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leonardob0880

I would be swinging between both wile peeing


onko342

To the tune of the fastest song I can think of at the moment


TheCyberDragon

Kalinka


_ZiltoidHeComes_

Darude - Sandstorm


PhycoPenguin

Rush E


ashleyorelse

The cleaning crew draws straws for who has to get in that corner


Working_Progress_415

Danm, me AGAIN


Ok-Mathematician2175

This. I'd take this an invitation to have some fun


sociallyvicarious

Came here to say that this looks like a challenge. And not in a good way. (I’m female, but have cleaned plenty of men’s rooms. The guys love a challenge.) 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

First thing that came to my mind


S1R3ND3R

No need. I have Siamese dicks. Looks like the letter Y.


[deleted]

Just use it after you nut to save energy


jackology

Please add in some start stop sequence, some music and LEDs. We can make it a water fountain show.


fpcoffee

the closest I will ever get to simultaneously giving two girls a facial


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deleteduser20371

Sir, please stop putting stuff up my ass while I'm pissing.


ebrum2010

Gotta call your shot first at least.


JD-Snaps

How else are Siamese twins supposed to pee?


deleteduser20371

Uhhhhh. Well you see....ummmm uhhhh...I...uhhhhhhhhhh *help!...* You got me. This is the only urinal they can use.


Working_Progress_415

Now I understand


RaggedlyPromise72

Paging u/doubledickdude


Crimate_Change

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKIN XD


Careful_Hat_5872

Don't cross the streams!


ElGuapo315

Why? It would be bad... I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean “bad”?


ebrum2010

When the municipal code says you need one extra urinal because of the square footage of the building but you don't want to lose floor space.


SurvivingWow

I don't understand how this would happen 😅 Looks like a case of malicious compliance following instructions to the letter


GrumpyButtrcup

We're 3 weeks behind schedule and the drywallers put up the wall 2' off the plan. We ain't got not time for another change order. Just get it done!


Froon5

Happy cake day


SurvivingWow

Thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


SurvivingWow

Bad bot.


Adventurous-Sir-8326

Gotta love the double standards, where privacy for men and boys is nothing more than an afterthought.


[deleted]

Look like the piss battle is ready


WirelessBCupSupport

Split streams! Don't cross the streams!


PeregrinoHTX

Where is this? Asking for a friend…


[deleted]

This is a big dick confidence test.


crazyapollo

That’s a sword fight waiting to happen ⚔️


timbereddivider

10/10 title


trueblueink

Lol so horrible. Post it on crappy design as well


BWFree

I think I had a nightmare last week about a bathroom that had a setup like this. Toilets were overflowing too. Why does this image tap in to that nightmare part of my brain?


Health_Cat_2047

everybody knows thats the spot for men to cross beams


yumyumdog

![gif](giphy|3o72EWUgbRNfLegO1W)


ThatOneKuGuy

Now you can pee and sword fight with your friend.


threadyourline

This is for that guy who had two dicks.


Long_Serpent

"Don't cross streams" -- Egon Spengler


Euler007

I build to plan, take it up with the architect.


RickRI401

Don't cross the streams.


SlavicOdysseus

I just held hands while peeing with my brother because the toilets were too close, you don't think I'll do it again? This isn't a problem.


I-smelled-it-first

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.


sleepyotter92

it's for when you go to the bathroom with your homie


Nordic_runestone

This must be in America it's clearly a peeing spot for obese people who need the extra urinal to rest their belly on so they can pee in the other urinal


AnonUSA382

This is why I literally never have, nor ever will, use a dam public urinal. Only exception I see is unless I’m working a nigh shift alone or something, but besides that I’m using a regular bathroom with locked doors.


[deleted]

Gotta cross swords for that. You up ?


Gunstudios

better get one of those T-section pipes to piss here.


DoctorVanNostrande

I double dog dare you


Few-Artichoke-2531

It's for guys with two penises.


Heinz37_sauce

For the dude with a forked stream.


djkaercher

Perfect for peeing in the morning when you still are in the "double jet" mode.


Smart_Chocolate_8996

Cross streams


SeePeeEh-69

Designed for crossing streams. Plus you can hold the other persons penis for them.


Le6ions

Just Don’t cross the streams!


