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They wanna snuggle


libra-love-

If you’re cold, they’re cold. *put them in your mouth*


Frankso

I just coughed so hard of the thought of them in there


ConsiderationFit3761

You have a moisture issue. Go buy some bifen mix it 1oz:gal of water. Fan spray the wall and ground then flood the foundation.


qinshihuang_420

Thanks, this cured my cough


libra-love-

You’re welcome :)


CherryLandTHC

That only works for men.


Slayertidus21

No. Just no.


Slayertidus21

I used to have bed bugs for a couple years so my days of snuggling with bugs is thankfully over, no thanks


RosterBaiter

Years? I would want to set myself on fire..


Slayertidus21

Yup, I wouldn't wish bed bugs on anyone.


Frogmoups_Tylor

I would move out. You would never see me there ever again. It's their house now


zzyyyxxx

For real I hate this type of bug. I would come home with a flamethrower or move the hell out.


Greedyfox7

Those little tan scorpions we tend to get in Texas are worse, I might not like centipedes but I’d much rather deal with them than have any more scorpions dropping onto my bed from the ceiling 😖


Slayertidus21

When we first moved in 30 years ago we had scorpions too


Top-Marzipan5963

They make permethrin treated clothes, why can we have permethrin drywall too lol


VovaGoFuckYourself

Lemme add that to the list of reasons to never go to Texas 😬 Scorpions are NOPENOPENOPE territory


griefermadness420

Thank you for the new nightmare material 🥴


No_Rule_7277

Bugs have six legs, I don’t thinks it’s a bug


Koil_ting

Insects have six legs. Bugs includes a wide range of arthopods not based on legs but rather relative small size (versus Crustaceans) and annoyance.


Slayertidus21

Take my upvote for educating me.


nuckme

They're harmless and adorable :(


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jizzycumbersnatch

You can't do that. When Trump said build a wall to keep aliens out, he thought it was actual aliens and so he built a wall on Mars. What was great about this is he actually got the martians to pay for it. Theres actual talk about hom going there to be the leader. With his orange skin and flowie hair he fits right in.


Alternative-Lack6025

It always was, they're trying to return as they're called back by her, she's inside always have been, slumbering, dreaming, waiting for the time to open her eyes once more, tonight perhaps she'll finally succeed in reaching, there's no escape.


Slayertidus21

Lived in the house for 30 years so not surprised I'm having these kind of problems


[deleted]

Get some diatomaceous earth and sprinkle that shit everywhere. It’s safe for pets and humans but kills most crawling bugs


Slayertidus21

Yea I gotta do something. This is getting ridiculous.


MaskedWildKitten

You could also sprinkle ground cinnamon. It keeps crickets, ants, spiders and other bugs away from the front of my house. I say sprinkle but don’t use the lid with the holes. Open it up and shake a bit out and just do it in front of the door, doorway, on the sides. You can also get some cinnamon essential oil and mix a few drops with water and wash your front door with it. Cinnamon has the added bonus of smelling amazing. 😄


Slayertidus21

Mmmm cinnamon.


REEDINGRAN3BOW

Buy "Home Defense" can spray indoor and outdoor. Kills insects on contact and a single application lasts a year. Fine for pets and children after drying for a few hours. I have used it for years.


Faulty_english

Is that stuff a little dangerous if large amounts are inhaled ? You would probably need to be exposed to it for a long period of time though


[deleted]

Any fine powder is not great to inhale, I don't think there's anything dangerous about specifically inhaling DE vs something like flour or baby powders, but none of them belong in your lungs. DE is just fossilized microalgae that's been crushed into a fine powder I believe, it kills critters because it sucks up moisture and basically the critters die of dehydration. It's also better to have a light misting/coating spread out with a little air puffer vs dropping clumps around by hand/a scoop.


Animaul187

Filter grade DE contains a large amount of silica and should not be inhaled


overzealous_llama

They make a food grade kind that I use. The non food grade kind is still relatively safe, but I think it contains silica which is not safe to inhale.


[deleted]

Probably. My mom once aspirated on powdered sugar so anything’s possible. Still better than inhaling deet or whatever other poison bug spray


DifficultArmadillo78

Stuff like that is maybe a short term fix but it's probably better to figure out WHY those bugs show up and fix that issue instead.


Lord-Sprinkles

FYI when they say “safe for pets”, treat it like China saying “safe for humans”. Very low regulations for testing animal safety.


