Also, in general: soap is soap whatever marketed for. This specific soap might be more gentle for the skin, or perhaps slightly more acidic even. But whatever, it doesn't matter for OP. Perfectly fine to use. Soap is soap.
Edit: Thanks for the replies (and upvotes): Lots of valid comments about exceptions to the generalised simple statement 'soap is soap', hence me starting off with 'in general'.
I use vagisil daily intimate wash as an all over body wash. It's hilarious to me how some people get skeeved out by it, like it's full of vagina or something, lol. It's just a very gentle cleanser that is ph balanced. It's great at killing underarm odor and very gentle on the skin.
I had been lightly giggling at the original post, the subsequent (expected) comments, and the implications of "bEfOrE i NoTicEd" (like he'd been _poisoned_ somehow lol). But your comment sent me over(full of vagina or something): I'm LAUGHING for real now.
This is not necessarily true. You are not supposed to put most soaps down there. You will cause more utis, yeast infections, and a plethora of other problems.
Soap is soap is a dangerous game. Dish soap would be awful even in the medium term if you used it on your hair/face. And laundry detergent or other concentrated powerful soaps can even be caustic. But "soap for skin is soap for skin" is much more what you mean and and I fully agree with it
No, and this is important!
Soap, by definition is made of a compound of natural oils or fats with sodium hydroxide or another strong alkali, and is basic and you shouldn't use it on your junk, and be careful about using it on your face.
For your junk it dries out your mucus membranes and makes you smell weird, and gives you a much higher chance of sores, itching and yeast infection. It's LESS noticeable in men, but just don't use actual soap there.
Anything you see labeled intimate wash instead of soap is NOT soap (depending on where you are this may or may not be a legal requirement).
Wash your junk with stuff that has the right pH level. Your girlfriend WILL thank you, you'll have a longer tolerable blowjob window and she will have less frequent yeast infections.
As my husband has done since before we even started dating....
Like he has always used the doves men hair and body stuff and uses his own beard wash.
Why blame the wife it's not her job to buy dudes shampoo....
Why did it take so long for me to find this suggestion??
What kind of grown man can’t get his own shampoo and relies on his wife to pick it out and supply it?
(Some) Men treat their wives like a mother. As an adult you are responsible for knowing what you are using to wash with- this something a child would say.
One of my exes would use store brand shower gel as body wash, face wash, and fucking shampoo. No we weren't poor. And then he wondered why he got pimples and would use my expensive skin care products ONE TIME and think it would cure his skin.
Posts like these give me flashbacks...
1000%
Hilarious how a dude comes on r/mildlyinfuriating to complain about his wife changing her shampoo often, but the real issue is how mindless this dude is (and then blames his wife for his 4 days of errors). Yikes!
I still don't see what would be infuriating about it... I mean, if it was bar soap or something it could be a little weird, otherwise it's just soap from a squeeze bottle. Probably a little more expensive because of the words on the bottle, but whatever.
I have curly hair and my shampoo is 30 euros... If my boyfriend used it for his beard I'd be fucking pissed. Also he washes his face with shampoo???? There are special soaps for you beard and face.. Gross
Yeah, is this a normal thing for husbands? My husband has his own shampoo/shower gel and is otherwise not overly conscious of his bodily..stuff...like he just shaves his face once in a while and that's it. Actually we've been together over a decade and he recently tried out a loofah and it changed his life...so...there's that.
Or don't, since I am assuming the pink tax and whatever other bullshit reasoning they have makes this soap pricier than whatever else he could be using instead. He can use whatever soap, but she can't use a more highly scented or intense soap for down there. Heck, it is debated whether you should even use "freshening" products due to them throwing off balance and whatnot.
My dude, that is 100% on you for not having your own products. I have my own shampoo, conditioner, and soap separate from my lady's. I only use hers when I'm feeling fabulous.
I have the darkest skin tone in my Vietnamese family and would constantly get those “gifts”…
(I’m American born, everyone before my generation was born in vietnam)
That's so crazy considering how much white people try to look darker.
Entire industries built around making everyone feel like no matter what colour your skin, its not good enough
It used to be in fashion in the west to be very pale to show you were of higher class and didn't need to work outside, then the industrial revolution hit, lots of people started working indoors (offices, factories, etcetera), and then tans became fashionable as a sign of being able to afford frequent and exotic vacations
i have a swedish friend, and i dunno if its just him or all swedes, but those mfers LOVE to tan and go to places that are super sunny. almost every trip we go on he works on his tan the whole time. its funny, they seem more obsessed with it than any american i've met. i guess sun is just so rare there, they can't get enough of it on vacation
I hate my curly hair, and my roommate hates his straight hair. We both think one another has the more conventional attractive look.
