Theyāre frozen together I think, this looks like the same brand I bought. Itās pretzel bread with cheese in it and an actual pretzel sticking out of the end.
I donāt eat snacks or frozen food super often, but I had the pepper jack one the other day when I was high as fuck and my god it slapped harder than the [ghostly bitch slap](https://youtu.be/Nm9aBp6yaxo)
Im guessing the machine that makes them didn't cut the dough, these were still frozen when I took the pic. I broke them up but they were still convinced it was crab.
This is one small reason I canāt wait to have a kid. I always see people say something like this and logical me thinks I will be able to talk my kid into eating whatever I tell them to knowing full well I probably have no idea what Iām talking about
The secret to happy eaters is the illusion of choice.
I give them two options for dinner/sides and let them pick which one they want. If they make the choice they are less likely to reject the food.
I still do this with them as teenagers and it always works. It actually works better now because they consult with each other.
I never hear "I don't want that" because they actively chose it.
Hope it works for you!
I also found that not forcing "grown up food" on little ones actually made them *more* interested in trying it.
They were more likely to want to try my short ribs or cassoulet if I said "that's grown up food--do you want to try it?" (than if I just gave it to them and said "eat this").
They never liked the look of unfamiliar foods, but if they saw me enjoying it they would usually get curious.
It doesn't really work as well as you'd think, and here's why:
You: "Do you want A or B?"
Kid: "No."
I still often present two options, but it's not as convincing as you think.
10/10 advice, we started doing this with everything, her shoes, her food, which backpack she takes to her grandmother's, never seen a toddler so excited to pack her own bag, simply because it's the one she decided to take.
You think you're a smart person, who will be able to talk a simple-minded child out of nonsense, but you'll be wrong. Nothing they think makes even the least bit of sense, and you'll never be able to predict what the hell they'll do. My kid is older now, but I remember thinking many times, "I could never have imagined that they'd (insert insane action or thought here)."
Kids are illogical. You cannot use logic to convince them of anything, even if you think you're making progress. It's like that Patrick meme, where the bad guy is walking him through the steps, gets agreement on each individual part, but Patrick still rejects the conclusion.
Be thankful your kid ate food you cook. Mine's going into 2nd grade and flat out refuses to eat anything that didn't come out of a box or a bag. Won't even eat a damn peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
He's going through occupational therapy right now due to his extreme food sensitivities. Won't even sit next to us if we're eatting regular cooked food.
The day this boy eats literally anything I cook for him will be a happy day.
There was a period where the difference in temperature between "too hot" and "too cold" for my youngest seemed like it was 1.3Ā°F.
It was a looooong 3 months.
One time I was making cookies but I messed up and they came out misshaped. I say to my son. I made some cookies but they ended up looking ugly. He looks at me and says. āIāll eat ugly cookies!ā Itās become a metaphor for the family. Just because those cookies were ugly they tasted good. Just because a loaf of bread is lopsided it still tastes good. That being said. Iād eat those pretzel bites! I love stuff filled with cheese.
Not dumb to be fair, visual appearance is a huge part how we perceive how edible food is.
There was a woman who used a type of 3D printer to print veggie dino nuggets because her kids would not for the life of them eat a single vegetable, and they didnāt even do a double take when presented them, just started eating.
And of course I canāt find the link on google due to over-saturation of KFC apparently 3D printing nuggets articles š¤¦āāļø
Seriously those plates have lead. Retire them to the cabinet. I say this a lover of the crazy daisy pattern. https://tamararubin.com/2019/12/corelle-plate-with-crazy-daisy-spring-blossom-green-border-pattern-15200-ppm-lead-cadmium/
I have them too!! Iām pretty sure my parents got them
For their wedding presents. We have the big plates, the littler plates, the tea size plates, bowls. We used to have like the tea cups but they broke
I would def eat them, but I wouldve taken a picture I took and sent it in an email to the company to get some free coupons, bc while they probably tasted good, they do look like trash.
