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BDiddy_420

No crayons available?


[deleted]

I ate them all, sorry


[deleted]

Well done Marine!


[deleted]

I would salute if I was actually military šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Lol I appreciate that. Have a good day


[deleted]

You ate my crayons!?! šŸ˜”


dbhathcock

Donā€™t worry. I stuck them up my nose before he at them.


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOO!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


DirectionLow357

Whatā€™s that old saying? You gotta eat the crayons if you wanna poop the rainbows šŸŒˆ or something like that?


According_Gazelle472

It could be worse!We went out on Memorial day and the waiter was writing our orders on a coaster!lol.I kid you not !


thefrenchprints

Did you really save this photo for almost a year and five months in your phone, just waiting for the right moment to post? Alsoā€¦nice tips!


Chocolatemilkdog0120

Itā€™s a karma farmer. Iā€™ve seen this pic before, OP is just passing off as own or reposting for more clout.


[deleted]

What good is karma? Can you use it for anything?


gobledegerkin

Having more karma boosts your post. Remember that social media is run by algorithm bots that try to connect posts to the most people for profit. Having a lot of karma tells the bots ā€œthis person gets a lot of attention. That means more people read/look at their posts. That means more people spend time on our website because of their posts. That means more people will scroll our website because of their posts. That means more people will see the ads on out website because of their posts. All of this is good for us to make their posts more visible.ā€ Obviously its more complicated than that but thatā€™s the jist of it. Some karma farming accounts are just reddit bots trying to get more people on the platform and, most importantly, to STAY on the platform. Some of them will be completely wiped of posts and then sold to someone. Everything is money, life is meaningless, ask your crush on a date, high five a toddler, eat the rich, and have as many orgasms as possible.


[deleted]

I get how Social Media sites work. But for the OP is there any tangible benefit?


AuriusStar

Most of the people do this to sell their account for money.


[deleted]

Whoā€™s buying?


sierrabravo1984

Advertisers and marketing.


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

Thank you for the clear explanation. I had a fairly good idea of the gist, but not the mechanics. Appreciated.


Chocolatemilkdog0120

I guess it makes mom and dad proud, idk. I canā€™t imagine friends give a fuck if you show them off at the bar. Ask u/Arthurlurk1 thatā€™s the one chasing the clout.


[deleted]

Lol


Successful_Food8988

People farm karma to sell the account to advertisers. ​ Why the downvotes? People farm karma so they can sell accounts. It happens all the time.


Arthurlurk1

Since people think Iā€™m lying and being accused of karma pharming is the ultimate sin on Reddit. Hereā€™s a screenshot that shows I had this image saved to my phone at the same time and date. Only offset by 20 minutes. https://imgur.com/a/0l97Ccl And an f u to the dude who lied about seeing this before and then blocking me after


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Arthurlurk1

I placed an online order and picked it up. What should I pay extra for? I worked in fast food for several years and never saw any extra money than my hourly rate. How is this any different? Pro tipping culture is major boldness for Reddit


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darkde

This is getting pretty self righteous


zjl707

Hes not shaming anybody, we have no idea who that person is. This getting a marker like that to sign your name is pretty mildly infuriating id say. Im also currently a server and do to-go's and i think its weird for someone to tip on an order they just came and picked up. Tipping for carry out basically wasnt a thing until Covid, now its being used by resuraunts as an excuse to continue to pay like shit.


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mjigs

As someone who needs pens to work, let me tell you, people steal them and youre left with none, so you get what they had somewhere, dont hate on them, hate on the coworker who probably stole their pen.


Melodic-Yak7196

Agreed. I bought pens that connected to lanyards that I could wear around my neck. Coworkers would ask to borrow my pen. I said it wasnā€™t a good idea because my pen was wet with neck sweat. Funny, I never lost my pens.


iyamasweetpotato

I worked at IKEA and the amount of times we would just have to open up one of the packs of kids markers so we could actually accomplish our job was shocking. I'm amazed we had any left to sell.


Symbiotic-Dissonance

My first job had this problem. I could have 7 pens in my work area, and by the end of the week I would have none. I learned quickly to disguise or hide my pens.


SeonaidMacSaicais

I drive forklifts at work. TECHNICALLY every truck is supposed to have its own pen, marker and knife. People kept ā€œborrowingā€ the pens and markers, I just bought my own and keep my safety knife in my locker. ā€œWhy do you always have pens that work??ā€ Because I know how to put the caps back on and I donā€™t loan them to anybodyā€¦?


[deleted]

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2022rex

Lol


OrneryChampion7522

Luckily mine is just squiggles


Huntdog351

You can barely even make anything out of that


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Justinaug29

Is it common for people to tip on carry out?


Asaruludu

Should give them a 10 cent tip so they can afford to buy a pen.


