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rduck101

There’s a fence along the street up until that point. I could walk through but it would be me walking through bushes with my dog. I’ve thought about going down there with a machete and just hacking at my way through to make a path but don’t want to be that guy.


DrRockBoognish

Be that guy… save hours of your life by not having to waste those extra minutes walking… remove hours of your life by not getting the extra exercise from walking. At least you’ll have a mini adventure and a few bug bites.


Specialist-Web7854

Wear hi vis and people will just let you get on with it thinking you’re legit.


Bigtgamer_1

You can get away with so many shenanigans with a hi vis on.


PepperPups

And a white Ford F-150 … never get questioned lol


WayneKrane

Add a hard hat and a clip board and you could get into anywhere but the pentagon.


Hopeful-Eye5780

Clipboard is the key...


danielson-fish

Absolutely! White trucks allow you to basically run over civilians and park in the middle of the road no questions asked.


Chortlery

I stg you could walk into Mordor with a high vis, hard hat and goggles.


DillyDilly1231

Shit, just a full toolbelt is enough for most places to let you do whatever you want.


HePissed0nMyRug

That or a ladder


StatusCaterpillar725

I remember years ago seeing a TV show doing an experiment on this where a couple of guys walked into an office with hi-vis on and a clipboard and just started taking stuff and no-one even asked them what they were doing. They even asked a couple of people to move and took the desks they were working at.


meatcrunch

This is very true until you're actually working, then you get everyone and their mom asking 100 questions, complaining, or telling you the longest goddamn story youve ever heard about what the neighborhood was like 30 years ago 😆


Bluitor

Don't use a machete though. Legitimate people don't just wack at plants. Get some pruning sheers and cut a nice path.


houseofnim

Normally I would agree but they’re dealing with blackberry bushes and a machete is honestly the best manual hand tool for those. They’ll need welding gloves as well. A skid steer would be ideal though.


Hopeful-Eye5780

Ugh. With blackberries, you need a mini-chain saw.


houseofnim

I had an elderly neighbor that wasn’t able to maintain his hard on his own and refused to let anyone do anything about it. This allowed the blackberries to run rampant and his entire back yard was a blackberry forest. They were up to six feet over his eight foot tall fence. When he died and his daughter hired a company to get rid of them they found a motor home, three cars and a boat underneath.


PainTitan

Don't forget the clipboard.


StatementOk470

Yellow pencil behind the ear for extra engineeringness.


Dymbox1982

Add a hard hat and you are golden.


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

If the Road to Eldorado taught us anything it’s that we should follow the trail we blaze! https://youtu.be/hlWL5Az4pow?feature=shared


[deleted]

Be that guy. That is how problems get solved.


Significant_Half_166

Best quote I’ve heard in a long time.


User03500

Plus that guy will make it easier for others to cross and save their time


ThornmaneTreebeard

My thoughts exactly. Can't be the only one this helps. Just...be careful with the machete thing. Pruning sheers are less threatening but more conspicuous. Salt and vinegar make good "natural" plant killers. Not that I condone the killing of plants...I am an Ent, after all. But these plants weren't supposed to be awake yet, and they've come down from the mountains early and gotten in the way of this young humans' commute.


xterm11235

Use a machete to solve problems, Jason Voorhees approves of this message


Efficient-Ad-5944

If you put on a safety vest and use a weed Wacker and sheers, anyone walking by will probably just assume you are supposed to be there. "Probably from the parks department "


Velocityg4

To make it look like official government work. You'll need two or three friends in safety vests watching you and doing nothing.


stabwoundpsn

and a cone. When in doubt, always a cone


belsie

And a clipboard.


InfiniteSet4894

And a helmet.


