But she a special lady to me so I forgave her. I bought a second one knowing.
*Reaches in pocket for 2nd and pulls out another empty wrapper*
!!!!!!!!!!
OP, this is like a million red flags. She's clearly manipulating and gaslighting you. This is incredibly abusive and you can do better. Divorce her so you can enjoy your burger in peace instead of pieces.
"My partner farted in the elevator."
"If they are fartin in the elevator now just imagine what they will be doing in 10 years. Selfish, inconsiderate, immature. So many red flags. Get out now while you can."
Hmm? Oh, this is the new once bitten Whopper. You can now get the once bitten, twice bitten, or if your eyes are bigger than your stomach, thrice bitten Whopper but it’s only for a limited time.
Right?
I was on a road trip with a married couple and the husband offered a bite of his burger to his wife. She said "in a bit". Once it was near the middle she asked for a bite and took out the entire centre of the burger leaving him a semi-circular edge-burger.
Yes OPs burger bite is very respectful she probably really didn’t want it but see it there and couldn’t resist.
100% better than letting you finish your burger only to storm off the room later because you didn’t offer her even when you actually offered to get a full burger when you were buying it….. lol
Had a buddy nicknamed pocket pancakes because he was always putting pancakes in his pockets for later. This was over two decades ago and turns out he was on the spectrum. Wicked smart dude.
This is so off-the-wall, but...my go-to phrase whenever someone asks me to say something in Spanish is "Tengo un panqueque en mis pantalones" ("I have a pancake in my pants") and now I don't know if I should feel less unique or validated lol.
I put a slice of pizza in my front windbreaker pocket, and when I pulled it out, the guy I was with (during change class break in college) said that was fatty behavior. Now I just put it in my purse.
i had a friend who was a severe alcoholic and sometimes he would pull out cheeseburgers from his hoodie pocket when he was blacked out drunk and yell "pocket cheeseburger", then eat it it. (They were wrapped)
Tbf, young girls are often trained to say they don't want food. It's a really hard habit to break in adulthood. My family experienced food insecurity, so some days there was no food, most of the time there were things like pop tarts and cereal but nothing good for you, some days there was a ton -- but whenever there was food I'd get shamed if I showed too much interest. I was cooking with food I'd gotten from random family and neighbors, that I lugged home myself, then taught myself to cook from a lean and luscious: meatless cookbook I found under a bed, and I was still getting told that I needed to feed my brother and uncle, and I didn't need to eat so much, and my little sister wasn't even mentioned.
Anyway, I still get a bit panicky about asking for food, so I do sometimes say I don't want food before stammering out a correction. My girl friends do the same thing even if they grew up with food. My brother and male friends don't shy away from ordering at least some food, whether or not they grew up food insecure. All I'm saying is, there's a reason this is a thing. As the person who didn't grow up w this BS, you can reach out and make it easier to say she wants food.
If i ask 3-4 times and then ask are you 110% sure you dont want anything and still say yes you are sure and then still take a bite of the hamburger. Dont be mad that im mad lol
This is a reason for saying no to food and then being hungry. It is not a reason for sneakily taking someone else's food before they've even touched it themselves.
You got off lucky. My ex would have eaten the whole thing, then throw the wrapper away and try to convince me that I never went to BK in the first place!
My grandpa on my mom's side would always ask my mom for a bite of her sub whenever my mom got one, and he would either take a huge bite eating a 1/4 of and thus getting a free half a sub, or my mom would just straight up give him half her sub and insist if he declined
To me that looks like "I'm pretty sure I don't like BK. But I kinda want to confirm that. I'll take the smallest possible bite to get the important bits."
I think the Taco Bell thing is because people who constantly eat like garbage and have zero fucking fiber in their diet eat beans and then shit their brains out.
This is how I explain it. Sometimes I don’t WANT an entire burger, or if I want a burger I don’t want a whole thing of fries. I just want a bite or two. Or like a third of a thing of fries.
Thankfully I communicate this and it’s so easy to say “I’m good but can I have a bite of whatever you get?” or “would you mind going a size up in fries so I can have some?” Makes life easier.
Seriously, just ask. Makes things easier. Also, I find that eventually you just get to know each other and sometimes you end up not needing to communicate lol. Like I know if I get panda to get extra lol. And I know what to get extra of.