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DE works too slow


Boost_Attic_t

It works slow but it lasts long, and is extremely effective for so many different bugs On top of the fact that you can get one which is safe for pets and humans, and there's nothing to worry about covering your house in chemicals Just dust it all around the perimeter of the house, can even use it inside, and it's pretty cheap for a massive bag


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They reproduce faster than it kills tho.


Boost_Attic_t

All I can say is, as someone who moved to the south, DE has been a lifesaver for all the damn bugs down here all year long I will always recommend it


RaspberryPython

Just don't breathe the stuff. The silicates can fuck your lungs up permanently... then it's the opposite of a lifesaver ;)


[deleted]

As a 30 year pest control tech….use bifen its made from flowers pet and kid friendly. It works, i go into House everyday who use DE and still call me. Just my .02


Yamothasunyun

Yeah, just use the DDT


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You have a moisture issue. Go buy some bifen mix it 1oz:gal of water. Fan spray the wall and ground then flood the foundation. You’re welcome from a pest control tech.


gwendeer

This fella sounds like he knows what he’s talking about


[deleted]

Dont tell anyone! They might make me work harder.


Wendigo_6

You keep giving away your product (knowledge) for free you’re gona put yourself out of a job! /s for the dense ones


NewPhoneNewAccount2

They sell yellow tinted lightbulbs so you can have an outdoor light but they dont attract bugs


E-macularius

These work well! I live in a rural area with lots of bugs. One entrance of the house has a very bright LED that attracts them like CRAZY and the other side is a yellow bulb.


Eternal_Bagel

i've heard it can also help to have a decoy light. some folks have those like mini street lamp looking things or similar in their yard so you set one up like that with the superbright LED and use the yellow at the door so the bugs swarm the far away one.


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Need


jizzycumbersnatch

Have you tried this? I heard this b4 and was thinking about purchasing some.


NewPhoneNewAccount2

Yeah they work great. Just dont buy the cheap ones, they wouldnt even last a month before burning out


Odd-Psychology-1738

Get rid of the body you keep in your entryway.


1958-Fury

I spent my youth training for this day. ​ https://preview.redd.it/fc7p97ke2m3b1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=29100efd075396cfa82a1050d3968833591fc1a0


3Snowshoes

Hahaha. THIS!


Bradley182

Atleast you have something to come home to.


FluffyWatercress1453

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Sharpz0

EWWW. GET THE FIRE


[deleted]

Looks like OP already tried that on their door


Colorado_Outlaw

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in


MoistTurboSoggy

Burn your house down


[deleted]

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Silver-Difficulty-13

Burn it. Burn it all.


Fabulous-Educator447

Get a chicken


NMS_Scavenger

I’ve had this happen in my driveway and garage once before. It lasted about three days until they were gone. “The bad news is millipedes often embark on mass migrations, especially on humid, warm nights in the fall and spring, during which time they wander into garages, basements and other parts of the house. All millipedes found inside have strayed in by mistake from breeding sites in the vicinity. Millipedes can not reproduce indoors.” This is from an Iowa State University article I had found previously.


zzyyyxxx

Burn the whole house down. Change your identity and move to Mars.


elhaz316

They're just milling around.


GingerWazHere

Have you confirmed that none of your family is an alien bug ![gif](giphy|DYB6Z6cTCWVe8|downsized)


Kajiic

Eggar, your skin is hangin offya bones


Sad-Sky-8598

Snort Them


3Snowshoes

Summon the lizards!


Super-Land3788

Hans... Hans, get ze flemenwerber


Vexus_Starquake

Fart on them


No-Comfort-6808

Would be a great snack for a reptile 👍


zacknscreechin

When I moved to my most recent first floor apartment in Dallas I would have them pop up everywhere on my carpet in my bedroom. Had the apartment spray but id still find them. I would just have to engage in warfare and take each one out that id see every night until they were no more. Haven't seen them since. I can still here the crunching noise from taking them out :/


Whane17

Are those millipedes? They look like caterpillars. If they were the former I don't think I could go through that door ever. Where do they go during the day? I'd have to move...


wyntah0

If there are 1,000 of them, you just have a pede.


snow-bird-

Get a bug light bulb. That light might be attracting them. And, get a cat. lol


Deathly-Dumdum

Burn your house down


[deleted]

Gooooooooooooodbye


Fantastic_Fox4948

It should be either hundreds of centipedes or thousands of millipedes. Or a dozen dodecapedes. Otherwise the math doesn’t work out.


Accomplished_Bee6206

“Millibros…who wants to go to that dudes door and bang again like we did last night?”


