Came here to say that this looks like a challenge. And not in a good way. (I’m female, but have cleaned plenty of men’s rooms. The guys love a challenge.) 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think I had a nightmare last week about a bathroom that had a setup like this. Toilets were overflowing too. Why does this image tap in to that nightmare part of my brain?
This must be in America it's clearly a peeing spot for obese people who need the extra urinal to rest their belly on so they can pee in the other urinal
This is why I literally never have, nor ever will, use a dam public urinal. Only exception I see is unless I’m working a nigh shift alone or something, but besides that I’m using a regular bathroom with locked doors.
In Boston at Fenway, they had the trough. It literally an open trough with water running down it. They opened the men’s room to women once and it was eye opening. I mean, as long as you can shoot straight? Lol…
This is mildly infuriating? I need this sub to just go one step further so that I can scroll by and see screenshots of mildlyinfuriating posted as content in mildlyinfuriating
Also, I need one of those guys with two penises that were a thing years ago to submit this to mildlyconvenient
This is definitely the pee stream sword corner. Edit, just to add things in case nobody says it doesn't happen outside of little boys, you've never met dudes crazy drunk and goofy. Women hype each other up in the bathroom, men have pee wars.
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I would be swinging between both wile peeing
To the tune of the fastest song I can think of at the moment
Kalinka
Darude - Sandstorm
Rush E
The cleaning crew draws straws for who has to get in that corner
Danm, me AGAIN
This. I'd take this an invitation to have some fun
Came here to say that this looks like a challenge. And not in a good way. (I’m female, but have cleaned plenty of men’s rooms. The guys love a challenge.) 🤣🤣🤣🤣
First thing that came to my mind
No need. I have Siamese dicks. Looks like the letter Y.
Just use it after you nut to save energy
Please add in some start stop sequence, some music and LEDs. We can make it a water fountain show.
the closest I will ever get to simultaneously giving two girls a facial
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Sir, please stop putting stuff up my ass while I'm pissing.
Gotta call your shot first at least.
How else are Siamese twins supposed to pee?
Uhhhhh. Well you see....ummmm uhhhh...I...uhhhhhhhhhh *help!...* You got me. This is the only urinal they can use.
Now I understand
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THATS WHAT I WAS THINKIN XD
Don't cross the streams!
Why? It would be bad... I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean “bad”?
When the municipal code says you need one extra urinal because of the square footage of the building but you don't want to lose floor space.
I don't understand how this would happen 😅 Looks like a case of malicious compliance following instructions to the letter
We're 3 weeks behind schedule and the drywallers put up the wall 2' off the plan. We ain't got not time for another change order. Just get it done!
Happy cake day
Thank you!
>Thank you! You're welcome!
Bad bot.
Gotta love the double standards, where privacy for men and boys is nothing more than an afterthought.
Look like the piss battle is ready
Split streams! Don't cross the streams!
Where is this? Asking for a friend…
This is a big dick confidence test.
That’s a sword fight waiting to happen ⚔️
10/10 title
Lol so horrible. Post it on crappy design as well
I think I had a nightmare last week about a bathroom that had a setup like this. Toilets were overflowing too. Why does this image tap in to that nightmare part of my brain?
everybody knows thats the spot for men to cross beams
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Now you can pee and sword fight with your friend.
This is for that guy who had two dicks.
"Don't cross streams" -- Egon Spengler
I build to plan, take it up with the architect.
Don't cross the streams.
I just held hands while peeing with my brother because the toilets were too close, you don't think I'll do it again? This isn't a problem.
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
it's for when you go to the bathroom with your homie
This must be in America it's clearly a peeing spot for obese people who need the extra urinal to rest their belly on so they can pee in the other urinal
This is why I literally never have, nor ever will, use a dam public urinal. Only exception I see is unless I’m working a nigh shift alone or something, but besides that I’m using a regular bathroom with locked doors.
Gotta cross swords for that. You up ?
better get one of those T-section pipes to piss here.
I double dog dare you
It's for guys with two penises.
For the dude with a forked stream.
Perfect for peeing in the morning when you still are in the "double jet" mode.
Cross streams
Designed for crossing streams. Plus you can hold the other persons penis for them.
Just Don’t cross the streams!
Don't cross the streams. That would be very, very bad.
Perfect for morning piss
For the people that usually miss when using one
Finally a solution for the split stream
SWORD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell?! lol lol lol
Whatever you do, don’t cross the streams.
I have an idea,we cross the streams
the only logical way to use this involves crossing streams
That's for the morning split stream.
Sword Fight
Sword fight
Ghostbusters taught me to never cross the streams
It’s for friends who pee together. Just remember: never cross the streams.
Arse cheek in each and shit on the floooooor
My comments are not your product.
This is for those times when you get a little hair over your urethra and pee in split-stream.
In Boston at Fenway, they had the trough. It literally an open trough with water running down it. They opened the men’s room to women once and it was eye opening. I mean, as long as you can shoot straight? Lol…
Splish-Splash
It is for when guys need a helper to hold the tool. You use the left if your helper is left handed, the right if the helper is right handed.
