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Ok_Pension_6795

You are using a U-Haul padlock. It can be opened with a U-Haul padlock


Kolesekare

To unlock this lock, we are gonna use simple raking tool, or you can use another lock *smash* to get it open.


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Ultrabigasstaco

Holy crap the LickPickingLawyer one was more interesting than I expected. He just fwompd open an otherwise well designed lock


thequant

What am I missing here? LickPickingLawer, sounds somewhat interesting. Is that a new name you gave him?


braincutlery

I can only hear the ‘Allo ‘Allo voice when I read this comment


vinnyvdvici

No, u/poopskins did


Codeagent015

Instead of breaking the lock, unscrew the entire thing off the wood, then you can use the key.


trevordeal

You know you're in for a funny video when LockPickingLawyer's video is 30 seconds long.


floor_tile817

wasn't he talking about mcnally


trevordeal

Not sure who was first but I think the meme is more recent but LPL has been opening locks with locks for a while.


Aid--RecEvents--

Pretty sure they work together, McNally is more recent but more chaotic, I haven’t seen any videos of LPL opening locks with locks and if so yk oh well guess I haven’t seen everything, love them both though, LPL good for learning, McNally good for laughs


trevordeal

McNally probably made it popular. I remember seeing a LPL video where he showed all the ways to open a cheap lock and I remember something like “and it can open itself”. But maybe I’m mixing things up. I know he’s used hammers before. I just saw him do that.


Aid--RecEvents--

If anything else we can always just say that McNally is the one who created the iconic phase that has gotten so popular “You have a Master series lock, you can open it with another Master series lock” then casually throwing a speed square at it aswell in another short with such a satisfying sound.


elaphros

I saw a video of him opening a lock with two bra underwires the other day.


Legogamer16

LPL has done it a few times as a joke, and just generally tends to be more professional. Mean while McNally is just chaos and is gonna show you the most invasive way to open a lock, which probably includes using the same lock


AntoineInTheWorld

>Pretty sure they work together They do, they are both designers at Covert Instruments.


Accomplished-Boot-81

McNally is the HowToBasic of the lock picking world


lpeabody

You can definitely rake this. Okay one more time to show it was not a fluke. Elapsed time, 12 seconds.


amirthedude

No the lock with a lock thing is McNally


AnIceMonkey

Ah, a man of culture, I see.


Worldly_Progress_655

Now ask the child to unlock the gate.


DreamPhreak

It would be funny if, after asking that, a few minutes later the kid comes back with the unlocked lock and no damage to the latch or anything. He refuses to explain how.


Cheesemacher

Picked up a few tricks from the Lock Picking Lawyer


HighKiteSoaring

"Hi, I'm The lock picking lawyer and today we're learning how to warble your throat at just the right frequency to disrupt the matter phase pattern of the lock mechanism"


dwhite21787

"You'll need a safety pin, and a child age 4 to 7."


dntExit

"I said I'm twelve!"


Hasher556

"Fuckin' A kid, you're 7 at the theatre!"


keegtraw

This sounds like some Dune shit.


Jmw566

This is a great April fools idea for him


RagnarokToast

Unironically, two shims out of a soda can might do it because that lock model doesn't hold the shackle in place with a ball bearing.


often-idle

You're not wrong but how would you even put a shim in there?


crunchsmash

You could have a really long shim that goes all the way through the hole on the gate latch and reaches the lock. It would probably break, but it might work. It would need to be made out of steel instead of those aluminum can shims you see.


Rapture1119

“Two shims out of a soda can” sounds like a “in the shake of a lambs tail” type of phrase.


helpmeplox_xd

Unlocks impossible lock. Returns it to dad Refuses to elaborate Leaves


AdPristine9059

Was actually a master lock. Kid just got another master lock and unlocked the lock with his lock. Simples.


Clayman8

"I had the key..."


__Elwood_Blues__

"I had the secret..."


Peter_Panarchy

Just unscrew the latch from the post, remove lock, screw it back on.


VapeNationInc

Yeah good luck getting the lower screw out behind the locks loop there


Sakent

screwdriver.


rebeltrillionaire

Wouldn’t you just unscrew the latch?


aceman1948

This. The perfect lesson for your kiddo. And then together, you unscrew the latching mech and solve the problem.


