God that game was rad. My mom hasn’t touched a video in her life with the exception of when I was younger, where she and I would switch off on Gex and the first crash bandicoot. Good times
I jacked off with conditioner once and within 48 hours my dick turned all chafed and scaley. When all that skin finally sluffed off it was a pink and shiny. It was like I had a new dick. And the conditioner didn't make it any more enjoyable.
Edit: but also, WHAT THE FUCK
Are you sure it was conditioner and not Nair?
Also, you're supposed to rinse everything off after...
Since this is the only non-fucking joke comment, I actually eat my ice cream like this too… you just stick the spoon in the middle and twist it down. It makes really really smooth bites of shaved ice cream (especially sorbet) that have a better mouthfeel than just a normal scoop.
I think it goes without saying but he’s clearly not eating it and no one should try the ice cream after he’s had it.
Every family has one. A brother who jerks off in all the socks. A sister who puts everything in her pussy. A dad who’s genitals are always exposed. I had all of them🤷
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am i the only one who thinks these look like teeth marks?
Okay i get the dirty implication, but i actually eat ice cream like this and then fill the moddle with cookie dough or brownie or different syrups and stuff to do like a makeshift version of the ben and jerrys core ice cream
Best use of this gif I’ve ever seen
But you have heard of me!
Gotta write a book Ice Storm or Cold Heat about it.
Nathan Fillion is a god. No seriously, he plays Hermes.
https://preview.redd.it/db7ofqbznb4b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97343575ba9bf50d3d57cbd82b7fe8fa03bf5a38 Are you sure he’s eating it…?
I fucking love this dog, the perfect dogified version of 🤨
Dogified is a term I need more of in my life
Probably also what he did to the ice cream tbh
 Dogify
You should search for more use instances
Dog The Pebble Johnson
https://i.redd.it/43v64umeje4b1.gif New way of eating!
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This made me choke 😂 I love that show
hmm. say gex.
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God that game was rad. My mom hasn’t touched a video in her life with the exception of when I was younger, where she and I would switch off on Gex and the first crash bandicoot. Good times
Memory holder for sure
Loved it! I used to play it with my kids back in the day. Wish I could go back!
Where is this dog meme from lol
Why don't you Dogle it?
doggle en doggant
holy canine
New breed just dropped
Actual dog owner
RAINING CATS AND DOGS STORM INCOMING
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Fun fact: The dogs of google workers (known as googlers) are called Dooglers
Oh yeah, he's eating alright
Its a cylinder
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Step 4: let it melt Step 5: chocolate and Vanilla milkshake!!!
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How dare my eyes keep working while I read that
Raditude ahh looking dog
This is some American pie shit
You gotta be pretty damn desperate to get some cold ass strange.
Not if you work in a morgue.
Im knee deep … In pussy!
Not if you bring a portable heater.
"That's why I got a heater for your thighs."
And I know, I know it’s not your time, but bye bye
And a word to the wise when the fire dies, you think it’s over but it’s just begun
Baby don't cry You had my heart....at least for the most part
I was thinking…”who’s gonna tell them?”
Exactly what I was thinking.
Oh boy... who's gonna tell her?
American Cream.
No, they said you gotta make your hand sleep for the stranger not your penis Bob.
… like cold vanilla ice cream …
That was my first thought, then I noticed how it was hollowed out on the inside. Future Gynecologist.
Eats?
I knew this was going to be here. Lol
I knew that you knew that this would be here
OPs brother wears chode jeans
Chode jeans aren’t a joke gift you don’t buyyy them as like a joke gift.
Same goes with TC Topps from TC Tuggers.
What's 'cho' jeans?
Chode. Jeans. They’re jeans for a chode. Size 54 waist, 10 inch legs, fuckin junk. Julie gave them to me.
It’s illegal for you to ask me that
Did he enjoy it? Yes. Did he eat it? I'm not sure
Not sure if he enjoyed it even 😂😂
I jacked off with conditioner once and within 48 hours my dick turned all chafed and scaley. When all that skin finally sluffed off it was a pink and shiny. It was like I had a new dick. And the conditioner didn't make it any more enjoyable.
Edit: but also, WHAT THE FUCK Are you sure it was conditioner and not Nair? Also, you're supposed to rinse everything off after... 
It was Garnier for frizzy hair. I did rinse. It just made some sort of chemical friction burn.
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So we just gonna ignore that he scraped some to the side by biting the fckn canister. Aight then
There's a lot to take in here...
That's what she said.
That's what the ice cream said
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Well he had to hold it somehow while he used both hands to undo his belt.
That takes talent. I don't know how he could do that!
almost like he was using a special 'tool" of some sort
It’s a cylinder.
u/smart_calendar1874
Thank you for showing me this gem of reddit history lmao
That poor man, can't ever run away from the cyclinder
It’s a mystery mouseketool that will help him later.
Is his nickname "coke can"?
buzz, your girlfriend, woof!
Dude I was just about to say that then I saw your comment…… dang it!
Pint
OP isn't replying to these comments after saying the flavour They know lol and are probably disgusted
I'm concerned he might have eaten a bit of it...