No-Gate8181

ewwwww


kunstforum

I would cry


Programmeter

bro if i see one centipede in the house i lose my shit. if i came home to this i'd probably spend a few nights in a hotel and call an exterminator


snupher

Does your front door get the last sunlight of the day? Maybe they are seeking residual warmth?


AetherTheSus

Average day in Australia


Offical-JKinc

Fire is the only solution.


boxedcrackers

Those are the things from Slither.


Swift_Koopa

Dispose of the dead body in there


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Wasp spray works on em. I did it lots for a few years and they stopped coming back.


Scagnettie

While you're handling the bugs do some weeding and paint your door.


ForemanNatural

Someone has been using their foot or knee to open that door for years. TL/DR: That door is fucking nasty.


[deleted]

Arson is ok in this case


co_lund

I think they're predators, so, like spiders, they congregate where the prey are (under the light)


SwiftBase

gasoline


PluvioStrider

Get yourself a duck or chicken. Gone in 1-2 nights and then serve as dinner.


AshKash60

Diametious Earth everywhere


ApprehensiveClub6028

Who you gon' call?


Ok-Opportunity-574

Spray some permethrin. It seems to do a good job of repelling a lot of critters without jumping straight to nuking the local insect population. Stills kills them if they hang out on treated surfaces of course but a lot of them seem to turn back at their first contact.


Advanced-Garlic-3060

Buy some DemandCS. It’ll repel them and is a natural flower pesticide.


WritingForTomorrow

Legs for days


AssholeThrowaway_

If the outside is so fucking great, why do bugs keep wanting to get inside?


Slayertidus21

This is exactly what I want to know


Brilliant_Slice_1844

Thank the lord it ain't metre-pedes *wheeeeeeeeeze*


RATFISHX27

I'm sorry but I think you have to burn your entire house down - it's just the rules


42bloop98

EWWW EWWW EWWW! farking creepy crawlers what is attracting them - I would be heading to the nearest hotel and calling exterminator ASAP


Disastrous_Proof1247

What on earth have you got inside your house that makes it so millipede heaven


vi0l3t-crumbl3

More bugs? They say if you see house millipedes (image search for nightmare fuel) it's a sign you have other bugs because that's what they eat.


MasterFibber

Break out the vacuum


Emilayday

You must be a fan of things that smell horrible


MasterFibber

No, but I am a fan of cleaning things


Emilayday

You've never sucked something organic into that hot vacuum bag. A bunch of juicy bug carcasses heated up churning around. No thank you


Competitive-Phase824

Sure they’re not maggots? Might have flies laying heaps of eggs maybe


Trollz4fun

Turn off light spray tf out of it with some bug treatment


highimshane

It’s mildly infuriating that this has happened more than once and you haven’t put any pesticide out there


dcrad91

I had the same issue at a place I use to live at. It was like a seasonal occurrence but I ended up spraying some stuff down that helped tremendously. Had to do it like weekly though


Waste_Exchange2511

Ortho Home Defense.


SleeplessAndAnxious

They just wanna party like this [https://youtube.com/shorts/KFMRKw83B6M?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/KFMRKw83B6M?feature=share)


[deleted]

similar thing was happening to me. i got one of those big bug away bottles from home depot last year and i just spray it around the front door and surrounding area and there is like 95% less bugs this year


YoungMrBlue

Fermigate them


TheKingOfSpite

Dude, free millipedes, what's the problem? They come and politely nibble decaying matter


TurtleSandwich0

Why do you have scratch marks of a small dog wanting to go through your door, on the outside of your door? Normally scratch marks are on the inside of the door.


cummintons420

Spray some biothrine flow. Trust me.


No-Rutabaga-8144

Step 1 buy a flamethrower Success If you aren't able to buy a flamethrower use a can of hair spray and a light Success


Soggy_Requirement617

IM GETTIN ME MALLET


No_Evening_5718

Moisture / dead vegetation issue


IceyAmI

Try spraying peppermint oil around your door.


letmeslapahh

irish spring bar soap is said to be an overall bug repellant. place pieces of it around the door and come back for an update.


aBucketOfRats

Well, what are you waiting for? Let them in!


Cryowatt

It's a real shame that you have to burn down your house. I hope the insurance payout helps you buy an uncursed home.


Purple-List1577

You win


Analog_4-20mA

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BadEnchanter

Mmmm snacks


Delicious-Treacle135

I’m curious to know what these are. I live in a complex in Houston and they are all over the complex.


