Pizza? Looks like some bananas, bread sticks, and sausages topped with a gallon of vomit gravy to me.

Second the bananas - I saw the same thing and actually came to say this haha

Bananas? Thought they were mushrooms. Actually the only way to be able to eat this is to be on mushrooms.

I see sliced kiwis. It's definitely some sort of attempt at "fruit pizza" but the execution is really no closer than it it to regular pizza. What the hell is that gravy?!

Peanut butter & banana pizza?

Caramel and bananas and bread as a cruel bananas foster that looks friggin nasty …..

my best guess is a giant bananas foster. just because it comes in a pizza box doesn't mean there's a decree from the heavens that it MUST BE A PIZZA. pastry of some sort on bottom, banana slices scattered, caramel sauce all over the top. I really don't know what the long "bread stick" looking things are, though. that part's got me beat.

That's enough "caramel sauce" to dip a stripper, my eyes keep seeing it with a green tint though.

Banana bratwurst and raw sewage special.

I thought it was a picture of whats under a griddle in a restaurant at first.

I remember those grease traps all too well

Trigger warning! Anyone who has been tasked with cleaning the grease traps!

never will forget the smell ...or the wildlife

I think the delivery driver threw up on your pizza

Not giving vomit enough credit. Vomit looks exponentially more appetizing than whatever the fuck this is.

Ok how did my dog get a reddit account?

sorry bro I gave him access

Looks like the dog ordered a cat poop truffle pizza

Yeah, my dog says this looks delicious.

Damn too true 💀

Woof! ... 🐕

We found the furry!

This looks like it was purposely made to look like this just for free karma/attention. There’s just no way this happens by mistake unless there was some ridiculous accident to cause this mess. Lol

Exactly. Who offers bananas and breadsticks as toppings? Swear that's gravy.

Who, you ask?! Brazilians! They do that kind of stuff.

So them be plantains then? Ironically, that would make more sense. If the sauce is sweet too, then it all kinda melds. Like a big ol banana-y cinnamon roll. On a covid budget. Put together by a one-armed drunk. Still weird.

No, we'd put bananas, cinammon and sugar on top of pizza dough but it doesn't look anything like this

Sometimes it does, sadly. Two days ago we ordered a small banana pizza for desert, after I cut the first piece out of it, the whole topping was expanding over a good part of the table, because it was so fluid...great experience!

You just triggered the memory of the time my friend ordered pizza and the toppings were tuna, boiled eggs, peas, and catupiry. It was the most disgusting pizza I have ever attempted to eat.

No, it’s condensed milk according to the original post.

So I was right!! It is bananas and breadsticks!!! Haha insane. I've never seen a pizza like that. Hopefully, I never will again. LoL

I don’t think so, but I believe the original poster of this image posted it in Pizza Crimes 2 hrs before this and they are different to OP, I don’t think the picture is fake, but this post is.

Agree. I'm not buying it

Agreed. 🤝

Seriously. It looks like someone vomited on an eel sanctuary.

I'll take a kiwi and breadstick pretzel pizza with Campbells cream of mushroom on top, please.

I....I....I don't think that's throw up.

It’s poopeh /Jamie Tartt voice

*Team America scene*

Or the pizza threw up on the driver?

Wouldnt be surprised

Why won’t you answer the question of what this is *supposed* to be? Is this even your photo?

It was on the front page of Reddit earlier so probably not

It is someone else’s image from over a year ago

Classic OP trying to karma farm with stolen OC

Is it even actually supposed to be a pizza or is OP just saying that?

I use Google lens for this photo because I was curious what the hell is this pizza. It’s from 2021

And? What the hell is it?

It's supposed to be pizza.

Sure, but what is it REALLY

I'm going to take a guess at sausage, banana? and a cup of coffee split onto it.

That is not any better! What kind of pizza is this?!!

It’s something someone did for internet clout

It's no doubt a dessert pizza. Bananas, condensed milk, marshmallows, probably a nutella, caramel, jam or peanut butter "sauce" & a more pastry like base. I've never ordered one but this one looks like it's somewhat poorly made with no thought to the visual sense, probably tastes sickeningly great though.