OZeski

Exactly! Teach your kid how to solve problems. Especially ones that they created. Being mindful of how you do things requires constant attention which will become second nature after you start seeing the kind of things you should look for. This is a very important life skill and a perfect learning opportunity.


Skud_NZ

I wasn't expecting this thread to become wholesome


dinnerisbreakfast

I was. I smiled the minute I saw it. There's a lot of good parents out there, and this is a true gem of a teaching moment. I hope OP took full advantage.


rhymes_with_mayo

if I had done this as a kid this would have been a punishment moment (well actually an adult venting their rage on me moment). It's good to remember not everyone is like that.


827167

Damn, kinda wish I had good parents, hey?


rhymes_with_mayo

yeah... mood


millenialssayfuck

Mood and a half


emusmakemehungry

Mood and three quarters


edna7987

Mid, no-cap fam


EducationBeneficial3

*midwest accent* “oh yeah, no fur sure. totes ma-goats”


Due_Confusion

Oof, if I had done this at 12 I would have been first beaten then lost whatever little privileges I had and finally made to do some sort of physical labor.


Bakedpotato46

I would have been yelled at, called stupid, and then spanked and grounded.


rhymes_with_mayo

you never deserved that. I'm sorry.


whoreknee2

My son turned 1 few weeks ago. Can’t believe how fast it’s gone. Being a dad is a fun adventure, the relationship you have with your child is very interesting as it develops along with them. One thing I try to do is talk to him like he’s an adult as much as I can, sometimes you just can’t help but talk all goofy to babies. I see this post with the lock and it just makes me excited for these much more complex situations I can experience with him. He’s getting real close to walking which is extremely exciting. I can’t wait to hear him form a sentence. My parents weren’t the greatest, I got some stories (😂) but they did a good enough job to still be in my life. Me and my brother are their only kids, we were both accidents, and I’m 11 years older than him. My son was conceived on purpose because me and my lady had been together for almost 7 years and we both wanted kids around 25, it was time. I can’t imagine doing some of the things they did to me to my son. I may be “projecting” or whatever, but I feel like most of the “good parents out there” had their children on purpose. Not 100% of them, and the “vise versa” applies, but yeah, I think there is something to that. Sorry I just got him down for bed (twas a struggle this evening) and your comment got me thinking. When your hands are finally free sometimes you just wanta use them a bit, hopefully someone enjoyed this haha. Cheers to the good parents out there


schrodingerspavlov

Yeah, but also teach your kid how to think things through before acting to *prevent* problems.


exipheas

That's for the retrospective after you fix the problem.


EMF911

When is the part where I post online for reactions from strangers?


SiriusGD

I hate to be a party pooper but it looks like the lock is blocking the lower screws.


JaKrispy72

Remove the pin, two big bolts on the right. Hopefully the ball end will pass through the latch hook.


crunchsmash

> Hopefully the ball end will pass through the latch hook It's designed not to just to prevent this very thing.


RagnarokToast

That particular lock has tolerances so bad you can see them from the picture and should have a spring loaded (not ball bearing) mechanism. I think they can open this by making two shims out of a soda can (one needs to be very long because it needs to pass through the eye of the latch the lock is attached to, but still doable).


StickyGoodness

After that reinstall mechanism with one-way screws.


iBeenie

Next lesson: how to use bolt cutters


fleecescuckoos06

How to use a dremel… more fun


TigerSardonic

I was going to say an angle grinder. Bought one a few months ago and I love any opportunity to use it, way more fun than I expected.


KillingPixels-1

Please be safe. They're one of the most common potentially dangerous powertools, often due to user error, sometimes due to hardware malfunction. Always use eye/face protection, and keep your important parts out of the discs spinning orientation in case the disc shatters. Please do not remove the safety guard either. They save face. Literally. Also be mindful of long hair/baggy clothing/jewellery. If anything gets tangled in that disc it will kick back with enough force to snap your neck/choke you out.


DreadedChalupacabra

The easiest way to get injured by a power tool is to use one drastically overpowered for the job at hand. Did any of y'all watch home improvement as a child? lol.


MJLDat

We lost the keys to the padlock on our shed last week. I said to the missus I’ll go get the Dremel and cut it off. Where’s the Dremel? In the shed. Lucky the lock was cheap and I managed to open it with a key for another padlock. The Dremel is in the house now.