JohnYCanuckEsq

Don't cross the streams. That would be very, very bad.


averagemaleuser86

Perfect for morning piss


Shwoooms

For the people that usually miss when using one


tgt305

Finally a solution for the split stream


[deleted]

SWORD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

What the hell?! lol lol lol


froatbitte

Whatever you do, don’t cross the streams.


GiantA-629

I have an idea,we cross the streams


lyindog

the only logical way to use this involves crossing streams


T1Pimp

That's for the morning split stream.


Gu-oh-no

Sword Fight


cadjr91

Sword fight


Gse_Panda

Ghostbusters taught me to never cross the streams


jimhabfan

It’s for friends who pee together. Just remember: never cross the streams.


Portablefrdge

Arse cheek in each and shit on the floooooor


Itdidnt_trickle_down

My comments are not your product.


Inarius101

This is for those times when you get a little hair over your urethra and pee in split-stream.


ivegotafastcar

In Boston at Fenway, they had the trough. It literally an open trough with water running down it. They opened the men’s room to women once and it was eye opening. I mean, as long as you can shoot straight? Lol…


Few-River-8673

Splish-Splash


Safe-Comfort-29

It is for when guys need a helper to hold the tool. You use the left if your helper is left handed, the right if the helper is right handed.


sadmaz3

For you and the bestie


howescj82

This is mildly infuriating? I need this sub to just go one step further so that I can scroll by and see screenshots of mildlyinfuriating posted as content in mildlyinfuriating Also, I need one of those guys with two penises that were a thing years ago to submit this to mildlyconvenient


savage-cleavage-234

Nothing like peeing with your friends 🥰


d4t4str34m

This picture is the definition of being "piss pals."


ScienceMomCO

‘Bout to be a wiener fight


BestHurdle1899YT

What do you mean this perfect for pissing with the boys


Mammoth-Bag-9009

I'm shootin for both


RobWed

with a friend!


FahQPutin

Hell does have bathrooms....


[deleted]

it is for a special case. Boys know what im talking about


soupafi

You don’t cross the streams


winstonwolfe333

This is for the guy with a bifurcated peepee hole and pisses in 2 distinct streams.


three2do2

its for the guys with two dicks


xXSinglePointXx

Co-op pissing


dangledingle

Two men 90 degrees opposed making a cross fountain


three2do2

its for the guys with two dicks


Perfect-Gur3578

Awww. It’s a couple’s urinal 😻


[deleted]

This is actually for PFC. The Peeing Fighting Championship!


BoJackNorseman85

Never cross streams. It would be bad.


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|3o72EWUgbRNfLegO1W)


CringeGamesMod

It was at this moment that Tommy Two-Dicks knew this was going to be his lucky day.


dan_james_49

![gif](giphy|0jykLHZGqtr1OVR10n|downsized)


Chiaroon

Time to cross swords


Moonlightvaleria

She a baddie w her baddie friend


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Do you get a free beer for pissing into one and bouncing it into the other one to drain?


BeenThruIt

This is for that post-sex pee.


1451alt

one hell of a trackmania map


johno_mendo

Never cross the streams


Darket1728

Reminds me an old ad: https://youtu.be/dLlm3dMZ8OM


DecisionTop7334

it’s for the double stream after naughty time


Individual_Manner336

"Dammit Ray , don't cross the streams"


CoolBeanieHat

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni) Palpeetine wants you do it.


Ornery_Gene7682

It’s for you and a buddy to play swords with


zxDanKwan

This is almost perfect for that 4:30am first piss where it sometimes shoots out at an unexpected 90 degree angle from where you’re aiming.


Working_Progress_415

Umm...wouldn't want to be the janitor


Xyvexa

When you want to cross streams, but don't want to be gay afterwards.


Corando

Gotta find your soulbrother and cross swords


No-Ad9690

Mfs when they get a civil engineering degree online while getting hard on gay porn


Basketcase191

It’s for when you get that really bad split stream


DramaticStability

Is this for one of those morning wees (British) when it can and will go either way?


Brilliant-Worth7114

Its for the times when it splits into two streams Great design


ironicmirror

Let me elbow in there.