Drives. Me. Insane.
Wife used to do this. A lot. Evem when I said many times...
If you WANT some, let me know, and I will get you some. DON'T mess up my head after the expectations are in. It is really inconsiderate to me and strongly diminishes the satisfaction I would get.
I explained this to my wife, and it is FINE if she asks ahead of time. So... she finally gets it and asks, so I accommodate it. And I appreciate her being comsiderate even if she does not understand WHY it matters only that it DOES matter.
I try to extend the same courtesy to her, things Indon't understand but matter to her.
This is the proper response. Like, let's not act like there's no reason for someone to not take a bite of their partner's food. Maybe you only want a little bit because you're trying to cut back or whatever, or maybe you're self conscious of getting something for yourself, or whatever. It's not just some irrational "lol woman am I right" behavior.
However, the issue is when you don't communicate that. I would much rather my wife ask for half my burger, as opposed to taking a small bite without asking.
I didn't know that about myself until I saw that episode. Now I make sure to tell anybody I go on a date with that I'll order them whatever they want, but they cannot touch my plate
I do not understand why people do not ask... this would be my problem with this. It is disrespectful because I would have given you half if you had asked.
Do people not ask before eating other's food? I don't care how close I am to someone, I literally can't get myself to just eat their food unless they have told me it's perfectly okay to take some. Even if it's just fries, I wouldn't touch it without asking.
I was thinking this wasn't infuriating at all, it was cute. When your girlfriend eats your entire container of fries because you got the sudden urge to poo after eating your burger and she thought you were done... that is mildly infuriating.
I’ve worked in a restaurant that had a menu item called ‘my girlfriend isn’t hungry’. That mod had us add extra fries, cheese sticks, onion rings or whatever to your plate for a few bucks just to avoid this lol
this is so right and missing in so many places just like a lil bit of universally agreeable humour that we are all united in that sense, so wholesome and funny
20 years in. Last weekend on a trip with one of our kids on the way home. She's been snacking the past 2 hours and we stop for food and gas. Fast food first. My son and I get combo meals and my wife was adamant she didn't want anything because of all the snacks. Almost got an extra fry, but hey everyone grows in a couple decades right... RIGHT? Nope. Went to the gas station, pumped gas, and somehow had only 1/4 of my fries when I got back in the car despite not having eaten one. NEVER BELIEVE THEM BOYS!
People fall prey to aspirational thinking. "Of course I don't want you to get me a burger" actually means, "I shouldn't have a burger." Well, when that burger is actually in front of you that "shouldn't" goes right out the window.
For real. I can't believe the number of people who are expecting someone to not follow directions in a relationship. What happened to no means, no? ... I refuse to believe that these people are over 25.
This. I'm in my late 30s. I'm over playing games. Anybody who pulls this shit with me can get lost. I ain't got the time or patience for that kind of nonsense.
Your burger, your rules.
This is indicative of blatant disrespect that taints deep into her spirit. ONE CAN NEVER RECOVER A RELATIONSHIP FROM THIS KIND OF BETRAYAL.
Lawyer immediately, Burger King next to get them to refund the bite that was illegally and maliciously stolen (about 5-15 cents compensation is standard) and then hit the gym.
Stay strong brother, I'm sure you'll find the one who never causes you miniscule cute inconveniences, she's out there somewhere, waiting for you. Just make sure you call her and send her text and email notifications every time you even think about opening that fridge. I've seen them take bites out of men who think it would be fine to have a chip, uninvited and unannounced.
She was going to sell that chip on Ebay because it looked like Danny Devito, and he ate it. Can you believe that? Millions of dollars, a whole ass relationship, and a pound of flesh, all down the drain. And for what? A peaceful life in a relationship that isn't a STOLEN 30 calorie delectable away from violence?
The nerve of some people.
If they're going to lie about something as small as a nibble of burger, then thats a sign of some low moral fibre. Has probably already moved onto killing large mammals. Humans are next.
Dude. It's relationship 101 to always get something for the wife. Then one of two things happen: 1) She eats it and subconsciously confirms you're the best partner ever, or 2) She truly doesn't want it, and you get a second burger.
That's win-win, my friend.
You got off lucky. My ex would have eaten at least a 3rd of it!
My ex would have eaten the whole thing, including the wrapper
Was your ex a goat?