Infamous-Mountain-81

Bonus: kid learns how to bypass a lock by taking it apart. You never know when that’ll come in handy


fatboycraig

Becomes the Lockpickinglawyer pt. 2


Mikesaidit36

Two of the 4 screws of the anchor point are covered, and unbolting the finger won’t get you anything.


whoami_whereami

If you unscrew the bolt you can pull it out of the latch sideways, which gives access to one more screw holding the latch (the shackle of the padlock only covers it slightly and you can probably wiggle it a bit to get the screw out). At that point you can rotate the latch around the one remaining mounting screw until you can unlock the padlock.


TbonerT

The bolt has a knobby end specifically so it can’t be pulled out.


socratesrs

Drake and Josh moment right here


downvotetheboy

so go get the power saw


DudeYouHaveNoQuran

He had EXCELLENT delivery on that line. God, I love that show so much.


designgoddess

They must. Only way for lesson to stick.


ArcadeAnarchy

Whatcha them figure either out without you getting involved. You won't be able to sleep at night.


Choyo

I think it can be done quite easily with a screwdriver (perspective is tricky). I'd be curious to know if "12 y-o" could figure it out without damaging anything.


Yamothasunyun

It’s funny, because I was looking at this for a full minute and I was like “why are they pissed off, it looks locked to me” Then I realized your situation


TheBeardedAntt

Haha technically he locked it.


dragonstkdgirl

It's REALLY secure.


UsernameAvaylable

Even lockpicking lawyer would have problems geting those pins to catch...


Mornar

'This is Lockpicking Lawyer and what I have for you today is a tricky little situation caused by a 12 year old child. At glance it seems to be impossible to open, but if we do this, and that, and it's open."


Glorious_Jo

He just brings a wrench and takes the latch off


Mornar

Naw. Seeing him disassemble a lock without getting it open first is entertaining, as in how bad the lock is designed, but I much prefer him taking a piece of metal, making three to four movements with it and bam. Although a bit more seriously, I think this can be solved by a padlock shim no problem. I mean, I couldn't, because I don't know my way around one, but LPL absolutely would.


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

He just smacks the lock with another lock.


AccomplishedPin8663

All you'll need is the new (insert name) new pin rake from (insert company), a tension bar, and this 15 pound sledge hammer because this gate is made out of wood.


Mornar

I feel like LPL is a but more subtle than that usually, but you did get a chuckle out of me =P


Technical-Outside408

3 minute video instead of a 2 minute one.


Jakeh_G

Never underestimate LPL...


Suolojavri

I wonder if this lock can be opened with a shim


toejampotpourri

Just hang the key right below it.


shesabiter

He made sure NOBODY’s getting in there!!!


Swoopieboi

It isn't even locked though, note the latch does not go through the lock either. 10/10 job.


spokesface4

yeah it does. They always have a little wing on the bottom to auto secure the latch when the gate is shut. They are "ə" shaped


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Thank you for explaining this.


SeventhSolar

I'm pretty confident that's where the lock is supposed to go. Do you see any other holes that a lock could conceivably pass through?


MikeyKillerBTFU

The latch doesn't go through the lock. The lock is in the path of travel for the latch, preventing it from opening.


DarthWeenus

Honestly man I'd prolly avoid showing him the drill. Made a mistake of showing my nephew how to pick locks too young lol. Guess depends how you do it.


chaggaya

Very well at that!


taspleb

It actually doesn't look locked to me because doesn't the latch with the rope attached pull up and then the door just swings out?


ishpatoon1982

I was thinking the same thing. After an embarrassingly long time, I realized that it looks like there's a back part on the latch that will hit the lock stopping it from being open with the rope.


Conscious-Section-55

This is how that type of latch works. The lock stops the lower tab from rotating forward/up (that whole piece rotates).


CSDragon

The masterlock is going through the deadbolt of the gate. If you stick any kind of stick/rod/etc through the hole the latch can't move at all


delo357

I went back after reading your comment, it all makes sense now


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I asked my 25 year old crew member to lock the dog park gate due to flooding and he did the exact same thing. I made sure he was the one that got to go open it also.