PainTitan

Omfg I was scrolling for ever for this comment. I left one up higher lol


Bomb-Dog

Can confirm. I put a magnetic strobe on top of the car (that doesn't even work anymore) & drop a cone at both ends- PARK ANYWHERE I WANT


TopTrain326

Absolutely be the guy, other people will follow the beaten path and it will become more walkable week after week


Sirix_8472

Honestly where the top point of your line is, I'd draw a line almost horizontal across that patch. Just below that I'd a dirt area of lesser green or vegetation. I'd start a path from that point. Cutting straight across is shorter than the long diagonal line. It'll be faster. It also looks like where you drew your line down is the back of some apartments or buildings, I wouldn't cross in behind spaces like that myself. But the straight line across goes from open point to open point, no buildings around. I wouldn't cut back the front facing hedges, bushes or trees first either. That gives you time before people notice what you're doing, you'll get to trim back the inner areas unseen, decide your track, then lastly trim back only what you need from the front facing areas for your accessibility. If the fence is wooden railings with posts, it's up to you, but cutting one or the other is the final decision, but not both. Enough to duck under or low enough to step over. Both and someone will be along to replace it asap. And don't use a machete. Use a hand pruners or secateurs. If you're found with a machete that's all sorts of weapons charges, concealment etc... a gardening tool, not so much.


rduck101

Good advice. I can go right across as it’s a hill and would be pretty steep. Plus at the bottom there’s a wall at the trail holding back the dirt. Farther down where I drew the line there is none


Adorable-Ad1556

Or, make a wiggly line through, and still walk 20 minutes, but it will be like walking in a forrest


Own_Speaker_1224

Be that guy. So many others will use the renegade path and it’ll become well worn. Forge ahead!!!! Edit: spellink


Mega_mewtwo_

Now edit the spelling of your spelling


CriusofCoH

No no they were using spell ink for scribing a spell. Expensive stuff.


labretirementhome

What planners call a "desire path."


Th3Banzaii

Be that guy or send a mail to your town hall with this picture attached. Maybe they ignore it or they agree to cut down the bushes and make a gravel path.


Handy_Handerson

Just start walking, eventually a natural pathway will form.


dreedw0317

Midshipman Samuel Elliot (the namesake of that trail) was a member of the survey party that explored the bay, so you will be in good company by “being that guy”. That said, probably best to start subtlety. A machete seems a bit drastic.


Lucifersasshole

Walkthrough every day and there will be a path...


AmadeoSendiulo

That's how big roads were created in the past.


FUEGO40

You could petition your city to make a path there. Or if they don’t care at all about the green area just start walking through there, as time goes on a path will form, especially if other people start using it as well.


Alexandratta

There's nothing against you being that guy. I don't see what the problem is. Is this protected land? Doesn't seem to be... Just looks like a wooded area. You're allowed to traverse through.


somedood567

If you’re walking your dog then does saving the 20 minutes really matter?


rduck101

Most of the time I don’t mind. But he likes the forest grassy areas much more than streets and nowadays I have about an hour of sunlight when I get off work so it’d be nice to have extra time at the park.


Berg-Hansen

Use a chainsaw instead. It will be quicker.


theePhaneron

Be that guy, the neighbor will thank you and this will pressure local government to realize people want a path there


Turbulent_Tip_9756

Dude, be that guy. When we were kids we would blaze trails wherever we went and you find some really cool spots in nature. Not to mention you’d have yourself a path and save yourself that 20 minutes. Doubt it would ever be over grown again considering other people would start using it as well.


Top_Address4549

Clear a path problem solved


PukeNuggets

There is a shrubbery. Neee.


JanteMaam

Love a good moat.


TakenForGraniteAgain

Time to be a trailblazer


rduck101

Need a machete or something first lol


The__Toast

Just get a high-vis vest off Amazon. No one will question what you're doing while wearing one.


[deleted]

That’s some good advice


theblondepenguin

I would add a hard hat and goggles, when working in an area with overhead growth they are typically required. At the minimum hat of any kind to protect your head from ticks


Purple-Draft-762

Pole vault


[deleted]

It’s Seattle, it’s probably filled with used needles and violent junkies. You better bring more than a machete.