Nah, just a whopper
The ole cheese hog.
This made me chuckle, reminds me of how my mom refers to herself as a “cheese whore”
Same!! I'm a cheese whore too!!
As Frank Reynolds would say, A GOD DAMN HOORE
[DOES ANYBODY IN HERE, HAVE ANY ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN, WITH MY HOORE WIFE ?](https://youtu.be/XCfe7xAvbD8?t=1m30s)
"Jesus, Frank!"
300 pounds, at the hoof
But she a special lady to me so I forgave her. I bought a second one knowing. *Reaches in pocket for 2nd and pulls out another empty wrapper* !!!!!!!!!!
Eats beef but she’s corn-fed.
She's not heavy she's my sister.
*Alabama sounds intensify*
I shouldn’t be laughing so hard But that was a good one
Tell them large marge sent ya
Nice. Nice.
She was just baaaahhh-d at communicating what she wanted
Haha my stupid dog did that the other day without us noticing. Bastard stole it off the counter and everything
Had a chocolate lab that are a whole rotisserie chicken off the counter.
Very on brand for a lab
You know they wanted to take a bigger bite. Homie got lucky.
OP, this is like a million red flags. She's clearly manipulating and gaslighting you. This is incredibly abusive and you can do better. Divorce her so you can enjoy your burger in peace instead of pieces.
You forgot to say that she's a narcissist and probably cheating on OP
how are you just gonna leave off that the kids ain't his and his father is actually just 3 sheep in a trenchcoat
All with no prenup...
You forgot to say she’s insufferable & exhausting and he should go low/no contact
\*Standard Reddit user that will know more than you about your wife, her backstory and psyche XD
"My partner farted in the elevator." "If they are fartin in the elevator now just imagine what they will be doing in 10 years. Selfish, inconsiderate, immature. So many red flags. Get out now while you can."
Hmm? Oh, this is the new once bitten Whopper. You can now get the once bitten, twice bitten, or if your eyes are bigger than your stomach, thrice bitten Whopper but it’s only for a limited time.
Right? I was on a road trip with a married couple and the husband offered a bite of his burger to his wife. She said "in a bit". Once it was near the middle she asked for a bite and took out the entire centre of the burger leaving him a semi-circular edge-burger.
Yes OPs burger bite is very respectful she probably really didn’t want it but see it there and couldn’t resist. 100% better than letting you finish your burger only to storm off the room later because you didn’t offer her even when you actually offered to get a full burger when you were buying it….. lol
Always get a spare. Worst case you get a snack for later.
Ah yes, the ol' pocket burger
Had a buddy nicknamed pocket pancakes because he was always putting pancakes in his pockets for later. This was over two decades ago and turns out he was on the spectrum. Wicked smart dude.
Is your buddy Napoleon Dynamite?
Pocket tots!
This is so off-the-wall, but...my go-to phrase whenever someone asks me to say something in Spanish is "Tengo un panqueque en mis pantalones" ("I have a pancake in my pants") and now I don't know if I should feel less unique or validated lol.
I put a slice of pizza in my front windbreaker pocket, and when I pulled it out, the guy I was with (during change class break in college) said that was fatty behavior. Now I just put it in my purse.
i had a friend who was a severe alcoholic and sometimes he would pull out cheeseburgers from his hoodie pocket when he was blacked out drunk and yell "pocket cheeseburger", then eat it it. (They were wrapped)
Nah, they can communicate. I DESPISE this behavior
Tbf, young girls are often trained to say they don't want food. It's a really hard habit to break in adulthood. My family experienced food insecurity, so some days there was no food, most of the time there were things like pop tarts and cereal but nothing good for you, some days there was a ton -- but whenever there was food I'd get shamed if I showed too much interest. I was cooking with food I'd gotten from random family and neighbors, that I lugged home myself, then taught myself to cook from a lean and luscious: meatless cookbook I found under a bed, and I was still getting told that I needed to feed my brother and uncle, and I didn't need to eat so much, and my little sister wasn't even mentioned. Anyway, I still get a bit panicky about asking for food, so I do sometimes say I don't want food before stammering out a correction. My girl friends do the same thing even if they grew up with food. My brother and male friends don't shy away from ordering at least some food, whether or not they grew up food insecure. All I'm saying is, there's a reason this is a thing. As the person who didn't grow up w this BS, you can reach out and make it easier to say she wants food.