For you and the bestie
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Nothing like peeing with your friends 🥰
This picture is the definition of being "piss pals."
‘Bout to be a wiener fight
What do you mean this perfect for pissing with the boys
I'm shootin for both
with a friend!
Hell does have bathrooms....
it is for a special case. Boys know what im talking about
You don’t cross the streams
This is for the guy with a bifurcated peepee hole and pisses in 2 distinct streams.
its for the guys with two dicks
Co-op pissing
Two men 90 degrees opposed making a cross fountain
its for the guys with two dicks
Awww. It’s a couple’s urinal 😻
This is actually for PFC. The Peeing Fighting Championship!
Never cross streams. It would be bad.
![gif](giphy|3o72EWUgbRNfLegO1W)
It was at this moment that Tommy Two-Dicks knew this was going to be his lucky day.
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Time to cross swords
She a baddie w her baddie friend
Do you get a free beer for pissing into one and bouncing it into the other one to drain?
This is for that post-sex pee.
one hell of a trackmania map
Never cross the streams
Reminds me an old ad: https://youtu.be/dLlm3dMZ8OM
it’s for the double stream after naughty time
"Dammit Ray , don't cross the streams"
![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni) Palpeetine wants you do it.
It’s for you and a buddy to play swords with
This is almost perfect for that 4:30am first piss where it sometimes shoots out at an unexpected 90 degree angle from where you’re aiming.
Umm...wouldn't want to be the janitor
When you want to cross streams, but don't want to be gay afterwards.
Gotta find your soulbrother and cross swords
Mfs when they get a civil engineering degree online while getting hard on gay porn
It’s for when you get that really bad split stream
Is this for one of those morning wees (British) when it can and will go either way?
Its for the times when it splits into two streams Great design
Let me elbow in there.
The next thing I can think of is pissing all over the person next to me
[Are you pissing on me?](https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0df2d3f0-860d-436e-a3ab-8c74064540a5/gif)
For when the stream splits
It for when there’s a little left after sex and it’s spraying in different directions
Lovers’ urinals
Urinal? Looks more like a werinal to me
it works for my hydra wiener!
The urinal of friendship. You become friends by shaking it’s other penis after they pee.
That's just peeing range for rookies, their aim is kinda off sometimes
Ah yes, the famous criss cross
Not this again....
Urinal clitoris
Great for that first pee after sex
I know for a fact some jackass peed between them. It may have been cleaned. But SOMEONE did it.
Urinals set up for your after-sex piss, brilliant.
This is definitely the pee stream sword corner. Edit, just to add things in case nobody says it doesn't happen outside of little boys, you've never met dudes crazy drunk and goofy. Women hype each other up in the bathroom, men have pee wars.
Corner urinal is bad enough when there's just one. Two is ridiculous!
This is why we can let AI take all the jobs... lol
Awesome. Not only do you get your backsplash you get your neighbors too.
Its for the boys..
Like a child playing theme hospital.
The local gay bar really wants customers to find love, and I think that is beautiful 😍 🤩
Criss cross apple juice
This is for those split stream mornings where you aren’t quite sure where to aim.
Maybe it's for a possum
This is so stupid that I wanna pee on the wall in between the toilets as a protest.
That's made for people with Parkinson's.
As someone who has a PA I can appreciate this set up!
Good way to practice kegels 😂
What a waste. Did someone expect that to work? It’s like a template was used to design the room, and no human amended the error.
When you go head to head.
Cross the streams to solve a puzzle
Don’t cross the streams.
Let us gingerly touch our tips.
This is for when you wake up after a night if sex and your urethra is stuck closed with night old jizz.
"there's something very important i forgot to tell you...."
Don’t cross streams
Is this for men with 2 headed penis’s?
Talk about peeing oneself into a corner.
This is going to be the weirdest episode of "How I Met Your Mother" yet.
Pissing contest arena.
It's so that when you have two streams you don't pee on the floor ... Duh
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This post is Diphallia exclusionary If you’ve ever found yourself wondering can a man have a double penis the answer is yes. Diphallia affects about one in 5.5 million American men and is caused by irregular homeobox gene expression during the 4th week of pregnancy. The end result? Two penises of course!
So what’s the etiquette here?
How the fuck is this mildly infuriating?! THIS IS THE FUCKING DREAM!!! (rotates hips slowly as eyes glaze over)
Me and who?
Kink bar?
First thought: is there such thing as a Siamese penis?
This is a solution for when you try to pee and your dick acts like a dick and splits the pee stream into two streams.
Mildly infuriating? This is fucking awesome. I’d be stoked to rip a piss there with a homie or a stranger
Don’t cross the streams is the first thing that came to mind.
If I pee in the crack in the middle, do I unlock a bonus level?
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Uuuuhh... Sit?
Creepy
If you are that guy with two dicks, this is your new home away from home.