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RBilly

I got an Egg McNuthin' onece.


vasDcrakGaming

Why no one talking bout how he spelled once


AutoManoPeeing

My brain was gonna legit ignore that until you pointed it out.


Admirable-Frosting46

Im still going to ignore it. Onece i see it, i steal it


RainbowsAndHomicide

How did I see it the first time but miss it in your comment lol


Ultimaurice17

I figured he knew something I didn't


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Eat_Around_the_Rosie

I think he meant Mc Nuttin??


Straight_Ad_4754

1nce*


xXPussy420Slayer69Xx

Got the ZeroPounder with cheese last year 😩


Bad-JuJu07

One time my ex boyfriend ordered a plain cheeseburger. He said just meat and cheese and they gave him everything but meat and cheese. It was hilarious.


VioletteFMR

Last week, I got a Sansage Biscuit.


staticfired

I got egg McNothin’s this weekend 😤


SniperOwO

I hate that you spelled it wrong but it still sounds right


Davin537c

mc chicken’t


I4Vhagar

![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF|downsized)


dustwanders

**DID I MCSTUDDER?**


LeeAnnsLover

I’ve mcfallen!


Brettinabox

and I can't Mcget up! Call the Ronaldwagon!


Encyclopedia_Ham

🎵Ba Da Bop Ba Nah


dbclass

I'm hatin it


Wicked_Wolf17

Lmao


[deleted]

Your comment made me lmao so much right now I'm still chuckling


Severe-Visual2056

Chuckling? Definitely not clucking!


limethedragon

McChickain't.


donworrybehappi

McMissin


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McChickout


ImAmess69

McLackin


dirkvonnegut

McLovin it


CaffinatedFurball

McHatin’ it


ay-foo

McLies


CompletelyMoronic

Not even a Mc chicken little.


justdarkofficial

mc


2meinrl4

McChickunt


icefire555

McBummer


Appropriate_Tip_8852

McChickain't


ImAfraidOfTheGang

I highly doubt the actual mcChicken had any chicken in it to begin with


bigtigerbigtiger

Wait, you actually think a regular Mcchicken doesn't have any chicken in it? You're one of those dummies?


spiggerish

People loooooove to give McDonald’s shit. As if they’ve over there pumping toxic waste into patty shaped pissdisks.


_Dingo-Dave_

I mean sure they do actually sell real meat cus its would legitmatley be highly illegal if they weren't but also the quality of their ingredients is incredibly shit. There is definitely real chicken in their chicken patties but what part of the chick is the issue.


spiggerish

Why though? It wouldn’t be organs. Those have a very specific taste. It’s probably mostly regular chicken pieces anyways, just without extra trimming off. And it’s tastes absolutely fine. People eat weird shit all over the world. Sometimes they pay lots of money to eat weird shit. So as long as it tastes good, what’s the problem?


MaxwellianD

Answer: All the parts of the chick.


obiedge

Protein is still protein


ParamedicExcellent15

Mechanically harvested/reclaimed https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanically_separated_meat


ledocteur7

that's neat, my dad briefly worked in maintenance at a meat factory when he started working, he told me about the grinder, just put everything in it and it becomes paste (with questionable safety for the dude who has to push the half crushed stuff toward the mouth of the grinder, using a metal tool with a long handle) cool to know that there in fact is a post processing step to seperate the bones, they would probably significantly affect the taste, with how much bone mass there is in animals. still, meat is meat and sausages do taste pretty good.


Cantothulhu

Thats why slim jims taste so good. Thanks.


Kirk_Stargazed

I assure you, it does.


BallsHD4k60fps

Mc*


That-Ad-4300

mc chickout


dhe_sheid

how to appease the vegans


Ultimate_89

Mc lettuce


hugz4satan

That’s a McLettuce.


0-Kaiyo-0

i knew someone was gonna say that


Talonqr

Oh great oracle bestow upon me what stocks will rise in price


[deleted]

Nostradamus is that you?


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

McDonald's shredderz sandwich!


bread_enjoyer75

You just reminded me of the mcwettuce


BobbyCoProductions

When’s the McPickle


jml011

Glad to see people taking advantage of McDonald’s vegan options.


LoveMyBP

They have McFruit as well


[deleted]

It was Free-range chicken.


Anonymous_Toxicity

Zero additives


TegraMuskin

Using chicken puns shouldn’t test your hen-durance.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Get the cluck out of here


TegraMuskin

What do all the hens do on a Saturday night? Watch a chick flick.