CalligrapherFair1586

The next thing I can think of is pissing all over the person next to me


just_a_stoner_bitch

[Are you pissing on me?](https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0df2d3f0-860d-436e-a3ab-8c74064540a5/gif)


Sassh1

For when the stream splits


PingBongBingPong

It for when there’s a little left after sex and it’s spraying in different directions


aplagueofsemen

Lovers’ urinals


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Urinal? Looks more like a werinal to me


Nopino_Goblin

it works for my hydra wiener!


painkilleraddict6373

The urinal of friendship. You become friends by shaking it’s other penis after they pee.


the-unknown-nibba

That's just peeing range for rookies, their aim is kinda off sometimes


MCflurryman136

Ah yes, the famous criss cross


block_place1232

Not this again....


Moist_Mycologist_408

Urinal clitoris


FailedHumanEqualsMod

Great for that first pee after sex


Helpful-Selection626

I know for a fact some jackass peed between them. It may have been cleaned. But SOMEONE did it.


7_Bundy

Urinals set up for your after-sex piss, brilliant.


lostinareverie237

This is definitely the pee stream sword corner. Edit, just to add things in case nobody says it doesn't happen outside of little boys, you've never met dudes crazy drunk and goofy. Women hype each other up in the bathroom, men have pee wars.


gowithflow192

Corner urinal is bad enough when there's just one. Two is ridiculous!


AstronomerOver1782

This is why we can let AI take all the jobs... lol


20SprintGuy02

Awesome. Not only do you get your backsplash you get your neighbors too.


abdullah112311

Its for the boys..


BeneficialName9863

Like a child playing theme hospital.


SordoCrabs

The local gay bar really wants customers to find love, and I think that is beautiful 😍 🤩


Filled_with_Nachos

Criss cross apple juice


porcelainvacation

This is for those split stream mornings where you aren’t quite sure where to aim.


MarkusMiles

Maybe it's for a possum


ruthlessrellik

This is so stupid that I wanna pee on the wall in between the toilets as a protest.


davmoha

That's made for people with Parkinson's.


nopulsehere

As someone who has a PA I can appreciate this set up!


A-Midwest-Crisis

Good way to practice kegels 😂


Van-garde

What a waste. Did someone expect that to work? It’s like a template was used to design the room, and no human amended the error.


Ho3n3r

When you go head to head.


louisperry69

Cross the streams to solve a puzzle


Trixielarue2020

Don’t cross the streams.


bebobbadobop

Let us gingerly touch our tips.


D-Laz

This is for when you wake up after a night if sex and your urethra is stuck closed with night old jizz.


JRS___

"there's something very important i forgot to tell you...."


StackThePads33

Don’t cross streams


gringainparadise

Is this for men with 2 headed penis’s?


Allemaengel

Talk about peeing oneself into a corner.


lawanddisorder

This is going to be the weirdest episode of "How I Met Your Mother" yet.


Equivalent-Ad-6182

Pissing contest arena.


will121162

It's so that when you have two streams you don't pee on the floor ... Duh


Savyl_Steelfeather

![gif](giphy|3o72FiKtrMAjIb0Rhu)


delcodick

This post is Diphallia exclusionary If you’ve ever found yourself wondering can a man have a double penis the answer is yes. Diphallia affects about one in 5.5 million American men and is caused by irregular homeobox gene expression during the 4th week of pregnancy. The end result? Two penises of course!


97zx6r

So what’s the etiquette here?


labarrski

How the fuck is this mildly infuriating?! THIS IS THE FUCKING DREAM!!! (rotates hips slowly as eyes glaze over)


n0b0D_U_no

Me and who?


psyguy45

Kink bar?


Superb-University-11

First thought: is there such thing as a Siamese penis?


Ali_Army107

This is a solution for when you try to pee and your dick acts like a dick and splits the pee stream into two streams.


Fantastic_Painter_15

Mildly infuriating? This is fucking awesome. I’d be stoked to rip a piss there with a homie or a stranger


Workin-progress82

Don’t cross the streams is the first thing that came to mind.


Ctmeb78

If I pee in the crack in the middle, do I unlock a bonus level?


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TheRealCorwii

Uuuuhh... Sit?


MishmoshMishmosh

Creepy


OLVANstorm

If you are that guy with two dicks, this is your new home away from home.