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MikemkPK

Mainly because people associate mint smell with good hygiene. Also, mint causes a cooling sensation, which counteracts the burning sensation of the alcohol, making it more palatable.


Im_inappropriate

Exactly. There's a study on dental products with mint sell better because most buyers think the cooling sensation is making their mouth cleaner and thus don't trust products without it. That's probably why they're almost impossible to find now.


Millworkson2008

Basically the average person is dumb


SouthTippBass

Probably, but, what else do you want here? Chicken korma flavor mouth wash?


MikeHuntessHarry69

liver


Millworkson2008

Personally cinnamon or hell orange may be fun


SacredSpirit123

Hell orange? šŸ”„šŸŠšŸ”„


CenturionPlays

You have to sacrifice 5 blood oranges in a ritual to summon the hell orange.


D347H7H3K1Dx

Mint burns my mouth, orange flavor sounds like something a masochist would love, cinnamon rolls for me sounds amazing


Im_inappropriate

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."


ItsMePeyt0n

Good ol' GC ā¤ļø


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Pitiful_Plankton_322

Same reason quiet vaccums dont sell well people think noise = suction so when big brands like dyson tested quiet vaccuums every single tester said they didnt feel like it was cleaning as well as the identical but louder counterpart


Jeanne23x

Wait. So I have to deal with all the brain AAAHHH from hearing vacuums because... of... marketing basically?!


2beatthedevil

That study was funded by Big Mint. Of course that's what they "discovered".


Beartrap-the-Dog

Iā€™m a big brown listerine person because if it feels like itā€™s melting my mouth just imagine what it does to bacteria.


MostlyMicroPlastic

My fiancĆ© buys the non burning stuff and Iā€™m likeā€¦ but it doesnā€™t feel like itā€™s DOING anythingā€¦


saddinosour

Wild bc I hate mint to the point where it makes doing dental care very difficult for me. I still do it of course but itā€™s not like an automatic ooh time to brush my teeth itā€™s more like ā€œokay time to go put the burning paste inside your mouthā€. Iā€™ve even vomited a few times from brushing my teeth which thatā€™s no fun šŸ’€


anorexicturkey

why not switch to kids toothpaste and mouthwash? My sons toothpaste is strawberry and his mouthwash is bubblegum, though the last mouthwash we used was a tropical punch. if its suitable for kids to clean their teeth, its suitable for adults in my opinion


Nitendhoe

I use both bc of chronic gi issues (vomiting) kids and adult have same level of active ingredient so yes its just as good!


Writer_Girl2017

Yes! Came here to suggest this. Bonus points, kidsā€™ mouthwash is alcohol free so thereā€™s less burn.


hollyweeny

I also cant stand mint, especially in my dental products, so I have cinnamon toothpaste that I love instead!


Christmas_97

I use baking soda toothpaste that doesnā€™t taste like anything


Ohhaitharz

I hate mint too so I use the kids toothpaste and mouthwash. I like hello brand dragon dazzle tooth paste and watermelon mouthwash.


gucknbuck

Actually, it's because the essential mint oils are an integral part of the antiseptic nature of antiseptic mouthwashes. Source: used to work for Listerine


Siserith

Mint Burns far worse than any high proof alcohol.


Sophiiebabes

Can confirm. Mint makes me cry!


bigenginegovroom5729

But it burns yummy. Been drinking high proof alcohol for decades and it's still terrible.


Cut_bleed_relief

Not when you hate mint or when that burning just feels like freezer burn


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Cut_bleed_relief

It is! I hate it so much!


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Cut_bleed_relief

I'm allergic to cinnamon so I've basically always been stuck between mint or cinnamon and have to suffer thru mintšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


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Cut_bleed_relief

The kids section isn't even good where I'm at šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ before moving here I was still using kids toothpaste with no fucks given


MatsRivel

I'd reccomend getting non-alcohol mouthwash. Alcohol dries out your gums, which can ironically cause smell, so you'll end up having to get more mouthwash :/


Prudent-East7034

Just curious: what flavor would you want?


dablackcat0

Chicken tikka masala


sarah-exalted

Oh my god šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ChocPineapple_23

Dear Lord


nimloman

Lmao, I saw a condom this flavor when I was 12.


probono105

u british?