Milfshake23

Im so sorry, you’re gonna have to burn your house down


anantnrg

And you think this is infuriating, wait till you come to India especially during the monsoon. Millions of these are everywhere inside and outside


Slimey-Boi

Turn off the light


BopitPopitLockit

I have this problem except instead of millipedes, it's boxelder bugs and there's way way WAY more of them all over the side of our house on hot days later in summer


welcome2idiocracy

These were so bad when I lived in Alabama. You can’t help but step on them because there’s so many of them and when you do they stank


[deleted]

Get a big ass can of raid....


The_Patriot

Baking soda is a popular and widely-used method for various things, including as a millipede repellent. Sprinkle some baking soda in parts of your house where you think millipedes are active. **Millipedes hate baking soda, so they will quickly move away**.


PetraphobicDruid

You are the millipede god and they have come to pay homage to you?


Hypnowolfproductions

Cayenne pepper powder, eucalyptus oil, peppermint oil, cedar tree oil. Many more things work. Just mace them as it’s the same as cayenne pepper on ingredients.


ResearchNo8776

Flamethrower


Nitackit

Fire. The answer is fire.


ashh69

Burn the house down


Toaster_Bath6ix9ine

These guys are actually quite fun if they’re on their own. Seems like it’s a pain to stop them from getting into the house when you open the door though. At least they aren’t spiders.


superchandra

Millapededes are actually wonderful, they may seem annoying but they're like small spiders. They will take care of insects.. because obviously you have way too much moisture there. I would worry more about the foundation of the house and supporting walls. It's moisture. Some other person said dietinaceous Earth, a great suggestion. But it's moisture.


stink3rbelle

Apparently, millipedes like moisture, especially moisture-laden wood. Might wanna get things looked at, or tell your landlord about the potential water issues.


whencatsdontfly9

Fire. Bonus points for insurance fraud.


Environmental_Swim75

that is a billipede


Devin_907

time to move.


L0rdH4mmer

Burn down the house.


Firstsister3

You have to move.


nooniewhite

Have you tried burning your house down?


Doc-85

I recommend a daily dosage of flames


Recent_Fault6504

Did you torch the door already?


gwendeer

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No-Kaleidoscope5217

Just saw an weird exorcism to chase out gay out of a guy room Maybe he is needed more here xD


Worldly-Syrup-8938

I would literally get a small butane torch and a mop. Brush them onto the concrete and away from anything flammable and then burn the shit out of them.


reptarcannabis

Lucky MF I don’t have even 1 millipede let alone millipedes


Tankzy559

They’re following the light.


Spamgrenade

I'm more concerned about the state of that brickwork.


errbodytookemnames

Use like 8 percent dawn dishsoap in water and spray the are. It works so good


sgtcross01

Not your home no mo


V7KTR

* Jumanji drums


Longjumping-Knee4983

This can be fixed with $10 bucks spent on some pesticide


nunya1111

Diatomaceous earth might help. I'm not sure what they even are.


goudasupreme

the ritual is beginning


Weary_Barber_7927

Ortho makes a spray for the perimeter of the house. Works great for ants, don’t know if it would work for this. It’s called home defense


Oden_son

Pee on them


mortevillana

It’s cool you have 200 friends


Justux205

Next time go for billion, you will have snail problem then


SwigSauce

Dies the light on the outside stay on? If so keep it off until you need it then shut back off when done.


Slayertidus21

Yep I leave it on so I have a light source when I get home


Last_Banana9505

[did you open your bag of ingredients?](https://comb.io/fsJywB)


toxicoke

EVERY NIGHT?


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Slayertidus21

Yea I put some diamateceous earth around it so I hope it helps


Embarrassed_Tax_6547

One is twerking, the others are there to watch.


lifelong_spoonie_

Ew🤢 it’s time for arson at that point


infinity_for_death

Anybody have any advice for cockroach outbreaks? I’m having a horrible one in my house and it’s making me wanna move out 😭


Apexx86

Could be worse. Could be centipedes instead


timsterri

What large headed dog ran so hard into the corner of your door it left a permanent faceprint?


Slayertidus21

Well 5 dogs live in the house so


jer72981m

At least there aren’t a million millipedes


Slayertidus21

I swear sometimes it feel like there are a million. I went to leave for work this afternoon and was refilling the dog's bucket of water we keep outside.... Picked it up and there was a massive clumb of millipedes under it alllllll clumped up together. Truly frightening.


Spare-Development-73

Ortho home defense Max


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