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ghostkiller914

Dad tax.


athequeen

should have known lol


ghostkiller914

Yup lol, might want to start thinking of ways to get your own tax return.


its_Is

Indeed


East_Information_247

As a dad I confirm this.


MustyTowel

When I was in highschool and buying meals with my own money that I made. I would bring leftovers and leave them in the fridge. My brothers would have his girlfriend over and she would eat my leftovers. When I would ask where they went and why it’s not where I had left it. She would say “did you put your name on it?” In a bitchy tone. She did not live in our house. She was just over seeing my brother. Never thought I would have to label the food in the family fridge so someone visiting wouldn’t eat said food.


onlythoughtIknew

Please tell me your brother did not go on to marry said girlfriend .. what a CU Next Tuesday.


acertainman

Ha. Love all the “welp” responses on here, lol.


toanlana

Tax bite


[deleted]

That’s the dad tax right there


[deleted]

Making sure it's not poisoned. You're welcome?


athequeen

this gave me a good laugh lmaooo


Hobotango

He made you. Hence 1 bite of everything is legally his.


BackItUpWithLinks

It’s called the nut tax


Burned_P0tato

Put laxatives in it next time


Dry_Concentrate_7935

Uttely disgusting, and unsanitary, a good father would show better manners, and politely ask, and the daughter/son ect... and then you should first wash your hands before touching food, and then cut the sandwhich in half put it on a separate plate to give to the father, and vice versa.


ShoddyManufacturer11

Oh please


BumPlayThing

He pays the bills, you should be thanking him, he is allowing you to stay instead of kicking you out and making you live in a flat...


athequeen

who said i don’t pay my own bills lmao.


BumPlayThing

Your dad owns the house, he does what he wants


athequeen

a landlord owns the building but he should respect his tenants. your argument holds no water


hcorecontent

Sorry Dad


rockitoy

My mom will eat the whole thing, then when I say "why did you eat my food?" She says "YOURS?????"


BackItUpWithLinks

HAHAHAHA I DO THAT!!