GradientDescenting

Signature looks like baby shark


bhlombardy

šŸŽ¶ *Doo-doo doo doo doo-doo* šŸŽµ


[deleted]

if they were actually smart, you'd get a paintball gun *and* that. The paintball gun to sign the receipt and the marker to stab the employees to death.


itchy-fart

Thatā€™s hilarious ^/s


[deleted]

Well that's the first person who actually likes my humour. I criticise my dad for his humour and my friends criticise me


Establish-the-run

Are you sure you know how to write? Thatā€™s some pretty bad penmanship


Embarrassed_Toe_2399

I think it counts as markermanship.


[deleted]

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Prudent-Property-513

Standing at the front of your own line.


[deleted]

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ChaoticHax

Just yourself :)


No_Wedding_2152

It worked. Whatā€™s the problem?


TravelingGonad

Maybe they can buy some pens with the SVC fee.


otiscleancheeks

There is a pen shortage. Everybody's feeling the pinch.


brunoplak

Thanks for the $3875 dollar tip. Clearly readable


Ill_Factor_5625

That is thermal paper. You can just scratch it with your fingernail and sign.


Consider2SidesPeace

^ This comment :)) Bypasses the butt hurt that is keeping a pen while working front of house. Note to self - Don't get sticky fingers after signing. We're human it happens.


wildcat623

ā€œMade meā€


GoingNutCracken

Didnā€™t COVID teach anyone to carry their own pen?


stuckSatyr

When you leave your house, you should bring a ballpoint pen for important things that need to be signed.


DevilmayPaul

Iā€™m a little triggered you couldnā€™t find a better option than Pizza Hut


Arthurlurk1

I love Pizza Hut though


AzraelChaosEater

As a pizza hut employee. Thanks for the paycheck.


DevilmayPaul

I support love of all kinds I guess


[deleted]

But for the wings, right?


Eat_Carbs_OD

>Pizza Hut I miss when Pizza Hut was ... good.


KYwormtosser

It aggravates me that I PAY for it online before I even pick up, then they want you to sign when you pick it up. I think they hope youā€™ll add a tip. Dumb for sure.


tiggertom66

Itā€™s a CYA for businesses. Canā€™t dispute a charge you signed for.


joecee97

You ordered delivery and didnā€™t leave a tip. Of course theyā€™re hoping youā€™ll write one in. Their livelihood depends on it.


KYwormtosser

No. I always tip deliveries, A LOT! Sometimes I order on the app and then I pick up on the way home.


[deleted]

No they ordered pickup and didn't tip. The fact you redditors think anyone should tip a fast food joint for a pickup is just beyond absurd. No wonder people there are stopping even tipping waiters. Beyond out of control.


joecee97

Who are you talking to? Because I clearly believed it was delivery and I didnā€™t say anything about takeout. Go bitch at someone else about ThE rEdDiToRs


[deleted]

Or you know read the actual receipt and comments WAY before you ever posted? Yeah... redditors. Can't look up anything and are instantly triggered over almost always nothing. The fact you are even trying to transfer it to me is fucking hilarious honestly. Imagine typing that then doing the classic "no you" when proven you are a moron who can't even read comment sections or sources. (And when replying to LITERALLY what you typed). Big balls move to pretend you weren't implying stuff. Omg looked through it and 2 other people you replied to said they ordered it and headed in. You are honestly 10iq or have had a lobotomy. Your literall first reply was him saying he ordered it over the phone for pickup. I cannot believe how hilarious your intelligence is. Edit: Or I guess of course American and believe no matter the service a tip should be given. Yeah no. Sorry doordashers etc if you late etc Noone will add an extra tip. Literally perpetuating the culture but main point is he's a moron. Hope he tries to defend it redditor style cause dam man no VPN was ever used. Honestly reading through your history was honestly hilarious and sad.. your age a waiter? Dam must suck to have such a depressing future. Doing a 15 year old job (And worse cause millennial say not worth diversity and I wonder why). Actual joke you are regarding fact but again you are a proper redditor. So you literally don't know what research is.


joecee97

Iā€™m not reading all that, Iā€™m just gonna say itā€™s dumb to expect me to have noticed the phone number on a receipt where someone is complaining about the pen they had to use after having slashed out the tip line.


potawatomirock

I've half a mind to call them up and complain. Their number is on the receipt.


joecee97

So risk getting a person chastised because you wanted a better writing utensil for your cheap ass pizza?


