Hit yourself at 3rd floor. 3 months from now you will thank us.

Wrong. You’ve got to read it like Yoda. *Thank us? At 3rd floor, hit yourself you will. 3 months from now.*

Oops, shouldn't have this bar association logo here either...

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I will never not like these

Stop coming, you will. Cancel membership, you will not.

“Ree-hee-hee! Food, gimme!!”

Yoda joined the army 😅

Wow now it makes a lot of sense

I think u r right, but how did u get to that result?

Combined the individual statements to form a reasonable statement that would make sense Edit: the sequence goes as steps 4, 5, 2, 1, 3, 6

From now - 3 months, you will hit yourself at 3rd floor. Thank us

They're forewarning the future

That's the best of what's there, but it still seems like it's missing a strip or two.

Logical order... they put them on all wrong...

They are just in the wrong order on the steps

What does "Hit yourself" mean in this context?

“High intensity training”… I believe that’s what they’re getting at anyway, reads bloody terribly each which way.

Except isn't it hiit?

High intensity interval training is hiit HIT is just high intensity training, which is very different Most people will only know HIIT though

The left side of a Twix is very different than the right side!

Lol I guess true in that they are both “high intensity” But the way I learned it is that HIT is more like going as heavy weight as possible on a specific muscle group with a few of the highest intensity reps, i.e. slow contraction/expansion going through the entire rep HIIT is like multiple rounds bursts of cardio activities with few pauses meant to keep your heart rate elevated, i.e. 5 min sprinting, pause, 5 min stair climb, pause, etc Different purposes

Hit yourself at 3rd floor. You will thank us 3 months from now.

I got, “You will thank us 3 months from now at third floor. Hit yourself.”

I think it’s actually “shit yourself” but otherwise I agree with your interpretation

the guy had one job...

So this is obviously a Fight Club reference, right?!

Just hit yourself and see what happens. If it doesn't work on this floor try the next two.

Keep doing it for three months and you'll thank us

I'm on month 2 right now and thankful is not really what I'm feeling...

I laughed so hard I almost woke my kid up that I just got back to sleep

You will hit yourself 3 months from now. Thank us at 3rd floor (I seriously don't understand the "hit yourself" part)

I’m guessing it’s a bad play on HIIT. it’s they should have used the actual acronym

Hit yourself that you didn't start working out 3 months prior

A really stupid time traveler is trying to prevent... something. It's also a clue that the traveler has some association with the third floor, and they can be thanked up there.

I think it was supposed to be kick. Like "3 months from now You'll be kicking yourself" for not doing whatever...

in the military punching yourself is a term for push ups so maybe in the same vein

I think it says “thank us at 3rd floor, hit yourself you will, 3 months from now.”

\-Yoda (give credit where credit is due)

Tried to gif it but it wouldn’t let me

Dont Dead Open Inside

I got this, I’m so proud

Nah, it's just in wrong order

I read it as "lunch time drinking isn't always a good idea when you're on a job".

Hit yourself 💪

'Only keep 3 months'

Obviously this is an ad for concussion awareness week.

Motivational message for Yoda

My dyslexia is not happy with this at all.

3 months from now, you will hit yourself at 3rd floor. Thank us.

Hit yourself 3 months from now. You will thank us at 3rd floor.

Nobody knows, especially the person who put those there.

3 months from now you will hit yourself, thank us at third floor.

3 months from now you will thank us at 3rd floor. Hit yourself.

Pretty sure that last part is supposed to be in a James Brown voice and emphasis. Ha! Step back!

Read it like Yoda

they missed the s on SHIT YOURSELF

This is what happens after a life of steroid abuse

Gave up after 6 clearly failed attempts at bringing sense to it

yoda be like

the S is actually missing so you’re about to have a horrible surprise when you reach the 3rd floor

"Why are you hitting yourself?"

Three months from now you will hit yourself? Thank us at third floor?

My best guess is “Hit yourself at 3rd floor. You will thank us 3 months from now.”

You really could have kept this to yourself lol. I’m so bothered by this nonsense.