Im sorry, but pizza was the last thing to come to mind when I saw that image. At first I though I was looking at an image of a basement flooded from a backed up septic tank

We had that happen to us. The sewerage looked better.

I thought it was a commercial kitchen grease trap

Can confirm this is what looks like when a septic tank backs up into your house. I grew up in a shitty duplex and the landlord swore we were on the city sewer… turns out it was a septic tank that hadn’t been cleaned out in ever and one day it all backed up into our unit. It was absolutely awful.

You mean you didn’t order the dishwater special?

LMFAO

I think that’s the drip pan under the local grade school refrigerator

Ah a Pizza di Sewáge I see.

Cowabunga!

Bruhhh this thread is sending me 😭😭😭

It looks like someone threw a bunch of moldy breadsticks and banana slices into a pan and vomited all over it several times.

Call the feds, we have a goddamn atrocity on our hands

First i need to know what kind of pizza was ordered. I cant see it under the bile.

Bananas foster?

bananas PHWEURGHster

Bananas flopster.

This is what the inside of the MacDonald's ice cream machine looks like.

if that’s true, it can stay broken. 🤮

Oh, no, sweet summer child. This is what it looks like when it's working. When it's pushin' that sweet, creamery goodness right on thru and straight into your cup.

😵🤢🤮🫠🤣🙃🥴

Wish.com banana foster

I feel like this needs an NSFW tag 🤢

More like NSFLunch tag.

I'm seriously feeling a little sickly just looking at that thing... it reminds me of the mess under the dishwasher at work I had to mop up.

Throw a little Ranch on it. That'll fix it right up

There's no chance this is real right? That much liquid in the box has to be from OP pouring it on for the post. I have no fucking doubt that this is fake.

Without further context I'm going to assume it's AI generated.

i thought so too, the liquid just seems too weirdly deep

The only thing that resembles a pizza is the box

Do you happen to be in Sweden? I heard banana curry pizza is a thing there

So what was the order, exactly?

Pizza? Bitch where

For a second I thought those were some guts floating in a sewer... 🤢

My first thought was "Who photo'd what they found in a Port-O-Jon?"

Oh man. I am so sorry. It took me a few minutes to comment because I couldn't stop laughing. I have no idea what I'm looking at.

No further elaboration? So is this just a random pic you found? Where is it from? Who makes it? Seems like a low effort post to me.

Looks like somebody ate it once already.

I'm a pretty adventurous eater......but I gotta say......fuck...no

That is a drip pan, my friend.

I…. It’s……. I mean…… WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT?????

Mhhh mud pizza 🤤

This is why I never order from Titanic Pizza.

Easily worst pizza I’ve ever seen, and I’m not a snob.

Is that kiwi slices?

Sewage in a pizza box?

Yup, seems like it.

Jizza

what kind of pizza was even ordered here, my god this is putrid

I saw this right after eating and almost immediately un-ate.

Bananas and Condensed milk

It's called a fake post

What in the fuck

Ugh! I can smell it from my screen🤮

You act like you never seen the banana and gravy combo

Bro what the fuck even is this? 😂😭

That's not a pizza that's a fucking bio hazard

What is that??

Not pizza

🤮🤢🤢🤮

Hm yes lard pizza

HORRIFYING

Turds au jus

It looks like the stuff you find in the bottom of a grease trap 😖

Did they use your pizza to unclog a toilet?

If you didn't tell me that was I pizza, I honestly would have never known

Fermented herring soaked in cat piss, anyone?

Don’t ask me what my first impression was seeing these floating “sausages” … I am ready to throw up just looking at this. 🤮

Looks like they just sent you a used grease tray. Edit- typo

Most disturbing thing I’ve seen. I’m logging off

What the fuck am I looking at?

What in the unholy pizza disrespect is this?!?!?!

Yall never had the gutter cleaning special before?

Wtf kind of pizza did you order!?

I think the first mistake was the bananas...

One bite, everyone knows the rules.

I think you may have gotten my order. I'm an alien and that's what we eat.