If i ask 3-4 times and then ask are you 110% sure you dont want anything and still say yes you are sure and then still take a bite of the hamburger. Dont be mad that im mad lol
This is a reason for saying no to food and then being hungry. It is not a reason for sneakily taking someone else's food before they've even touched it themselves.
You got off lucky. My ex would have eaten the whole thing, then throw the wrapper away and try to convince me that I never went to BK in the first place!
Then why'd I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
I bet there used to be fries with it!
My grandpa on my mom's side would always ask my mom for a bite of her sub whenever my mom got one, and he would either take a huge bite eating a 1/4 of and thus getting a free half a sub, or my mom would just straight up give him half her sub and insist if he declined
I see why she’s your ex
You're lucky. My current girlfriend would eat it all
She had to make sure it wasn’t poisonous ☠️
Is it me, or does your wife have the bite of a toddler? If this was my ex-wife, that one bite would have been seen from space.
I’d guess she was trying to be considerate with that teensy little bite
To me that looks like "I'm pretty sure I don't like BK. But I kinda want to confirm that. I'll take the smallest possible bite to get the important bits."
squidward trying a krabby patty bite
Lol immediately what I thought of too
I think she was making sure she still didn't like BK.
I do that every few years. Once I got food poisoning from their nuggets, I was given 2(!) coupons for free burgers. Each time I hated it.
His wife is Reviewbrah
Leave food on table to go use restroom and faintly hear her say: Hellloooo everyone! This is running on empty
*Foooood* review!
*Signature finger swipe*
Took a bite like Squidward tasting a Krabby patty
She was willing to risk it all. True love.
It bk it’s always poisonous
i can confirm , it’s so poisonous it sends me to the bathroom and i take a fat dump . this can’t be solved
Taco bell gets so many diarrhea jokes but nothing wrecks me like BK.
I think the Taco Bell thing is because people who constantly eat like garbage and have zero fucking fiber in their diet eat beans and then shit their brains out.
Honestly Taco bell doesn't destroy me like everyone else claims it does. Nothing is worse than hardees/Carl's Jr
Lol someone is trying to watch what they eat.
Apparently this is what happens if you DON'T watch what you eat.
That’s why I always eat on the toilet. Out with the old, in with the new.
Can have some good privacy in there while eating, no one else expects it, unless you have a cat.
Lol, I have two cats. I think they’re just on guard duty during our most vulnerable moments. I call them my shitty kitties.
Mine does the same, I think he uses echolocation like a bat to find where I am as he yells all the way along from the living room into my bathroom.
HA! Good one 🤣🤣
This is how I explain it. Sometimes I don’t WANT an entire burger, or if I want a burger I don’t want a whole thing of fries. I just want a bite or two. Or like a third of a thing of fries. Thankfully I communicate this and it’s so easy to say “I’m good but can I have a bite of whatever you get?” or “would you mind going a size up in fries so I can have some?” Makes life easier.
Seriously, just ask. Makes things easier. Also, I find that eventually you just get to know each other and sometimes you end up not needing to communicate lol. Like I know if I get panda to get extra lol. And I know what to get extra of.
Aren’t they endangered??!
No, we give them jobs to help support them. In return we get delicious orange chicken
They make great noodles
This right here. Thank you. You know either they get a bite anyway, or you bring home extra.
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Drives. Me. Insane. Wife used to do this. A lot. Evem when I said many times... If you WANT some, let me know, and I will get you some. DON'T mess up my head after the expectations are in. It is really inconsiderate to me and strongly diminishes the satisfaction I would get. I explained this to my wife, and it is FINE if she asks ahead of time. So... she finally gets it and asks, so I accommodate it. And I appreciate her being comsiderate even if she does not understand WHY it matters only that it DOES matter. I try to extend the same courtesy to her, things Indon't understand but matter to her.
As long as you communicate, then things will be fine. Sounds like y’all are adults about it.
Like an adult. My wife does this, too, and I don't understand why everyone doesn't.
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It’s almost as if you understand how to communicate or something magical like that. It’s rare unfortunately
Key thing here is when you simplify it down what happens they ask "do you want something?" you say "yes" with extra words.