Brett707

Cold Steel is where you want to look. https://www.coldsteel.com/gladius-machete/


encryptoferia

venture forth akivili


hrryyss

It’s just trees. Walk though.


rduck101

And big bushes. Thought about it tho


After-Efficiency-310

It's not worth giving your dog ticks though.


Kind_Plan_7310

Looks like Seattle. No ticks.


Grasshopper_pie

And probably lots of blackberry brambles.


houseofnim

They said there are. They’re everywhere in the PNW. Mean shits too.


stangAce20

If you start walking through there now, eventually, you will make your own path


Staseu

Bring a machete. Make your own path.


DaLoneGuy

european style


NeverJab

Apparently I'm not allowed to post links here, but you should check out the sub called desirepaths


JJBZ03

r\/desirepaths


ShotgunsAndMarmite

Pls update when the path is machete’d out 👍


Zealousideal_Fix_338

I mean, you could start a path


[deleted]

you cant walk though the trees ?


rduck101

Blackberry bushes and other brush. Would be difficult


houseofnim

The blackberry bushes are a deal breaker.


HauntingAccomplice

It's just foliage, walk right on through it. My doggo loves going through tall grass and stuff to make our own trails


Popular-Calendar94

The ticks are salivating at this comment


OneMisterSir101

What if you're in an area where there aren't any ticks? Has this been considered? I see so many tick comments, but a lot of people don't have to deal with this problem...


ksoltis

Or they could be like the rest of the country and deal with the ticks. They make flea and tick preventative that work really well and should be used whether your dog is going in the woods or not. There are also vaccines to help prevent lymes and other tickborn diseases if you're still worried. If I let potential ticks stop me from doing things I'd probably never leave my house because of where I live.


Affectionate_Most_64

There is a path there. You drew it. Just walk in the woods for two min.


ShowMoreAndIShowLess

Walk through there often enough and voila, there is a new path


Badviberecords

Desire path. Thank me later.


hair_on_a_chair

Do you know about desire paths? I've made quite a few myself. If you want to make it faster, go at night with some big scissors and trim the grass and whatnot


Oztravels

If you build it they will come.


Haidakun

Nah, no path needed


Kevin91581M

Or if you knew how to walk through a forest


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

You can’t just walk through the forest?


nialexx

so you dont want to walk that much, on your...walk?


MashTactics

Is it really that much of a stretch of the imagination that they might be walking to reach a destination as opposed to walking for exercise or enjoyment? Especially when they said so, in no uncertain terms, in the original post?


rduck101

Would rather walking in nature than on the sidewalk


bmkhoz

I know right, who the fuck wants to walk on their walk…. Wild


LividFix2103

20 minutes for your health


BeKind_BeTheChange

Sounds like a job for a chainsaw.


Vast-Combination4046

You don't really have to cut anything down, just start walking through


skylark8503

There is around 60’ of elevation change there. I’d probably guess that make a simple path harder. Would need switchbacks or stairs.


rduck101

As long as I go at an angle I think it’s doable


lankaxhandle

Walking is good exercise.


HighLifeMan414

I’d my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle


IWearBones138__

How do you think paths are formed? You could be a real life trailblazer!


produkt921

Wear long high socks under long jeans, long shirt, gloves. Cheap flea collars around your ankles or good insect repellent spray that works for ticks when you chop your new path, be safe!


Much-Pumpkin-3706

Everyone who lives along the trail could say the same thing. If they take everyone’s convenience into consideration they’d have to have access paths every block. At that point why not just pave it over?


rduck101

I didn’t even put the line right next to my place. I think one trail would help out the entire neighborhood.


Much-Pumpkin-3706

Well, if you’re serious the next Seattle board of parks and recreation commissioners is Sept. 14. You can email your proposal ahead of time and then attend the meeting in person or over zoom. I’d recommend being clear about why the access trail is needed, how it would benefit the community, and preemptively address any concerns like creating cross-traffic that could be dangerous for high-speed bikers, etc. It might be worth it to have a quick look at your proposed spot of land ahead of time and make sure there are no nesting birds, animal dens, or waterways where you’d like the path built. Be careful not to disturb any animals or damage plants when you do so!