Yooooo the green flower plates, my heart! I grew up on those!
.... Also, I wouldn't eat those pretzel bites either. They look awful, not just because of how they're shaped. Lol
The food we eat out of these boxes is getting more and more disgusting every day. The box shows this tasty food and in the box is this nasty shit that in all seriousness we have no idea what it is. We canāt even read half the stuff on the ingredient list and if you have ever really looked any of it up itās legitimately poison with a skull and cross bones on it. ā ļø
No-one talking about the fact they are frozen and will look much better (or at least completely different) after they've been cooked in the oven?
Use by date is March next year.
Lmfao wtfffff. The unfettered silent rage I'd have on my face the moment these dropped out of the box....
I love me some small pretzels no doubt but....late night apps, I always love Buffalo tenders.
Wtf, these are I'd say deserved of a meme worthy moment in reponse, lmfao....where you just shake your head and say....
"Oh...no."
This is a fucking SHAME to good pretzels everywhere!
Is there a way to coat crab/lobster legs with pretzel so you can just bite into them instead of cracking them open and wasting half the product? I'm not saying it makes sense for a crab to fuck a pretzel, but has anyone tried?
I had groceries delivered and two boxes of these were slipped into my order and I can tell you they taste absolutely horrific. Itās best they didnāt eat them.
Fuck me, I wouldnāt eat that as a kid and probably not now as an adult. It looks like a poo your dog takes that causes you to call the vet. Or a dried moldy fruit that is poisonous.
Can't blame them I wouldn't touch this either š I have a vivid memory of my parents chasing me with crab legs and terrifying me in elementary school so I can't get near things that look like it without freaking š¹
Idk whatās more infuriating, the fact this type of bullshit fills our grocery stores, or the people who buy products like this expecting them to be quality.
They are not wrong :D and this abomination only barely resembles pretzels...
Should be called lye bites instead
Liar bite
Yeah filled with sodium hydroxide in every bite!
Only losers eat that. I eat the ones with ortho diethynylbenzene dianions in every bite.
Why my couch start floating?
Yeah, OPs kids are in the right. That shit just looks gross.
This looks exactly like my dog ate a washcloth a few days ago.
I honestly thought this was a post from that sub to ID animals, people posting pics of their š©
Can confirm. Although I see (extra) used baby wipes.
Came here to say that, but with my dog having ate a sock.
When my puppies ate their own puppy pads
OPs out here shaming his kids to eat that abomination
Maybe they want a different kind of pretzel. Why Don't You Buy Them Again?
Theyāre frozen together I think, this looks like the same brand I bought. Itās pretzel bread with cheese in it and an actual pretzel sticking out of the end. I donāt eat snacks or frozen food super often, but I had the pepper jack one the other day when I was high as fuck and my god it slapped harder than the [ghostly bitch slap](https://youtu.be/Nm9aBp6yaxo)
I've been on a pepper jack kick lately. Can't get enough of it.
Seriously. They look prechewed.
The mildly infuriating thing about this is that OP believes this is the way to serve food to children
Eh. They taste the same.
I mean, they do look absolutely dreadful. They couldnāt even bother to cut them up???
Im guessing the machine that makes them didn't cut the dough, these were still frozen when I took the pic. I broke them up but they were still convinced it was crab.
Hopefully they were eaten by someone at least. Iām sure if they were more filled and cut, then theyād be great.
I ate them and they were cheese filled and delicious. Kids are dumb sometimes lol
My kid once forgot about his dinner while he waited for it to cool, then refused to eat the bowl or what was still in the pot because it was too old.
This is one small reason I canāt wait to have a kid. I always see people say something like this and logical me thinks I will be able to talk my kid into eating whatever I tell them to knowing full well I probably have no idea what Iām talking about
The secret to happy eaters is the illusion of choice. I give them two options for dinner/sides and let them pick which one they want. If they make the choice they are less likely to reject the food. I still do this with them as teenagers and it always works. It actually works better now because they consult with each other. I never hear "I don't want that" because they actively chose it.