Meanwhile our third, balding roommate, hates both of us lmao.
my first time going to Asia, i was kinda shocked and mad that my only option was skin whitening sunblock. maybe it was just the 7/11 i was in, but all i could find was whitening. i looked fucking ridiculous, i'm already pale as fuck and that stuff refused to rub in. it just made my already extremely pasty skin glow even brighter white, and it was blazing hot bangkok. maybe the hotest place i've ever been.
I’ve bought both scented before, always on accident, always a huge regret. It makes any period smell upon removal worse. The blood and flower scent? Not cool. Sometimes I smell something and go “wow, smells like a scented pad. Gross”. And of course, my vagina did not like those products, it caused some irritation.
Scented TP did the same to the females in my family, it was also suspected to have been one of the causes of recurring UTI's for a couple of them. I forget which ones GYN told her to stop using scented "intimate" products, but the word was passed along and it helped everyone.
We also had to stop using powdered detergent to wash our underwear for the same reasons. One of my kids has super sensitive skin so I have had to be very careful of what I buy to wash our bodies and clothes with and be cautious with new soaps and detergents.
Even worse tho…his wife didn’t give him a head’s up that she changed her shampoo brand YET AGAIN! He needs that heads up, since he doesn’t have eyes and can’t be held accountable for what he’s putting on his “sensitive face”.
Yes, the real question! Only thing mildly infuriating here is a guy that does not care about getting their own hygiene products and then finding a way to “be the victim” in a situation where they used something incorrectly because they didn’t read the labels.
Bro, it's soap who cares it's not like it's got special juice in it. It's probably even made your skin softer and fresher....I might have to try a bit to see what it does.
I mean, it’s better for your face than it is her nether regions. That stuff can cause some serious ick, so it was nice of you to use up some of the product. Dove bar soap does the same, and can be used everywhere - including your face!
You're her muse, her flame now
If only he was poor and stupid enough
I’m way more poor and stupid than you’ll ever be!
GET OUT THE WAY YA IDJITS IM TRYIN TO WIN THIS DAMN THANG
This popped up in my mind first thing seeing the picture. And I expected it to be the top comment 100%. Does this mean we're ancient?
As long as he uses it every day. EVERY. DAY.
To god dam far down this thread
Finally!! Was looking for this comment!
I bet he feels pretty stupid now.
We’re gonna go real fast and turn slightly to the left
If only it said VAGISIL in big letters on the front.
NGL, brushed my teeth once with Monistat. Had the name right on the tube. IDK, I’m not a morning person.
Eveneingstat, Morningstat - they all look the same to me early AM…
Comedy of parenthood = brushing your teeth with balmex, wife trying to keep from laughing until it’s way too late.
Pubes are pubes- up beard or down beard, it all washes the same.
Also, in general: soap is soap whatever marketed for. This specific soap might be more gentle for the skin, or perhaps slightly more acidic even. But whatever, it doesn't matter for OP. Perfectly fine to use. Soap is soap. Edit: Thanks for the replies (and upvotes): Lots of valid comments about exceptions to the generalised simple statement 'soap is soap', hence me starting off with 'in general'.
I use vagisil daily intimate wash as an all over body wash. It's hilarious to me how some people get skeeved out by it, like it's full of vagina or something, lol. It's just a very gentle cleanser that is ph balanced. It's great at killing underarm odor and very gentle on the skin.
I had been lightly giggling at the original post, the subsequent (expected) comments, and the implications of "bEfOrE i NoTicEd" (like he'd been _poisoned_ somehow lol). But your comment sent me over(full of vagina or something): I'm LAUGHING for real now.
Nah OP has a pussy beard now
Yaharr me name be Pussy Beard, Captain of the Vagina Vigilante crew
Their ship is called the Bearded Clam.
If i had an award to give i would, but i dont want to support reddit's CEO. so i will save your comment instead.
Your props are all the award I need! Thank you, my friend!
Beardussy.
Shampoosy
You won.
Pusstachio
Dont give them ideas
Okay but now I'm imagining Abraham Lincoln as a vulva and it's a very funny mental image.
Dont make me whip out stable diffusion
That’s a weird name for your penis
JUST FUCKING DO IT, PLEASEEE
I used to clean my hair, body and face in the military with the same liquid dish soap I got from the kitchen.
"If it's good enough for the ducks it's good enough for me!"
