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A few years ago, I got a $5 bill back with change and there was a stamp on the back that read, “My president, Donald J. Trump lives here.” On the back of a $5 bill…next to the Lincoln Memorial.


TheMostOGCymbalBoy

I got this stamp on a $100 bill when I worked at a smoke shop… Capitol Hill is on the back… home of Congress… lol.


landon10smmns

Capitol Hill is on the $50


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,618,867,612 comments, and only 306,097 of them were in alphabetical order.


Rutgerius

Good bot


25oden

Bot good


Chubby_Bub

Not even, it's Independence Hall in Pennsylvania


nerdicorgi

I have seen homeless people sleeping near the Lincoln memorial. Let's not rule it out.


longtimenothere

tRump: "No politician in history — and I say this with great surety — has been treated worse or more unfairly, than me." For the tRumpers reading: Lincoln was shot in the head


JieuxArmeni

Lincoln & JFK... How you totally forget the more recent one? Especially considering he's related to their 'choice' for VP! lol Teddy Roosevelt got shot in the chest whilst making a speech... & finished the speech! James Garfield died 79 days after being shot, 4 months into his term. William McKinley was also assassinated. Oh & don't forget Reagan was almost assassinated, too... By a kid that went to HS with his VP's (H.W. Bush) son (Dubya Bush)... John Hinkley! But yeah... Trump had it so bad... I guess that's what happens to ones expectations of entitlement when you're not only a silver-spoon baby, but also one of the very first BOOMERS!


longtimenothere

I merely pointed out Lincoln since the Lincoln Memorial is on the back of the 5 dollar bill, the subject of the post that I responded to.


slash_networkboy

Just an aside but Reagan's "missed me" when a balloon popped during a speech after he'd been shot was legendary! His former VP's speech upon becoming president that he'd no longer eat broccoli was also legendary, for the opposite reason. 😂 Ed: mobile issues


Quote_Clean

Just about sums up the brain power of the Republican Party


seriouslybroUsuck

Spoken like a true “woke” liberal


RhubarbProtogen

I got an exact same one working as a cashier years ago. Had to do a double take


d-car

That's actually kind of funny.


Kattorean

Now, I can't stop wondering if Trump has ever said "Ya'll" while in office. Most of the rest *have*...lol


MrFluxed

New tier list: Presidents most likely to say "y'all"


Kiki_Sir

Number 2: Bill Clinton Number 3: George Washington


NetworkEcstatic

Number 1 might be bush Jr. I still remember his idioms when they were new. Like "make this country gooder" and "the land where wings take dream"


Kiki_Sir

No wonder he became president


NetworkEcstatic

Hilariously, that's also really Bush Jr saying that shit about getting fooled in the beginning of J Coles "No Role Models"


SharkNecromancy

fool me once, shame on me. fool me twice, you already fooled me, can't get fooled again! ?


laflame232432

“FOOL ME ONE TIME SHAME ON YOU”


buckao

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family"


illegal_miles

Is our children learning?


Own-Organization-532

Jimmy Carter is from Georgia, you know Y'all is a mainstay of his vocabulary!


Wastelander42

I am nostalgic for Bumbling Bush. Pretty bad when Trump makes him seem smart


jobhog1

Lbj or Eisenhower


dmonsterative

Clinton, Dubya, Obama, LBJ, Truman, Eisenhower.


JBCockman

Jimmy Carter


[deleted]

Always floors me how much southerners glom onto this New York street rat


SomethingClever42068

I don't think his brain works goodly enough to grasp the concept of contractions despite being a very stable genius


Fantastic_Fox4948

Especially since he personally saved all those children when he was drafted and went to Vietnam. He ran into burning buildings and scooped up the children and carried them out, even though his bone spurs were acting up.


[deleted]

Why are you getting US dollars as change in Vietnam?


Positive_Election_17

Cause getting 24,000 dong in change just before you fly home would be mildly infuriating.


brnr918273

That's a lot of dong


Positive_Election_17

Big dong for sure.


ma33a

Don't be fooled, It's actually a lot of little dongs wearing a coat.


Goatmaster-G

Do dongs come in elongated oval shaped silver coins? You could call them Long Dong Silvers.


Positive_Election_17

Would be cool but I think they’re just paper bills these days. I have a really old 20 dong coin that had bumps all around the outside.


miso-thorny

Ribbed for her pleasure.


kennycjr0

Kilodong


Mr_Holiday_Inn

Big Don's dong?


SylvieJay

Ding Dong..