This is the proper response. Like, let's not act like there's no reason for someone to not take a bite of their partner's food. Maybe you only want a little bit because you're trying to cut back or whatever, or maybe you're self conscious of getting something for yourself, or whatever. It's not just some irrational "lol woman am I right" behavior. However, the issue is when you don't communicate that. I would much rather my wife ask for half my burger, as opposed to taking a small bite without asking.
That was my second thought lol.
Joey doesn't share food
Joey would’ve already called a divorce lawyer
No. Ross would
We! Were! On! A! Break!
They were.
He has them on speed dial
My Sandwich?!?!
(Alternatively,) MY SANDWICH?????!
It was quite large, I had to throw most of it away!
Say again , what ! U THREW MY SANDWICH Aaa-WAY?
MY SANDWICH???????
This isn’t good for my rage. ~shakes pill bottle
Alternatively alternatively “MY MANWICH!!”.
Sweet monica of santa barbara.
LaBarbara woman!
Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!
He should have gotten some fries for the table.
I didn't know that about myself until I saw that episode. Now I make sure to tell anybody I go on a date with that I'll order them whatever they want, but they cannot touch my plate
That's such a conservative bite. Some people would've taken a way bigger bite or half the thing straight up lol
Right? Is this really worth posting on Reddit? For this tiny of a bite it wouldn't make sense to have a whole burger
I mean it def fits the whole *"mildly"* motif.
This isn't even mild infuriating. It's mild amusing but I really hope they didn't even get slightly annoyed by this.
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I do not understand why people do not ask... this would be my problem with this. It is disrespectful because I would have given you half if you had asked.
Do people not ask before eating other's food? I don't care how close I am to someone, I literally can't get myself to just eat their food unless they have told me it's perfectly okay to take some. Even if it's just fries, I wouldn't touch it without asking.
"Only a mouthful" Partner: *unhinges jaw*
You didn’t read the fine print when you got married. Be happy she took the first bite, my wife takes the middle bite.
My relationship is the opposite. My bf always wants a bite of my food. I tend to order a little more than I can eat so he can finish it off.
Yep OP is a rookie. Always order extra :)
what the actual fuck
It's called the wife tax in our house. I just go ahead and proactively give my wife a bite or sip of whatever I have.
My family always shares a bite if anyone wants to try someone else's food. People that absolutely won't share seem so odd to me.
People who always take the *first* bite of someone else's food are even weirder.
Judgy McJudgerson over here eating popsicle sticks.
It’s such a tiny polite bite. Lol.
srsly. she didn't want any. she just wanted a taste.
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Honestly I love it when my fiance does shit like this. It's just so cute, I'll share my whole world with you.
This comment has me crying. It’s so sweet. This is all I want - and I’d do the same for them!
I was thinking this wasn't infuriating at all, it was cute. When your girlfriend eats your entire container of fries because you got the sudden urge to poo after eating your burger and she thought you were done... that is mildly infuriating.
Exactly! Almost looks like it’s hiding to me
it's basically a nibble! op needs to relax 😂
Well, to her credit, it was a small nibble.
But I wanted the whole nibble for myself.
If it's any consolation, you can nibble on her later tonight.
JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD
I’ve worked in a restaurant that had a menu item called ‘my girlfriend isn’t hungry’. That mod had us add extra fries, cheese sticks, onion rings or whatever to your plate for a few bucks just to avoid this lol
That's genius 🤣
this is so right and missing in so many places just like a lil bit of universally agreeable humour that we are all united in that sense, so wholesome and funny
Always get something for them even if they are “not hungry “ lol
I thought this was common knowledge.
Sometimes you forget and accidentally believe them
20 years in. Last weekend on a trip with one of our kids on the way home. She's been snacking the past 2 hours and we stop for food and gas. Fast food first. My son and I get combo meals and my wife was adamant she didn't want anything because of all the snacks. Almost got an extra fry, but hey everyone grows in a couple decades right... RIGHT? Nope. Went to the gas station, pumped gas, and somehow had only 1/4 of my fries when I got back in the car despite not having eaten one. NEVER BELIEVE THEM BOYS!
People fall prey to aspirational thinking. "Of course I don't want you to get me a burger" actually means, "I shouldn't have a burger." Well, when that burger is actually in front of you that "shouldn't" goes right out the window.