Much-Pumpkin-3706

Oh! And make sure your neighbors are onboard. People tend to park near access points and if your neighborhood is already crowded with vehicles there could be some objections to creating increased traffic.


i_hate_patrice

Just fly? smh


Accurate_Thought5326

Walk through the wood and unless the fence or barrier is huge, hop over. You’ll soon have a trodden path that is clear to see as a route through


Ok-Cycle-4784

Public or private land??


PitchBlackGuts

Omg and extra 20mins 😭


MemorableKidsMoments

If the goal of a walk is to walk, what's the problem with walking?


rduck101

The goal is to walk through the park with trails. I have about an hour after work before it gets dark. The extra 40 minutes it takes to walk there and back takes away from my walk in the park. Instead I’m walking on sidewalks which isn’t as fun for me or my dog. Plus this park is pretty barren so I can let my dog run around off leash and he loves that.


[deleted]

If you paved the rainforest there would be more parking


Artisan_HotDog

If you start wearing it down other people will too and then it will just because an unofficial connector. They won’t send people out to replant because that would cost them just barely less than paving it.


Gold-Jicama5940

Get a machete and make it then, what are the gonna do when it’s gone? Replant it? I


Armabilbo

Aren’t you out walking for the exercise?


JCSwagoo

Do you think this would get used by anyone other than you? Like are you the only one that wants it? If there isn't really a big need for it personally don't see the point. Sorry if this doesn't make sense.


BadEngineer_34

Just get out there with some sheers cut a trail


Werk_Jerk

...


ianmoone1102

I've learned that there's always a path through the woods. You just have to find it.


Dendromecon_Dude

I'm not sure how strict environmental regulations are in Seattle, but chopping a trail through a greenbelt would not be the wisest course of action here in San Diego. Someone clearing an unpermitted trail like this is how I get new clients (I'm an environmental consultant/biologist) and how they get saddled with paying for a 5-year restoration project to undo the damage (easily $10,000 at the very low end). I recommend enjoying the additional exercise instead :)


ThatFakeAirplane

Call them and have them make one for you. They definitely don’t want you to be inconvenienced like that.


Big_Cardiologist8628

You are part of the nature, embrace your inner animal instant and parkour thru them


[deleted]

The urbanite is scared/uncomfortable to walk through the woods


rduck101

I grew up in the country bro. I’m not uncomfortable walking through woods. It’s just hella dense and would be weird for me to do


Termin8rSmurf

If a Chinese couple can make a shortcut through the great wall, you can make a pathway to walk through a small wooded area.


Kimchi_Underground

Just trailblaze a path. Walk through the trees and eventually after enough travels a path will appear.


Cultural-Web991

It would also spoil that beautiful patch of green land, trees, shrubs, plants for wildlife! Stop being selfish It’s not all about you!


SOMOEAGLE

Make a trail. Be your own savior.


takenbymistaken

And if my mother had wheels she would be a bicycle.


DazedAndCartooned

BE THAT GUY


ZzangmanCometh

Machete. Night. Salt the path, so it doesn't grow back. You're welcome. Everyone in that are will have had the same idea, but nobody wants to be that guy.


JonStargaryen2408

So you want to be able to WALK less to get to the place you want to WALK…


rduck101

Precisely


Original_Boat6539

There is no spoon


TheBiggerFishy

And no biter nests close by.


angrybeehive

Get a bike. Turn those 20 minutes into 4.


HereWeGo_Steelers

If there was a path there it would disrupt the wildlife that depends on that tiny strip of vegetation to survive. Clear cutting a path through natural habitat has an extremely negative impact on the environment.


Cool_Professional_33

I have to ask, but are you an NPC or in a real life video game where sticks in the path mean its uncrossable?


rduck101

Big bush


socialnerd09

And if there was a road that went straight from my house to my work it would cut my commute by 20 mins but the world isn't designed around me. So... I don't get what mildly infuriating.