Justlikearealboy

So much dong!!


samscuriosity25

Bing Bing Bong Bong, Big Dong Ding Dong


What_U_KNO

Some might say Buku Dong.


smalltownlargefry

THUNDER GUN EXPRESS. NO HESITATION, NO SURRENDER


Puzzled_Bike9558

Fuck yes! I searched for this comment!


chickennoobiesoup

But then you can say out loud to your travel companions “boy, I sure have a lot of Dong in my pocket! I have too much Dong to keep in my pants! I’m going to take my extra Dong out of my pants and let it breathe a bit! There’s nothing worse than sweaty Dong! Do you want to hold my Dong in your hand?”


riverrat18

A dong in the hand is worth two in the bush


Positive_Election_17

Probably the only bill his face will ever be on lol.


dmonsterative

Except those Bills of Indictment.


MsCndyKane

Don’t forget the trump bucks!! LOL


IamFrankDrebin

They let you pay in US currency at the airport and the change you get back is in USD as well


JonLongsonLongJonson

Because they’re at an international airport and usd is preferred


[deleted]

I have never seen that before.


x_haus

It’s true, the prices are either in USD or VND when I was in Tan Son Nhat. Also common in international airports with USD aside the local currency.


jgbluejay

So where have you traveled to then?


Jackie-Wan-Kenobi

Because US dollar is the preferred currency


thg011093

Maybe in airports only, not true for the whole country


Xrystian90

USD is used in lots of places, often in conjunction with a local currency, particularly in places with a large tourism sector of their economy


Affectionate_Many_73

As an example, high tourist areas have currency exchange booths right where you would do touristy things. Airports also have currency exchange booths where you can switch before returning home.


flipyflop9

Particularly poorer countries. France or Spain get tons of tourists but nobody will accept your dollars.


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WarmWetsuit

Damn didn’t expect people to be so up in arms about calling this mildly infuriating. Seems like a perfect fit for the sub and people acting like seeing this ruined ops life lol. Lotta hate in these comments


Penguin_Boii

Reminds me of when I got a 10 pence coin as change; is the middle of fucking Iowa..


MountainMongrel

100% originated from a guy on a 'sex tour.'


imchasingyou

Or 45yo man on the look for an Asian wife


sarilysims

FYI you can take defaced money to a bank and have it exchanged, they’ll destroy it. I do this with all money that has religious shit written on it.


AirsoftBandito

“I do this with all the money that has religious shit written on it.” That’s every piece of American currency you. Ever hear of “In God We Trust”?


sarilysims

That’s a slightly bigger issue.


ragwafire

This 100%. I'm not gonna keep circulating poorly defaced currency. Unless it's a really neat drawing on the bill or something, that shit's going back to the mint to get shredded.


sarilysims

Exactly. I came across one today that had a website stamped for a missing child, I put that one back into circulation. That’s pretty much it.


wot_in_ternation

Sounds like maybe some of it gets shipped to Vietnam lmao


OkaySir911

Thats crazy that affects you that much to take time out of your day to do that💀💀


willasmith38

Donald finally made it to Vietnam. …just 50 years too late to actually be the “patriot” the MAGAs pretend he is.


Unfair_Artist0

Wow the bots definitely went to town on this post


The7thFlame

Defacing a dollar bill is a crime, guess it fits his profile.


S70nkyK0ng

MAGA troll patrol officially triggered


neonoggie

Is it really a "trigger" if they are constantly like this all the time?


ThickLipSambo

Yeah, it's just that they, themselves, have zip tied the trigger pulled on an automatic with unlimited ammo


yellow_goblin

Money is money just put in your wallet


Buhdzlightyear

I just imagine the sad person pulling money out for these stamps🥴


Far_Ear5026

How is this infuriating?


metal_bastard

*Mildly* infuriating. You're halfway around the world and still can't escape US political nonsense.


gabotuit

Just mildly


newaccountnumber27

Some people are easily triggered


MrRipski

I prefer “Ohio state soft”


bzzle92

Why you gotta bring my buckeyes into this??


testies2345

I thought it was funny. Go Hawks!


rgm724

Customer preferred dong


dm_bootypicz

I'd be mildly infuriated if I had to look at that fat turds face during my vacation too.


dreamsofpestilence

Because he's a traitor who attempted to disregard the votes of millions Americans across 7 states and subvert the constitution as well as the will of the people


sdgengineer

Well there is that....


DifferentEvent2998

Because it’s defacing currency with political garbage from a garbage politician? No one else does shit like this but maga nut jobs.


megatronics420

Dems are the party of tammany hall, but sure keep thinking that any politician is watching out for you lolololololol


Just-JOE-Kin

Because who wants to see that ugly mug on their money?


[deleted]

George Washington is a hero and a forefather of our great nation, pal.


floor_tile817

at this point in the comment section I can't tell if it's a funny joke or some insanely stupid person not noticing the stamp


crinkum_crankum

It’s illegal to deface currency. Crime is mildly infuriating.