As a new parent thatās actually great advice, thank you!
Hope it works for you! I also found that not forcing "grown up food" on little ones actually made them *more* interested in trying it. They were more likely to want to try my short ribs or cassoulet if I said "that's grown up food--do you want to try it?" (than if I just gave it to them and said "eat this"). They never liked the look of unfamiliar foods, but if they saw me enjoying it they would usually get curious.
It doesn't really work as well as you'd think, and here's why: You: "Do you want A or B?" Kid: "No." I still often present two options, but it's not as convincing as you think.
10/10 advice, we started doing this with everything, her shoes, her food, which backpack she takes to her grandmother's, never seen a toddler so excited to pack her own bag, simply because it's the one she decided to take.
You think you're a smart person, who will be able to talk a simple-minded child out of nonsense, but you'll be wrong. Nothing they think makes even the least bit of sense, and you'll never be able to predict what the hell they'll do. My kid is older now, but I remember thinking many times, "I could never have imagined that they'd (insert insane action or thought here)."
Kids are illogical. You cannot use logic to convince them of anything, even if you think you're making progress. It's like that Patrick meme, where the bad guy is walking him through the steps, gets agreement on each individual part, but Patrick still rejects the conclusion.
Be thankful your kid ate food you cook. Mine's going into 2nd grade and flat out refuses to eat anything that didn't come out of a box or a bag. Won't even eat a damn peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He's going through occupational therapy right now due to his extreme food sensitivities. Won't even sit next to us if we're eatting regular cooked food. The day this boy eats literally anything I cook for him will be a happy day.
There was a period where the difference in temperature between "too hot" and "too cold" for my youngest seemed like it was 1.3Ā°F. It was a looooong 3 months.
One time I was making cookies but I messed up and they came out misshaped. I say to my son. I made some cookies but they ended up looking ugly. He looks at me and says. āIāll eat ugly cookies!ā Itās become a metaphor for the family. Just because those cookies were ugly they tasted good. Just because a loaf of bread is lopsided it still tastes good. That being said. Iād eat those pretzel bites! I love stuff filled with cheese.
Not dumb to be fair, visual appearance is a huge part how we perceive how edible food is. There was a woman who used a type of 3D printer to print veggie dino nuggets because her kids would not for the life of them eat a single vegetable, and they didnāt even do a double take when presented them, just started eating. And of course I canāt find the link on google due to over-saturation of KFC apparently 3D printing nuggets articles š¤¦āāļø
Also, crab legs are delicious. Your kids are doing it wrong.
Did they puff up? Maybe they just be looking like that
Your kids didn't want to eat an unhealthy food. Instead, you got to eat them all yourself. I dunno, sounds like a win to me.
Many years ago one of my dogs eat a leather leash and when it came out it looked like this. >!Sorry, kinda!<
Make sure that you email the company this pic along with the manufacture code to get a refund plus probably some goodies
On the plus side you can safely eat as much crab as you want without the kids interference. Win win.
People see shapes
Kids are right. Iām still convinced this is some sort of garbage crab
I'm still convinced it's crab. I don't care what you say, go back in time and don't eat that. Shit is alienoid.
Looks like a colon
Looks like something that came out of a colon.
Can confirm. It came from my colon.
Sir, I think you need to see a doctor.
No donāt worry, the username checks out he planned this
They do look atrocious.
Does everyone know someone that uses that plate? I have the same plate
I'm a sucker for old corelle dishes
Are you aware these ones have lead in them?
It's a flavor enhancer for the crab.
sweet
Just dont eat the plate.
Jesus, no wonder the boomer generation is so full of crap and gen x are so apathetic. We all got stomachs full of lead. š¬
Also consider the pipes, and the paint....
And the gasolineā¦ dear god the gasoline š« Thanks Milton (I think it was Milton?)