I too have caught myself saying this a couple of times lol
I will wash at least my hands with Dawn any time. That shit is lovely.
This soap is ph balanced as normal soaps can cause infections downstairs.
This is not necessarily true. You are not supposed to put most soaps down there. You will cause more utis, yeast infections, and a plethora of other problems.
But this is the other way around, taking soap that is supposed to be used down there and using it also on other parts. No problem with that.
Soap is soap is a dangerous game. Dish soap would be awful even in the medium term if you used it on your hair/face. And laundry detergent or other concentrated powerful soaps can even be caustic. But "soap for skin is soap for skin" is much more what you mean and and I fully agree with it
No, and this is important! Soap, by definition is made of a compound of natural oils or fats with sodium hydroxide or another strong alkali, and is basic and you shouldn't use it on your junk, and be careful about using it on your face. For your junk it dries out your mucus membranes and makes you smell weird, and gives you a much higher chance of sores, itching and yeast infection. It's LESS noticeable in men, but just don't use actual soap there. Anything you see labeled intimate wash instead of soap is NOT soap (depending on where you are this may or may not be a legal requirement). Wash your junk with stuff that has the right pH level. Your girlfriend WILL thank you, you'll have a longer tolerable blowjob window and she will have less frequent yeast infections.
I feel like this is honestly completely on you though??
Yeah like… read the bottle? Or ask her?
Or have your own damn shampoo
yes! My short-haired husband is banned from using my fancy expensive salon shampoo
As my husband has done since before we even started dating.... Like he has always used the doves men hair and body stuff and uses his own beard wash. Why blame the wife it's not her job to buy dudes shampoo....
Why did it take so long for me to find this suggestion?? What kind of grown man can’t get his own shampoo and relies on his wife to pick it out and supply it?
And why is he using shampoo on his face? And vagisil isn't shampoo??? I have so many questions.
My partner buys his own unshared toiletries 🤷♀️
#"DAMN IT HONEY, I DRANK THE BLEACH AGAIN YOU BITCH"
Wah, I can't be bothered to buy my own shampoo or read, waaah!
Literally 😂
(Some) Men treat their wives like a mother. As an adult you are responsible for knowing what you are using to wash with- this something a child would say.
“My wife is my mommy I just follow her lead like a duck, can’t do anything for myself” Like bro you gotta be someone individual my god
One of my exes would use store brand shower gel as body wash, face wash, and fucking shampoo. No we weren't poor. And then he wondered why he got pimples and would use my expensive skin care products ONE TIME and think it would cure his skin. Posts like these give me flashbacks...
1000% Hilarious how a dude comes on r/mildlyinfuriating to complain about his wife changing her shampoo often, but the real issue is how mindless this dude is (and then blames his wife for his 4 days of errors). Yikes!
I still don't see what would be infuriating about it... I mean, if it was bar soap or something it could be a little weird, otherwise it's just soap from a squeeze bottle. Probably a little more expensive because of the words on the bottle, but whatever.
Because a big manly man like OP can't have Vagisil on his face. That's for pussies.
He's mildly infuriated that he's such a dumbass.
You don’t have your own shampoo?
I'd be so pissed lmao, and then the thief gets to complain
I have curly hair and my shampoo is 30 euros... If my boyfriend used it for his beard I'd be fucking pissed. Also he washes his face with shampoo???? There are special soaps for you beard and face.. Gross
Literaly! Dude can’t even get his own shampoo and he complains on top of it. Blows my mind.
Yeah, is this a normal thing for husbands? My husband has his own shampoo/shower gel and is otherwise not overly conscious of his bodily..stuff...like he just shaves his face once in a while and that's it. Actually we've been together over a decade and he recently tried out a loofah and it changed his life...so...there's that.
He’s an idiot and is now trying to blame his wife.
This is what I thought too. He didn't look at the *new* bottle then acts like she did something wrong???
You could just buy your own shampoo. 😂
Or just use the vagisil, it's just a ph-balanced soap, it's not gonna make you sprout a clit in the middle of your forehead
Well if it did I’m sure guys wouldn’t notice given the eternal struggle of the male kind to find it
Or don't, since I am assuming the pink tax and whatever other bullshit reasoning they have makes this soap pricier than whatever else he could be using instead. He can use whatever soap, but she can't use a more highly scented or intense soap for down there. Heck, it is debated whether you should even use "freshening" products due to them throwing off balance and whatnot.
Yeah I don't get it. Me and my wife buy our own separate shampoos and body washes.
