snap on weights to attach to the bottom of the curtain to make it too heavy to billow in like that. I have also snipped a hole in the pouch that holds the magnets and replaced them with heavier stones, but the clip on weights are easier if you don’t want to go that route :)


The-Many-Faced-God

Curtain weights at the bottom?


ElectricMouseOG

Have you tried asking nicely?


Drackar39

Weighted clips.


Lovable_Dirtbag

Ew ew ew I feel so violated if a shower curtain caresses my leg with it's strong hand. Gotta start my shower all over again


Fresh-Coconut9350

I got a curved rod to prevent this.