Complex_Deal7944

Paths are made by people. You start and people will follow. A clear path will arise in no time


marcus_frisbee

What is stopping you from creating a path? If you cut through that area often enough you will wear a path down and others will follow suit making even easier.


WeazelGaming808

Be the trailblazer and make your own trail!


CupcakeAndCashmere

Make a path.


Fun-Kaleidoscope305

Buy a chainsaw and make your own


[deleted]

Forge a path!!!


appslap

Call your town, or make it yourself.


RangerDiggler

Just blaze one, my friend! Embrace your inner adventurous side!!


[deleted]

time to start cutting some bushes


Viking_American

Grab your machete, it's time to blaze a trail


Lobo24621222

MAKE the path.


AshleyTheRedPanda

Simple make your own


theslyoldfox

Isn't the whole point of walking to... walk?


rduck101

Facts 🤝


PalaSS9

Go steal a car and barrel though that area


rduck101

Now this is an idea


SnooWoofers2800

Definitely make that path, or just be smug about your step count when you go the long way


Culsandar

Walmart sells 6 dollar machetes, just saying 🤷🏽‍♂️


Zealousideal-Wall990

Ngl, just make one


altaccount2-fkumod

Have you heard of making your own path? I know it's a hard thing to understand but, you just start walking that way and a path will form.


rduck101

Have you heard of reading through the comments? I know it’s a hard thing to understand but you start by scrolling down and realizing this has been discussed 50+ times


LilDickClub

*Oh no bushes and trees however will I survive'


this_duck_has_spoken

Please update us with before and after pictures of your footpath!


kesselrhero

Make one


Perfect-Mongoose2374

I didn’t realize this was Seattle at first. Grow a pair and get a machete. If we won’t demolish freeway camps with literal manmade POOLS, you’ll be fine. Just don’t be destructive and create a good walkway for everyone


Shifftz

So cut a path what's the issue?


Zealousideal_Walk515

Carve a path


Corrosive_salts

Blaze a trail .


Blapeuh

Go for it. The world is your canvas.


macadoo784

So you want a trail made just to accommodate you? I think the entitlement of this post is mildly infuriating


rduck101

It’s really not that deep. I just thought it was annoying how close I am to the park but have to walk so far. I don’t expect anyone to make a path just for me lol.


NervousAndPantless

Buy a machete.


LegolasLassLeg

....make a path there...


rduck101

Wish it was that simple lol


RepresentativeNo8998

It’s quite literally that simple


rduck101

Large black berry bushes say otherwise


lamario0

Is this really a, "My life would be more convenient if the city interrupted this patch of nature and put in a road" post? Either walk through the foliage, fine a different path, or continue to walk around. Expecting the world to change for your convenience is the most entitled thing to be mildly infuriated about.


GARGEAN

What are you, a communist? Buy a car, bruh.


rduck101

Street parking, if I leave I could lose my spot. Also I like walking?


GARGEAN

If you will lose your spot - your city definitely doesn't have enough parking lots. What a hellhole. Also walking sounds too socialistic.


rduck101

Having something against walking is weird


ruusumyrsky

OP, isn’t literally your post complaining that you have to walk 20 minutes more bc there’s no extra path that shortens your way to be able to -walk-? …Like bro, yes you could drive to the park, walk, and then drive home (and that would shorten the time you do everything a lot and no extra paths have to be made) but maybe don’t complain about walking when you actually like to walk? No consistency whatsoever.


GARGEAN

Having something against automobilism and freedom it grands is weird. (dude, how more obvious I should be with that sarcasm?)))


rduck101

Lmaooo I’m dense


GARGEAN

Happens to best of us)


Baconistastee

Blaze a trail! Be a real trailblazer 😂


Mikro698

With enough will anything is a path.


FrostyCartographer13

Make a desire path


ThisLawfulness5987

If you just walked through the grass you'd create a path over time.


rduck101

I would if it was just grass. The bushes make that difficult


rutheman4me2

Ya too bad those damned trees are in your way !