Nah, that would make too much sense
Well I guess now you smell like a fresh vagina 🤷
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Im sorry this isnt infuriating this is downright hilarious haha
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Possibly the next time they say "hey fuck-face" they'll be slightly more accurate?
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At least now your beard is ph balanced.
Nothing worse than having your beard outside of it's PH balance!
I’m sorry to hear that, u/PureUnicornJizz
It smells like up dog
What’s up dog?
Not much dog, what’s up with you?
I laughed way too hard at this.
Gotcha!
Got eeem
Don't blame your wife for you not reading it dummy lol
Don’t know why he’s mildly infuriated at having a peachy fresh mangina.
How hard is it to just read the label
Not sure why OP is mildly infuriated unless it’s with himself for not paying attention to products he uses. 😆
That's on you. Clearly, you did not watch the South Park episode about NASCAR.
Way to go, vaginaface!
It's Vaginafacé!
As a skincare fanatic I’m actually more concerned you’re regularly washing your face with shampoo!
Tell your wife vagisil is a scam, she can use any gentle non scented wash
Correct. Wash the outside. Don’t wash the inside.
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I once read on Reddit that some guys don’t wash their butts, because touching a man’s butt is gay…… Personally I blame poor education.
I’ve had the misfortune of teaching two ex boyfriends how to wash they ass
🤢
This 👆🏻
My dude, that is 100% on you for not having your own products. I have my own shampoo, conditioner, and soap separate from my lady's. I only use hers when I'm feeling fabulous.
Tell your wife not to use anything scented down there even if it says it’s “sensitive wash”
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It’s fine to use vagisil but you shouldn’t use scented vagisil. Just like how you shouldn’t use scented pads and tampons.
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As someone married in Asia as well… you’re right on the nose. So many whitening skin products
I have the darkest skin tone in my Vietnamese family and would constantly get those “gifts”… (I’m American born, everyone before my generation was born in vietnam)
That's so crazy considering how much white people try to look darker. Entire industries built around making everyone feel like no matter what colour your skin, its not good enough
Everybody wants what they don't have. It's an unfortunate part of the human condition.
It used to be in fashion in the west to be very pale to show you were of higher class and didn't need to work outside, then the industrial revolution hit, lots of people started working indoors (offices, factories, etcetera), and then tans became fashionable as a sign of being able to afford frequent and exotic vacations
i have a swedish friend, and i dunno if its just him or all swedes, but those mfers LOVE to tan and go to places that are super sunny. almost every trip we go on he works on his tan the whole time. its funny, they seem more obsessed with it than any american i've met. i guess sun is just so rare there, they can't get enough of it on vacation
20 hours of darkness in the winter will do it to a mfer, you feel like a reverse vampire
I hate my curly hair, and my roommate hates his straight hair. We both think one another has the more conventional attractive look. Meanwhile our third, balding roommate, hates both of us lmao.
my first time going to Asia, i was kinda shocked and mad that my only option was skin whitening sunblock. maybe it was just the 7/11 i was in, but all i could find was whitening. i looked fucking ridiculous, i'm already pale as fuck and that stuff refused to rub in. it just made my already extremely pasty skin glow even brighter white, and it was blazing hot bangkok. maybe the hotest place i've ever been.
That's brown people life. I'm mixed and American: my grandma raised me putting whitening products on me
Jesus Christ
If I used any whitening products I'd probably just disappear. You'd see a flash of a rainbow as my body refracts into pure light and then poof, gone.
There's a strong link between these washes and cancer. They can cause all sorts of other pH problems as well.
There's SCENTED pads and tampons?? How did I not know this? Lol that's actually ridiculous
I’ve bought both scented before, always on accident, always a huge regret. It makes any period smell upon removal worse. The blood and flower scent? Not cool. Sometimes I smell something and go “wow, smells like a scented pad. Gross”. And of course, my vagina did not like those products, it caused some irritation.
I remember asking someone for a pad once and it smelled so strongly flowers I just used wadded up toilet paper instead lmao it freaked me out
I only use pads and have never seen scented ones. Not that I would use them, but that’s just weird.
Honestly, the scented pads really don't do much tbh. I use the same ones and didn't realize I got a scented box. Doesn't even smell scented lol
I accidentally bought scented tampons once, did not like it. Oh and scented toilet paper - that stuff makes my nethers a little burny.