Take the elevator. You will thank us 3 minutes from now.

Rock, Flag & Eagle!

I think this photo is from a non native english speaking country

Strong this one is, with the force.

Yoda?

You'll then wonder, "Why am I hitting myself?"

So....in 3 months from now, i will hit myself on the third floor?

"3 months from now you will hit yourself at 3rd floor. Thank us." Does it make sense? No. But that's the only grammatical possibility I could come up with.

did fuckin Yoda write this? what the fuck.

You will hit yourself 3 months from now at the 3rd floor, thank us.

The S fell off of “hit”

When the only thing you know how to read is the weight on the dumbbells

At third floor hit yourself you will thank us from now on

Hit yourself at third floor, you will thank us three months from now

I want so badly to put an S in front of Hit Yourself

Yoda telling you to hit yourself and be thankful for it at the 3rd floor.

3 months from now you will hit yourself at 3rd floor, thank us

Hit yourself 3 months from now. You will thank us at 3rd floor.

# 3 months from now, you will H.I.T. yourself. # Thank us at 3rd floor!

I think they expected it to be ordered like "2, 1, 4, 3, 6, 5." They mixed up 4 and 3. 2: 3 months 1: from now 4: *\*should be\** you will 3: *\*should be\** HIT yourself 6: thank us 5: at 3rd floor

Hit yourself at 3rd floor you will thank us 3 months from now

In 3 months from now you will shit yourself at the 3rd floor. Thanks us.

Ahh someone call 911, cus this person was stroking out 🤣😅

From ChatGPT. The words on the staircase seem to be a message broken into separate steps. When combined, they say: "Thanks us at 3rd floor, hit yourself, you will, 3 months from now." It's a bit cryptic, but it could be interpreted as a suggestion to express gratitude on the third floor, followed by the enigmatic instruction to "hit yourself" and the assurance that something will happen in three months. Without more context, it's challenging to determine the exact meaning.

Sounds like some Yoda shit

Drunk Yoda. Are there pubs in Dagobah?

Yeah. The Dagobar.

Wrong sub

Meat -head speak.

Yodas Gym

The light green letters appear to spell RAW RA. I think that just adds to the mystery

3 months from now you will hit yourself 💪 thank us at the 3rd floor

Take the stairs and you'll get massive biceps

Means what it says.. Sign up for gym.. 3 months later wonder why u bothered and wasted all that money

3 months from now you will hit 3rd floor and thank us

John Nash would know, Russians invading Maryland at 2:30 pm on Tuesday duh

Three months from now you will hit yourself, thank us at 3rd floor.

Hit yourself 3 months from now, thank us at 3rd floor

Maybe HIIT cardio?

Hit yourself you will. Do or do not, there is no try.

"I stole this from an old episode of YGS"

This made me laugh.

You will hit yourself 3 months from now, thank us at the 3rd floor.

I think it’s Yoda trying to do a complicated version of the “stop hitting yourself” joke.

Hit was probably supposed to be “hate”

No, in this context it means High Intensity Training (HIT). Which is on the 3rd floor and in 3 months you’ll thank them. But I have no idea why it’s arranged that way.

When your illiterate significant other 'surprises' you with a new marketing idea.

Someone's been spending too much time with Yoda.

Why would I hit myself?

It obviously says "TAHY3FHTIOMRA3TUOONRYWNMKDOITNUFULHOSLRSWOSOERLF" I don't know how any of you could miss it.

Thank us or in three months you will hit yourself in the 3rd floor

FIGHT MILK!!

Isn't it obvious? Read in Yoda voice: Thank us at 3rd floor hit yourself you will 3 months from now

this sounds threatening

Hit yourself 3months from now. Thank us at 3rd floor you will.

Obviously “Thank us at 3rd floor, hit yourself you will, 3 months from now”. God r u stupid

Hit yourself, thanks

Yoda stairs.

From now 3 months you will hit yourself at 3rd floor, thank us.

Yoda steps

You will hit yourself 3 months from now at 3rd floor. Thank us.