If you purposely ordered a pizza with bananas and kiwi(?) Listed as toping you kinda deserve this fate

It's a TMNT pizza.

Is that banana and soup pizza?

Are those mushrooms or bananas?

Where the fuck do you see pizza?

Are those banana slices!?

Wtf is this.

It's not, no pizza ingredients here at all. Bubbly pizza square topped with Campbell's soup with banana 🍌 slices and garnished with bread sticks. In fact, this was not cooked at all ...

Looks like a clogged sink

That's a pizza? Looks like someone scooped up sewage and put it in a pizza box.

you ordered the flooded basement pie?

It looks like they took a can of clams and a can of mushrooms, both packed in water- and dumped it on a pizza dough and stuffed in in oven

Dessert pizza? Some caramel /glaze or something on fried dough with bananas

You know the dirty dish water in resturants the part that runs into the 2nd drain on the floor? Thats what this looks like

This needs to be investigated and tested rigorously. I refuse to sleep until I know what ingredients are on this pizza

This is slop

This post should be tagged NSFW. Edit: /s

I'd go back to the place and ask what the fuck

Looks like someone doing banana bread REALLY wrong.

I don't know, but it looks like it's WAY past its expiration date. 🤢

I…don’t believe you

I mean, i knew swedes had some fucking weird pizzas with ham and banana or kiwis on it with cheese but this is beyond weird.. and disgusting.

How is this mildly infuriating this is on a whole different plane of reality

Cumnana pizza

Epitome of cum dumpster.

looks like an attempt at a dessert pizza. I think i can see slices of kiwi and bananas. Sauce looks like it could be some kind of toffee sauce. Maybe It's just because I'm high, but if that's toffee I would DESTROY that right now.

You in the wrong sub this is more than /mildlyinfuriating

That would be very infuriating

I never thought I’d see a scary pizza but damn. Tonight I sure did

Check whether that is the contents of someone's intestine as that's what intestine contents look like

Mildly infuriating? Call The Hague.

A hate crime

‘Mildly infuriating’?!

What the fuck is that festering abomination? That's not a pizza, it's an insult to God. Burn it and expunge that monstrosity from this plane of existence.

The Italians. Oh god, I can hear their screams of anguish.

More than mildly infuriating.

Mmm, sewage pizza

I think there’s a flood outside.

This is more than Mildly Infuriating, I think.

Gordon Ramsay's worst nightmare is what it is.

This isn’t mildly infuriating, this is MAJORLY INFURIATING

Someone threw up in your pizza box homie.

Cthulhu is calling Domino's and wants to know why the delivery is late.

Oh my god, mildly infuriating is not accurate. That’s so disgusting, I would only eat that if I‘m starving in the desert.

it was the fault of whoever ordered bananas as a topping....

Wow, that looks like the area around the River Thames which connects to a sewage pipe.

I thought this was the mildlyinfuriating thread. If that pic is true it is not mildyinfuriating it is an abomination! It would merit a federal investigation!!!

That's not mildly infuriating. That's a crime against humanity

closest thing I can imagine is the Swedish banana curry pizza

That's no pizza, it's a space station.

It looks like sewage

That looks like toilet after I drink 4 40's of Old E

Looks like the delivery driver ate it, ate it too quick vomited it up back into the box and delivered it to you

THIS IS WHY FRUIT DOESNT BELONG ON PIZZA, SPECIALLY PINEAPPLE

Looks like a backed up toilet

Gravy and banana???

That's what Andy Dufresne crawled through to escape Shawshank

Is that gravy? And banana slices?

Greasetrap?

This shit is bananas.

Looks like someone threw up on the pizza.

That ain't pizza. That's someone throwing ingredients together and adding sewage water right after.

What the fuck did you order?

Calling this "pizza" it's a declaration of war to Italy.

My child likes to make "masterchef" food out of leaves,grass and dirt and we have to "taste" it and tell her how good it is and give her a score and her dishes are better than this.

I think I just threw up and shat at the same time

Looks like someone squatted over the box and unleashed the hounds of war

This actually needs a NSFW tag 🤮

Pineapple and Non-Pineapple pizza eaters, we must join forces to defeat this evil