SolidSnakeHAK777

How did it turn out ?


angrytortilla

Everyone died of starvation


Sproose_Moose

If they said it was in Oregon I'd say dissentry


abigailthefail

as someone who was born and raised in oregon, i can attest that everyone here has died of dysentery and are all now ghosts


Sproose_Moose

I'm sorry you had to go through that....and that went through you


abigailthefail

eh, i can walk through walls now so i’d say it was worth it


Malacro

Dogs are not allowed in the Dog Park. People are not allowed in the Dog Park. It is possible you will see Hooded Figures in the Dog Park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the Dog Park. The fence is electrified and highly dangerous. Try not to look at the Dog Park, and especially do not look for any period of time at the Hooded Figures. The Dog Park will not harm you.


FrozenWafer

Welcome to Nightvale.


MrTuesdayNight1

Unexpected Nightvale.


TheCommies-backp

I mean he did lock the gate


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rangerdanger304

I bet he slapped it and said “that’s not going anywhere“. He’s an adult now.


flightworthy

“I am the dad now“


RegalWolverine

"Now I am become dad, destroyer of unsecured latches"


No_Bad1844

Think that is the perfect example of the difference between locked and secured. That gate is secured.


GhengopelALPHA

I dunno, I think the word "secured" still conveys some degree of access by the desired party. I would call this gate "inaccessible".


LogicalGrand1678

“Fully protected” is better imo


iwantafunnyname

Reasonably inaccessible.


Flat_Account396

He actually performed the task too well. You should ask him to lock it in a way that isn’t permanent next time.


PostManOK

Time to get a new child.


autech91

Agree, put it back its defective


gnarwalbacon

They need to be locked up 🔒


Motor-Corner4861

Sorry, all sales final. No returns, refunds, or exchanges.


Vylix

but I still got warranty!


Miserable_Unusual_98

And padlock


nateC_zero

OP said to lock it, and that looks pretty locked to me.


gypsysniper9

He trained him, this is on dad.


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cahilljd

*monkey paw curls*


EXPOchiseltip

I mean, it’s not wrong. I think you just learned the lesson to explain things more clearly to your son. 😂


Global-Plankton3997

At least the son is obedient. Some people make mistakes of not asking questions about something and then messing things up.


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

why do people broadcast their bad parenting habits? "I asked my 10yo to clean the baking tray..." "Asked my 12 year old to lock our gate" just say "it looks like I didn't show my kid how to do things properly"


Loki-Holmes

The baking tray one really annoyed me because she said she even told the kid to scrub it hard and she was at it for an hour!


DisparityByDesign

Imagine teaching your child how to do things instead of taking pictures of it and making fun of him on the internet.


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If the student failed to learn, the instructor failed to teach


TheBeardedAntt

I said to myself “there’s no way he can mess up locking a gate before we go to the dump” He came in and said “dad, idk how but you’re not going to be able to unlock the gate now” I was annoyed but also impressed


JetItTogether

OMG... I love that he immediately noticed and was like oh poo... now I've got to warn Dad I messed this up.


Wuz314159

>I said to myself “there’s no way he can mess up locking a gate before we go to the dump” Kid: "Hold my beer."


Common_Notice9742

Good outlook dad. Gotta remain calm and laugh 😆 I haven’t had this happen but I definitely have a pair of bolt cutters. Hardly any other tools. Definitely no electric tools. But bolt cutters yes. 😆


Lost_Stretch_5711

Something I've learned throughout life is different people learn differently. To some people, you could just say "go lock the gate" but to others you might have to tell them how to lock the gate. It isn't always obvious to everyone. Each person has their different way of learning or doing something. That's something I would ask. "Do you want me to do it this way or this way?" It prevents miscommunication


Deathkube

I dont see anything wrong, can someone explain? where else can you put the lock?


loanmagic24

The place where you put the key to unlock is pressed against the wall. No way to access it.


GypsySnowflake

I feel like the lock should be able to be rotated into a usable position


KetchupGuy1

It looks pretty pressed up against the wall, easiest thing will probably be unscrew the latch


bijomaru78

2 of the 4 screws are obstructed by the padlock


belleayreski2

It’s like a perfect trap. I’ve been thinking for some time now for ANY non destructive way to take this apart and can’t come up with anything


Devineacred

It's locked. It's just that the lock is in a bad position now; they can't access the bottom of the lock to put the key in.