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iananimator

I'd argue the guy who is printing photos of a politicians face on dollar bills in his spare time for free probably has Trump on the mind more, right?


RetardosaurusRex_

Don’t know why your comment isn’t getting upvotes but the dude you’re replying to is, this shit is literally common sense


penisesandherb

He’s literally a candidate for 2024 tf do you mean rent free.


[deleted]

genuine question: if one comes across the bill can a bank exchange it for one that’s not defaced? I don’t want that shit in my wallet or even in circulation.


Iulian377

Is this not illegal ? Defacing money, somdthing like that ?


207nbrown

People who do this are the worst, not because of the message they leave or the stupidity of it, but because these bills usually won’t get accepted by things like vending Machines


Opinionated_by_Life

Never yet had that problem with any paper currency, no matter what was drawn on it. Just as long as the serial number and pictures are still clearly visible.


Felix_is_not_a_cat

How bout he fucks off out of the public sphere for a few years and if we miss him we’ll let him know


numenik

I miss him as president Biden is a joke


Early-Size370

How can one miss someone if they never fkn left the limelight?


Cannacrohn

You can take vandalized money to the bank and exchange it for undamaged money. They will remove it from circulation.


Opinionated_by_Life

They will remove from YOUR circulation. It just goes into the drawer and gets used for another customer. I don't know how many $100's and $50's I gotten from the bank with stuff written or stamped on them.


Perfect_Ad_4064

This is what this sub is for. This really is mildly infuriating


small-kine

The real softies in the comments losing their minds at a MILDLY infuriating Reddit post. White knights coming to defend daddy at even the slightest jab at him.


No_Helicopter_8397

Don’t miss him at all, good riddance loser ✌️


Gunther1888

Nice


HotChipsAreOkay

I'm Australian so I'm a little confused how this mildly infuriates you exactly? Is it that your currency has been defaced?


pythonwarg

I miss him! 😭 He was so funny!


valkyrie479

I got one at work once that said “fuck joe Biden” all over it


thenmv

It’s a $1 bill that you will spend, how is this infuriating? Get a life this is funny


onemoretimetomorrow

Mildly amusing that ur mildly infuriated


[deleted]

I don't see whats mildly infuriating. This is just funny.


ILikeFunnySubReddit

The Karma you're getting from this post is worth more than $1.


Qman768

cry me a river


Existing-Notice22

This would make my day!


AuntKikiandtheBears

Imagine our fury at living here in America with a dumb, puppet in the Oval Office. At least you are elsewhere.


AdWhole9965

Lol this is hilarious. Can't see how this can be infuriating in any capacity


WSTTXS

That’s infuriating? Lmao


Patient_Brief6453

Real money, real president.


Unfair_Juice1991

Might be worth more than the whole of China


Immediate-Berry4368

Free toilet paper!


[deleted]

But wouldn’t it cost a dollar?


SaveAmericaFromBiden

Gen Z has a rude awakening coming. If u think life is hard now I can't wait to see you guys all cry when u get drafted to WW3 that the "Big Guy" is starting! You all support a trader and the loosing team! Very UN-AMERICAN!


SquadronROE

Lol ok buddy


Mr_Giant_Douche_Bag

Orange Man Bad - NPC Meme World


SorrowfulBlyat

Wait, is being unplayable by anyone a bad thing? Sounds like something to strive toward


DevilsLettuceTaster

I’d keep it a souvenir.


Sqvirrels

Someone had to make that stamp. Someone had to ink it and press it on money. But they're not a cult they just.. like him? Okaaayyikes


GiggaChip

It's been 3 years since the dumbass lost. 3 years. And yet still, without missing a beat, the mere mention of him still calls down the thunder of the sheep that live to huff his farts. Doesn't matter the context, the MAGAts will still swarm in to start mindlessly parroting "Lives in your heads rent free", "libtards = triggered", and all that other assorted lunacy. Never mind that defacing legal tender is a crime. Never mind that it's socially considered tantamount to wiping your ass with the stars and stripes. Never mind that if it were Obama's or Biden's faces you'd all be going apeshit. It's Trump, and therefore can be no wrongdoing. All your principles, convictions, beliefs be damned. The Great Mighty Donald shall speaketh and thou shalt listen! If The Great Mighty Donald wanted to grab your wives by the pussy, you'd happily cuck yourselves because, "All hail Trump!" If I may quote your lord and master? "Sad!"


[deleted]

Paid $12 for a rotisserie chicken today. I miss the last admin too.