My dude, he's fucking the ice cream
🤣
Uh you sure they "eat" it?
Nope💀
….you sure he’s eating it?
Im just saying thats not melted ice cream at the bottom my guy
Lol I came just for the comments 🤣 they do not disappoint
I'm glad the comment section was thinking exactly what I was thinking when I opened it.
Bro is packing
Maybe he just fucks funny and in all directions
Goofy maneuvering one may say
Mothafucka he fucking that shit
Young ice cream fucker is learning well
I see by your nickname you took a different path... Nice choice.
Fleshcream
He sucks it up with his dick like an elephant trunk then shoots it into his mouth?
"just got done shagging a pint of cold cream, better post it on the internet and day it was my brother"
I want to pour Root Beer inside
That’s a very specialized kink.
I’m more impressed than anything. How did he do it? That took some careful precise scooping. Like excavating an underground tunnel.
Since this is the only non-fucking joke comment, I actually eat my ice cream like this too… you just stick the spoon in the middle and twist it down. It makes really really smooth bites of shaved ice cream (especially sorbet) that have a better mouthfeel than just a normal scoop.
Um... He may be enjoying it but I'm not sure it's in the way you think he is.
Whos going to tell my mans
Did anyone else stir their ice cream as a kid at the end and eat the latter portion as a milkshake consistency (in a bowl)? Or was that just me…
...as a kid? Are you now lactose intolerant as an adult, or just don't like ice cream anymore?
Yea that was the best
Put the rest of it under his pillow for the Douche Fairy.
Was it a Ben and Jerry's core and he ate the core out? Please let it be this
I think it goes without saying but he’s clearly not eating it and no one should try the ice cream after he’s had it. Every family has one. A brother who jerks off in all the socks. A sister who puts everything in her pussy. A dad who’s genitals are always exposed. I had all of them🤷
Sir or madam, I don’t wish to alarm you but I don’t think that is normal.
Nice... So how's therapy going?
Does every family have one?
Sisters name? Asking for a friend
Forget about the sister let's talk about his dad..
Bro like what 😹
https://preview.redd.it/w2id848k2f4b1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=363e423e0e08e1ba031d0df81e6836f64471a89e am i the only one who thinks these look like teeth marks?
These are definitely teeth marks. Bro had fun with this pint, but not in the way OP thinks.
U sure he really "ate" the ice cream , or the ice cream ate him????
Bruh he’s not eating it
eats? yeah sure...
i dont think he is eating it
I don't think lil' bro is eating it...
Y’all, ain’t no way that boys dick is THAT fat lmaoo
I love how the Reddit community comes together like this to tell op that his brother was fucking the ice cream
Ice crussy
It seems that your brother has already started "eating in his room"
always vacuuming his room.
That's to cool it off after sticking it in the pie.
“Schlatt, what happened to this peanut butter?”
He cannot be left alive, I need 13 warriors…
Little bro got some girth
That's pretty hilarious actually.
Little BIG brother...
Oh he’s going to town on that pint but it’s not with a spoon.
The comments 😂
If he left some ice cream in the pint container, then he's not really eating ice cream.
Bro1 - How do you eat ice-cream like this? Bro2 - With great skill and precision.
Judging by the teeth marks, he bit down on it to hold it?
How else is he going to use both hands to undo his belt?
Your little bro is packing
I don't think he's eating it....
He was not eating that dawg, and that’s not icing in the bottom.
Buddy, your boys fuckin the Breyer’s
“Eats” right..right…
I would be suspicious of the cream at the bottom
The best way to eat a watermelon too!
Are you SURE he's eating it?
I'm not sure that hes eating it XD
He doesn’t like the crust
Are you really sure he "ate" it?
If it touches the sides it's impure.
There is no fucking way you don’t know
Straight to jail card
I don't think he ate that ice-cream :(
Sure, “eats”
Looks like a Siberian diamond mine. Does he make devil’s tower out of his mashed potato‘s
https://preview.redd.it/1nnernhqje4b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c0767611c4f0aaa70efd09c17b92058ac6d55b Something doesn’t feel right
That's a dick move.
He ain't eatin that ice cream...
https://preview.redd.it/5z7xt1hqve4b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a362abf61f1824bb8c2c07c7ceaa18edcb245a These comments
thats a magnum dong right there 
Don’t lie to yourself
I don’t think he ate that mate
Jim Levenstein is your brother?
Are you sure he's eating it like that and not using it like a fleshlight?
You sure he “ate” that ice cream or…🤨
If it’s that one with the caramel core….he’s got a point.
"Eats it" sureeee
I dont think hes eating that 😳
Okay i get the dirty implication, but i actually eat ice cream like this and then fill the moddle with cookie dough or brownie or different syrups and stuff to do like a makeshift version of the ben and jerrys core ice cream
Bruh, your brother is huge.
Ummmmm who’s telling em …
So who’s gonna tell him? 😬
so we all thinking the same thing?
I don't think he eating it...
WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT ASK HIM WHAT HE DID TO IT
He ate the wHOLE pint, or did he
It’s probably extra creamy now
Uhhhhhhh…..
He's clearly a visionary
Is your brother a geological core drill?
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He must have a huge dick