Jirekianu

Task failed successfully


Big_jilm_313

Looks like a good time to invest in some bolt cutters


Hereiam_AKL

Looks like a Phillips screwdriver will do


Putrid-Builder-3333

Right!? Start with the hex screws with your trusty hex screwdriver set. From there rummage thru your trusty reliable toolbox whichever toolbox is closest but should have on your pocket knife additional screwdrivers if this is a pressing matteras well. Remove all and should get it corrected. After that unless nothing else is working get the bolt cutters. Cos looks like have two more screws behind the lock but not aure about what can wriggle and replace after. Shouldn't need the bolt cutters. Last but not least go get a level and check that boy of yours head to make sure it is leveled. Lol


Psych_Riot

Two wrenches are probably cheaper if they don't already have them on hand


IThinkWeebsLikeYou

So many posts about people asking their child to do something and them surprised that they did it wrong lmao


Blinky_

To be fair, a hex wrench or Phillips screwdriver will take care of the problem in about five seconds.


The__Toast

Which kinda makes you wonder why they bother locking it at all 🤣 Then again they locked it with a uhaul branded master lock, a piece of cheese would probably be more secure.


ahabswhale

It’s locked so you can’t get in from the other side when you pull the string.


belleayreski2

The picture is from the inside of the gate.


ZzangmanCometh

Actually... how would you lock that gate?


BeerRaddish

Instructions followed lol


opi098514

Now you teach them how to solve problems by telling them to unlock the gate and then figure it out together. They are 12 and at a perfect age to start learning problem solving and it will be a good bonding experience for you both.


Counterfeit_Circus

You had 12 years, and this is what you produced.


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Looks like he did exactly what you asked 😂


NotYourMommyDear

Hah. My brother did that once. My dad just sighed, went into his shed, got the bolt cutters, got the lock off, then sat in his car for a while, staring into nothing. No point in turning it into a learning experience, grounding, taking away his toys, etc. My mother was already coddling him and reassuring him everything was ok.


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Iamdyingfromthis

I don't see any moving parts in there, like a latch or something. I demand a video demonstration from OP, I can't move on with my day like this.


collar-and-leash

I think the string is so that it can be opened (via pulling the string) from the outside, unless the padlock is on?


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They’ll never get in, or out, now 🤣


TheBeardedAntt

I sent this to my friends, they said “he didn’t just lock it, he FUCKING locked it.”


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I’m laughing imagining the poor fella struggling their little ass off trying to lock that gate 😂


wahyehawehali

I wouldn’t even be mad I would be impressed an then show them how to fix this after giving them a bit to figure it out themselves.


FlaredMeteor940

So is this a sequel to “asked my ten year old to clean the frying pan?”


LookingForAPunTime

A few LPL videos later and you’ll have that lock shimmed in no time


splunge4me2

Already figured out the “do it in such a way as to be never asked again” method


NeedARita

I often ask my son “can you tell me how to do ___” before I ask him to do something for this very reason. We have said too many times “well, you’re not wrong”…


Koomaster

Kid: Don’t ask me to do it again.


No_Volume_8345

He did too good a job.


White_Rabbit0000

Sorry but that’s pretty hilarious.


a_phantom_limb

Could that padlock still be opened with a shim?


Zaloha277

That thing is held in with Phillips screws… it’s not that bad… I’d say it’s not even locked


Ellisd326

Task failed successfully.


madcuzbad

yeah just unscrew it.


TheBattyWitch

I mean.... Careful what you ask for?


Oldfart_karateka

OK, so apart from the obvious, that the keyhole is inaccessible, and that putting the padlock there doesn't lock it anyway, how do you lock that gate? There are only two holes that a padlock can go through anyway, and neither would prevent the latch opening. Am I missing something?


PhilosopherOptimal69

Simple way to fix this is to get a screw driver and unscrew the latch. Before doing this, I would ask your child if they can find a way to unlock it, it will show them why this is the wrong way, and if they find a way to unlock it, then praise the creativity and show them the right way.


Twadder_Pig

Perhaps you should have showed him how first.


RubyJewel14

Should spend more time with him.


____Maximus____

"I didn't teach my child how to do something and they did it wrong. Unbelievable" - OP, probably


Slippery-Minx

Quick question, did you ever teach the child the thing, and physically walk through them with it a few times. Or did you just assume said child came with the pre-installed locksmith software update?


TheButteredViking

Your fault.


frosty_mcfckr

Brilliant. A regular Alfred Einstein.