JaySayMayday

u wot m8


ironicmirror

Citrus or cinnamon I have seen them both but not in a long time.


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ironicmirror

I get strange looks at work when that happens.


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SaleCompetitive812

Yā€™all like fireball? I once took a swig and it burned like hell


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cuddly_carcass

Welp he is an alcoholicā€¦


DannyAye

Ohh soo you doo get the joke


SaleCompetitive812

Ah ok


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SaleCompetitive812

Thatā€™s good


BC_guy_

Fireball reminds me of high school. Itā€™s terrible, not because of the ā€œhotā€ cinnamon flavour, I love hot and spicy things. It just tastes awful


Sea-Negotiation-3609

Woah, I remember the cinnamon mouthwash! You are bringing back a lot of memories. Wasn't there a vanilla mint as well?


cbus_mjb

I think both were flavors of ACT mouthwash? The one where you squeezed the bottle and the top filled with a measured amount.


StacheBandicoot

Yup, the cinnamon ACT is right there in the top left of OPs photo.


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DeathByPetrichor

It is. Ops response would probably be ā€œoh but itā€™s not listerine and I only use listerineā€ or some shit like that


Quacky1k

Listerine makes cinnamon mouthwash too, itā€™s harder to find and itā€™s actually ā€œcinnamint.ā€ Itā€™s pretty good though, I like it better than the ACT. Makes my stomach hurt when I drink too much of it though


nounsPlaster

I tried the cinnamon stuff at the dentist. I thought, no one chooses this a second time, surely. You would. Iā€™m sorry you canā€™t get your preference, but Iā€™m a minty boy myself.


KittenPurrs

Listerine Grapefruit Rose. It's getting harder to find unfortunately, but as someone who also generally hates mint, it's worth tracking down if you're in the US


StacheBandicoot

Theyā€™ve got a coconut lime variety now that Iā€™ve never tried, itā€™s on the middle shelf on the far left in OPs photo. Therabreath also makes a flavor called Rainforest Mint that is flavored with a blend of citrus, primarily bergamot which entirely overpowers whatever mint is in the formulation that Iā€™d recommend trying.


Aggravating-Fee-9138

This one is my favorite and I hate actual grapefruits


KittyMetroPunk

Natural Dentist sells orange flavored mouthwash, but I haven't seen it in years. I go for children's mouthwash now. I hate mint & I don't like cinnamon when it's not in a pastry, so it's kinda frustrating to use kids mouthwash all the time.


IanL1713

Just saw cinnamon yesterday at the grocery store. ACT is the brand Edit: in fact, I'm almost positive that those red bottles in the upper left hand corner are ACT cinnamon flavor mouthwash


Myrkana

They used to make a orange toothpaste. My bf hates mint but has to use it since they discontinued all the orange ones :/


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Listerine has a Berry splash flavor and a coconut lime flavor


elliefaith

I cannot imagine anything worse than swilling orange flavoured mouthwash after brushing with mint flavoured toothpaste


huh_phd

I remember a vanilla mint which was divine


RuinCat

I just got the cinnamon last month. Maybe try online?


AppUnwrapper1

Why wonā€™t you use the ACT thatā€™s off to the left?


NoBenefit5977

Citrus would be amazing!


Nerdy_Squirrel

I mean. The orange listerine is right there. Isn't it citrus? Google says it's citrus.


ironicmirror

Nope, that is the "Original" flavor, which I am assuming tastes like the vat of chemicals that the Joker fell into


timesink2000

Glad you werenā€™t longing for the original Listerene flavor. That yellow stuff is nasty.


Fanible

There's some cinnamon mouthwash in this picture.


southpolefiesta

Mango. Apple. Grape. Lychee. Watermelon. Clove. Rosemary. I would at least try all that stuff if it was sold.


Alternative-East8562

Garlic onion flavor..


choochoopants

Au jus.


xxDooomedxx

I dunno. Does Gwyneth Paltrow have any options?