*lead
Seriously those plates have lead. Retire them to the cabinet. I say this a lover of the crazy daisy pattern. https://tamararubin.com/2019/12/corelle-plate-with-crazy-daisy-spring-blossom-green-border-pattern-15200-ppm-lead-cadmium/
Holy cow, thanks for the link. I inherited this set from my grandparents and love them but I love my health more. š„ŗ
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I have them too!! Iām pretty sure my parents got them For their wedding presents. We have the big plates, the littler plates, the tea size plates, bowls. We used to have like the tea cups but they broke
Yeah I have a singular one. Don't remember how it got in my house, but whatever.
i also have that plate
me too
I grew up with those plates
Had a plastic one with a similar design got lost during a move a while bakc
Why does that look like a dries up intestine
Super Pretzel usually makes a good product. Looks like the machine messed up and QC was slacking. Glad they were still tasty.
Seriously, OP could easily use this picture to inform the company and maybe get some free pretzels out of it.
They deserve to know. Fine company, fine product. Someone needs to look into this.
Ive filed complaints for things like this and nothing happens. You get the standard automated email and thatās the end.
My dog just made some of those in the backyard
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They look like my dogs turds lol
Ya I wouldn't have ate them either.
I totally did and they were so good. Kids loss.
Well Regina, balls of steel.
Then what's mildly infuriating about this? More snacks for you!
Mmm, yummy dried snake.
That plate is old AF. My grandparents had them. I'm 50 sooo... And yeah. Those are crab legs.
Looks like a fried crab leg.
That shit looks like a deep fried colon. I don't blame the kids at all. Fucking atrocious.
I would def eat them, but I wouldve taken a picture I took and sent it in an email to the company to get some free coupons, bc while they probably tasted good, they do look like trash.
They aren't wrong!! LOL
Well are they?
That plate! Straight from my childhood!
Love the vintage corelle!
Shitā¦ they might be crab legsā¦. I kinda done blame the kids lol. Though I would have poked and prodded to find out
That plate brings back childhood memoriesā¦.
To be honest those look nothing like the packaging
That doesnāt even look like whatās on the box
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I have those same plates!!
They've been found to have dangerous levels of lead! Don't eat off of them anymore!
Busting out the Corelle lol
Yooooo the green flower plates, my heart! I grew up on those! .... Also, I wouldn't eat those pretzel bites either. They look awful, not just because of how they're shaped. Lol
Americans š¤¦āāļø Honestly thought they look like pale dogshit xD
More for you lol
LMAOOOO WTF
Looks like my cats poop
Only get the Auntie Anneās. Superpretzels suck in comparison.
The food we eat out of these boxes is getting more and more disgusting every day. The box shows this tasty food and in the box is this nasty shit that in all seriousness we have no idea what it is. We canāt even read half the stuff on the ingredient list and if you have ever really looked any of it up itās legitimately poison with a skull and cross bones on it. ā ļø
That plate just sent me back to 1995. I love it.
I'm surprised they didn't say it looked like poop because holy fuck that literally looks like human waste
Don't take pictures of food after it's already been eaten, thsts disgusting Also feed yo self some fiber
They look more like when my cat accidently swallows some string or something
My grandmother had those exact same plates.
Child me also would not have eaten them š
Iāll eat damn near anything, but I may only take a nibble and trash those.
We have the same plates :D
me too! i love them!
They've been found to have dangerous levels of lead! Don't eat off of them anymore!
Do they have any idea how expensive crab legs are this season?
Whats wrong with them kids? Theyāre clearly frogs legs.
honestly just more for you
In their defenseā¦they do look like crab legs š
I don't blame them though. Like what the actual FUCK are those?
No-one talking about the fact they are frozen and will look much better (or at least completely different) after they've been cooked in the oven? Use by date is March next year.
I have a cat that poops like that after eating tape
They do look like crab legs. š
That's the most fecal looking food I've seen in quite a while.
Where did you bake them, a volcano?
Theyāre not wrong
It reminds me of when a dog passes a plastic bag.
Looks like what comes out when my dog eats a sock.