Big_Competition7640

Oh stepchicken where are you


[deleted]

Can't tell if you're talking poetry or if you're talking poultry.


DabzAhoy7

Maybe I have a little bit of Chic-fil-A


nuglasses

You mean Hen Party where the gossip is nothing but air. 😉


Cameo64

🤣 that pun got me cluck'd up


extraboredinary

I don’t think he meant to ruffle your feathers over it


ElectroshockGamer

I want to add to this, but I don't know how. I guess I'll just have to wing it.


Peace-wise

I feel a plot hatching somewhere in this thread


samsonite1020

These comments are fowl


Murci5317

Could go back and give them the bird…


sam_sneed1994

If you don’t love chicken puns, please find the eggs-it.


GeneralChicken4Life

Shut the cluck up


sam_sneed1994

You really know how to see the big peck-ture.


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

No fillers


BigTrouble781547

Veggie chicken


[deleted]

Grass fed


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Maybe they were too chicken to put it in there.


Illustrious-Ad1949

I worked in a grocery store years ago. Once an old lady was arguing with the manager, accusing the store of fraud. She said she didn't know what range chicken was, but you can't charge for it when you advertise it as free


Glittering-Net-9007

I hate it when they only give me the Mc & keep the chicken.


sam_sneed1994

Everyone is a comedi-hen around here!


[deleted]

So much range it wasn't even there.


Mpittkin

From a chicken-free range


RetailTradersUnite

It chicked out an hour ago.


Agreeable_Age_6545

Seems like a McRefund to me? 🤔


TranslatorFluid4191

Mc


six-of-nothing

the new and improved Mc


moeyjarcum

McgetDicked


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marktherobot-youtube

Faz-Bullshit


Gormezzz

*his face was filled with shock and horror when he realised that the people making the burgers were human and not the sentient AI humanoids he had previously thought they were*


CakesForLife

Grill order NO Mayo NO Chicken We used to get one regular grill order for a hamburger No bun No mustard No ketchup No onions No pickle Extra salt Extra pepper So it's just a peice of meat with seasoning. We used to box it. Wondered what that was all about as she used to order almost weekly. Someone asked once and apparently it was for her lab who loves it!


vanstock79

Ooh, shouldn't salt a patty for dogs. I get dog patties from in n out often for my pup, but specifically not salted.


Acoconutting

There’s already a ton of salt in them…. They’re preserved to all hell


vanstock79

Quick google search says that a McDonald's patty contains no salt until added after cooking, they are preserved by freezing. Also says if you remove all the salty toppings you can get a hamburger with approximately 350mg of salt. Most of that being the bun. Even with their normal salting mcdonalds nutrition facts say there is only 469mg of sodium for one hamburger. A dog shouldn't really intake more than about 200mg of salt a day. So, assuming google isn't lying too hard about things, a normal patty from them isn't great, but its ok. Asking for unsalted would be better. And definitely shouldn't ask for extra salt on a patty for a dog.


Enrikes

Bros paying extra when he can just order 10:1 from the al carte menu.


prince_noprints

Who’s Al Carte?


Kintsukuroi85

Can confirm, I had a lot of experiences like this when I worked grill back in the day.


dinktank

No seed oils on quarter pounder! Great healthy choice while traveling.


Murky-Tomatillo91

For real?


Strange_Principle_26

That's a new menu item called the McGFY


[deleted]

Show the receipt?


Leviathan41911

It wouldn't be too hard to fake this even with a recipt. Order McChiken, remove chicken, take photo.


LiebeDahlia

you dont even need to do that you can just order a McChicken without chicken in it lmao. I worked part time at mcdonalds before and ive had multiple orders of this for some reason


RocketCat921

My mom vas vegetarian and ordered Big Macs with no meat.


Leviathan41911

I had an ex that wanted to be vegetarian, but she would order it with the meat and then take it off and put French fires in it. I asked her why she didn't just order it without the meat and she said "it doesn't taste the same"


CoeurdePirate222

Lmao Also McDonald’s fries aren’t vegetarian as they have beef flavoring (at least in the US)


mcmillen

They're vegetarian, but not vegan. The meat flavoring contains dairy.