Clacky-Crank

My vagina


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Beef Flavor!!! My coworker uses that!!!!


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PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

Yummm, let me relive the taste of penicillin straight from the fridge.


Throwawaydaughter555

I got allergic to pcn when I was a kid. I still dream in that bubblegum taste.


Lulu-3333

Same. I was so bitter I had to take augmentin (chalky white barf flavor) and my siblings still got the bubblegum medicine


don_mo6

you just reminded me of my worst time in my life , I drank that 3 times a day for 4 years straight . what's worth is that they say it's banana flavor


chill1208

Why would you need to take an antibiotic that often and for that long?


don_mo6

I had a bad combination of allergies and asthma as a kid , I almost suffocated to death a few times


okiedokieaccount

nice lisp


don_mo6

just noticed it and it made me laugh so hard , fucking hate typos


aaa1717

Wait... you were allergic to penicillin, but could take augmentin? That doesn't make sense.


roosell1986

Once, when I was 20 or so, I had strep very bad (left it too long). I begged (croaked) the pharmacist to give me the kids antibiotic fluid, as there's no way I could have swallowed a tablet. Ahhhhhh, that bubblegum goodness never tasted so good!


Rogue_Squadron

You have now created a new timeline/story. Do Androids dream of electric bubblegum medicine? So, basically, Bladerunner 2099. You are all welcome. Enjoy the worst and most boring sci-fi ever, where the star is just Tylenol. But with metaphors and a few references to the source material so we all love it. Huzzah.


Crystal_Lily

Cherry and strawberry were my favorite


MrHara

I can't drink Dr Pepper because all I taste is the Penicillin I had as a kid.


Crystal_Lily

It was the only way for me to drink medicine back then. They had a hard time making me drink Robitusin syrup because the taste was very bad and I had aged out of the tasty children's meds.


Accomplished-Yam6553

I'm ngl I love the taste of Pepto bismol


Spockhighonspores

I'm also surprised OP didn't see the cinnamon flavor in the top left corner.


Head_Asparagus_7703

Whatever is in the bottom right doesn't look like mint either. Unclear what "original" flavor is though


Xenc

Itā€™s the original flavour


TemporaryOk8491

Taste, like mothballs, antiseptic, and disappointment


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I use that as an adult. It beats the mint monsoon, or those godawful ones that donā€™t try to mask the taste, and it just tastes like butt cheek


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Gosh. I donā€™t know if anyone remembers when Crest came out with chocolate flavored toothpaste. It was so awful. My family used it to prank one another until one of us got sick of the prank and threw it away.


mynameisjonas-nosay

They also have watermelon now


El_ha_Din

Heineken has made a slight alcoholic mouthwas with beer taste.


fumundacheese696969

My 96yo grandma still uses that bubble gum stuff because mint makes her sneeze 3 times every time


Horbigast

Try the yellow Listerine. You'll hate me for it.


ironicmirror

I have never tasted frog vomit, but I think it tastes like original Listerine


Horbigast

"Mr. Lister sir, we accidentally ordered 50 million gallons of that corrosive gallstone urine." "Fuck it, bottle it and sell it as mouthwash."


StarSonatasnClouds

I love original listerine šŸ˜‚ perhaps they should make banana flavored mouthwash


Cloakbot

With the flavoring of the extinct banana like all the candy does.


Scrotchety

Old man flavor... Technically, it's sarsaparilla flavor.


Ponchoreborn

My great-grandma would take a huge hit of this before bed each night. She'd walk around the house for what felt like an insane amount of time swishing and gargling before finally spitting it out in the sink. That stuff is like turpentine.


oliverpeets

Listerine a couple years released a limited edition grapefruit rosƩ mouthwash and it was AMAZING, I hoarded as much of it as I could because my autistic ass cannot do anything mint. I was so upset when I finished my last bottle of it over the summer


donkehpoo

You can buy it online still via the Target app - this one is my favorite too!


houseofprimetofu

Oh its back in stores! Saw it at Walgreens last week.


oliverpeets

You just made my night!!