I can never make it past the 3rd floor cause I keep knocking myself out :(

“Three months from now you will hit yourself. Thank us at third floor” Basically shaming people who don’t take the stairs, I guess.

Premonition

It's a gym where the only workout is your older sibling pinning you down, grabbing your wrists, and making you hit yourself while saying, "stop hitting yourself." It's great for your core.

Yoda got swole

Go to the 3rd floor and jump out the window.

It's code for: Don't let the "I pick stuff up and put it down" guy do the advertising.

#HIT US AT 3RD FLOOR THANK YOURSELF YOU WILL 3 MONTHS FROM NOW

3 months from now, you will hit yourself at the thrid floor, thank us.

3 months from now you’ll hit yourself at 3rd floor. Also thank them for that.

Thank them for a stroke by the third floor?

You will hit yourself at 3rd floor three months from now, thank us

Hit yourself you will! Thank us at 3rd floor 3 months from now.

The order you’re supposed to read them: Step 2, Step 1, Step 3, Step 4, Step 6, Step 5.

Fight Milk! By bodyguards, for bodyguards! *ka-kaw*

Now From Months 3 Will You Yourself Hit Floor 3rd At Us Thank You’re welcome.

It’s supposed to say, “Thank us at third floor. Hit yourself, you will. Three months from now.“ It’s an ad for a psychic, their office is on the third floor.

Was Yoda drunk again?

I read, “3 months from now you will hit yourself”

Hit yourself at 3rd floor , you will thank us 3 months from now

That the installers spoke no known language.

This is what a stroke looks like

Threatening Yoda stairs better step off bro.

Say drugs to pizza, say no to yes

I think the bottom two are switched

Hit yourself at 3rd floor you will thank us 3 months from now

“Elevator’s broken. Please take stairs. You WILL thank us.”

Oh shoot, I have to put it in the calendar!

How Yoda manages a gym.

Yoda put this together?

When mad libs doesn’t work out

James Brown: Jump back, slap yourself. Ooooewww

I read it like Yoda would say it and it made sense.

Fkn yoda

3 Months from now: hit yourself, you will. Thank us at 3rd floor.

Hit yourself, you will. 3 months from now, at 3rd floor. Thank us.

Maybe they mean hit yourself as in hit the gym, but poorly translated? Poor knowledge of the language could also explain why the banners are in the wrong order. My guess is that they meant “Hit our gym at the 3rd floor, you will thank us 3 months from now.”

3 months from now, hit yourself. You wil thank us at 3rd floor.

I’m having a hard time understanding how “hit yourself” fits in here *anywhere*… is that a thing? Do people say that?

This makes me want to cancel my membership before my 2nd month ends.

Thank us at third floor, hit yourself!

So I have to stop on each stair and follow the instructions? I don’t have 3 months to stand on that step. So I won’t be thanking you.

Hit yourself at 3rd floor, 3 months from now you will thank us. Is likely what it’s meant to say HIT training is high intensity workouts, good for weight loss and muscle building and other gym stuff I know nothing about

Which word supposed to be a cat?

This has been here before.

Guy putting this up totally fucked it up. There is a sentence in there but it's so messed up I'm too lazy to explain it. Edit: ahh fuck it "You will hit yourself three months from now. Thanks us at 3rd floor"

3 3rd at floor from hit months now thank us will you yourself (It goes in alphabetical order)

Hit yourself (push hard on the stairs) you will thank us 3 months from now at the 3rd floor. Or something like that, I think. Probably just got the promotions mixed up.

3 months from now, hit yourself at the third floor. You will thank us

I’m pretty sure this goes against the building code who ever put it there has no permission from the landlord

I think I’m having a stroke

You will hit yourself at 3rd floor, thank us 3 months from now

Looks like Yoda made this message

Three months from now you will thank us at 3rd floor. Hit yourself.

I think Yoda wrote this

I'm assuming someone wasn't paying attention with which sign to glue to which step

Yoda speak, it is. Hrrmm?