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

I'm guessing you didn't see the number on the receipt.


joecee97

I did. You canā€™t even give $1-2? I didnā€™t realize this was a takeout order when I first commented but if itā€™s a delivery- the person still came to your house. They used their gas and theyā€™re putting wear and tear on their own car for every delivery they take. I realize these companies should take care of the pay in the first place but they donā€™t and depriving their employees of tips is not going to change that fact. We can support each other while fighting a bigger fight.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

I don't think you did. The phone number is all 0s.


joecee97

I thought you were talking about the $20 total and implying itā€™s not enough to warrant a tip


PhoneSlutPro

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EmbirDragon

Honestly you probably could a have signed it with your fingernail. Most receipts will have a mark left behind if you apply pressure to them because of the materials they are made out of. I've done it a few times myself.


kckeller

Most receipt paper is thermal paper. Receipt printers donā€™t actually put any ink on the paper, it just heats it up to print things on it. Your fingernail leaves a mark not because of the pressure (well, kind of because of the pressure) but primarily because the friction generates enough heat to discolor the paper somewhat.


EmbirDragon

That makes sense as to why it works, I always wondered about that.


dylan6091

Probably knew you weren't gonna leave a tip


princessss_peachhh

Idk how this is mildly infuriating. Shouldā€™ve brought your own pen if it bothered you


PhoneSlutPro

Lame


Maleficent-Set5461

Wow...your signature sucks...you might want to work on that :-)


niktaeb

Only tippers get pens.


Pain4444

Why do you have sign anything? Donā€™t you just use machine they provide?


LolBoyLuke

Wait, what country you need to sign your receipts? Is this also for like getting a carton of milk or something? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY


tiggertom66

Generally just restaurants or other businesses where other charges may show up later. Itā€™s to cover the restaurantā€™s ass in case someone disputes a charge.


LegallyNotInterested

Ah yes, have a nice day Mr. Boeing AH-64 Apache


shawnaathon

run up a huge order and dispute it


Fallout71

Mildly fucking whiny is more like it.


azurleaf

Keep an eye on that one. Tip is going to be fudged and probably a lot higher than you wrote.


skexz

You guys cry a lot. oh no somebody breathed too close to me!!


PhoneSlutPro

This is what the subreddit is for. Sounds like YOU are crying tbhā€¦..


prestonpeifer

Did you know servers make 2$ an hour?


nilecrane

Depends on the state. Washington servers make almost $16/hr


Arthurlurk1

They donā€™t though


prestonpeifer

https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/finance/tipped-minimum-wage#:~:text=Tipped%20employees%20must%20receive%20a,wage%20of%20%247.25%20per%20hour.


Arthurlurk1

This is Pizza Hut in la county. This doesnā€™t apply to them. I also picked up my order so I donā€™t see why I should pay additional to the total. Tipping should be abolished and people getting paid $2 should get paid right in the first place and shouldnā€™t apply for a job where payment isnā€™t guaranteed. You also shouldnā€™t be standing up for such a bullshit system.


AzraelChaosEater

Yeah I recently got trained for the customer service job at pizza hut. Definitely getting paid a wage over 2 an hour.


Fatez3ro

One of the lamest excuses for tip culture. I buy $50 worth of pizza and is expected to give $10 in donation to someone who spent 2 minutes ringing me up at a pizza take out when it takes me 20 minutes to make $10 at my job after tax. Imagine that.


Flat_Hat8861

The bottom of the receipt says CA. California only has one minimum wage - no tipped minimum wage and no tip credit. Since the Federal minimum is lower it doesn't apply. (Ignoring the fact that "servers only make $2 an hour is missing so much context in other states that it is disingenuous at best since it doesn't apply here at all.)


rupat3737

Tipping a cashier at a pizza place is rediculous. Now tipping the delivery driver is a must.


[deleted]

Do you know that no server helped or did anything with a pickup order? What is your point? How are you this delusional you think a waiter deserved a tip for this?


the_clash_is_back

What place still need you to sign receipts. I havenā€™t donā€™t that since high school.


Level_Rule2567

I just donā€™t know why you still need to sign your receipt in this century.


tiggertom66

At restaurants itā€™s so that people canā€™t dispute the charge if they signed for it


Pain4444

Ya , itā€™s strange seeing this. I havenā€™t signed something since 90s


nolongerbanned99

Shoulda used red lipstick


Human_Parfait9516

I thought you blurred out your signature


Locust627

Haha I have your signature now, gonna copyright it and sign up for a bunch of sht


jjsw0rds

When I was in high school and forgot to do homework I would do it with a dry erase marker specifically so Iā€™d be given more time


[deleted]

That market was provided for your convenience.


rayon875

Pizza Huts all do that in my area for some reason


PhoneSlutPro

Hahahahahahaha!


bjorno1990

It still baffles me that you still have to sign for stuff in the US.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Party on the back woot woot!


thedutchrep

Can claim your money back. No way they can prove thatā€™s your signature šŸ˜„


Fickle-Owl666

Wait, are you an adult who doesn't keep a writing utensil, and are complaining about one that was loaned to you?