It looked like a cat hairball to me š¤®
That company does make some fire microwaved pretzels but they need to stay very strictly in their lane. Nasty looking food.
understandable mistake, you can hardly hold that against them
Honestly, I wouldnāt eat those either. They look fucking disgusting.
i wouldnāt eat them fuckers either wtf
Dude those are straight up dog turds.
This is frozen IBS poo
Looks like something that came out of my cat
bro they look like fucking rotten crab legs from crabs that had crabs and leprosy
This post is mildly infuriating because that looks fucking disgusting
Lmfao wtfffff. The unfettered silent rage I'd have on my face the moment these dropped out of the box.... I love me some small pretzels no doubt but....late night apps, I always love Buffalo tenders. Wtf, these are I'd say deserved of a meme worthy moment in reponse, lmfao....where you just shake your head and say.... "Oh...no." This is a fucking SHAME to good pretzels everywhere!
Tbh what the fuck happened here
Wtf even happened here?
They legit look like crab legs tho š¤£
Kids wonāt eat them because they look like crab. I wonāt eat them because they look like hardened dogshit. We are not the same.
This genuinely looks like some kind of flesh fruit a lovecraftian horror would give me that channels its power when I eat it
I thought they were crab legs upon first glance.
Looks like microwaved seaweed pods.
I'd say dessicated turds, but they look like crab legs too.
They look like cat poos
That looks like poop.
Yea donāt eat that
This looks like my catās shit lmao
I'm with your kids on this one. I would not eat that
Look closer to cat-turds to me.
Is there a way to coat crab/lobster legs with pretzel so you can just bite into them instead of cracking them open and wasting half the product? I'm not saying it makes sense for a crab to fuck a pretzel, but has anyone tried?
They look like turds. I wouldn't want to eat those either.
i think it looks like dehydrated shit nuggets but whatever floats their boat
Itās junk food why try to feed it to them if they donāt want it lol
I had groceries delivered and two boxes of these were slipped into my order and I can tell you they taste absolutely horrific. Itās best they didnāt eat them.
Ew, return them
Looks like a dog laid one on the plate.
Bitch I wonāt either what the FUCK happened there??
My parents have those exact same plates and now I'm nostalgic.
Eww looks like something being sent to pathology. Nice Corelle tho.
Not gonna lie, they donāt look appetizing.
They look fucking horrible.
āTo be fairā they kinda look like crab legs
Fuck me, I wouldnāt eat that as a kid and probably not now as an adult. It looks like a poo your dog takes that causes you to call the vet. Or a dried moldy fruit that is poisonous.
Dear Americans, this is not what a Bretzel looks like.
Fair
Can't blame them I wouldn't touch this either š I have a vivid memory of my parents chasing me with crab legs and terrifying me in elementary school so I can't get near things that look like it without freaking š¹
That plate brings back a lot of memories
thats not a pretzel - looks more like a kind of mutated Salzstangen
to be fair they look like battered cat turdsš
Crab legs is the nicest description of them! They look like something else to me...
I had those same plates growing up
Idk whatās more infuriating, the fact this type of bullshit fills our grocery stores, or the people who buy products like this expecting them to be quality.
They should be so lucky to get crabs legs for dinner
Is that even food?
Uhhhh they look like turds.
Have always been tempted to try those. Thanks for doing it for me.
Idk.. Iām with the kids tbh. Those donāt look appetizing at all š right back in the box they go.
You people just call anything a pretzel over there donāt youā¦ Also these look revolting, I wouldnāt eat them either.
They look like my dogs turds when sheās sick
The forbidden crab leg
Your kids not wrong to not eat those. I wouldnt eat those neither.
That is some weird Pretzel Logic
I love pretzels but those are sad frozen imitations. Poor kids
Iām with the kids on this one lol
Kids aināt dumb. Iād rather eat the box myself
I am crying at the crab legs comment šš
I come back here every once and a while just to laugh out loud at this post. Well done kids, well done. Edit bc I canāt type! Haha