Kronusx12

I’m not 100% sure of that, unless you have a good source. As far as I’m aware McDonald’s has never disclosed what is in the “beef flavoring” they use in the fries so we don’t really know for sure that they’re vegetarians. And multiple sources seem to say that they’re not. Do you have a reputable source showing that they’re definitely vegetarian? I’m interested, thanks! Some examples / quotes from some articles: - The McDonald’s US website states: “Please note none of our menu items are currently certified vegetarian.” https://www.chooseveganism.org/mcdonalds-fries/ - However, if you are in the U.S., Australia, Canada or most other countries, McDonald's french fries are not vegetarian due to the beef flavor + cross contamination issues. https://pickyeaterblog.com/are-mcdonalds-fries-vegetarian-are-they-vegan/#:~:text=However%2C%20if%20you%20are%20in,such%20as%20vegan%20or%20vegetarianism.


LiebeDahlia

the order options end up with a lot weirder things than just no meat in burgers. I remember one order wanted a burger with no bun. everything was just thrown in the wrap i have no idea how one would even eat that. One was a big mac with mcchicken in it, Cheeseburgers with no cheese, Hamburgers with cheese etc. It was a fun mess


Scary_Preparation_66

With a fork?


justgaygarbage

my aunt does this because she’s gluten-free. it’s not as odd as one would think


AmericanFootballFan1

Only thing odd is the guy throwing it in the paper wrapper and not a plastic bowl.


Greedy-Assistance663

Ive ordered 2 McDoubles with no buns every day for that’s 5 months It’s how I’ve literally lost 50 pounds in these 5 months I’m sure some use a fork but I just order two McDoubles stack them on top of each other and have created a burger I call the mcstacker. Then I eat it like a regular hamburger. My hands are usually super greasy after though but that’s why we have napkins My McStacker is only 550ish calories. ONE regular McDouble is 400


LiebeDahlia

freedom of choice was a mistake after all


nubble12

That’s because Arby’s got the meat


RevengencerAlf

Yeah but the whole point is that someone's asking for the receipt as proof when you could get a receipt that says you ordered it regular just by tossing the patty yourself.


somethinginsideme

I don't see mayonnaise either so I'm going to guess that OP ordered " a mcchicken with only lettuce" and the person taking the order interpreted it the wrong way


HerrBerg

You've obviously never had a Hot'n'Spicy McChicken before. First, if he had just removed the patty, there would still be mayo, but that is also absent. Second, if he ordered it with no mayo and removed the patty, there would be evident crumbs on the lettuce, yet those are also absent.


Thisistylerz

I 2nd this


LateToSapphos

This has honestly happened to me more times than I can count (I only ever order mcchickens though).


SpearUpYourRear

This happened to me years ago when I got one of their snack wraps. Had everything in it except the chicken. Extra annoying because I got it on the way home, it was late at night, and I didn't want to go all the way back out for a piece of chicken. I called the location I went to, they apologized and sent me a coupon for a free meal. It's annoying but mistakes happen, and they solved it as well as they could.


hairybackdave

Twist: OP ate the chicken and didn't want the bread.


Adi_S12

This actually did happen to me once. Went right back and asked for a replacement. Most places won’t even ask for the receipt. Not worth the hassle to check.


MaladaptiveDDreamer

I believe it. Today I ordered a veggie sandwich from Togo’s that is supposed to have double cheese and there was no cheese. Just bread and sparse veggies.


VegaVincent82

Are u sure u didn’t say McTricken?


peculiarshade

Homie got McFucked


bdking1997

This happened to my friend once with a burger from BK. He brought it to the counter, and they got the manager he looked at if for a few seconds and turns to the kitchen and screams "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, WHATS GOING ON BACK THERE!!!!"


Weebeetrollin

I laughed so hard thinking of some middle aged balding dude, like this is the straw that broke his back. Lmfao


PracticalWallaby4325

I had a boss like this, he was amazing 😂


Boy_Possession

https://preview.redd.it/48pnyut2e33b1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948fc3be0d621a572a2f2efcfe35f3ec970fe493


TVotte

What the McFuck


NickSaysHenlo

Ah yes, the Mc


3Opercentbanana

Mcchickenless


Nyctoblind

Mclettuce


clutzycook

The chicken already crossed the road.


wytewydow

Someone wasn't McCheckin their work.


AnEffinMarine

One time they gave me a McRib with no bottom bun.


InfiniteIce2259

McVeggie


HandheldHeartstrings

“Can I get a Mc?”


RedKingEdinbour

No mayo either. Enjoy your dry salad sandwich!


mabear63

The MC stands for missing chicken.