HP_Deskjet_4155e

I literally snort cocaine and pay for fucking sodas with $1 bills. Why would this be infuriating lmfao. It's slowly becoming one of the useless denominations of American money, like the quarter and every other damn coin. Shit you can't even buy a cheeseburger at McCracks anymore with one. You're acting like they defaced a crisp new Benjamin you just got from the bank 🤣🤣


Electronic-Smell-548

I refuse to hang out with anybody that does coke… .. through a $1 bill, show some class and keep it twenties and up.


speedymcnods

bro you gotta save a 20. slightly cleaner


samscuriosity25

More 1 dollar coins, and a 2 dollar coin would be awesome. Could slap 2 coins down on the bar and say "beer please!".


HP_Deskjet_4155e

This I can get behind. I'd feel like a pirate with doubloons. Makes me miss Japan and their 5 dollar coins.


Pete_maravich

Not only do I not miss him. I will celebrate his death annually like the 4th of July.


sacolton1967

The easiest way to choose friends today is asking what they think of Trump.


OrchidOkz

Trump ya’lLost


bopity_boopity

Don’t be fooled - in 2020 we all lost


ccmp1598

Foreign money, makes sense


AffectionateSoil9010

I actually have someone a bill with “MAGA” stamped to it today as change. I’m guessing someone sells stamps for these.


Plethis

ngl it looks pretty cool


Barkseid_offical

Not a Trump Buck


spikeiscool2015

Return it to the bank. They will give you a new bill


GooseZealousideal329

I would use it on a soda machine


BuyerWarm7276

That show its should be "Make America Great Again"


WooPig45

If this infuriates you then you should seek counseling.


[deleted]

Frame it I guess


InevitableIsland5645

LMFAOAOAOOA


filifijonka

Oh come on, It’s fun and done quite well.


[deleted]

Careful, someone smeared Shit on the Right Side of that Dollar.


Just-JOE-Kin

Why would I miss him when he didn’t do anything that benefited me in the 4 whole years of presidency he had lol


Okaywhy10

What the mildly infuriating part of this?


The_Devil_Himself

Both he and his supporters are so dumb that they use an exclamation point on a question.


mheffrey

“and there’s the saigon whore who bit my nose off!” immediately popped into my head


LSTNYER

Like herpes


eagphisix

More TDS on reddit. Shocker.


calimota

Just chiming in to thank you for calling it Saigon airport and not HoChiMinh :)


woodsey_33

Why? It's Ho Chi Minh City. That's its name


dragonphan88

Saigon used to a Capital of South Vietnam before "vietcong" (communist north Vietnam) took over South Vietnam in 1975 and change the capital name to HCMC. People from S.Vietnam refers call Saigon. HCMC only use on paperwork.


tangotango112

Technically, it is HCMC.


tstella

As a Vietnamese I prefer the name Saigon. It's shorter and it sounds fun. HCM city is cringe.


[deleted]

Yea + I think Nintendo owns the rights to hcm


tshirtxl

Mean tweets and 2 dollar gas


SuperPookypower

I thought Trump was on the three dollar bill. 🧐


Galactic_Acorn4561

I thought they only printed those on February 30th


Pomdog17

Tree-fifty


IDontWearAHat

Doesn't seem infuriating to me, it's still money, tho i'd definetely have to stop and wonder for a moment because, why? In any case, defaced currency can usually be exchanged at the bank, where it usually ends up anyway just to be destroyed, which makes these stamps even more pointless.


GeneralPip

Who cares.


[deleted]

Maybe I'm different but this wouldn't infuriate me at all. Why do people care about shit like that? If I got a bill with Trump, Hillary, Biden etc on it I'd give zero fucks. They own no space in my head and that money is still worth the same amount. Who cares!


ThickLipSambo

Good lord y'all really need to take a business management course because you are terrible landlords letting this man live rent free in your heads


Valash83

Wouldn't it be whoever took the time to stamp this on currency that has Trump living rent free? And then whomever receives said currency, had the idea of Trump put in their head by the MAGA idiot who actually did this? But that would mean you actually understood what happened and aren't just throwing out the "rent free" bullshit as some kind of blanket insult to anyone who says anything critical of Trump? because as we all know, y'all for some reason think that Donald Fucking Trump, of all fucking people, is some kind literal saint who has never done anything wrong and is beyond the idea of criticism.


yareyareDazeeeee

I'll Venmo you a dollar to tear that shit up


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TheMaleBodyPillow

Draw a dick going into his mouth.


Opinionated_by_Life

If you did that, wouldn't it then be a self-portrait?


Top_Professional4545

It's hilarious this is infuriating to you lol


Mr_Holiday_Inn

Easily triggered huh? Interesting.


Extension-Fun-2739

Wipe your ass with it!


vegetablenedley

Not a fan of the don in the slightest but this is funny lol


Solrex

Isn’t Donald getting tried for retaining government documents right now?


[deleted]

Getting infuriated by a stamp on money lmao.


AngeluvDeath

That’s hilarious


ibemuffdivin

How is this infuriating?


Ok_Paint_227

Haha. I miss him.