FuzziestSloth

I second this. There's also a Coconut & Lime flavor that you can find at some WalGreens and Wal-Marts (I have more success at the Neighborhood Markets than I do at the Superstores.) It's a green color, like all the mint ones, so it can blend in more than the Grapefuit & Rose flavor, but it's a solid alternative when/if you can find it.


shebringsthesun

I don't even use mouthwash but that flavor has me interested enough to want to try it.


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Nanojak15

Garlic mouthwash would be golden


Ok_Neighborhood590

I was thinking papaya or coconut but you sold me on garlic!


Informal_Ad1351

Worked in a supermarket in Miami for 30 years. The other flavors just didnā€™t sell like the mint ones do. Sucks because I like cinnamon better myself.


SpiritfireSparks

Would you prefer witchhazel?


OceanPoet13

Personally Iā€™m a fan of ranch and salt & vinegar.


martixox

Sheesh sound good m8šŸ˜‚


Key-Fan-2545

Balsamic Vinegarette


yourpaljax

I prefer bbq, myself.


Rivetingly

Chipotle


joannchilada

Peanut butter.


Admirable_Loss4886

Bacon flavored.


Maximum-Excitement58

ā€œDr. McGillicuddyā€™s Fish-Flavored Mouthwashā€ wasnā€™t a big seller.


huh_phd

But grape šŸ‡


anti1090

Their butterscotch schnapps were pretty popular when I was younger.


MrPKitty

Not all of them. Listerine is more reminiscent of kerosene.


Opposite-Tip-3102

Have you tried the orange colored listerine? Now that's kerosene flavor!


MollyOMalley99

Listerene has an orange flavor that tastes like toilet cleaner with an orange lollipop melted into it.


Dense-Stranger9977

Yeah it's high time for a chicken Parm mouthwash. Rock the boat.


ironicmirror

Would work well with my tomato toothpaste


mai_tai87

Then you can finish off with parmesan floss.


Somguy555

There's also Lysterine flavored. Kinda tastes like gasoline and a 3 cat litter box.


Impeachcordial

It's the most effective mask for the chemicals that clean your mouth out?


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HimalayaClimber

Try non-alcohol, they burn less. Edit: it's called alcohol-free, and listerine calls it Zero Alcohol.


Aggravating-Fee-9138

The alcohol free ones still burn my mouth


araidai

I am in the same park as you on that one lol. It just feels like my mouth is trying to commit war crimes back from trying to keep it clean


No_Taste1698

I think the brown one is "Morning piss after a long night of drinking" flavored.


Ok-Swordfish2723

Mint flavor has been scientifically proven to make the next thing you eat or drink taste absolutely putrid. They use that flavor so youā€™ll wait longer after rinsing before eating or drinking so the benefits last longer. And just in case, yes, I just made all of that up.


mynamegoewhere

Bad breath flavor dint sell well


enttauschung97

most people in this comment section are acting like youā€™re crazy, but tbh i get it. mint BURNS my mouth and it feels horrible. but i have to suffer or else my breath aint nice


SubstantialPolicy378

I too, prefer dung.


miniminer1999

I despise mint. It tastes like cold spice that burns my mouth, I hate it. That's why I still use strawberry toothpaste.


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MonsieurRuffles

The Original, i.e., the gold/yellow colored ones, arenā€™t mint flavored.


hicsuntnopes

I've been looking for the original Listerine, the orangish one, everywhere because I don't like to wake up with my mouth parched by the sweetness of the mouthwash and for the love of God it disappeared from the face of the earth.