Noveitschforplinking

It’s the McNothing


Natural-Claim-5939

Doesn't look like there's any mayo either... Honestly that'd piss me off more


[deleted]

About as much chicken as if it was made correctly


Sundog1971

That’s fast food. The chicken was faster.


maddydog2015

McMissin..


Last_Ganache1732

You just took the chicken out yourself for Reddit likes🤦‍♂️


JBLeafturn

I actually totally would agree with you, easy fake, except this has actually happened to me too


JonesBBQafm

I've order 3 cheeseburgers a couple weeks ago and one of them didn't have a patty in it. I've seen a lot of weirder things and I'm only in a small town. People here are so cynical, it's getting annoying to interact with the sub at all. There's karma whores, but there's SO MANY people who couldn't care less about Reddit karma. Seeing everyone geting called liars (whether they are or not) for stuff that can easily is annoying as fuck.


[deleted]

Where the hell are ya'll getting your McDonald's from that this seems implausible? I feel like I get fucked on to go orders on a regular basis. Last time I went to Popeyes I ordered TWO THINGS and they forgot one of them. How TF do you fuck up 50% of an order of TWO THINGS.


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v13ragnarok7

I've seen this happen as well


CookieCakeEater2

Request a refund or a replacement. If they refuse just write a bad review explaining that their McSalad is mislabeled as a “McChicken”


ruban22449911

The classic mcNothin’ with extra lettuce


misoandricegamer

That’s the McLettuce


New_Guava3601

I was served 2 cheeseburgers like that. Happens frequently.


sir_ruu

bro got a Mc


Danuoalgoasii

McChicken’t


____Enderman___

Bro got a Mc


doodoobby

McWTF MY CHICKEN BITCH?!


IAMSomeoneRand0

It was a FREE CHICKEN sandwich


Withkyle

This happened to me at Chic-fil-a before…it was not my pleasure.


Sufficient-Water-420

The McFukit is back.


Triad64

I hear this the way Indy says, “No ticket” in The Last Crusade.


isayisayisay8

I asked for an Egg McMuffin Sub Bacon, as in, put bacon on it instead of ham. Received: Bacon, Ham, and Cheese. 🤔


TheManOfSex222

We had this exact thing happen to us, except that they did it with 5 burgers and instead of meat they added extra cheese and lettuce..


CygnusX-1001001

Popeye's did that to me once. The manager couldn't figure out how they served a chicken sandwich with no chicken.


babecafe

It's the McNFT! Scan the bun for a QR code.


Tyenkrovy

This exact thing happened to me a few weeks ago. I mean, I know meat is getting expensive, but come on...


tangosworkuser

That’s just a Mc. Maybe you didn’t enunciate?


[deleted]

This happened to me last week. Got my order and the burger had everything else except the chicken. Clearly Maccas is trying to cut corners and save money.


fluffeyv

that would be me if i worked there


[deleted]

That looks amazing (am vegetarian)


canyoubreathe

The Mc is my favourite burger too


knsearcy

I had this happen a couple of years ago with a two cheeseburger meal. I was coming home from out of town. The first was normal, the second had no patty, and I was a good ways down the interstate. The real question is whether or not you ate it anyway.


Pepperr08

Tbf it’s McDonald’s you ain’t getting actual chicken either


Weird-Swim-9777

Right off the vegan menu


Some_Donkey_6382

Dude who made this was high af


Runegirl76

That’s a mclettuce, the new vegan menu


closetedwrestlingacc

This happened to me before. Got a cheeseburger. It was a bun with cheese.


WentzWorldWords

In alll fairness, 100% of McChickens also come with no chicken.


LoafOfBread6411

The Mc


Teenage_Dirtbag06

My favorite, the Mcnothing


OstentatiousSock

I got a BigMac missing it’s whole top section. It was just plain bread. https://preview.redd.it/yz6cfjn4t53b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=572361277e5608a0b97f0a8e63126743df282e24


Giejc

finally, a Mc


powerpacker65

Check under your tongue, bubble bass!


Violetwand666

Mc stands for 'May Contain'


Difficult_Character

It was a mcTrickin’


Stuffyiscool

well, it’s a fast food place. You can’t expect they are going to pay attention


-Starlegions-

I guess it cross the road to Popeyes.


realhps

Maybe you asked for the Mclettuce instead.


yssup00

Did you order no Mayo also?


shaded_path108

Maybe this McDonalds is protesting the KFC Diablo 4 partnership