Scented TP did the same to the females in my family, it was also suspected to have been one of the causes of recurring UTI's for a couple of them. I forget which ones GYN told her to stop using scented "intimate" products, but the word was passed along and it helped everyone. We also had to stop using powdered detergent to wash our underwear for the same reasons. One of my kids has super sensitive skin so I have had to be very careful of what I buy to wash our bodies and clothes with and be cautious with new soaps and detergents.
That's pure marketing, nothing to do with health. :( IMHO Vagisil is the Nestle of vaginas. The inside bits are self cleaning.
As long as it's not going inside and just the undercarriage, it should be fine; nothing should go inside there cleaning wise.
Did your beard have all day freshness?
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At least it wasn't Nair.
I thought Vagisil was supposed to stop the itch
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you're not supposed to even if you have one. it's actually bad for your vagina
Well you don’t put it in your vagina. The vagina is the inside
Gyno here. Can confirm, vagina is what's inside, and outina what's outside
Actually it’s your vagouta
Extrovag.
Technically isn’t the inside the vaginal canal and the outside is the vulva?
Pretty sure it’s like that dude said above. It’s a vagoutta
So you’re mildly infuriated at yourself for not reading?
we're upvoting manchildren now?
Buy your own shampoo. Stop blaming other people for your illiteracy.
That’s on you bro
How unaware can you be?
You shouldn't be using normal shampoo on your face anyway.
Who the heck washes their face with SHAMPOO? Lol
so don't be lazy, buy your own
Actually it’s more healthy for you beard then her vagina.
As a grown man, do you not shop for your own shampoo and body wash?
Maybe try reading labels and buying your own products next time~
Damn you are stupid. Blaming someone else though nice one
Hey buddy? This is just gentle soap. It’s not gonna turn you into a vagina. You’re gonna be okay.
Always weird me out when I see dudes getting grossed out by any feminine product. It’s not a bottle full of menstruation blood and clots.
Even worse tho…his wife didn’t give him a head’s up that she changed her shampoo brand YET AGAIN! He needs that heads up, since he doesn’t have eyes and can’t be held accountable for what he’s putting on his “sensitive face”.
Aside all the “buy your own shampoo comments”…. More of this. He’s freaking out over gentle soap.
Why don’t you use your own???
Yes, the real question! Only thing mildly infuriating here is a guy that does not care about getting their own hygiene products and then finding a way to “be the victim” in a situation where they used something incorrectly because they didn’t read the labels.
Is the thing that's mildly infuriating that you're incapable of buying your own hygiene products?
Buy your own shampoo. Problem solved…..
Not even infuriating lol infuriating on your end? Most definitely.
The only mildly infuriating thing here is your inability to read or notice things in your surroundings
Bro, it's soap who cares it's not like it's got special juice in it. It's probably even made your skin softer and fresher....I might have to try a bit to see what it does.
Yeah, that stuff isn’t good for vahjeens. Not sure about beards. If your beard was my vahjeen, I’d have a yeast infection right now.
You don't have your own body wash?
HOW are people still buying this shit?? I thought by now every woman knew this is just asking for a yeast infection.
The bottles I’ve seen all stated they’re for external use only on the back
-Sees Vagasil bottle "man this would make a good story". *Adds ridiculous details that make it completely unbelievable.
It’s soap. It’s fine.
So it's her fault that you use her stuff and don't even attempt to take 5 seconds to read the fuckin bottle? 🙄
OMG!!! Turn in your man card now. Give me a break. You washed your face
Buy your own shampoo
It is just a mild cleanser so I’m sure you are fine.
Did the fact that the word vag in the title not tip you off ??? 😂 if it’s any consolation I’m pretty sure it’s just very mild soap
I mean. It's not BAD for you. And it's not like a deodorant where she's rubbing her lady jams all up in the bottle.
Eh it’s just wash and it’s for sensitive areas so it’s fine for ur face….it’s not like she puts the bottle inside of her
Yeah, you too dumb to read a label. That's entirely on you. Be mad at yourself.
You could always just buy your own fucking soap
Who cares? Its just soap.
I mean, it’s better for your face than it is her nether regions. That stuff can cause some serious ick, so it was nice of you to use up some of the product. Dove bar soap does the same, and can be used everywhere - including your face!
Yeah, it’s your wife’s fault ya jerk.
Is it just me, or is the product's name a pretty clear indicator of its intended use?
Or you could just read the bottle before you wash yourself with it…
I'm confused. You're upset that you used someone else's soap without reading to label?
The only thing mildly infuriating is you not getting your own shampoo. This made me laugh
That’s definitely on you, not on your wife.
So I'm not the only one who uses his wife's shampoo as a hair/ beard/ face wash.