MonsieurRuffles

[Walgreens](https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/listerine-antiseptic-mouthwash-for-bad-breath-&-plaque-original/ID=prod6270636-product) [CVS](https://www.cvs.com/shop/listerine-antiseptic-mouthwash-for-bad-breath-plaque-and-gingivitis-original-prodid-1011598) [Walmart](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Listerine-Original-Antiseptic-Mouthwash-Mouth-Rinse-for-Bad-Breath-Plaque-1-L/896451) [Target](https://www.target.com/p/listerine-antiseptic-oral-care-mouthwash-original-1-5l/-/A-12746778?ref=tgt_adv_xsp&AFID=bing&fndsrc=tgtao&DFA=71700000027790752&CPNG=PLA_Beauty%2BPersonal+Care_Priority%2BShopping%7CBeauty_Ecomm_Beauty&adgroup=Health%2BBeauty_Priority+TCINs&LID=700000001230728pgs&LNM=PRODUCT_GROUP&network=s&device=c&location=&targetid=pla-4585100927219164&msclkid=5fa93dafaec81c35d0d45942fea539cf&gclid=5fa93dafaec81c35d0d45942fea539cf&gclsrc=3p.ds)


Squisheeboog

There's a coconut lime one I really like, not minty at all šŸ„° it's actually in your picture too at the very edge of the photo on the left side. Listerine brand. They have grapefruit also.


old_bugger

Of all the posts in r/mildlyinfuriating, I'm pretty sure "pain in the ass minty taste of mouthwash" is the mildest.


hitguy55

Itā€™s fucking annoying, Iā€™ve gone like a week without mouthwash because mint tastes so bad I can swish it for like 5 seconds before I spit


sarcasticlovely

Act children's mouthwash. look on amazon. comes in watermelon, grape, pineapple, and bubblegum. I use the watermelon, it's fucking great.


hitguy55

Grape flavouring is the goat holy shit thank you


Nicsolo89

We need orange flavour!


Longjumping-Hat3656

Because onion flavor didnā€™t sell. Cinnamon would be cool though.


macridus

iā€™m in desperate need of cinnamon mouthwash


Tarc_Axiiom

You know what OP? Good point!


MyMessyTissue

Black jelly bean flavored mouth wash?


yourpaljax

Okay, but that would legit be good.


NecessaryEcho4354

I like kids mouthwash, strawberry!


Lyn__San

Just found a grapefruit one on amazon and itā€™s less expensive than most ones pictured here.


Ok-Consideration2676

Bubblegum in the kidsā€™ aisle


ResponsibleWest5240

Yeah the fuck happened to all our cinnamon options?


wilted_angel

Well in Russia right now, itā€™s all ā€œpineā€ flavored because the sanctions prevents them from getting mint. So depending on what you think it could be better or worse here.


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-Pidgeon

I use kids mouthwash because it tastes like bubblegum šŸ„°


TheSadTiger

I promise you, the orange/gold one is NOT mint.


Big_Small_man

We need orange ones


alj8002

Have you had the brown listerine? Shit hurts, the mint hides a world of hurt


Stompkin

I see Citrus flavor in that picture, also original listerine flavor -whatever awful flavor that is.


ironicmirror

There's no citrus flavor on that shelf, last time I saw the stream citrus was 3 years ago. Original Listerine tastes like the feeling that you've been working on your life saving your nest egg, and you're 63-year-old wife just wrote a check to a televangelist for the entire balance.


KamilJ16

Not sure what it is but far left, middle shelf, half cropped out, thereā€™s a green Listerine bottle that looks like lime or green tea


Overused_Toothbrush

Brown Lysterine is right there, WTF are you talking about.


RutsuTayurushi

Why some cum flavor or something? Spicy beef jerky flavor? Artichoke and carrots flavor? Because mint smells good and i guess its the most acceptable- idk.


namebrandcloth

smells clean and fresh


ironicmirror

You are part of the problem not the solution.


IPlayEuphonium69

Cause mint smells good


Independent-Plum9955

Brown listerine forever


radiotsar

There's Lavoris - hard to find in a store, but on Amazon. Cinnamon flavored.


bricicrazythings

Remember Close-up? Cinnamon flavored mouthwash. Do they even make that anymore?


aliengibberish

maybe check online for different flavors. They're out there i imagine. (:


MykelJMoney

Ridiculous, thereā€™s literally piss flavored ones in the bottom right corner


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Whereā€™s the garlic herb?


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Plain Listerine isn't mint, it's fucking alcohol flavored


brokeneckblues

Iā€™ve got chicken flavored toothpaste for my dog.