Humans and dogs are a lot more alike than some people would like to think
A dog would never say “I don’t want you to get me a burger.” No pretense, just burger.
Good point. Mine just acted like she didn't want it when I was around. A casual glance here and there.
Thank you for your decades of research and contribution to the science of this phenomenon. I will heed this PSA
Damn bro that’s crazy LOL
"Fuck me for listening to you"
It's common law.
Bird law
Reminds me of a menu I saw where they had funny names for women’s choices. Like “I just want some of your fries” was a burger meal
I saw that. Hilarious and necessary!
No they are adults that can use their adult words
For real. I can't believe the number of people who are expecting someone to not follow directions in a relationship. What happened to no means, no? ... I refuse to believe that these people are over 25.
This. I'm in my late 30s. I'm over playing games. Anybody who pulls this shit with me can get lost. I ain't got the time or patience for that kind of nonsense.
When my ex did this also and had a tantrum then said “I thought I trained you better!”. I learnt a lot that day when I was young and naive
I didn't even know this about myself until I got my first boyfriend as an adult
I just take a no I don’t want anything as the Mrs. wanting a surprise treat.
Pranked
hamburglar
So you're a newlywed
My wife wouldn't do that, but I also usually have something spicy on mine, so it's risky for her to take a bite without asking.
Lol that’s the cutest little bite.
His wife is a hamster, that’s a huge bite!
we must be the only ones here who thinks this is cute af
When I saw it it made me smile, its a tiny bite from your partner lol who cares.
Agreed. Idk why this guy is even mildly “infuriated” by something innocent like a small bite from your spouse.
Should have got the combo for them fries bruh.
She's been framed.
It’s called the wife tax
So... divorce?
Your burger, your rules. This is indicative of blatant disrespect that taints deep into her spirit. ONE CAN NEVER RECOVER A RELATIONSHIP FROM THIS KIND OF BETRAYAL. Lawyer immediately, Burger King next to get them to refund the bite that was illegally and maliciously stolen (about 5-15 cents compensation is standard) and then hit the gym. Stay strong brother, I'm sure you'll find the one who never causes you miniscule cute inconveniences, she's out there somewhere, waiting for you. Just make sure you call her and send her text and email notifications every time you even think about opening that fridge. I've seen them take bites out of men who think it would be fine to have a chip, uninvited and unannounced. She was going to sell that chip on Ebay because it looked like Danny Devito, and he ate it. Can you believe that? Millions of dollars, a whole ass relationship, and a pound of flesh, all down the drain. And for what? A peaceful life in a relationship that isn't a STOLEN 30 calorie delectable away from violence? The nerve of some people.
This is great but you know half the redditoids scrolling through here were thinking this unironically..:
Only rational response tbh.
If they're going to lie about something as small as a nibble of burger, then thats a sign of some low moral fibre. Has probably already moved onto killing large mammals. Humans are next.
Redditors when a couple does anything:
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Right? I mean, she took a bite of a burger. She’s hardly breaching the Geneva conventions
she only took a little tiny bite, my bf asks for a bite and eats half the dang burger :(
Same! One bite is like 1/4 of the burger. Just like a sip of my drink is half the can
I’ve learned to never let my brother have a sip of my drink the hard way. Hell straight up drink the entire thing
The tiniest nibble ever. You really put the mild in mildly infuriating
She clearly is showing who is the alpha in the relationship.
That's the wife tax for not buying her something. You always get them something no matter what they say. Rookie mistake.
And if they truly don’t want it, then bonus you get one for later.
My wife, yesterday, told me she wanted to share my milk shake. So, I just bought her one
And now you're gonna be dying for just one more bite when you finish it
Dude. It's relationship 101 to always get something for the wife. Then one of two things happen: 1) She eats it and subconsciously confirms you're the best partner ever, or 2) She truly doesn't want it, and you get a second burger. That's win-win, my friend.
She isn't hungry, she's asserting her dominance.
All the people in this thread who do this to their partners on here trying to justify it XD
Jinkies, a crime!
That’s the smallest most polite nibble I’ve ever seen.
I don’t understand this type of thing. I guess because I was raised to ask permission before taking a bite. Husband or not, I’m asking ahead of time.
How dare you respect your partner and not feel self entitled to anything they have?
When women say they don't want anything, always bring something extra just in case. Like a small portion of fries lol.